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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: The Fake Shemp on October 18, 2006, 04:38:58 PM

Title: I need a good, hard drink this weekend. What's the hardest drink I can buy?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 18, 2006, 04:38:58 PM
I need something HARD.
Title: Re: I need a good, hard drink this weekend. What's the hardest drink I can buy?
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 18, 2006, 04:41:24 PM
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Title: Re: I need a good, hard drink this weekend. What's the hardest drink I can buy?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 18, 2006, 04:43:04 PM
Vodka isn't THAT hard.
Title: Re: I need a good, hard drink this weekend. What's the hardest drink I can buy?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 18, 2006, 04:43:58 PM
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Title: Re: I need a good, hard drink this weekend. What's the hardest drink I can buy?
Post by: G The Resurrected on October 18, 2006, 04:44:30 PM
Sorry to hear about you and Crystal breaking up dude.

Anyways i'm going to tell you how to make the perfect killer.

3 shots of 151 and tabasco sauce

3 shots of patron silver

3 shots of Scotch

Put it in any order you want just drink all that and have fun.
Title: Re: I need a good, hard drink this weekend. What's the hardest drink I can buy?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 18, 2006, 04:44:53 PM
We haven't broken up!
Title: Re: I need a good, hard drink this weekend. What's the hardest drink I can buy?
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on October 18, 2006, 04:45:36 PM
Hahaha, bullshit! ;)
Title: Re: I need a good, hard drink this weekend. What's the hardest drink I can buy?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on October 18, 2006, 04:45:58 PM
I could pee in your mouth, that's hard
Title: Re: I need a good, hard drink this weekend. What's the hardest drink I can buy?
Post by: Boogie on October 18, 2006, 04:46:51 PM
absinthe? (sp.)

Puncheon rum is 80%
Title: Re: I need a good, hard drink this weekend. What's the hardest drink I can buy?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 18, 2006, 04:47:00 PM
i got a stiff one for ya :-*


absinthe is fuckin' hardcore awesome, but you'll need to visit Canuckistan to get it relatively easily
Title: Re: I need a good, hard drink this weekend. What's the hardest drink I can buy?
Post by: G The Resurrected on October 18, 2006, 04:47:41 PM
Just drink what i told you and you'll be fine. We'll get through this breakup together.

You can also make a swampwater, which is every alcohol you can find mixed into a pilsner glass.
Title: Re: I need a good, hard drink this weekend. What's the hardest drink I can buy?
Post by: G The Resurrected on October 18, 2006, 04:49:11 PM
Absinthe is fucking hardcore but you can just as easily buy wormwood alcohol online and put a few drops of that in your drink and go on one hell of a trip.
Title: Re: I need a good, hard drink this weekend. What's the hardest drink I can buy?
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on October 18, 2006, 04:50:19 PM
ZomBz's a mean drunk. :(
Title: Re: I need a good, hard drink this weekend. What's the hardest drink I can buy?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 18, 2006, 04:50:35 PM
Haha, there's no breakup.  This is more or less the result of family falling apart and I'm emotionally exhausted.
Title: Re: I need a good, hard drink this weekend. What's the hardest drink I can buy?
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 18, 2006, 04:52:04 PM
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Title: Re: I need a good, hard drink this weekend. What's the hardest drink I can buy?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 18, 2006, 04:52:27 PM
Quote from: Willco on October 18, 2006, 04:50:35 PM
Haha, there's no breakup.  This is more or less the result of family falling apart and I'm emotionally exhausted.

So you did break up.
Title: Re: I need a good, hard drink this weekend. What's the hardest drink I can buy?
Post by: G The Resurrected on October 18, 2006, 04:54:30 PM
Willco its ok we kind of knew she was seeing another guy behind your back. We love you man its ok.

Nah seriously Will sorry to hear dude. Drink what i was telling you, dont mix it with some sugary shit. Just straight shots and do them rapidly 3 at a time. Tabasco and 151 is awesome though got to put enough tabasco in the shot to cloud the drink then down it.
Title: Re: I need a good, hard drink this weekend. What's the hardest drink I can buy?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 18, 2006, 04:56:28 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 18, 2006, 04:52:27 PM
So you did break up.

No.

Both sides of my family are quickly falling apart at the seams, and both my sibilings are threatening to create a rift on both sides through various means.  I don't know what is going to happen to my family in the next year.  It's kind of nuts.
Title: Re: I need a good, hard drink this weekend. What's the hardest drink I can buy?
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 18, 2006, 04:59:56 PM
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Title: Re: I need a good, hard drink this weekend. What's the hardest drink I can buy?
Post by: G The Resurrected on October 18, 2006, 05:00:10 PM
Well lets talk about it then.

Your parents are split up or soon to be? If they already are take one shot, if they arent yet but are soon to be take 2 shots.

