THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Eel O'Brian on December 21, 2007, 02:55:16 AM
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1. kirsten (kristen? who fucking cares) bell is a terrible actress, and has the black soulless eyes of a doll
2. that fucker from LOST better beg them to take him back, somehow, someway, even as a talking boil inside hurley's ass crack
3. you can laugh about Die Hard 4's goofy computer shit all you want, but jesus fuck VIRUS GHOSTS ARE IN MY WIFIS AND CELLS
4. red tape, wtf, and hey wtf called and left a message, and that message was wtf red tape
5. that dude from freaks and geeks is about ten years too old to be playing college geeks
7. sassy black party chicks never get naked in these movies even though they always lead you to believe they might
8. hey no horror movies have done that thing where you unplug the computer and the spectres or spirits or whatthefuckever still come through the screen for about ten minutes, so let's do that about thirty times in this movie because it is never not scary amirite
9. there were absolutely no titties whatsoever in this film, not even undead titties
10. at first i was like hey bob balaban did christopher guest kick you out of that twee acting troupe or something, and then i realized it was some other actor whose name i don't care
11. give me back the ninety minutes of my life you stole you weak ring ripoff fuckholes
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Watch the original. it rox
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it better rock extra hard to make up for that shit
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It's pretty good. I think it stands up well to any j-horror out there. It's not my favorite film by that director (one of his earlier movies, Cure, is downright Lynchian), but it is good contemporary j-horror from the same era as Ringu.
I haven't seen the adaptation. I am kind of curious just because I like the director of the original so much.
EDIT: I guess I should point out that I kind of love the director, but I make it a point not to overhype foreign films.
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this one is wretched
(http://eur.i1.yimg.com/eur.yimg.com/ng/mo/uno/20061003/13/2191337076.jpg)
she looks like some sort of alien bird
"hello, i'm lysanndrya from the avianne system, and i'll be nesting in your brain"
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Say what you will about the movie, but leave Kristen Bell out of this. She is Veronica Mars and thus awesome forever.
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everyone has one thing they can do right
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Kristen Bell has at least two things, man.
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let's hope she can find that second thing someday
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She was awesome in Veronica Mars and in Assassin's Creed. That's two.
And she's also in an episode of the Shield. I believe she gets RAPED.
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oh, anyone could have done that
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I AM HERE TO DEFEND KRISTEN BELL
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let's hope she can find that second thing someday
Reefer Madness: The Musical, bitches!
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Kristen Bell: the only reason I sat through half of this film.
Because she's fucking hot.
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THOU SHALT NOT TAKE VERONICA MARS' NAME IN VAIN
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the original is good but i liked cure and seance better
seance is based on one of my favorite horror movies, Seance on a Wet Afternoon
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i don't know what PULSE is
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i don't know what PULSE is
It's what I feel when I'm grabbing your wrists as we're :hump