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Title: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES! OR SEINFELD!
Post by: TVC15 on December 08, 2007, 07:30:10 PM
HE IS A BAD, BAD NERD.

Actually, I don't even think he can call himself a nerd now.  He's just a failure.  A. FAIL. URE
Title: Re: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES!
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 08, 2007, 07:31:40 PM
omg. just omg. this is the show that was made for him. respect -1000
Title: Re: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES!
Post by: demi on December 08, 2007, 07:32:17 PM
not even one episode? everyone's seen at least one episode late at night, or during the day. at least.
Title: Re: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES!
Post by: TVC15 on December 08, 2007, 07:32:57 PM
OMG, I BET HE'S NEVER LUSTED AFTER AGENT SCULLY!
Title: Re: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES!
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on December 08, 2007, 07:33:45 PM
I've seen one episode. It was kind of distinguished mentally-challenged. There was like, some Frankenstein and it ended with him dancing. I think I never watched it again because that episode was so dumb.

I also went to see the movie, and it made no sense and was about oil and spaceships in Antarctica and was boring.

So that episode + the movie = I was convinced the X-Files was confusing, goofy, and dumb.

also, Gillian Anderson has less personality than a robot
Title: Re: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES!
Post by: demi on December 08, 2007, 07:34:19 PM
i like it when scully has nosebleeds. all over my flaccid [object of alien origin]
Title: Re: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 08, 2007, 07:34:56 PM
me not seeing one episode of Simpsons>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Patel seeing one episode of XY-Files
Title: Re: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES!
Post by: TVC15 on December 08, 2007, 07:35:18 PM
That episode was dumb, but you of all people should know that you don't judge long-running shows that have notorious quality drops later on off of one episode.

I can't believe you!  How have you gotten like, any jokes that have been made by nerds over the past decade and a half?  You are more than a decade behind the nerd culture curve!
Title: Re: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES!
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 08, 2007, 07:35:59 PM
me not seeing one episode of Simpsons>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Patel seeing one episode of XY-Files

But we all know you're a failure.
Title: Re: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES!
Post by: demi on December 08, 2007, 07:36:17 PM
even Spaced is filled with XFiles references -- most notably Tim's raging lust for Scully!
Title: Re: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES!
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on December 08, 2007, 07:37:02 PM
I've also never seen an episode of Seinfeld

I'm proud of that, really
Title: Re: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES!
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 08, 2007, 07:37:53 PM
 :maf
Title: Re: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES!
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on December 08, 2007, 07:38:12 PM
part of it was when I was in HS there were these two people I hated who LOVED X-Files and would not fucking shut up about it and wore X-Files logo jackets to school and they were the biggest most awful social pariahs in the city

I rejected the x-files to reject them
Title: Re: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES!
Post by: TVC15 on December 08, 2007, 07:38:31 PM
I've also never seen an episode of Seinfeld

I'm proud of that, really

You shouldn't be.  Despite being a mass market success, Seinfeld is actually a really funny show, and it's generally really clever.  Don't mistake it with Friends.  Seinfeld is about a zillion times better.  It's also a zillion times better than any Seinfeld standup.
Title: Re: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES!
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 08, 2007, 07:39:57 PM
Patel fails fucking HARD. I'll never look at him the same way again.
Title: Re: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES!
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on December 08, 2007, 07:40:38 PM
everytime I try to watch Seinfeld I end up changing the channel during a slap bass transitions. I've seen like 10-15 minutes of many episodes.

that slap bass is like Jerry hitting me in the face with his cock. I CAN'T DESCRIBE HOW MUCH I HATE IT.

I also hate every member of that cast and I don't see the point of a comedy without any likeable characters
Title: Re: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES!
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 08, 2007, 07:40:58 PM
EPIC FAIL
Title: Re: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES!
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on December 08, 2007, 07:41:18 PM
doom ba doom ba doom boom bowowowowowoow
Title: Re: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES!
Post by: TVC15 on December 08, 2007, 07:41:50 PM
Fuck Gravity's Rainbow and Pale Fire.  Your new years resolution is to watch at least the first 3 seasons of the X-Files, and at least seasons 2-7 of Seinfeld.
Title: Re: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES!
Post by: Smooth Groove on December 08, 2007, 07:41:59 PM
I've also never seen an episode of Seinfeld

I'm proud of that, really

You shouldn't be.  Despite being a mass market success, Seinfeld is actually a really funny show, and it's generally really clever.  Don't mistake it with Friends.  Seinfeld is about a zillion times better.  It's also a zillion times better than any Seinfeld standup.

