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Title: I want to watch some kung-fu/martial arts movies with cheesy english dubs
Post by: Beezy on December 17, 2007, 04:06:42 PM: (http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51AQYSE856L._SS500_.jpg)

Are these good? (http://www.amazon.com/Bruce-Ultimate-Collection-Dragon-Death/dp/B000A9QK9Q/ref=br_lf_m_1000171241_1_21_ttl?ie=UTF8&m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&s=dvd&pf_rd_p=333509701&pf_rd_s=center-2&pf_rd_t=1401&pf_rd_i=1000171241&pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_r=10GKWTBF22B92FQ4MJ1Q) I already ordered Enter the Dragon on HD-DVD and I'm wondering if I should get this too.

Recommend others please. :punch
Title: Re: I want to watch some kung-fu/martial arts movies
Post by: bud on December 17, 2007, 04:08:38 PM: http://www.amazon.com/Ong-Bak-Thai-Warrior-Petchtai-Wongkamlao/dp/B0009VBTQY/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1197922168&sr=1-1

this is one of the rawest most amazing movies i've ever seen. they don't use any wires or other tricks.

[youtube=425,350]ZxnhlTxRdJU[/youtube]
:punch :punch :punch :punch

there's also a sequel, but i haven't seen it yet.
Title: Re: I want to watch some kung-fu/martial arts movies
Post by: Himu on December 17, 2007, 04:10:49 PM: you must watch Ong Bak and the Stephen Chow movies (Shaolin Soccor, Kung Fu Hustle).
Title: Re: I want to watch some kung-fu/martial arts movies
Post by: Beezy on December 17, 2007, 04:13:40 PM: Ugh, I should have specified that I mainly want movies with cheesy english dubs. I'll still give Ong Bak a chance though.

Edit: It's also dubbed according to amazon! :elephant
Title: Re: I want to watch some kung-fu/martial arts movies
Post by: Stocky on December 17, 2007, 04:15:07 PM: Ong-Bak is fucking awesome, but the final fight in The Protector kicks the shit out of everything.
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Post by: Tauntaun on December 17, 2007, 04:16:55 PM: Beezy you're like the ultimate black dude, just sayin. :-*
Title: Re: I want to watch some kung-fu/martial arts movies
Post by: Himu on December 17, 2007, 04:19:59 PM: Quote from: Beezy on December 17, 2007, 04:13:40 PM
Ugh, I should have specified that I mainly want movies with cheesy english dubs. I'll still give Ong Bak a chance though.

Edit: It's also dubbed according to amazon! :elephant

if you want cheesy dubbed kung fu movies watch Ninja Squad. Also, watch Shaolin Soccor and Kung Fu Hustle. I THINK they have cheesy dubs.

Quote from: Tauntaun on December 17, 2007, 04:16:55 PM
Beezy you're like the ultimate black dude, just sayin. :-*

How does watching kung fu movies make him the ultimate black dude? I like them too.
Title: Re: I want to watch some kung-fu/martial arts movies with cheesy english dubs
Post by: Tauntaun on December 17, 2007, 04:22:23 PM: Cause he's a fellow NYer and I could tell that we'd be down if he wasn't afraid to ill with me (for fear of man sex). :-* I <3 you too though himumumu cause you down with the animu, you can be Prince Nubian and we can make tar babies. :hump
Title: Re: I want to watch some kung-fu/martial arts movies with cheesy english dubs
Post by: Himu on December 17, 2007, 04:25:41 PM: beezy you had sex with tauntaun? did you catch AIDS?
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Post by: Gay Boy on December 17, 2007, 04:26:52 PM: why do black people like kung fu movies? Whats the logic behind it that its over-whelmingly a black thing?
Title: Re: I want to watch some kung-fu/martial arts movies with cheesy english dubs
Post by: Tauntaun on December 17, 2007, 04:30:53 PM: Quote from: Himuro on December 17, 2007, 04:25:41 PM
beezy you had sex with tauntaun? did you catch AIDS?

