THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Barry Egan on December 07, 2007, 08:53:55 PM
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I remember when my orthodontist threw my retainer on the swivel table and went "wear this for the rest of your life lol". I got all indignant. This is my life, buddy, fuck you!
...My teeth are all fucked up again! >:(
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Who all is in the Evilbore retainer club, aside from me and you <3
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they told me the same thing but fuck that noise I stopped after like 4 months
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i never wore it outside the house and my teeth turned out just fine. i had braces, though, but luckily, that was only for 7 months or something.
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Who all is in the Evilbore retainer club, aside from me and you <3
No me. I'm naturally pretty because I come from good breeding...
...at least thats the fantasy I created for myself.
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Who all is in the Evilbore retainer club, aside from me and you <3
No me. I'm naturally pretty because I come from good breeding...
...at least thats the fantasy I created for myself.
how many baths have you had this week
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they told me the same thing but fuck that noise I stopped after like 4 months
And how are your teeth? Mine are about as straight as that one Wachowski brother!
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I only have to wear it at night
When you brush your teeth, lightly brush the retainer separately. RetainerFresh and SonichBrite are great for getting rid of "retainer smell" as well :bow
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Who all is in the Evilbore retainer club, aside from me and you <3
No me. I'm naturally pretty because I come from good breeding...
...at least thats the fantasy I created for myself.
So you basically live this delusional life in some nigh-abandoned part of Canada, wandering around your house wearing cravats? I picture you as wearing NOTHING but cravats. I think I have a companion piece to the Father Robby and Thomas FabIo Mysteries brewing in my head. . .
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they told me the same thing but fuck that noise I stopped after like 4 months
And how are your teeth? Mine are about as straight as that one Wachowski brother!
How long has it been? they gave me mine like 3 years ago and they are fine. Dentists are a bunch of fools!
I had one tell me I need my molars removed. Fuck that, I got rid of that dentist and got one that didn't ask me to.
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Dentists are a bunch of fools!
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I grind my teeth my teeth at night badly without mine. I have noticed pretty significant improvements over just the past month. My bite is much better, too. I don't get headaches as much and I generally feel much better.
At first I felt kind of shitty about signing up for this fo' life, but it's totally made me feel better, and if I forget to wear it for 2 days or so, I REALLY NOTICE that I forgot it.
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I guess it would be three years for me as well. Damn me and my degenerate Soviet genes.
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I've only gone to the dentist once in the past 3 years and haven't gotten a check up from a doctor in like 4 years. I go to the grocery store for flu shots every year though lol
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I'm going to take out a student loan to get my teeth fixed. I can't stand this anymore.
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I've only gone to the dentist once in the past 3 years and haven't gotten a check up from a doctor in like 4 years. I go to the grocery store for flu shots every year though lol
Bwahaha, I used to brag about that, too! Once you *DO* get back to the doctor, be prepared to find out how old you've gotten, and play Count the Chronic Conditions. You are earning your spouses for life right now.
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Cheebs has nice teeth. And he smiles too much *smh*
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He's gonna end up having something tasty like leukemia or chronic obstructive pulmonary disease, and I'm going to LAFF because he's a smug ass and his head looks like a fucking MOP.
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holy shit lol
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Eh at least I wont get old and have to see all my hair fall o u t. :(
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Eh at least I wont get old and have to see all my hair fall o u t. :(
black bald people>white bald people
It's a fact
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Okay, where the fuck does Arvie live? It is somewhere completely backwoods like I dunno, Newfoundland, right? That's all metaphorical.
Okay, the long-awaited companion piece to the Father Robby and Thomas FabIo Mysteries:
Boy Prince Arvie, Dandy of Newfoundland
Is that a good start? I alread have ideas dancing in my head. Somewhat inspired by Joris-Karl Huysmans classic decadent tale A Rebours.
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Eh at least I wont get old and have to see all my hair fall o u t. :(
Pride before the fall! And you just jinxed yourself, you poor regrettable bastard!
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Eh at least I wont get old and have to see all my hair fall o u t. :(
black bald people>white bald people
It's a fact
I plan to pull a Bruce Willis. Shave it all off before it all falls out. You end up looking younger that way than giant bald spots. He looks a good 10 years younger than when he does films where he lets it grow back.
I'll either have it long or soon as I have noticable loss it ALL GOES. I refuse any in between.
And I KNOW I'll lose my hair. Both my dad and grandpa's lost their hair around 30. I got only a safe 6-7 years left before my girlish hair is gone for good.
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Eh at least I wont get old and have to see all my hair fall o u t. :(
black bald people>white bald people
It's a fact
I plan to pull a Bruce Willis. Shave it all off before it all falls out. You end up looking younger that way than giant bald spots. He looks a good 10 years younger than when he does films where he lets it grow back.
I'll either have it long or soon as I have noticable loss it ALL GOES. I refuse any in between.
And I KNOW I'll lose my hair. Both my dad and grandpa's lost their hair around 30. I got only a safe 6-7 years left before my girlish hair is gone for good.
what if it looks like a cube under all that hear? in that case you won't be able to pull a bruce willis!
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hmmm, maybe Cheebs should be the Dandy Boy Prince of Evilbore in my series, what with the Young Mr. Burnsian curls.
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I would like that.
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Ive already decided after I get rich I'm getting all my teeth removed and replace with new ones Possibly made of ceramic or something clear so it looks like I have no teeth.
Too bad I can't find that Craigslist ad where a guy says he gives the absolute BEST blowjobs because he has no teeth - they were broken in a car accident.
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Who all is in the Evilbore retainer club, aside from me and you <3
No me. I'm naturally pretty because I come from good breeding...
...at least thats the fantasy I created for myself.
how many baths have you had this week
None. :'( I have no time to bath because of work. I will soak while listening to 1up yours tonight.
So you basically live this delusional life in some nigh-abandoned part of Canada, wandering around your house wearing cravats? I picture you as wearing NOTHING but cravats. I think I have a companion piece to the Father Robby and Thomas FabIo Mysteries brewing in my head. . .
If you'd have read my posts you'd know that that cravats have not arrived. It is very cold.
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I had braces on my top teeth for about two years or something like that, and I wore my retainer for a long time after that. I lost it once at a band competition [yes, I wore a retainer AND was in the marching band lawl] and got another one. I wore it all the time for probably a couple of months, then I only wore it at home, then only at night. I probably wore the thing for the better part of two years. My teeth, thankfully, are still fine. :)