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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: bork on December 18, 2007, 12:43:44 AM

Title: Did I just get my first homosexual child stalker?
Post by: bork on December 18, 2007, 12:43:44 AM: There's this first-year kid at one of my schools that keeps coming up to me and asking really weird, unintelligible questions, and then peeking into the teachers' room at least once a day when I'm there and saying "SENSEI KAWAII!!!!!" in a loud voice. The thing is, this kid is like 12 and looks and sounds like he's nine. So maybe it's all an innocent act, but it's kinda creepy. Today he came up to me after class and tried to touch my shoulder, but the teacher swatted him away and was like "DON'T TOUCH SENSEI!" I have never seen this teacher do that before...it's like she was prepared for it. Something's got to be up with this kid.
Title: Re: Did I just get my first homosexual child stalker?
Post by: TVC15 on December 18, 2007, 12:47:08 AM: Has he tried to do the thing where he shoves his fist in your ass?
Title: Re: Did I just get my first homosexual child stalker?
Post by: bork on December 18, 2007, 12:48:04 AM: Quote from: TVC 15 on December 18, 2007, 12:47:08 AM
Has he tried to do the thing where he shoves his fist in your ass?

None of these kids would ever dare try and kancho me. They know better. 8)
Title: Re: Did I just get my first homosexual child stalker?
Post by: bork on December 18, 2007, 12:56:13 AM: Although on the opposite end of the spectrum, this kid did the "KAWAII" shout thing a couple of weeks ago, and this goofy looking teacher goes "Don't say that. He's not cute" right in front of me. I was all :maf and wanted to :punch that buck-toothed squirrelly-looking prick. I think he's just jealous my fat ass gets little girls (and boy) calling me cute. :-*
Title: Re: Did I just get my first homosexual child stalker?
Post by: Oblivion on December 18, 2007, 01:23:45 AM: Seems our little Lyte Edge is growing up. :'(
Title: Re: Did I just get my first homosexual child stalker?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 18, 2007, 02:14:56 AM: I wonder if the kid has been molested/abused in the past, and now has a skewed view of appropriate behavior and no sense of personal boundaries.
Title: Re: Did I just get my first homosexual child stalker?
Post by: TVC15 on December 18, 2007, 02:16:40 AM: Try to get him to fist you, Lyte.
Title: Re: Did I just get my first homosexual child stalker?
Post by: bork on December 18, 2007, 06:13:08 AM: Quote from: ParticleReality on December 18, 2007, 01:12:28 AM
Have you touched him? He probably has the Plague or the distinguished mentally-challenged fellow and that other teacher doesn't want you to catch it. Better yet, why not just have these kids sign up on EB and we shall ask them what they think about you/ what the fuck is wrong with them.

They're Japanese Junior High kids, that's what's wrong. ;)
Title: Re: Did I just get my first homosexual child stalker?
Post by: demi on December 18, 2007, 06:17:36 AM: he's just now developing his exquisite sense in the overweight. let him enjoy what you have brought him. you are like a God to him. he will worship you, as i have done many an overweight before.
Title: Re: Did I just get my first homosexual child stalker?
Post by: bagofeyes on December 18, 2007, 10:36:34 AM: You're lucky. I've got a 19 year old guy going after me :-\
Title: Re: Did I just get my first homosexual child stalker?
Post by: Tauntaun on December 18, 2007, 10:52:40 AM: Lyte, I'd castrate him then make him your platonic crime fighting side kick, they will write mangas about you!

Quote from: bagofeyes on December 18, 2007, 10:36:34 AM
You're lucky. I've got a 19 year old guy going after me :-\

:-X

:-*
Title: Re: Did I just get my first homosexual child stalker?
Post by: bagofeyes on December 18, 2007, 10:54:21 AM: You're a wildcard, Tauntaun!
Title: Re: Did I just get my first homosexual child stalker?
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 18, 2007, 10:56:14 AM: Looks like you have a 25 year old after you!

