I like belly dancers. THAT'S WHY!
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they have belly dancers there right?
Actually, I only suggest this because the evil soviet empire no longer exists and we can't defect to it. :( The next best thing is the axis of evil.
Actually, I only suggest this because the evil soviet empire no longer exists and we can't defect to it. :( The next best thing is the axis of evil.
There's always North Korea. I hear it's pretty awesome.
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...if you like STARVING TO DEATH!