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General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: ParticleReality on December 04, 2007, 02:57:52 PM

Title: 1up is also bias
Post by: ParticleReality on December 04, 2007, 02:57:52 PM
It's true. Apparently they've been doing it for ages which explains the shitty Holiday EGM filled wit more ads then a jumbo-tron. It all makes sense really, they gave Halo 3 a perfect score even though online wasn't even working. So its either they love mediocre single player games or they got the money hat from Microsoft.

Need proof? I heard it from quite a few un-named insiders that work at Ziff Davis and 1up. We should ban all of 1up and Ziff Davis ASAP. I'll get VGCats to make a comic about it too to even further validate its truth.

Stay tuned as I expose IGN, Gamespy, and whatever else.
Title: Re: 1up is also bias
Post by: demi on December 04, 2007, 02:59:18 PM
lol
Title: Re: 1up is also bias
Post by: Himu on December 04, 2007, 03:08:19 PM
game sites are biased?!!?
Title: Re: 1up is also bias
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 04, 2007, 03:08:49 PM
drinky crow is bias[sic], i hear he has an irrational zune-specific agenda
Title: Re: 1up is also bias
Post by: Himu on December 04, 2007, 03:11:22 PM
BUY A ZUNE 2
Title: Re: 1up is also bias
Post by: Mupepe on December 04, 2007, 03:11:30 PM
i made out with particlereality and he told me that he's biased against 1up and that he was going to make a thread about how biased 1up was and that no one would ever think he was biased when he was calling bias on a biased site.

i want to touch his biased ass!!!!!!!
Title: Re: 1up is also bias
Post by: MCD on December 04, 2007, 03:12:32 PM
biased for MS is good.

we all love MS.
Title: Re: 1up is also bias
Post by: demi on December 04, 2007, 03:13:07 PM
i'm biased for ryan davis i want to touch himmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Title: Re: 1up is also bias
Post by: Mupepe on December 04, 2007, 03:13:58 PM
i'm biased for anything warm i can stick my dick in
Title: Re: 1up is also bias
Post by: demi on December 04, 2007, 03:14:45 PM
i would let him sit on my faceeeeee
Title: Re: 1up is also bias
Post by: Valcrist on December 04, 2007, 03:15:28 PM
i'm biased for anything warm i can stick my dick in

I'm also pretty fond of apple pie.
Title: Re: 1up is also bias
Post by: zeergoth on December 04, 2007, 03:18:41 PM
i made out with particlereality and he told me that he's biased against 1up and that he was going to make a thread about how biased 1up was and that no one would ever think he was biased when he was calling bias on a biased site.

i want to touch his biased ass!!!!!!!
Mupepe=Pedo ??? :o
Title: Re: 1up is also bias
Post by: Mupepe on December 04, 2007, 03:22:37 PM
how old is that tight little sex monkey?  i thought he was of age. 
Title: Re: 1up is also bias
Post by: zeergoth on December 04, 2007, 03:26:53 PM
how old is that tight little sex monkey?  i thought he was of age. 
15.
Title: Re: 1up is also bias
Post by: demi on December 04, 2007, 03:45:18 PM
damn it's all over for mupepe...  i dunno how you can get over this
Title: Re: 1up is also bias
Post by: zeergoth on December 04, 2007, 03:47:25 PM
damn it's all over for mupepe...  i dunno how you can get over this
Maybe we should call child protective services, anyone have his address?
Title: Re: 1up is also bias
Post by: Mupepe on December 04, 2007, 03:49:15 PM
i feel sick now
Title: Re: 1up is also bias
Post by: demi on December 04, 2007, 03:49:25 PM
let's flood his PM box with Chris Hansen pictures
Title: Re: 1up is also bias
Post by: Bloodwake on December 04, 2007, 04:46:48 PM
This outrages me soo much.

We should just ban all instances of the word "1up" or anything associated with 1up or Halo 3 or any of this shit for like a month on this forum in protest.

Fuckers. That'll show them.
Title: Re: 1up is also bias
Post by: The Sceneman on December 04, 2007, 05:06:58 PM
A+++ thread will read again
Title: Re: 1up is also bias
Post by: Bloodwake on December 04, 2007, 05:31:57 PM
This outrages me soo much.

We should just ban all instances of the word "1up" or anything associated with 1up or Halo 3 or any of this shit for like a month on this forum in protest.

Fuckers. That'll show them.

Hell yeah, they deserve everything they get! Think of all the sales They'll lose!

I know! It's common knowledge that all gamers on the face of this planet surf this forum regularly and listen to everyone on this forum, especially the moderation. Ziff Davis will be pissed.

Fuck, let's just extend it to everything involving Ziff Davis and Microsoft. Fuck 'em all.
Title: Re: 1up is also bias
Post by: GilloD on December 04, 2007, 08:39:04 PM
Guys, the real answer is to just ban the nam e of every videogame ever on the forum until 1up lifts the bias, okay, do it.
Title: Re: 1up is also bias
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 04, 2007, 10:49:45 PM
if we don't take a stand against this bias, then this bias will take a stand against us!
Title: Re: 1up is also bias
Post by: Ichirou on December 04, 2007, 10:55:18 PM
I hear certain people in positions of power at Evilbore are "bias" as well.

Stay tuned, there's more shocking news to come...
Title: Re: 1up is also bias
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 04, 2007, 10:59:11 PM
evilbore is wholly a property of the microsoft viral marketing arm!
Title: Re: 1up is also bias
Post by: Ichirou on December 04, 2007, 11:09:35 PM
WELCOME TO THE SOCIAL