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Make that two! :-* :-*
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Title: Re: Did I just get my first homosexual child stalker?
Post by: Tauntaun on December 18, 2007, 10:56:48 AM: Quote from: bagofeyes on December 18, 2007, 10:54:21 AM
You're a wildcard, Tauntaun!

I'm such a free spirit, or something. So what's the story? I'm assuming this is a japanese guy after you? Just tell him his penis is "so small, so small" a la South Park.
Title: Re: Did I just get my first homosexual child stalker?
Post by: bagofeyes on December 18, 2007, 10:59:08 AM: Well, one of my students keeps saying to me in the middle of class 'You look really cool!' and stares at me

:-\
Title: Re: Did I just get my first homosexual child stalker?
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 18, 2007, 11:00:02 AM: Buy a cravat. Then nobody could possibly think you look cool.
Title: Re: Did I just get my first homosexual child stalker?
Post by: bagofeyes on December 18, 2007, 11:01:51 AM: I dunno, I am white...
Title: Re: Did I just get my first homosexual child stalker?
Post by: Tauntaun on December 18, 2007, 11:01:55 AM: Quote from: bagofeyes on December 18, 2007, 10:59:08 AM
Well, one of my students keeps saying to me in the middle of class 'You look really cool!' and stares at me

:-\

Do you teach at a college or has this kid been left back a year or two?
Title: Re: Did I just get my first homosexual child stalker?
Post by: bagofeyes on December 18, 2007, 11:02:31 AM: Quote from: Tauntaun on December 18, 2007, 11:01:55 AM
Quote from: bagofeyes on December 18, 2007, 10:59:08 AM
Well, one of my students keeps saying to me in the middle of class 'You look really cool!' and stares at me

:-\

Do you teach at a college or has this kid been left back a year or two?

At a tech college
Title: Re: Did I just get my first homosexual child stalker?
Post by: Tauntaun on December 18, 2007, 11:04:26 AM: Let's just hope he isn't obsessed with tentacle rape animu and has paper mache penis tentacles at his house that he's gonna use on you. :o
Title: Re: Did I just get my first homosexual child stalker?
Post by: bork on December 19, 2007, 12:26:51 AM: Speaking of school fun, next week winter vacation begins. I get to use cultural furlough from the 26th on, so that combined with the holidays means I only need to use one day of paid leave for a glorious two weeks paid vacation. I went and filled out all the paperwork for this break monday, but I didn't have a chance to tell the vice prinicipal or the principal of my base school about it; they were in a meeting at the time. No big deal, right?

So today I tell the (bitch) vice principal that I'm going to be gone until January seventh. I get a "what? What vacation?!" response followed by a "you're so full of shit" look when I say that ALTs get special leave. I tell her to go talk to the office lady (who speaks better English than the teachers do) about it; she got all the paperwork monday. The vice principal rushes in there, eager to shut me down. She comes back a minute later with a defeated look on her face. I think the office and principal's seals on the papers probably did it. "Yes, I understand. You DO get cultural furlough." OWNED, bitch. Now she's just going to have to give shit to the other teachers that will be forced to come in and sit on their asses doing nothing.

Quote from: bagofeyes on December 18, 2007, 10:36:34 AM
You're lucky. I've got a 19 year old guy going after me :-\

I feel a lot better all of a sudden.

Quote from: Tauntaun on December 18, 2007, 10:52:40 AM
Lyte, I'd castrate him then make him your platonic crime fighting side kick, they will write mangas about you!

It's questionable if there's anything that could even be castrated.

Quote from: bagofeyes on December 18, 2007, 10:59:08 AM
Well, one of my students keeps saying to me in the middle of class 'You look really cool!' and stares at me
:-\

I get that sometimes. It's usually either genuine (They love my stylish J-glasses and my haircut) or obvious sarcasm. This one kid will always say "You are SOOOOO cool!!" when he's being a little shit and I walk over to him. I'm impressed cuz I know he didn't learn that in school.
Title: Re: Did I just get my first homosexual child stalker?
Post by: bagofeyes on December 19, 2007, 01:55:32 AM: I want cultural furlough