THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Phoenix Dark on December 26, 2007, 03:59:14 PM
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1. Alcohol at 3AM
We always spend Christmas Eve at my uncle's house, and then head to my grandma's on Christmas. His house is pretty big, but luckily I got to sleep in the basement alone. I was reading magazines around 3AM Christmas morning when I decided to check out the bar in the back of the basement. There were a couple unmarked bottles and some type of liquor. I went for the pinkish-red bottle first and poured myself a shot. It was VERY good; I eventually found a similar bottle with the label, and realized it was a strawberry-kiwi chaser but it was still impressive. Later I found a bunch of cold beers in his fridge. He had a shit ton of small Miller bottles, and I decided to drink an entire one - just to see the effect. "Champaign of Beers" my ass. The stuff sucked, but I drank the whole thing. Later that night I didn't notice any side effects, although at dinner my stomach was burping and hurting.
2. Crackheads and biscuits
We left my uncle's house around 11AM and headed to my grandma's house for breakfast. Most of the family was already there, including our crackhead "cousin" Marvin. He's not related to us in any way, but my grandma likes inviting him to all family affairs. Even the sight of him didn't annoy me too much, for I knew there would be amazing food downstairs. But after family prayer I had to go to the bathroom. When I got back to the eating area I noticed most of the biscuits were gone; a new batch was in the oven but wouldn't be finished for awhile. So I filled my plate with eggs, grits, and salmon patties only to see Marvin in the corner of the room with like 15 biscuits on his god damn plate. He had put jelly over them all to the point where they were probably soggy. To make matters worse, no one seemed to care BUT ME wtf
3. Ray
One of my mom's cousins is a fucking distinguished mentally-challenged fellow. Every Christmas he sits next to me and my brother during breakfast and starts various political/history conversations which usually boil down to his love of insane conspiracy theories and/or racism. This time the topic was Obama. He basically said he was voting for Obama because he was black, and he didn't trust any white people. Why? Well he went on a rant about how all white people want to bring the black man down, how "fucking jews" forced Hillary Clinton to vote for the war, and how Bush personally suggested the NO levies be blown up.
Ray: When you get my age you'll realize everything you thought you knew as a kid was wrong! We'll be sitting here in 20 years agreeing with each other
Me: Perspective and opinions change with time and experience, but I'm not going to blindly accept conspiracy theories just because -
Ray: There you go with the c word again, laughing. You won't be laughing when a fucking Mexican takes your job
Me: I don't have a job
Ray: SEE
4. Grandma and red wine
My grandma is the most badass woman I've ever met, and yesterday she lived up to that billing. Instead of cooking our annual gumbo dinner, she poured a couple glasses of wine and started instructing people how to cook it. Eventually she started cleaning shrimp and throwing it into the big gumbo pot - from about 10 feet away, all while singing along with the Temptations music that was playing in the living room. I hadn't laughed so hard in ages.
Hope you guys had a nice holiday :)
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i thought evilbore was where you dropped the act
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I posted this on GAF too. Yesterday was awesome dude
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yesterday was awesome
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Get a job
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i saw a dude with male pattern baldness and a mullet
yesterday was pretty awesome
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my friend showed me a video of him fucking a prostitute in iran while he looked side-to-side with a shit-eating grin in a hookah bar, yesterday. he kind of reminds me of you pd.
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what a wierd thing to show someone
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he was drunk. thank god it was just a cell phone camera vid.
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i thought evilbore was where you dropped the act
Dropped what act?
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Last night was a good night. Miller, weed, and some really good coke. Spent 6 hours talking with the two friends in my life that I actually care about, and coming from a serious introvert who generally doesn't share anything personal with anyone it was big. Too bad I woke up feeling like shit today. Not touching coke for another good 3 months. Have to space it out.
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all i did was jerk off
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i sat in a hospital waiting room playing hsg 2!
there! i ruined your thread!
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I made yummy lamb chops and hooked up with a strange little girl
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1.) Got level 67
2.) Got my Epic Mounts
3.) Got Rocket Robot
4.) GOT BRISCO COUNTY JR ON DVD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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1) Had an ambulance called for me Christmas day.
2) Wore my cravats :D
3) Saw the 360 running on an HD tv for the first time ever. wow.
4) beat two games in two days, which is amazing since I had only beaten 3 other games this whole year.
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I don't want to list them. It sucked.
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That's because you killed Jesus.