Agreed, although Seinfeld did get annoying near the end because the show was too aware of their cleverness.  A joke isn't as funny if it feels contrived.  
Title: Re: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES!
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 08, 2007, 07:42:41 PM
Fuck Gravity's Rainbow and Pale Fire.  Your new years resolution is to watch at least the first 3 seasons of the X-Files, and at least seasons 2-7 of Seinfeld.

If Patel was my Secret Santa recipient, I would send him one of my Seinfeld sets.
Title: Re: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES!
Post by: TVC15 on December 08, 2007, 07:42:59 PM
Really, Patel, how did you survive the 90s without watching, by a fair margin, the two best television shows of the decade?
Title: Re: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES!
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on December 08, 2007, 07:43:23 PM
if I have to choose between Nabokov and Pynchon or Carter and Seinfeld I am siding with the book fegs

TVC: I don't watch TV. I haven't had a TV hooked up since like...1994? 1995? I watched AD on DVD and I guess I kept up with Battlestar Galactica but that's like the only real TV I've dealt with.

it was funny when I went on vacation to Hawaii earlier this year and our house had TV. I was totally entranced by E! reality shows and commercials. like I was out of a third world country
Title: Re: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES! OR SEINFELD!
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 08, 2007, 07:45:01 PM
I see... you're one of those uber-nerds!
Title: Re: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES! OR SEINFELD!
Post by: Smooth Groove on December 08, 2007, 07:45:36 PM
I've heard that Pynchon's works are incoherent. 
Title: Re: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES! OR SEINFELD!
Post by: TVC15 on December 08, 2007, 07:49:32 PM
if I have to choose between Nabokov and Pynchon or Carter and Seinfeld I am siding with the book fegs

TVC: I don't watch TV. I haven't had a TV hooked up since like...1994? 1995? I watched AD on DVD and I guess I kept up with Battlestar Galactica but that's like the only real TV I've dealt with.

You missed some great shows!  You skipped on the X-Files, but came out of your shell for Battlestar Galactica?  A show that was originally created with the intention of being a direct Star Wars and Mormonism ripoff?  These are SAD SAD nerd priorities!
Title: Re: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES! OR SEINFELD!
Post by: bud on December 08, 2007, 08:07:36 PM
no wonder he always gets stood up by girls
Title: Re: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES!
Post by: Himu on December 08, 2007, 08:11:48 PM
me not seeing one episode of Simpsons>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Patel seeing one episode of XY-Files

HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?!!!?  ??? ??? ??? ???
Title: Re: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES! OR SEINFELD!
Post by: Himu on December 08, 2007, 08:12:46 PM
Patel's date: Have you seen the X-files? I'm a big fan.
Patel: I have seen one episode of the X-files and it was distinguished mentally-challenged.
Patel's date: You're a fucker loser, this date is over
Title: Re: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES! OR SEINFELD!
Post by: bud on December 08, 2007, 08:13:52 PM
i've been watching family guy lately and i'm enjoying it more than the simpsons nowadays. and the thing is: it's probably the most immature show i've ever seen yet i still at laugh every joke.
Title: Re: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES! OR SEINFELD!
Post by: Himu on December 08, 2007, 08:17:08 PM
even more immature than mad tv?
Title: Re: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES! OR SEINFELD!
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 08, 2007, 08:17:25 PM
i watched Battlestar for Grace Park. I tuned out all the story and dialogue gubbins.

hmmm.... delicious Grace Park Maxim photographs....


She's so average looking.

Patel's date: Have you seen the X-files? I'm a big fan.
Patel: I have seen one episode of the X-files and it was distinguished mentally-challenged.
Patel's date: You're a fucker loser, this date is over

That scenario has never happened to anyone. Maybe if you replace X Files with Friends.

i've been watching family guy lately and i'm enjoying it more than the simpsons nowadays. and the thing is: it's probably the most immature show i've ever seen yet i still at laugh every joke.
I may have laughed once or twice while watching Family Guy. So brutal. So forced.
Title: Re: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES! OR SEINFELD!
Post by: Himu on December 08, 2007, 08:18:10 PM

That scenario has never happened to anyone. Maybe if you replace X Files with Friends.


i think mupepe said once that he broke up with a girl because she liked a shitty rap song
Title: Re: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES! OR SEINFELD!
Post by: bud on December 08, 2007, 08:19:34 PM
girls like friends
Title: Re: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES! OR SEINFELD!
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 08, 2007, 08:21:14 PM

That scenario has never happened to anyone. Maybe if you replace X Files with Friends.


i think mupepe said once that he broke up with a girl because she liked a shitty rap song
Maybe, but a woman would not break up with a man because he didn't watch X Files.