White people can't catch aids that easily as it's an African disease you know? :) In other words, he couldn't have gotten it from me, prob from some CIA agent. ;)
Title: Re: I want to watch some kung-fu/martial arts movies with cheesy english dubs
Post by: Beezy on December 17, 2007, 04:34:51 PM: I know I said cheesy dubs, but Ninja Squad, Shaolin Soccer and Kung Fu Hustle look dumb as hell. :lol

Quote from: Gay Boy on December 17, 2007, 04:26:52 PM
why do black people like kung fu movies? Whats the logic behind it that its over-whelmingly a black thing?
*shrugs* I don't know, but I haven't seen one in years. Me and my older brother always watched them when I was younger. We've never been disappointed by one.
Title: Re: I want to watch some kung-fu/martial arts movies
Post by: Tauntaun on December 17, 2007, 04:37:32 PM: Quote from: Gay Boy on December 17, 2007, 04:26:52 PM
why do black people like kung fu movies? Whats the logic behind it that its over-whelmingly a black thing?

Well I love kung-fu movies and I'm white, but a black man once told his girl with me right there that I was prob the coolest white dude any black person would ever meet and I also love early MJ so you do the math.
Title: Re: I want to watch some kung-fu/martial arts movies with cheesy english dubs
Post by: bud on December 17, 2007, 04:39:20 PM: don't watch the dubbed version of kung fu hustle >:(

watch the og with subtitles. it's fucking hilarious. a lot of the funnies would get lost with cheesy voice overs :punch :punch
Title: Re: I want to watch some kung-fu/martial arts movies
Post by: Beezy on December 17, 2007, 04:42:52 PM: Gay Boy, do you not like kung fu movies?

Quote from: Tauntaun on December 17, 2007, 04:37:32 PM
Quote from: Gay Boy on December 17, 2007, 04:26:52 PM
why do black people like kung fu movies? Whats the logic behind it that its over-whelmingly a black thing?

Well I love kung-fu movies and I'm white, but a black man once told his girl with me right there that I was prob the coolest white dude any black person would ever meet and I also love early MJ so you do the math.
:lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: I want to watch some kung-fu/martial arts movies with cheesy english dubs
Post by: Himu on December 17, 2007, 04:55:08 PM: Quote from: Beezy on December 17, 2007, 04:34:51 PM
I know I said cheesy dubs, but Ninja Squad, Shaolin Soccer and Kung Fu Hustle look dumb as hell. :lol

Quote from: Gay Boy on December 17, 2007, 04:26:52 PM
why do black people like kung fu movies? Whats the logic behind it that its over-whelmingly a black thing?
*shrugs* I don't know, but I haven't seen one in years. Me and my older brother always watched them when I was younger. We've never been disappointed by one.

They are awesome. :lol

Give them a shot. Rent em.
Title: Re: I want to watch some kung-fu/martial arts movies
Post by: Himu on December 17, 2007, 04:56:21 PM: Quote from: Gay Boy on December 17, 2007, 04:26:52 PM
why do black people like kung fu movies? Whats the logic behind it that its over-whelmingly a black thing?

The same reason we love sports, fighting games, and games like GTA. The love of violence is in our blood.
Title: Re: I want to watch some kung-fu/martial arts movies with cheesy english dubs
Post by: Robo on December 17, 2007, 04:58:49 PM: It's practically impossible to find kung-fu movies from the 70's and 80's with english dubs that aren't cheesy. Most of the VAs used were Australian and have very noticable Australian accents, which only adds to the cheese-stink.

Try some of these classics if you haven't already:

Master of the Flying Guillotine
36th Chamber of Shaolin (Master Killer)
Five Deadly Venoms
Crippled Avengers (Return of the Five Deadly Venoms)
Drunken Master
5 Fingers of Death
Mystery of Chess Boxing
Five Element Ninja (Chinese Super Ninjas)
Title: Re: I want to watch some kung-fu/martial arts movies with cheesy english dubs
Post by: Powerslave on December 17, 2007, 05:03:22 PM: Tauntaun is a N*****lover

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Title: Re: I want to watch some kung-fu/martial arts movies with cheesy english dubs
Post by: Beezy on December 17, 2007, 05:06:49 PM: RoboJ :bow

What about One-Armed Swordsman? I just called my brother and he told me to get that.

