2008:
- start working out
- have anal sex
these seem doable.
I've never read Pale Fire. :'( That will be resolution the second.
My new years resolution: continue getting into shape, and gain 15 pounds before the end of the year. I want a more chiseled body by the last weekend of June, aka The African Cup canoe race. And by the end of December 2008 I want to be buff. Not body builder buff, but like NFL WR buff.
I will get laid in 2008 no doubt :bow
:-\
I've made progress this year though
I will get laid in 2008 no doubt :bow
Information regarding a new Pynchon novel scheduled for publication in August 2009 was leaked in October 2008 (Kellogg 2008) and subsequently confirmed by a spokesperson for Penguin Press.
A synopsis and brief extract from the novel, along with the novel's title, Inherent Vice, and dust jacket image, were printed in Penguin Press' Summer 2009 catalogue (Penguin 2008). The new book is 416 pages in length and is described in the catalogue as "part noir, part psychedelic romp, all Thomas Pynchon — private eye Doc Sportello comes, occasionally, out of a marijuana haze to watch the end of an era as free love slips away and paranoia creeps in with the L.A. fog".
The synopsis printed in the Penguin catalogue refers to the author "working in an unaccustomed genre" and promises a "cast of characters [which] includes surfers, hustlers, dopers and rockers, a murderous loan shark, a tenor sax player working undercover, an ex-con with a swastika tattoo and a fondness for Ethel Merman, and a mysterious entity known as the Golden Fang, which may only be a tax dodge set up by some dentists."
I will get laid in 2008 no doubt :bow
smh
Who's Flannel Girl? If it doesn't work out entertain us with a sprawling, made up story about the date you'll never getShe's a law student I have a crush on.
My goals this time:
-Read 10 books
-Gain 10 pounds (I toned myself last year, didn't gain the weight I wanted)
-Go on 10 dates with women, or attend 10 public events (movies don't count)
-Get laid
My Goals:
Reevaluate my goals in life.
10 books in a month? When do people find the time?
I will get laid in 2008 no doubt bow