Anyway, was it Soulja Boy? 'Cause I would have done the same. And I have not had sex since Reagan was alive. Actually I haven't had sex since Reagan was alive and still knew who he was.
Title: Re: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES! OR SEINFELD!
Post by: Himu on December 08, 2007, 08:26:02 PM

That scenario has never happened to anyone. Maybe if you replace X Files with Friends.


i think mupepe said once that he broke up with a girl because she liked a shitty rap song
Maybe, but a woman would not break up with a man because he didn't watch X Files.

Anyway, was it Soulja Boy? 'Cause I would have done the same. And I have not had sex since Reagan was alive. Actually I haven't had sex since Reagan was alive and still knew who he was.

no it wasn't soulja boy
Title: Re: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES! OR SEINFELD!
Post by: HyperZoneWasAwesome on December 08, 2007, 08:30:46 PM
instead of mocking the poor boy, lets help him out, lets point him in the direction of some of the finer examples of what he's missed so he can skip straight to the good stuff.

For quality X-Files, see...
Sleepless
Home
Never Again
Dark Matter
Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose
Medusa(eff the haters, Doggett rocked)
Title: Re: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES! OR SEINFELD!
Post by: Himu on December 08, 2007, 08:33:19 PM
instead of mocking the poor boy, lets help him out, lets point him in the direction of some of the finer examples of what he's missed so he can skip straight to the good stuff.

For quality X-Files, see...
Sleepless
Home
Never Again
Dark Matter
Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose
Medusa(eff the haters, Doggett rocked)

the sopranoes
Title: Re: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES! OR SEINFELD!
Post by: Ichirou on December 08, 2007, 08:34:40 PM
This "I didn't have a TV hooked up from '95" stuff is BS.  Patel is probably a big animu nerd.  He at least had a TV hooked up for fansubs back in the day.  He just didn't watch Seinfeld and X-Files 'cuz they didn't have any asian chicks in the cast.

Also, Grace Park is INCREDIBLY HOT.
Title: Re: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES! OR SEINFELD!
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 08, 2007, 08:36:10 PM
Quote
She's so average looking.


everyone is entitled to an opinion , no matter how wrong it is.

search for GRACE PARK MAXIM and if your cock doesn't twitch like a freshly shot corpse, then you are ALREADY SEXUALLY DEAD!
1. I post on forums filled with white nerds.
2. White nerds have weird Asian fetishes.
3. So I've seen these photos dozens of times.
4. She has no ass.
Title: Re: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES! OR SEINFELD!
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 08, 2007, 08:38:04 PM
instead of mocking the poor boy, lets help him out, lets point him in the direction of some of the finer examples of what he's missed so he can skip straight to the good stuff.

For quality X-Files, see...
Sleepless
Home
Never Again
Dark Matter
Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose
Medusa(eff the haters, Doggett rocked)

the sopranoes

lol
Title: Re: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES! OR SEINFELD!
Post by: Ichirou on December 08, 2007, 08:38:35 PM
No nudity, but Prole is apparently a bit of a prude.
spoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f246/Ichirou_Oogami/0d4_gp5.jpg)
[close]
If this doesn't give you a boner, your homosexuality is confirmed.

CONFIRMED

(http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f246/Ichirou_Oogami/angrylars.jpg)
Title: Re: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES! OR SEINFELD!
Post by: Smooth Groove on December 08, 2007, 08:39:32 PM
cheeseburger surprise?
Title: Re: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES! OR SEINFELD!
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 08, 2007, 08:39:53 PM
I have to say I really like this inviting pose

http://www.dailysins.com/_pics/Grace_Park_Maxim2.jpg
Title: Re: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES! OR SEINFELD!
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 08, 2007, 08:40:31 PM
If disliking a woman with the body of a skinny teenage boy makes me gay... then so be it!
Title: Re: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES! OR SEINFELD!
Post by: bud on December 08, 2007, 08:40:37 PM
eh, she isn't even hot. she looks like a little girl.

why am i not suprised that people living in japan think she's hot
Title: Re: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES! OR SEINFELD!
Post by: Ichirou on December 08, 2007, 08:41:06 PM
This thread is full of closeted homosexuals!
Title: Re: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES! OR SEINFELD!
Post by: demi on December 08, 2007, 08:42:13 PM
This thread is full of closeted homosexuals!

