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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Himu on December 14, 2007, 10:58:22 PM

Title: The Golden Compass sucked
Post by: Himu on December 14, 2007, 10:58:22 PM
Another crappy kiddy fantasy yawwwwn

I Am Legend was infinitely superior.

:drudge
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They killed off Will Smith! :o
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Title: Re: The Golden Compass sucked
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 14, 2007, 10:59:50 PM
Quote from: Himuro on December 14, 2007, 10:58:22 PM
Another crappy kiddy fantasy yawwwwn

I Am Legend was infinitely superior.
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They killed off Will Smith! :o
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Of course, the black guy always has to die.
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Title: Re: The Golden Compass sucked
Post by: MrAngryFace on December 14, 2007, 11:00:19 PM
lol I Am Legend is Superior to CRAP, sure.
Title: Re: The Golden Compass sucked
Post by: Himu on December 14, 2007, 11:00:32 PM
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But it's totally taboo to kill of Will Smith. It was a surprise ending. Me and my dad were both agreeing,"They can't kill off Will Smith :lol
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Title: Re: The Golden Compass sucked
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 14, 2007, 11:01:48 PM
Drudge Siren that shit!  :maf
Title: Re: The Golden Compass sucked
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 14, 2007, 11:02:02 PM
Quote from: Himuro on December 14, 2007, 11:00:32 PM
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But it's totally taboo to kill of Will Smith. It was a surprise ending. Me and my dad were both agreeing,"They can't kill off Will Smith :lol
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I have to agree it's pretty surprising...but really, how else could it end? He's the last guy on earth. :lol He was gonna die anyway.
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Title: Re: The Golden Compass sucked
Post by: MrAngryFace on December 14, 2007, 11:02:19 PM
Read the book and say the movie is superior. oh god what a rape of the book
Title: Re: The Golden Compass sucked
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 14, 2007, 11:03:14 PM
Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on December 14, 2007, 11:01:48 PM
Drudge Siren that shit!  :maf

I'm glad I wasn't looking forward to it. Now I have absolutely no reason to waste money on it. It's not like when No Country was ruined for me. :(
Title: Re: The Golden Compass sucked
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 14, 2007, 11:03:59 PM
Black people spoil everything.  :spin
Title: Re: The Golden Compass sucked
Post by: MrAngryFace on December 14, 2007, 11:07:30 PM
The I Am Legend graphic novel is also very good
Title: Re: The Golden Compass sucked
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 15, 2007, 04:52:14 AM
You spoiled the movie for me. I laffed though  :lol
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Doesn't the book have some shitty generic twist where the man is actually the menace, and the vampires/monsters/whatever are the actual "regular" people?
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Title: Re: The Golden Compass sucked
Post by: MrAngryFace on December 15, 2007, 04:56:10 AM
Uhh, generic? wtf pd you simp
Title: Re: The Golden Compass sucked
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 15, 2007, 05:07:53 AM
i couldn't resist  :lol
Title: Re: The Golden Compass sucked
Post by: Mupepe on December 15, 2007, 05:11:00 AM
Quote from: Alexander Corvinus on December 15, 2007, 04:56:10 AM
Uhh, generic? wtf pd you simp
yeah seriously, wtf
Title: Re: The Golden Compass sucked
Post by: TVC15 on December 15, 2007, 05:14:43 AM
I liked this review of I Am Legend:


"The movie seems to mutate into a clone of 28 Days Later since the virus not only has altered those infected ... but have transformed many of them into CGI figures"

Uh, which 28 Days Later did this reviewer watch?  CGI?
Title: Re: The Golden Compass sucked
Post by: Mandark on December 15, 2007, 08:11:18 AM
Quote from: Genghis Cohen on December 14, 2007, 11:02:43 PM
I'm reading the Golden Compass right now.  It's pretty good, and less gay than say, Harry Potter.  I Am Legend will suck, and the ENDING is in the book.

