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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Van Cruncheon on December 11, 2007, 01:35:30 PM

Title: phrases that indicate a night on the couch
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 11, 2007, 01:35:30 PM
"did you just say 'erotic' and 'totoro' in the same sentence around our daughter?"

...

:'(
Title: Re: phrases that indicate a night on the couch
Post by: Fragamemnon on December 11, 2007, 01:37:51 PM
let me guess - "totoro erotic fanfiction" was the actual phrase used.
Title: Re: phrases that indicate a night on the couch
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on December 11, 2007, 01:39:41 PM
now I'm really hoping there's a Japanese porno called

Tonari no Tot-ero
Title: Re: phrases that indicate a night on the couch
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 11, 2007, 01:39:56 PM
no, i was singing the totoro theme with the words "erotic" and "totoro" alternating. i think the phrase "give totoro your anal fuck juices" MAY have slipped in as well. i blame tourettes! i blame my daughter's repetitive viewing habits for getting the song stuck in my head!
Title: Re: phrases that indicate a night on the couch
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 11, 2007, 01:55:28 PM
She probably doesn't know what erotic means. Shitty public education :punch

Title: Re: phrases that indicate a night on the couch
Post by: Tauntaun on December 11, 2007, 03:45:19 PM
Go give the wife a DOUBLE QUARTER POUNDER W/CHEESE and she'll forgive you when she's O-ing in the corner.  Us married guys gotta stick together, who's your buddy?  :)
Title: Re: phrases that indicate a night on the couch
Post by: Tauntaun on December 11, 2007, 03:45:53 PM
Make this face when you O for extra points

(http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k36/SlinkyT82/richardrabbid.jpg)
Title: Re: phrases that indicate a night on the couch
Post by: T234 on December 11, 2007, 04:10:26 PM
You should buy one of those furry tortoro suits on the internet and have a mister-not-softee surprise!
Title: Re: phrases that indicate a night on the couch
Post by: Tauntaun on December 11, 2007, 05:23:20 PM
Quote from: T234 on December 11, 2007, 04:10:26 PM
You should buy one of those furry tortoro suits on the internet and have a mister-not-softee surprise!

You could have furry sex larping! :hyper