She looks like an alien. This thread is full of X-Files fans!
Title: Re: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES! OR SEINFELD!
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 08, 2007, 08:43:16 PM
This thread is full of closeted homosexuals!

She looks like an Asian. This thread is full of men who find any and every Asian attractive.
.
Title: Re: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES! OR SEINFELD!
Post by: HyperZoneWasAwesome on December 08, 2007, 08:45:36 PM
I have never once considered Mr. Miyagi to be sexually arousing to anybody.
Title: Re: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES! OR SEINFELD!
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 08, 2007, 08:46:20 PM
I don't think she's smoking hot, and her body is pretty boyish (like most Asians), but she's fairly attractive. At the very least, she's not ugly, like most Asians.
Title: Re: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES! OR SEINFELD!
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on December 08, 2007, 08:47:36 PM
This "I didn't have a TV hooked up from '95" stuff is BS.  Patel is probably a big animu nerd.  He at least had a TV hooked up for fansubs back in the day.  He just didn't watch Seinfeld and X-Files 'cuz they didn't have any asian chicks in the cast.

Also, Grace Park is INCREDIBLY HOT.

I have a TV, of course, I just haven't had like...network or cable programming hooked up to it since 95.

also, I have incurable yellow fever yet I don't find Grace Park attractive at like all
Title: Re: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES! OR SEINFELD!
Post by: demi on December 08, 2007, 08:49:25 PM
patel is just mad because he doesn't relate to the every day humor that seinfeld portrays

you telling me you never experienced SHRINKAGE? every male deals with that conundrum each and every day, and that makes it FUNNY
Title: Re: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES! OR SEINFELD!
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 08, 2007, 08:50:35 PM
patel is just mad because he doesn't relate to the every day humor that seinfeld portrays

you telling me you never experienced SHRINKAGE? every male deals with that conundrum each and every day, and that makes it FUNNY
when the Grace Park photo was posted I experienced significant shrinkage.
Title: Re: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES! OR SEINFELD!
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on December 08, 2007, 08:50:45 PM
sorry I'm not a jew
Title: Re: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES! OR SEINFELD!
Post by: demi on December 08, 2007, 08:51:15 PM
I WAS IN THE POOL!!!!!
Title: Re: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES! OR SEINFELD!
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 08, 2007, 08:51:41 PM
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Title: Re: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES! OR SEINFELD!
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 08, 2007, 08:54:11 PM
Rachel: Oh my God! I'm sorry, I thought this was the baby's room.
I'm really sorry.


George: I was in the pool! I was in the pool!

JUICE :rock
Title: Re: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES! OR SEINFELD!
Post by: Ichirou on December 08, 2007, 08:55:58 PM
Quote
also, I have incurable yellow fever yet I don't find Grace Park attractive at like all

you ... you ... you ....

you prawn cocked morans FAIL!

(runs out of room crying)

I still think she's hot.  If you want the hi-res versions of her Maxim shoot, just PM me. ;)
Title: Re: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES! OR SEINFELD!
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 08, 2007, 08:57:56 PM
spoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://gfx1.gamelink.com/GLImages/prodimages/233093.jpg)
[close]
Title: Re: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES! OR SEINFELD!
Post by: Ichirou on December 08, 2007, 08:59:12 PM
At least the pic I posted is sfw, you can see that chick's nipples.  Edit your post, Malek.
Title: Re: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES! OR SEINFELD!
Post by: Smooth Groove on December 08, 2007, 08:59:37 PM
Wow, Malek!