Shit. I'm gonna waste so much money, but it'll be worth it.
Title: Re: I want to watch some kung-fu/martial arts movies with cheesy english dubs
Post by: Robo on December 17, 2007, 05:19:58 PM: Oh, as for the Bruce Lee set, you might be better off grabbing the discs individually and on the cheap. The first three really aren't that great (save a handful of scenes) in spite of Lee's legacy. Game of Death is not worth owning at all and GoD2 is trash. I'm pretty sure that the documentary that comes with Enter the Dragon has more footage of Bruce Lee from Game of Death than the actual movie does. Both of those films do have some pretty hilarious dialogue, though, if that's your primary interest.

The One-armed Swordsman/Boxer movies with Jimmy Wang Yu are fucking awesome. I mentioned Master of the Flying Guillotine, which features Jimmy Wang Yu as the one-armed boxer character, and it's probably the best of the lot. It's definitely my favorite kung-fu movie. The chinese have this weird thing when it comes to cripples as heroes. A lot of their kung-fu films feature heroes who are either deformed or distinguished mentally-challenged. I was going to suggest in the Secret Santa thread that anyone who got Synbios should send him Crippled Masters, which features a dude with flippers swinging around a staff on his nubs. It's simultaneously horrific and amazing.
Title: Re: I want to watch some kung-fu/martial arts movies with cheesy english dubs
Post by: Beezy on December 17, 2007, 05:26:30 PM: I'll pass on the Bruce Lee boxset then. My brother said that they suck too. Does he have any other good movies that I don't know about? Also, what do you think of the other movies that people recommended?

Quote from: RoboJ on December 17, 2007, 05:19:58 PM
I was going to suggest in the Secret Santa thread that anyone who got Synbios should send him Crippled Masters, which features a dude with flippers swinging around a staff on his nubs. It's simultaneously horrific and amazing.
:rofl
Title: Re: I want to watch some kung-fu/martial arts movies with cheesy english dubs
Post by: Mupepe on December 17, 2007, 05:33:10 PM: My favorite part of any martial arts movie is when Elleinad is all like "I know Kung-Fu".

Classic.
Title: Re: I want to watch some kung-fu/martial arts movies with cheesy english dubs
Post by: Robo on December 17, 2007, 05:46:24 PM: Here's the DVD cover for Crippled Masters:

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/54/The-Crippled-Masters.jpg)

So awesome.
Title: Re: I want to watch some kung-fu/martial arts movies with cheesy english dubs
Post by: Himu on December 17, 2007, 06:00:32 PM: :lol
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Post by: Vizzys on December 17, 2007, 06:03:19 PM: :rofl
Title: Re: I want to watch some kung-fu/martial arts movies with cheesy english dubs
Post by: Beezy on December 17, 2007, 06:04:50 PM: (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c9/The-Crippled-Masters-SSHOT1.png)

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/ae/The-Crippled-Masters-SSHOT2.png)

OMG :rofl
Title: Re: I want to watch some kung-fu/martial arts movies with cheesy english dubs
Post by: Himu on December 17, 2007, 06:06:26 PM: i think we should all watch this movie and dub it synbios the movie
Title: Re: I want to watch some kung-fu/martial arts movies with cheesy english dubs
Post by: Beezy on December 17, 2007, 06:07:52 PM: Quote from: Himuro on December 17, 2007, 06:06:26 PM
i think we should all watch this movie and dub it synbios the movie

It's only $3.95 + free shipping if you place an order of $25 or more. (http://www.amazon.com/Crippled-Masters-Jack-Conn/dp/B0000B1A4J/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1197928786&sr=1-1)
Title: Re: I want to watch some kung-fu/martial arts movies with cheesy english dubs
Post by: Powerslave on December 17, 2007, 06:18:14 PM: lmao here's the torrent we should seed it

http://thepiratebay.org/details.php?id=3420257
Title: Re: I want to watch some kung-fu/martial arts movies with cheesy english dubs
Post by: Vizzys on December 17, 2007, 06:26:46 PM: Quote from: ParticleReality on December 17, 2007, 06:21:34 PM
Volcano High.

the english dub is indeed hilarious, from the five minutes I saw
Title: Re: I want to watch some kung-fu/martial arts movies with cheesy english dubs
Post by: Beezy on December 17, 2007, 06:29:01 PM: Quote from: ParticleReality on December 17, 2007, 06:21:34 PM
Volcano High.
Out of my thread.
Title: Re: I want to watch some kung-fu/martial arts movies
Post by: brawndolicious on December 17, 2007, 06:32:05 PM: Quote from: Himuro on December 17, 2007, 04:19:59 PM
How does watching kung fu movies make him the ultimate black dude? I like them too.
:rofl

...

