THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: MrAngryFace on December 21, 2007, 03:10:41 AM
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He chugs a bucket of whiskey literally and talks about drinking till he sleeps. Plus the booze spills all over him. Thats so awesome. Then he doesnt drink the rest of the movie. Lame.
They shoulda ditched the Golden Compass shit and just had two hours of a drunken bear
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The best part is that Ian McKellan voices the bear, and he chews scenery. He makes the fucking bear sound like he has all this dignity, like he's the fuckin' Elephant Man. So he sounds all hoi polloi as he is talking about his out of control alcoholism.
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and you all thought i was crazy for liking bears
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its such a great scene, ruined by the snotty main character who gets his lame ass armor back.
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its such a great scene, ruined by the snotty main character who gets his lame ass armor back.
Little Girl: "I'll help you get your armor back!"
*30 seconds pass*
Little Girl: "I found it, it's in a building about 50 feet away from here."
Bear: "Okay, well I guess I'll tear the town apart and get it back instead of, you know, doing that like several years ago when it first got stolen."
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"I never looked there! Could be I was too shitfaced drunk!"
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Ian McKellen as Drunky McBear, like
totally raises the movie a full letter grade
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I can picture an obese hairy Ian McKellen mounting demi.
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you said it
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Yeah, the bear was the only thing that made the movie watchable. That and thinking about Eva Green naked.
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I can picture an obese hairy Ian McKellen mounting demi.
Now I'm picturing Nick Frost getting raped by a talking polar bear. :(
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I can picture an obese hairy Ian McKellen mounting demi.
Now I'm picturing Nick Frost getting raped by a talking polar bear. :(
:rofl
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wow I was expecting mockery, but instead I see the due respect for the drunk bear. kudos evilbore
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wow I was expecting mockery, but instead I see the due respect for the drunk bear. kudos evilbore
The drunk bear was awesome, even more so because Fagneto voiced him. :hyper