me not seeing one episode of Simpsons>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Patel seeing one episode of XY-Files
I've also never seen an episode of Seinfeld
I'm proud of that, really
I've also never seen an episode of Seinfeld
I'm proud of that, really
You shouldn't be. Despite being a mass market success, Seinfeld is actually a really funny show, and it's generally really clever. Don't mistake it with Friends. Seinfeld is about a zillion times better. It's also a zillion times better than any Seinfeld standup.
Fuck Gravity's Rainbow and Pale Fire. Your new years resolution is to watch at least the first 3 seasons of the X-Files, and at least seasons 2-7 of Seinfeld.
if I have to choose between Nabokov and Pynchon or Carter and Seinfeld I am siding with the book fegs
TVC: I don't watch TV. I haven't had a TV hooked up since like...1994? 1995? I watched AD on DVD and I guess I kept up with Battlestar Galactica but that's like the only real TV I've dealt with.
me not seeing one episode of Simpsons>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Patel seeing one episode of XY-Files
i watched Battlestar for Grace Park. I tuned out all the story and dialogue gubbins.
hmmm.... delicious Grace Park Maxim photographs....
Patel's date: Have you seen the X-files? I'm a big fan.
Patel: I have seen one episode of the X-files and it was distinguished mentally-challenged.
Patel's date: You're a fucker loser, this date is over
i've been watching family guy lately and i'm enjoying it more than the simpsons nowadays. and the thing is: it's probably the most immature show i've ever seen yet i still at laugh every joke.I may have laughed once or twice while watching Family Guy. So brutal. So forced.
That scenario has never happened to anyone. Maybe if you replace X Files with Friends.
Maybe, but a woman would not break up with a man because he didn't watch X Files.
That scenario has never happened to anyone. Maybe if you replace X Files with Friends.
i think mupepe said once that he broke up with a girl because she liked a shitty rap song
Maybe, but a woman would not break up with a man because he didn't watch X Files.
That scenario has never happened to anyone. Maybe if you replace X Files with Friends.
i think mupepe said once that he broke up with a girl because she liked a shitty rap song
Anyway, was it Soulja Boy? 'Cause I would have done the same. And I have not had sex since Reagan was alive. Actually I haven't had sex since Reagan was alive and still knew who he was.
instead of mocking the poor boy, lets help him out, lets point him in the direction of some of the finer examples of what he's missed so he can skip straight to the good stuff.
For quality X-Files, see...
Sleepless
Home
Never Again
Dark Matter
Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose
Medusa(eff the haters, Doggett rocked)
1. I post on forums filled with white nerds.QuoteShe's so average looking.
everyone is entitled to an opinion , no matter how wrong it is.
search for GRACE PARK MAXIM and if your cock doesn't twitch like a freshly shot corpse, then you are ALREADY SEXUALLY DEAD!
instead of mocking the poor boy, lets help him out, lets point him in the direction of some of the finer examples of what he's missed so he can skip straight to the good stuff.
For quality X-Files, see...
Sleepless
Home
Never Again
Dark Matter
Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose
Medusa(eff the haters, Doggett rocked)
the sopranoes
This thread is full of closeted homosexuals!
.This thread is full of closeted homosexuals!
She looks like an Asian. This thread is full of men who find any and every Asian attractive.
This "I didn't have a TV hooked up from '95" stuff is BS. Patel is probably a big animu nerd. He at least had a TV hooked up for fansubs back in the day. He just didn't watch Seinfeld and X-Files 'cuz they didn't have any asian chicks in the cast.
Also, Grace Park is INCREDIBLY HOT.
patel is just mad because he doesn't relate to the every day humor that seinfeld portrayswhen the Grace Park photo was posted I experienced significant shrinkage.
you telling me you never experienced SHRINKAGE? every male deals with that conundrum each and every day, and that makes it FUNNY
Quotealso, I have incurable yellow fever yet I don't find Grace Park attractive at like all
you ... you ... you ....
you prawn cocked morans FAIL!
(runs out of room crying)
spoiler that, ichi
At least mine didn't have any actual nudity. You can totally still see that chick's aereoaoulas.Did you cream your kimono?
No, she's fuckin' nasty-looking.
Patel watches awesome British comedy, so his date would think he was all sophisticated and stuff.
For a couple years, on a Friday, you could watch X-Files on Fox at 9, then switch to NBC at 10 for Homicide.
That was some appointment television, right there.