I second the stephen chow movies. they are purposely cheesy obviously but they are really funny and the fights are also good.
Title: Re: I want to watch some kung-fu/martial arts movies with cheesy english dubs
Post by: TVC15 on December 17, 2007, 06:44:10 PM: Quote from: Himuro on December 17, 2007, 06:06:26 PM
i think we should all watch this movie and dub it synbios the movie

My favorite part is when he harasses me on Steam! It's like I'M IN THE MOVIE
Title: Re: I want to watch some kung-fu/martial arts movies with cheesy english dubs
Post by: Himu on December 17, 2007, 06:58:36 PM: Quote from: Powerslave on December 17, 2007, 06:18:14 PM
lmao here's the torrent we should seed it

http://thepiratebay.org/details.php?id=3420257

dling now
Title: Re: I want to watch some kung-fu/martial arts movies with cheesy english dubs
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 17, 2007, 07:12:31 PM: Ong-Bak is amazing and so is the bruce lee collection which I got last xmas.

Watch Jackie Chan's police story 1-4, Project A 1 and 2, and Who am I.
Title: Re: I want to watch some kung-fu/martial arts movies with cheesy english dubs
Post by: Beezy on December 17, 2007, 07:16:16 PM: I've decided to buy the older stuff first. I'll get the newer stuff like Ong Bak later on.
Title: Re: I want to watch some kung-fu/martial arts movies with cheesy english dubs
Post by: Tauntaun on December 17, 2007, 09:43:45 PM: Quote from: Powerslave on December 17, 2007, 05:03:22 PM
Tauntaun is a N*****lover

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Title: Re: I want to watch some kung-fu/martial arts movies with cheesy english dubs
Post by: Beezy on December 18, 2007, 12:10:09 AM: I had to take advantage of amazon's last day of free shipping, so I ended up buying:

Dead Rising (360)

Drunken Master

Master of the Flying Guillotine

King Boxer (aka Five Fingers Of Death)

The 36th Chamber of Shaolin

The One-Armed Swordsman
Title: Re: I want to watch some kung-fu/martial arts movies with cheesy english dubs
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 18, 2007, 12:22:30 AM: http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=15134.msg360877#msg360877
Title: Re: I want to watch some kung-fu/martial arts movies with cheesy english dubs
Post by: Smooth Groove on December 18, 2007, 01:35:54 AM: Beezy, that's a great box set for MA fans. The fact that most of the action scenes are still exciting is a testament of Bruce Lee's greatness. Fist of Fury and Way of the Dragon are great. I haven't watched The Big Boss yet but I heard it's pretty good too. The Game of Death movies are crap though because Lee was dead before they were made. They just used some double to act as Lee in most of the scenes. You can easily tell when they're using a double so the films are basically garbage. There're still some good fight scenes in Game of Death 1 though, especially the one w/ Kareem.
Title: Re: I want to watch some kung-fu/martial arts movies with cheesy english dubs
Post by: Robo on December 18, 2007, 08:37:12 PM: You get a better idea of what Lee was going for with Game of Death if you watch the Bruce Lee: A Warrior's Journey documentary. It has all of the footage that Bruce Lee directed himself, some it without English audio or without any completed audio at all.

The fight scenes in his completed movies ARE pretty great, but he had a different approach to filming fights -- one punch knockouts abound -- than what you will see in other HK kung-fu flicks, which generally focus on faster striking and some crazy gymnastics, and a lot of people tend to think they're boring and uninteresting. For me, the appeal rests entirely on his screen presence, which in my opinion rivals guys like Brando and Eastwood.