THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: The Fake Shemp on October 19, 2006, 07:35:03 PM
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... OH SNAP.
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Now that CrystalGemini has dumped you, go for it.
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Haha, it says "Shanah tovah" apparently... CrystalGemini knows who this is.
Now that CrystalGemini has dumped you, go for it.
Despite that that is false, how can you assume that she dumped me? Maybe it was vice versa
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Hit that shit, bro.... unless its a dude.....
...unless that dude happens to be Dwinky :-*
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Did you tell her you have a gf already?
I'd just say "hey thanks for the flowers. I was going to buy some for my girlfriend, but I'll just give here these. Thanks!"
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Despite that that is false, how can you assume that she dumped me? Maybe it was vice versa
She had the upper hand. You make chairs for movies and eat chinese food with chopsticks in a extreme over the top manner.
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a) It's a 30-year-old Jewish chick
b) I'm happy with CrystalGemini, thanks
c) It could just be friendly, she is wishing me Happy New Year in Hebrew (but it's a little late for that, maybe she didn't realize I was back home)
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Advice from someone who's biggest claim to fame is hugging Brazillian women?
C'mon. ::)
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She also knows about CrystalGemini. And Crystal has accused her of buying me off with tickets to the High Holy Days at Temple (they were like $120). They were good tickets, though.
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I have been firm that we are strictly neighbor/acquaintance relationship. I won't even hang out with her. She wanted to give me a key to her apartment, but I thought that was too creepy.
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Catfight. NOW.
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Take her to see Borat opening day with you. It talks about jews a lot.
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I wish someone would send me flowers. Send her a note back that says "Thanks" and invite her over for tea one day.
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Willco, hook me up with the 30 year old Jewish chick. I will totally please her.
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I wish someone would send me flowers. Send her a note back that says "Thanks" and invite her over for tea one day.
Borat>tea.
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:lol
I gave her business card to CrystalGemini so she could see what her face looked like, and she was unhappy to learn she's not hideously deformed.
At any rate, I don't date people that are that much older than me, I don't date Jews and I certainly don't cheat - so she's in a lose/lose situation.
I don't know if I want to thank her for the flowers, but it would be rude not to.
Willco, hook me up with the 30 year old Jewish chick. I will totally please her.
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I have been firm that we are strictly neighbor/acquaintance relationship. I won't even hang out with her. She wanted to give me a key to her apartment, but I thought that was too creepy.
WTF :lol
Does she show any jealousy signs? Bitches like that ruin dudes, I swear. She could spread a rumor and bam you'd be fucked. Stay away from her if she's the jealous kind.
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But seriously, guys....
...throw the Jew down the well. :punch
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No, she's the kind into Jews. I don't think she gave me a second's notice until she found out I was Jewish, then she was my best friend. I felt guilty about the High Holy day tickets, so I did watch her dog for her when she went out a couple of times - but there was also free food attached and I always left before she got home. Now since her dog loves me, she thinks I'm even cooler.
JEWZ Lolz
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For my Willco :-*:
In my country there is problem,
And that problem is transport.
It take very very long,
Because Kazakhstan is big.
Throw transport down the well
So my country can be free
We must make travel easy
Then we’ll have a big party
In my country there is problem
And that problem is the Jew
They take everybody money
And they never give it back
Throw the jew down the well
So my country can be free
You must grab him by his horns
Then we have a big party
If you see the Jew coming
You must be carefull of his teeth
You must grab him by his money
And I tell you what to do
Throw the jew down the well
So my country can be free
You must grab him by his horns
Then we have a big party
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No, she's the kind into Jews. I don't think she gave me a second's notice until she found out I was Jewish, then she was my best friend. I felt guilty about the High Holy day tickets, so I did watch her dog for her when she went out a couple of times - but there was also free food attached and I always left before she got home. Now since her dog loves me, she thinks I'm even cooler.
JEWZ Lolz
Kill the dog. Its the only way. :-\
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No, she's the kind into Jews. I don't think she gave me a second's notice until she found out I was Jewish, then she was my best friend. I felt guilty about the High Holy day tickets, so I did watch her dog for her when she went out a couple of times - but there was also free food attached and I always left before she got home. Now since her dog loves me, she thinks I'm even cooler.
JEWZ Lolz
Kill the dog. Its the only way. :-\
Or just give it to a mexican so they can eat it.
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Willco this situation sounds like Peter Parker and that weird skinny girl in the apartment from Spider-Man 2. :o
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No, she's the kind into Jews. I don't think she gave me a second's notice until she found out I was Jewish, then she was my best friend. I felt guilty about the High Holy day tickets, so I did watch her dog for her when she went out a couple of times - but there was also free food attached and I always left before she got home. Now since her dog loves me, she thinks I'm even cooler.
JEWZ Lolz
I wish black people were like that. I'd have been laid by now.
Stupid negroes :(
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Willco this situation sounds like Peter Parker and that weird skinny girl in the apartment from Spider-Man 2. :o
So you're saying I should eat her cake and kick her ass to the curb for Mary Jane (CrystalGemini)?
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Willco this situation sounds like Peter Parker and that weird skinny girl in the apartment from Spider-Man 2. :o
Oh c'mon, just because she baked him a cake doesn't mean she wanted to jump into his spandex. :-[
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Willco this situation sounds like Peter Parker and that weird skinny girl in the apartment from Spider-Man 2. :o
Oh c'mon, just because she baked him a cake doesn't mean she wanted to jump into his spandex. :-[
You know she wanted Parker's penis. Look how nervous she was around him.
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My apartment complex is too much drama. There's a bunch of young, single women there, some gay folks, a couple of married people and a crazy guy (he's legit - we're talking tin foil hats, folks... FOR REAL). Most of them work in/around Hollywood, so they can be divas at times. It's like the middle class 90210.
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I don't see how to connect that to a Sam Raimi film though.
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I don't see how to connect that to a Sam Raimi film though.
Haha, you lose.
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no the jew does. The jew ALWAYS does.
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no the jew does. The jew ALWAYS does.
(http://www.worldsphotos.com/pictures/jew.jpg) + (http://waltonfeed.com/old/well.jpg)
= :lol
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You must grab him by his money.
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So my country can be free?
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Then we have a big party!
THROW THE JEW DOWN THE WELL!
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(http://www.radosh.net/images/borat.jpg)
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What if the jew comes at me with a claw?
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I will tell you what to do: you must grab him by his horns, and throw him down the well. ;)
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What if they have two jew claw?
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Then you are screwed! :spin
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LOLZ, JEWZ
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30 Year old Jewish chick?
Willco, refer her to my myspace page plskthx!
http://www.myspace.com/jeremyvel
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~11!!!MYSPACE!!!11~
:blush