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Title: The Craft is the worst movie ever made
Post by: TVC15 on October 20, 2006, 02:26:51 AM
WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THE SHITTY COVER OF HOW SOON IS NOW?  DIE THE CRAFT DIE.  FUCK YOU WILLCO AND MAF FOR PICKING THIS TO BE THE EVILBORE HALLOWEEN MOVIE FOR 2006.  HAVE YOU EVER FUCKING SEEN IT?
Title: Re: The Craft is the worst movie ever made
Post by: Bacon on October 20, 2006, 02:35:24 AM
Is this a pube on my keyboard? Oh, nevermind, it's just one of Wilco's nappy jew hairs.
Title: Re: The Craft is the worst movie ever made
Post by: Christopher on October 20, 2006, 02:37:19 AM
Isn't neve campbelle pretty hot though once she gets that shit off her though
Title: Re: The Craft is the worst movie ever made
Post by: TVC15 on October 20, 2006, 02:40:15 AM
Isn't neve campbelle pretty hot though once she gets that shit off her though

She's easily the ugliest of the witches.  I'd go so far as to call her frumpy. 
Title: Re: The Craft is the worst movie ever made
Post by: Christopher on October 20, 2006, 02:44:23 AM
oh wow you know your just hating on her because she's beautiful, honestly the UGLIEST of the witches?
Title: Re: The Craft is the worst movie ever made
Post by: cloudwalking on October 20, 2006, 02:46:25 AM
That movie was cool... when I was 10 years old.

You couldn't pay me to watch it now.

Edit: and yes, the cover is horrible.
Title: Re: The Craft is the worst movie ever made
Post by: Christopher on October 20, 2006, 02:54:01 AM
what do you think of neve campbell
Title: Re: The Craft is the worst movie ever made
Post by: TVC15 on October 20, 2006, 02:57:50 AM
oh wow you know your just hating on her because she's beautiful, honestly the UGLIEST of the witches?

Have you watched it lately?  Ugly may be a bit too strong, but she's definitely the least attractive of the witches in the movie.  Yes, she was hotter in later movies, but she's fourth fiddle in The Craft.
Title: Re: The Craft is the worst movie ever made
Post by: Christopher on October 20, 2006, 03:02:27 AM
well no I remember watching it when I was little, and when her scars came off and she wore that sexy clothing I was like whoa.

hmmm maybe I do need to watch it again, although it's like the shittest movie ever.
Title: Re: The Craft is the worst movie ever made
Post by: etiolate on October 20, 2006, 03:06:57 AM
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worst film i've seen and it only makes it worse that the director considered himself a modern john hughes
Title: Re: The Craft is the worst movie ever made
Post by: Mandark on October 20, 2006, 03:20:41 AM
Isn't neve campbelle pretty hot though once she gets that shit off her though

She's easily the ugliest of the witches.  I'd go so far as to call her frumpy. 
I love White Man and all, but this post is a total microcosm of the fashion industry dynamic: A gay dude who is oblivious to how poorly he evaluates female beauty.

Thanks for all the eating disorders and no-ass-having coatracks, jerk!
Title: Re: The Craft is the worst movie ever made
Post by: TVC15 on October 20, 2006, 03:29:08 AM
well no I remember watching it when I was little, and when her scars came off and she wore that sexy clothing I was like whoa.

hmmm maybe I do need to watch it again, although it's like the shittest movie ever.

It's all about the black chick.  I'd let her spray her chocolate milk into my mouth.

Fairuza Balk is also stone cold hottie, even though her chin can cut steak.
Title: Re: The Craft is the worst movie ever made
Post by: TVC15 on October 20, 2006, 03:30:57 AM
Isn't neve campbelle pretty hot though once she gets that shit off her though

She's easily the ugliest of the witches.  I'd go so far as to call her frumpy. 
I love White Man and all, but this post is a total microcosm of the fashion industry dynamic: A gay dude who is oblivious to how poorly he evaluates female beauty.

Thanks for all the eating disorders and no-ass-having coatracks, jerk!

Dude, you have not seen The Craft recently.  Neve is *NOT* good looking in it when compared to the other girls.
Title: Re: The Craft is the worst movie ever made
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on October 20, 2006, 03:43:49 AM
Neve is not good looking period.
Title: Re: The Craft is the worst movie ever made
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 20, 2006, 11:57:23 AM
Yeah, I didn't find her that hot in The Craft. The black chica was easily the hottenest.
Title: Re: The Craft is the worst movie ever made
Post by: TVC15 on October 20, 2006, 11:58:59 AM
Also The Doom Generation is hilarious.
Title: Re: The Craft is the worst movie ever made
Post by: whiteACID on October 20, 2006, 12:14:18 PM
I loved The Craft when I was younger, I havn't seen it in years though. Isn't Skeet Ulrich in a TV show this year or something?
Title: Re: The Craft is the worst movie ever made
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 20, 2006, 12:26:58 PM
You picked it, you bum!  I wanted something AWESOME.
Title: Re: The Craft is the worst movie ever made
Post by: TVC15 on October 20, 2006, 12:50:43 PM
You picked it, you bum!  I wanted something AWESOME.

