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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: The Fake Shemp on December 16, 2007, 02:17:14 PM

Title: Cheebs is teetering dangerously close to the brink of being the new ManaByte
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 16, 2007, 02:17:14 PM
The whole, "I read and regurgitate movie scoop site news as facts" schtick is not a good one for you, dude.
Title: Re: Cheebs is teetering dangerously close to the brink of being the new ManaByte
Post by: demi on December 16, 2007, 02:19:45 PM
Cheebs told me he uses hairspray
Title: Re: Cheebs is teetering dangerously close to the brink of being the new ManaByte
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 16, 2007, 02:21:08 PM
$89 hairspray?
Title: Re: Cheebs is teetering dangerously close to the brink of being the new ManaByte
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 16, 2007, 02:21:33 PM
How else do you expect Cheebs to stylize his pubs just right, eh Demi?

You can't just get a natural looking puff down there if you don't.  Damn the invention of tight pants and its pressing effect on hair down there!
Title: Re: Cheebs is teetering dangerously close to the brink of being the new ManaByte
Post by: demi on December 16, 2007, 02:23:40 PM
How else do you expect Cheebs to stylize his pubs just right, eh Demi?

I use a fine toothed comb, and a quick trim
Title: Re: Cheebs is teetering dangerously close to the brink of being the new ManaByte
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 16, 2007, 02:28:31 PM
ah, who are we kidding.  We all know Cheebs gets 100 bikini waxes. 
Title: Re: Cheebs is teetering dangerously close to the brink of being the new ManaByte
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 16, 2007, 02:33:11 PM
He also talks politics with synbios on his free time
Title: Re: Cheebs is teetering dangerously close to the brink of being the new ManaByte
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 16, 2007, 02:34:07 PM
He also thought Enchanted was a good movie.  I'm pretty sure he and Manabyte are the only people who at one time had testicles that believe that.
Title: Re: Cheebs is teetering dangerously close to the brink of being the new ManaByte
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 16, 2007, 02:37:34 PM
He's far too concerned with what other people - especially critics - think. Enchanted is only one of the examples

Cheebs: see enchanted it's getting wonderful reviews
Me: i'm not paying money to see that
Cheebs: well why are basically all critics loving it?
Me: who fucking cares, it looks stupid
Cheebs: um it has a 93% RT everyone loved it

Title: Re: Cheebs is teetering dangerously close to the brink of being the new ManaByte
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 16, 2007, 02:38:56 PM
NEVER BE AFRAID TO MAKE YOU OWN DECISIONS
Title: Re: Cheebs is teetering dangerously close to the brink of being the new ManaByte
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 16, 2007, 02:49:48 PM
And another thing: just because it has a 93% RT doesn't mean "everyone" loved it. RT is very black and white in terms of chooses fresh and rotten reviews; if a movie essentially gets a 7/10 average "despite it's many flaws and suspect acting this is still worth seeing with the entire family..." type review, guess what: it's labeled fresh. So it's not like every fresh review is glowing praise.

Title: Re: Cheebs is teetering dangerously close to the brink of being the new ManaByte
Post by: MrAngryFace on December 16, 2007, 03:05:35 PM
Everyone here tries to sound like mr movie when they talk about movies, only person i trust are the people I know in real life, everyone else is a movie buff poser.

UNDERWORLD RoX
Title: Re: Cheebs is teetering dangerously close to the brink of being the new ManaByte
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 16, 2007, 03:06:00 PM
:lol
Title: Re: Cheebs is teetering dangerously close to the brink of being the new ManaByte
Post by: Mandark on December 16, 2007, 03:40:48 PM
I just don't have the fire in me to deal with two Manabytes.
Title: Re: Cheebs is teetering dangerously close to the brink of being the new ManaByte
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 16, 2007, 03:42:31 PM
I'm not sure if this is in Cheebs' defense or just another slap at ManaByte, but Cheebs IS a teenager and MB is like a married man I think.
Title: Re: Cheebs is teetering dangerously close to the brink of being the new ManaByte
Post by: Gay Boy on December 16, 2007, 04:05:23 PM
Eh? I haven't posted any movie rumor stuff recently what is this about?

Edit: OH! Johnny Depp thing? I didnt say that was fact.

And PD they werent 7/10 type of reviews. It got very high reviews all around.
Title: Re: Cheebs is teetering dangerously close to the brink of being the new ManaByte
Post by: xnikki118x on December 16, 2007, 04:35:29 PM
NEVER BE AFRAID TO MAKE YOU OWN DECISIONS

Exactly.



Everyone here tries to sound like mr movie when they talk about movies, only person i trust are the people I know in real life, everyone else is a movie buff poser.

UNDERWORLD RoX

I don't know anything about movies and I don't try to pretend that I do. :)


And another thing: just because it has a 93% RT doesn't mean "everyone" loved it. RT is very black and white in terms of chooses fresh and rotten reviews; if a movie essentially gets a 7/10 average "despite it's many flaws and suspect acting this is still worth seeing with the entire family..." type review, guess what: it's labeled fresh. So it's not like every fresh review is glowing praise.

I noticed that and thought it was weird! It's bizarre, why would so many people use it as like a guide for what movies to see? If a movie gets rated 7/10, it shouldn't get "fresh" or whatever factored in, it should get 7/10 factored in. Then rather than each movie having fresh or rotten, they'd get x/10 which is a much better idea. :)
Title: Re: Cheebs is teetering dangerously close to the brink of being the new ManaByte
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 16, 2007, 08:22:53 PM
I would just like to say that I liked Enchanted, although it did make my sperm count drop a little bit.
Title: Re: Cheebs is teetering dangerously close to the brink of being the new ManaByte
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 16, 2007, 08:24:54 PM
I like this quote from Metacritic from an Enchanted review:

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It may sound like faint praise to say that Enchanted is the movie of the year for smart and spirited 11-year-old girls.
Title: Re: Cheebs is teetering dangerously close to the brink of being the new ManaByte
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 16, 2007, 08:41:38 PM
Enchanted was my fifth favorite chick flick of the year behind Juno, Hairspray, Waitress, and Elizabeth: The Golden Age.
Title: Re: Cheebs is teetering dangerously close to the brink of being the new ManaByte
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 16, 2007, 09:26:52 PM
Enchanted was my fifth favorite chick flick of the year behind Juno, Hairspray, Waitress, and Elizabeth: The Golden Age.

Juno was a great movie.

I also liked the first Elizabeth movie. 
Title: Re: Cheebs is teetering dangerously close to the brink of being the new ManaByte
Post by: Gay Boy on December 16, 2007, 10:24:30 PM
Juno is the best movie of the year, no contest at all.
Title: Re: Cheebs is teetering dangerously close to the brink of being the new ManaByte
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 16, 2007, 10:26:14 PM
 :lol

aim you silly boy
Title: Re: Cheebs is teetering dangerously close to the brink of being the new ManaByte
Post by: brawndolicious on December 16, 2007, 11:08:35 PM
why didn't cheebs get lepered or banned for essentially teaching synbios how to come back here?  just do it for a little while.  there's like two weeks or something until he wants to troll foc.
Title: Re: Cheebs is teetering dangerously close to the brink of being the new ManaByte
Post by: xnikki118x on December 17, 2007, 12:48:12 PM
why didn't cheebs get lepered or banned for essentially teaching synbios how to come back here?  just do it for a little while.  there's like two weeks or something until he wants to troll foc.

We've been through this. I don't even remember the reason.

Either way, it's beating a dead horse.