THE BORE

General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: Van Cruncheon on December 11, 2007, 01:15:34 PM

Title: why the fuck does tails exist
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 11, 2007, 01:15:34 PM
he is the most worthless fucking character in videogaming. discuss!
Title: Re: why the fuck does tails exist
Post by: Rman on December 11, 2007, 01:26:47 PM
Sonic needed a gimmicky sidekick? 
Title: Re: why the fuck does tails exist
Post by: hyp on December 11, 2007, 01:27:57 PM
he's the luigi of the sonic series.
Title: Re: why the fuck does tails exist
Post by: Himu on December 11, 2007, 01:29:05 PM
Except that there's nothing that distinguished Mario from Luigi and Luigi is a fucking pallete swap. Tails can fly, reach power ups Sonic can't get to, and get to secret areas that Sonic can't get to either. Tails is hardly useless.
Title: Re: why the fuck does tails exist
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 11, 2007, 01:32:54 PM
tails is totally fucking useless. he's a gayass shitty friend; he's an on-screen distraction and waste of cpu/raster resources; and he just DOESN'T NEED TO BE THERE. at least you don't share a screen with an ai-controlled luigi
Title: Re: why the fuck does tails exist
Post by: Himu on December 11, 2007, 01:35:02 PM
all you have to do is go to options and put it on Sonic only nub
Title: Re: why the fuck does tails exist
Post by: hyp on December 11, 2007, 01:36:19 PM
 :lol is that true himu?
Title: Re: why the fuck does tails exist
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 11, 2007, 01:37:00 PM
himu is a furry so i dunno if i trust him. is this true for sonic and knuckles?
Title: Re: why the fuck does tails exist
Post by: Himu on December 11, 2007, 02:07:21 PM
In Sonic 2, all you have to do is go to options. Options is hidden under 2p. Just press down on the dpad two times and go to the options menu. Then you can switch between Sonic, Tails, or Sonic and Tails.

As for Sonic 2 and Knuckles. Not too sure, it's been a while, but I see no reason as to why you shouldn't be able to go to the options in that game.
Title: Re: why the fuck does tails exist
Post by: Himu on December 11, 2007, 02:09:03 PM
[youtube=425,350]FanZqkXCM9U[/youtube]

nubs.
Title: Re: why the fuck does tails exist
Post by: demi on December 11, 2007, 02:24:20 PM
gloating about sonic isn't exactly a mountain to stand on
Title: Re: why the fuck does tails exist
Post by: Himu on December 11, 2007, 02:33:17 PM
i love sonic

this thread has got me to play through sonic 3 right fucking NOW
Title: Re: why the fuck does tails exist
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 11, 2007, 03:07:39 PM
Tails was Sega's tentative first step into a dark, stygian abyss of insanity and despair.
Title: Re: why the fuck does tails exist
Post by: Oblivion on December 11, 2007, 03:46:50 PM
Quote from: Himuro on December 11, 2007, 01:29:05 PM
Except that there's nothing that distinguished Mario from Luigi and Luigi is a fucking pallete swap. Tails can fly, reach power ups Sonic can't get to, and get to secret areas that Sonic can't get to either. Tails is hardly useless.

Luigi had a longer jump, foo.
Title: Re: why the fuck does tails exist
Post by: Himu on December 11, 2007, 03:52:04 PM
yoshi is a better alternative to luigi
Title: Re: why the fuck does tails exist
Post by: Shuri on December 11, 2007, 09:24:50 PM
Quote from: Oblivion on December 11, 2007, 03:46:50 PM
Quote from: Himuro on December 11, 2007, 01:29:05 PM
Except that there's nothing that distinguished Mario from Luigi and Luigi is a fucking pallete swap. Tails can fly, reach power ups Sonic can't get to, and get to secret areas that Sonic can't get to either. Tails is hardly useless.

Luigi had a longer jump, foo.
not in the original releases!