I thought it was awesome, but somewhere in the past 10 years awesome turned to suck.

So, my NEW nomination for Official Evilbore Halloween Movie 2006 is Cruel Intentions 3.
Title: Re: The Craft is the worst movie ever made
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 20, 2006, 12:52:07 PM
No.
Title: Re: The Craft is the worst movie ever made
Post by: whiteACID on October 20, 2006, 12:53:29 PM
The Mummy
Title: Re: The Craft is the worst movie ever made
Post by: TVC15 on October 20, 2006, 12:55:02 PM
Logan's Run?
Title: Re: The Craft is the worst movie ever made
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 20, 2006, 12:56:06 PM
Logan's Run is not a Halloween film.
Title: Re: The Craft is the worst movie ever made
Post by: TVC15 on October 20, 2006, 12:57:58 PM
Logan's Run is not a Halloween film.

Equinox!
Title: Re: The Craft is the worst movie ever made
Post by: whiteACID on October 20, 2006, 01:03:40 PM
Dirty Dancing?
Title: Re: The Craft is the worst movie ever made
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 20, 2006, 01:09:54 PM
Im fuckin watchin THE FRIGHTENERS on halloween.
Title: Re: The Craft is the worst movie ever made
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 20, 2006, 02:06:40 PM
Logan's Run is not a Halloween film.

Equinox!

I'd rather just watch THE EVIL DEAD.
Title: Re: The Craft is the worst movie ever made
Post by: TVC15 on October 20, 2006, 02:19:51 PM
Logan's Run is not a Halloween film.

Equinox!

I'd rather just watch THE EVIL DEAD.

The Evil Dead?  That movie is the biggest cheap rip off since Spider-Man 2 blatantly stole a scene from Hellraiser 2!
Title: Re: The Craft is the worst movie ever made
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 20, 2006, 02:26:55 PM
You lost that argument and you lose this one too.  And your manhood.
Title: Re: The Craft is the worst movie ever made
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 20, 2006, 04:10:59 PM
Has Sam Raimi ever made a legitimately good movie
Title: Re: The Craft is the worst movie ever made
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 20, 2006, 04:12:35 PM
Has Sam Raimi ever made a legitimately good movie

Go watch Supernatural you queef
Title: Re: The Craft is the worst movie ever made
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 20, 2006, 04:15:43 PM
they do an episode that's very similar to the Evil Dead on Supernatural, but with professionally-written dialogue
Title: Re: The Craft is the worst movie ever made
Post by: TVC15 on October 20, 2006, 04:17:44 PM
You lost that argument and you lose this one too.  And your manhood.

How could I possibly lose that argument?  The scenes use the exact same bit of music! There are direct shots from Hellraiser 2 used in Raimi's inferior copy.
Title: Re: The Craft is the worst movie ever made
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 20, 2006, 04:17:49 PM
Using italics doesn't make the show better.  You're like a walking puppet for the WB, which is creepy.

Quote from: You Already Lost This Argument, Move On
How could I possibly lose that argument?  The scenes use the exact same bit of music! There are direct shots from Hellraiser 2 used in Raimi's inferior copy.

You already lost this argument - move on!
Title: Re: The Craft is the worst movie ever made
Post by: Saint Cornelius on October 20, 2006, 04:22:47 PM
"The Doom Generation" was a strange movie. I can't say that I LIKED it very much, but it certainly wasn't the WORST movie I've ever seen. Loved seeing Rose's glorious rack; was really, REALLY fucking disturbed by the ending.
Title: Re: The Craft is the worst movie ever made
Post by: TVC15 on October 20, 2006, 04:26:51 PM
"The Doom Generation" was a strange movie. I can't say that I LIKED it very much, but it certainly wasn't the WORST movie I've ever seen. Loved seeing Rose's glorious rack; was really, REALLY fucking disturbed by the ending.

I agree.  I kept watching it to see what strange thing would happen next.

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You already lost this argument - move on!


Stick to arguing with people you can win with, like Penix.
Title: Re: The Craft is the worst movie ever made
Post by: Mupepe on October 20, 2006, 04:31:03 PM
WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THE SHITTY COVER OF HOW SOON IS NOW?  DIE THE CRAFT DIE.  FUCK YOU WILLCO AND MAF FOR PICKING THIS TO BE THE EVILBORE HALLOWEEN MOVIE FOR 2006.  HAVE YOU EVER FUCKING SEEN IT?
Oh it's fucking awful.  But at least it has two pretty decent witches in it.  But my God, the story and acting is awful.

However, I have to disagree, the worst movies ever made are a tie between Stay Alive, Swordfish and Stigmata.
Title: Re: The Craft is the worst movie ever made
Post by: Saint Cornelius on October 20, 2006, 04:32:35 PM
I love Patricia Arquette but man she has been in some really bad movies.