 :lol
Title: Re: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES! OR SEINFELD!
Post by: bud on December 08, 2007, 09:00:21 PM
holy shit dude :lol :lol

those tits ewwww
Title: Re: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES! OR SEINFELD!
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 08, 2007, 09:09:45 PM
spoiler that, ichi
Title: Re: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES! OR SEINFELD!
Post by: Ichirou on December 08, 2007, 09:13:28 PM
spoiler that, ichi

Done.  Tell Malek to do the same.
Title: Re: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES! OR SEINFELD!
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 08, 2007, 09:15:20 PM
MALEK
Title: Re: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES! OR SEINFELD!
Post by: Ichirou on December 08, 2007, 09:16:07 PM
At least mine didn't have any actual nudity.  You can totally still see that chick's aereoaoulas.
Title: Re: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES! OR SEINFELD!
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 08, 2007, 09:18:29 PM
At least mine didn't have any actual nudity.  You can totally still see that chick's aereoaoulas.
Did you cream your kimono?
Title: Re: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES! OR SEINFELD!
Post by: Ichirou on December 08, 2007, 09:19:19 PM
No, she's fuckin' nasty-looking.
Title: Re: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES! OR SEINFELD!
Post by: demi on December 08, 2007, 10:24:46 PM
No, she's fuckin' nasty-looking.

They all look the same, though
Title: Re: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES! OR SEINFELD!
Post by: Gay Boy on December 08, 2007, 10:27:54 PM
[youtube=425,350]nhhzwjt2AG0[/youtube]
.
Title: Re: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES! OR SEINFELD!
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 08, 2007, 10:28:57 PM
One of my favorite scenes ever. :rofl
Title: Re: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES! OR SEINFELD!
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 08, 2007, 10:31:32 PM
A more holiday appropriate Seinfeld video:

[youtube=425,350]http://youtube.com/watch?v=I-wm9N0KiAs[/youtube]
Title: Re: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES! OR SEINFELD!
Post by: TVC15 on December 09, 2007, 12:28:09 AM
Patel watches awesome British comedy, so his date would think he was all sophisticated and stuff.



I watch awesome british comedy AND the X-Files.

I seriously don't understand how Patel has been able to consume any media, or even understand the internet, without a working knowledge of the X-Files.  I mean, there are X-Files references in basically ANY MEDIA made past the mid 90s!  Like a significant portion of culture has been invisible or alien to Patel.  Fool can't even get all the jokes on Spaced!  He doesn't even UNDERSTAND his sophisticated British comedy!  And internet fandom?  FUCK!  X-Files basically invented internet television fandom!

Basically, Patel is half a man, and if I were a hot, asian slut hungry for cock, I'd put his ass to the CURB after discovering that he can't understand, CAN'T UNDERSTAND, a well-placed Agent Pendrell reference!
Title: Re: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES! OR SEINFELD!
Post by: Oblivion on December 09, 2007, 12:37:54 AM
I guess this is a bad time to mention I've never seen an episode of X-files as well (though I DID see Seinfeld, so eat it, Patel!)
Title: Re: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES! OR SEINFELD!
Post by: Gay Boy on December 09, 2007, 01:02:20 AM
Speaking of X-Files, Amanda Pett has been cast as a FBI agent under Mulder & Scully.
Title: Re: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES! OR SEINFELD!
Post by: Mandark on December 09, 2007, 02:41:09 AM
For a couple years, on a Friday, you could watch X-Files on Fox at 9, then switch to NBC at 10 for Homicide.

That was some appointment television, right there.
Title: Re: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES! OR SEINFELD!
Post by: TVC15 on December 09, 2007, 02:46:52 AM
For a couple years, on a Friday, you could watch X-Files on Fox at 9, then switch to NBC at 10 for Homicide.

That was some appointment television, right there.

The Friday night seasons of the X-Files were the best ones, too.  It's funny to think that if the first season of the X-Files aired today, it wouldn't have made it through the first season, probably not even on Friday night.  I don't know exactly how it did it, but that show maintained a strong cult following for 2 to 3 solid seasons, on a Friday night, before the internet was even that big.  I'm guessing that college dorms kinda kept it afloat.
Title: Re: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES! OR SEINFELD!
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 09, 2007, 02:49:26 AM
yeah, my college dorm experience was all about friday night x-files. and marijuana. and cheap vodka. and agent scully. :-*
Title: Re: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES! OR SEINFELD!
Post by: Mandark on December 09, 2007, 02:56:44 AM
Someone was watching X-Files with a rubber band on the doorknob.
Title: Re: PATEL'S SECRET SHAME REVEALED: HE HAS NEVER SEEN THE X-FILES! OR SEINFELD!
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 09, 2007, 02:57:16 AM
:o



:-*