Are your syblings taking sides? If not dont drink, if so take 1 shot for each sybling

Do you have a side? If so continue to take shots till you pass out then continue
Title: Re: I need a good, hard drink this weekend. What's the hardest drink I can buy?
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on October 18, 2006, 05:00:22 PM
CRISIS ON INFINITE EARTHS PART TWO: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
Title: Re: I need a good, hard drink this weekend. What's the hardest drink I can buy?
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 18, 2006, 05:01:29 PM
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Title: Re: I need a good, hard drink this weekend. What's the hardest drink I can buy?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 18, 2006, 05:02:46 PM
That's as far as I'll go - get me liquor, not therapy, you jerks.
Title: Re: I need a good, hard drink this weekend. What's the hardest drink I can buy?
Post by: Christopher on October 18, 2006, 05:03:32 PM
take a nice big shot of Everclear, raw.  I saw white for at least 5 secons after that midly reasonable large shot.
Title: Re: I need a good, hard drink this weekend. What's the hardest drink I can buy?
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 18, 2006, 05:04:25 PM
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Title: Re: I need a good, hard drink this weekend. What's the hardest drink I can buy?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on October 18, 2006, 05:05:10 PM
fuck all this drinking and get blunted

Title: Re: I need a good, hard drink this weekend. What's the hardest drink I can buy?
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 18, 2006, 05:06:19 PM
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Title: Re: I need a good, hard drink this weekend. What's the hardest drink I can buy?
Post by: G The Resurrected on October 18, 2006, 05:06:56 PM
Seriously Will if you've got problems dont turn to the booze only i'm allowed to turn to booze. Cause booze is my friend not yours and i'm not willing to share her.
Title: Re: I need a good, hard drink this weekend. What's the hardest drink I can buy?
Post by: Christopher on October 18, 2006, 05:08:32 PM
everclear everclear everclear

I actually stole a bottle from the EAM fraternity ;p, long story, it was so funny because they had these girls who subed the top floor apartments and they are known for partying and they got like hardcore accused.  Haha I'm friends with one of them and two days later at dinner she was tellling me, I was like oh no...that's awful.
Title: Re: I need a good, hard drink this weekend. What's the hardest drink I can buy?
Post by: Ecrofirt on October 18, 2006, 05:08:55 PM
Willco when all else fails, move to Scranton!
Title: Re: I need a good, hard drink this weekend. What's the hardest drink I can buy?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on October 18, 2006, 05:15:02 PM
Quote from: malek4980 on October 18, 2006, 05:06:19 PM
Can't cry while high.




Drink  :'( drink  :'( drink :'(


Sometimes crying is boring! There's only so many tears your beer can handle before it gets all watered down.
Title: Re: I need a good, hard drink this weekend. What's the hardest drink I can buy?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 18, 2006, 05:15:08 PM
The hell if I'm moving back East.
Title: Re: I need a good, hard drink this weekend. What's the hardest drink I can buy?
Post by: G The Resurrected on October 18, 2006, 05:20:44 PM
Maybe you should move to the far east and take becky with you. Dont want to leave her here for Morphix to chew on.
Title: Re: I need a good, hard drink this weekend. What's the hardest drink I can buy?
Post by: Ecrofirt on October 18, 2006, 05:52:20 PM
Quote from: Willco on October 18, 2006, 05:15:08 PM
The hell if I'm moving back East.
Well fuck you then! I know who's not getting a sausage feast this weekend.
Title: Re: I need a good, hard drink this weekend. What's the hardest drink I can buy?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 18, 2006, 05:55:16 PM
i'm on the west coast :-*
Title: Re: I need a good, hard drink this weekend. What's the hardest drink I can buy?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 18, 2006, 05:55:36 PM
I'd marry Drinky and be his second wife.  True story.
Title: Re: I need a good, hard drink this weekend. What's the hardest drink I can buy?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 18, 2006, 05:56:50 PM
i'm not into "wii sports" though! :o
Title: Re: I need a good, hard drink this weekend. What's the hardest drink I can buy?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 18, 2006, 06:05:44 PM
You'll play with my waggle wand and you'll love it, sir.
Title: Re: I need a good, hard drink this weekend. What's the hardest drink I can buy?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 18, 2006, 06:22:48 PM
Well, I've decided I'm going to go on a bender tonight - who knows, I may not even show up at work tomorrow (dumpster here, I come!).
Title: Re: I need a good, hard drink this weekend. What's the hardest drink I can buy?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 18, 2006, 06:32:18 PM
I'll pour a 40 for you, Willco.
Title: Re: I need a good, hard drink this weekend. What's the hardest drink I can buy?
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on October 18, 2006, 06:32:54 PM
Here's hoping you don't get raped!























































 :-*
Title: Re: I need a good, hard drink this weekend. What's the hardest drink I can buy?
Post by: morphix on October 18, 2006, 09:21:07 PM
drinking doesn't solve family problems.


 :P
Title: Re: I need a good, hard drink this weekend. What's the hardest drink I can buy?
Post by: ToxicAdam on October 18, 2006, 09:28:53 PM
(http://www.pier7.de/biobarbedarf/tequila/teqrose.jpg)


Don't let the pink color or the 17% vol. fool you! 7 of these bottles, and you will be lit up!

Title: Re: I need a good, hard drink this weekend. What's the hardest drink I can buy?
Post by: Homemade Milk on October 18, 2006, 10:32:29 PM
Goat milk.
Title: Re: I need a good, hard drink this weekend. What's the hardest drink I can buy?
Post by: deadfish on October 19, 2006, 01:51:04 PM
Jus get some bacardi 151.... that shit fuks you up gooooooooooood
Title: Re: I need a good, hard drink this weekend. What's the hardest drink I can buy?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 19, 2006, 03:08:07 PM
Ginger Ale mixed with Tylenol should do the trick