I read the series over the summer, in anticipation of the movies.  Liked the books, but now I don't want to see the movie.
Title: Re: The Golden Compass sucked
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 15, 2007, 09:19:24 AM
Quote from: Mandark on December 15, 2007, 08:11:18 AM
Quote from: Genghis Cohen on December 14, 2007, 11:02:43 PM
I'm reading the Golden Compass right now.  It's pretty good, and less gay than say, Harry Potter.  I Am Legend will suck, and the ENDING is in the book.

I read the series over the summer, in anticipation of the movies.  Liked the books, but now I don't want to see the movie.

Yeah, don't see it.  It's exceedingly generic and ho hum.
Title: Re: The Golden Compass sucked
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 15, 2007, 09:19:31 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 15, 2007, 04:52:14 AM
You spoiled the movie for me. I laffed though  :lol
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Doesn't the book have some shitty generic twist where the man is actually the menace, and the vampires/monsters/whatever are the actual "regular" people?
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Congrats on missing the whole point.
Title: Re: The Golden Compass sucked
Post by: Himu on December 15, 2007, 09:30:30 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on December 15, 2007, 05:14:43 AM
I liked this review of I Am Legend:


"The movie seems to mutate into a clone of 28 Days Later since the virus not only has altered those infected ... but have transformed many of them into CGI figures"

Uh, which 28 Days Later did this reviewer watch?  CGI?

all the zombies looked the same in the movie :l The only one that didn't look like Chai from Shenmue was the zombie with TITS
Title: Re: The Golden Compass sucked
Post by: bud on December 15, 2007, 09:30:43 PM
can't you atleast say: I AM LEGEND SPOILER AHEADlskjbgjksdlfbhgjkdsfhb i thought you were going to spoil the golden compass.

fuck you, himu. now i won't even bother reading the book (assuming they both end the same way)

diaf
Title: Re: The Golden Compass sucked
Post by: Himu on December 15, 2007, 09:31:56 PM
why do you think i brought up the i am legend spoiler after i brought up i am legend
Title: Re: The Golden Compass sucked
Post by: bud on December 15, 2007, 09:33:58 PM
you ruined a will smith movie for me

Title: Re: The Golden Compass sucked
Post by: Himu on December 15, 2007, 09:34:48 PM
:lol I'm sorry!
Title: Re: The Golden Compass sucked
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 15, 2007, 09:35:51 PM
I thought the same as bud. I just didn't give a shit about the spoiler.
Title: Re: The Golden Compass sucked
Post by: tiesto on December 16, 2007, 01:53:00 AM
The vampire parts of I Am Legend were really lame (and yeah they all look the same!), but the whole desolateness of the movie was really cool, I loved seeing NYC totally dead and overrun with vegetation. Ending was pretty disappointing, I'm not gonna say more than that, and

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I wish they really showed some more of the events immediately following the outbreak, they just seemed to drop that plotline after you saw Will Smith's family's helicopter get totalled
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Title: Re: The Golden Compass sucked
Post by: Himu on December 16, 2007, 03:51:31 AM
Quote from: tiesto on December 16, 2007, 01:53:00 AM
The vampire parts of I Am Legend were really lame (and yeah they all look the same!), but the whole desolateness of the movie was really cool, I loved seeing NYC totally dead and overrun with vegetation. Ending was pretty disappointing, I'm not gonna say more than that, and

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I wish they really showed some more of the events immediately following the outbreak, they just seemed to drop that plotline after you saw Will Smith's family's helicopter get totalled
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Ditto. If they kept that up, it would have been a pretty good movie. Once
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Will meets the white chick it goes downhill
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Title: Re: The Golden Compass sucked
Post by: MrAngryFace on December 16, 2007, 03:53:23 AM
read the book people :(
Title: Re: The Golden Compass sucked
Post by: Himu on December 16, 2007, 03:53:53 AM
i'll get it from the library