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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Madrun Badrun on December 23, 2007, 03:53:44 PM

Title: EB family xmas poem. JOIN IN!
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 23, 2007, 03:53:44 PM
It was the noon before xmas,
much before night,
And Malek was passed out on the floor,
from Nyquil and life.

PD was masturbating,
To three screens at the same time.
One with men, one with women
And one with another not easy to define. 


Title: Re: EB family xmas poem. JOIN IN!
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 23, 2007, 04:04:19 PM
arvie was pacing
his cravat all askew
for he knew at the window
he'd see a rape face look through

he heard a loud rasping
and the window groan wide
his anus afraid but still hoping
that tvc would not be denied
Title: Re: EB family xmas poem. JOIN IN!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 23, 2007, 04:07:49 PM
TVC was outside
His trouser pants askew
He remembered to shave
Because today he was to be blew

Arvie greeted him at the door
The night filled by the moon
TVC was ready for anything
He even brought his rape spoon
Title: Re: EB family xmas poem. JOIN IN!
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 23, 2007, 04:19:38 PM
And with that up woke Drinky,
Coming back from his dream.
His pants covered in agave,
And his screen super clean.

Title: Re: EB family xmas poem. JOIN IN!
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 23, 2007, 04:21:16 PM
:lol
Title: Re: EB family xmas poem. JOIN IN!
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 23, 2007, 04:26:48 PM
TVC spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all Arvie's holes, then turned with a jerk.
And laying his finger on top of his hose
He lifted his rod up, up the chimney he rose!
Title: Re: EB family xmas poem. JOIN IN!
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 23, 2007, 05:04:43 PM
Mupepe had to work,
All though the holidays
Because he had blurays to buy
And bitches needed to get laid. 
Title: Re: EB family xmas poem. JOIN IN!
Post by: lordmaji on December 23, 2007, 05:52:49 PM
"jerking off in the dark
wonder why its all stark
tears pouring from my face
waiting for the explosion from grace

eb oh how i love you
eb oh how i spank to you

the burning pain increases
rubbed raw in foreign places
mmm eb's faces
wilco's anus
oh oh his gay anus.

...OH!!!!!! EB HOW I LOVE YOU!!!!
... ... silence is now my friend, the explosion of love is now the end."


Happy Kwanzaa EB! :lol

Title: Re: EB family xmas poem. JOIN IN!
Post by: Mupepe on December 23, 2007, 06:28:24 PM
 :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: EB family xmas poem. JOIN IN!
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 23, 2007, 06:38:10 PM
Dark Shake had left home
To go on his winter vacation.
While Ichi had disappeared,
presumed to be near Shakes location.

Himu was high,
Sitting under the decorated palm tree,
While having a blast,
Playing Persona 3.
 
 
Title: Re: EB family xmas poem. JOIN IN!
Post by: MrAngryFace on December 23, 2007, 06:42:27 PM
"jerking off in the dark
wonder why its all stark
tears pouring from my face
waiting for the explosion from grace

eb oh how i love you
eb oh how i spank to you

the burning pain increases
rubbed raw in foreign places
mmm eb's faces
wilco's anus
oh oh his gay anus.

...OH!!!!!! EB HOW I LOVE YOU!!!!
... ... silence is now my friend, the explosion of love is now the end."


Happy Kwanzaa EB! :lol



jesus, the end where it just kinda falls apart is the best
Title: Re: EB family xmas poem. JOIN IN!
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 23, 2007, 07:06:58 PM
Merry Christmas to all, and to all good handjob by a believable cheeseburger prostitute!
Title: Re: EB family xmas poem. JOIN IN!
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 23, 2007, 07:13:14 PM
That night ghosts called on Demi;
360 of them to be exact,
that showed him the future evils
If he went on like these last two days past.         

And on Christmas morning
He ran up from the basement to look under the tree,
and in green paper rapping,
Santa had left him a new 360.         

But not only that, Santa had stayed behind
Rapped himself up in a cover nothing bow,
And to Demi’s surprise.
Said “Ho, Ho, bend over and we’ll have a good time”.
Title: Re: EB family xmas poem. JOIN IN!
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 23, 2007, 07:59:41 PM
Am spent Chirstmas in jail,
And it fucking serves him right,
As the guy he helped out was a rapist;
A total rouge of the night.   
Title: Re: EB family xmas poem. JOIN IN!
Post by: lordmaji on December 23, 2007, 11:19:36 PM
I'm glad you all loved my poem I wrote for you all.

You all are my dreams. :P
Title: Re: EB family xmas poem. JOIN IN!
Post by: lordmaji on December 23, 2007, 11:26:52 PM
I'm glad you all loved my poem I wrote for you all.

You all are my dreams. :P

I wrote one about your mom but felt it was more appropriate to file that with the polaroids of her instead of posting it on here.  This one pic of her on a Harley is intense. 

youuu betcha! Biker cum!