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Title: Official Pats Perfection Watch thread
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 29, 2007, 06:26:13 PM: (http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/5913/tombradypunchingpj2.jpg)(http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/5/elidrunked1.jpg)

Apparently the game is coming on every channel so there's no excuse to miss it. Pre-game predictions?

When it comes down to it, I don't see Eli putting his team in a position to beat the Patriots. The Giants defense is going to do everything they can - and will probably shut down the Pats run game - but Brady is going to come through. He may get sacked and throw an INT, but he'll do more than enough to win the game.

Pats: 28
Giants: 20
:bow
Title: Re: Official Pats Perfection Watch thread
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 29, 2007, 06:29:37 PM: Is this game on the NFL network only? What other channel is it on?

edit: nevermind
CBS, NBC and NFL Network
Title: Re: Official Pats Perfection Watch thread
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 29, 2007, 06:31:16 PM: CBS and NBC

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and MTV, CNN, G4, FOX, and the Weather Channel
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Title: Re: Official Pats Perfection Watch thread
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 29, 2007, 06:38:26 PM: I'll watch ten minutes of this game. It should be 21 nothing by then.
Title: Re: Official Pats Perfection Watch thread
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 29, 2007, 07:20:45 PM: I hope the Patriot win, and then get beat in the first round of the playoffs. :bow :bow
Title: Re: Official Pats Perfection Watch thread
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 29, 2007, 07:45:52 PM: Quote from: Joe Molotov on December 29, 2007, 07:20:45 PM
I hope the Patriot win, and then get beat in the first round of the playoffs. :bow :bow
Not likely, since they have a first round bye. :elf
Title: Re: Official Pats Perfection Watch thread
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 29, 2007, 10:05:00 PM: :lol
Title: Re: Official Pats Perfection Watch thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 29, 2007, 10:07:56 PM: Some old Dolphins are going to be sending Christmas baskets to Giants players if they keep this up.
Title: Re: Official Pats Perfection Watch thread
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 29, 2007, 10:09:36 PM: Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on December 29, 2007, 07:45:52 PM
Quote from: Joe Molotov on December 29, 2007, 07:20:45 PM
I hope the Patriot win, and then get beat in the first round of the playoffs. :bow :bow
Not likely, since they have a first round bye. :elf

Patriots will lose to Bye!

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Obviously I meant the first round they play in. :hans1
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Title: Re: Official Pats Perfection Watch thread
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 29, 2007, 10:17:09 PM: Fuck Tom Brady in his stupid douche ass.

Go Giants!
Title: Re: Official Pats Perfection Watch thread
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 29, 2007, 10:49:17 PM: I wish I was a woman so Tom Brady could impregnate me.
Title: Re: Official Pats Perfection Watch thread
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 29, 2007, 10:50:40 PM: Brady just wishes he was Eli. Did you see that poise in the pocket? Brady's sperm just shriveled up looking at that display of studliness.
Title: Re: Official Pats Perfection Watch thread
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 29, 2007, 10:57:48 PM: Quote from: Joe Molotov on December 29, 2007, 10:50:40 PM
Brady just wishes he was Eli. Did you see that poise in the pocket? Brady's sperm just shriveled up looking at that display of studliness.
Brady wasn't even looking. He was too busy going over the list of women he'll be fucking tonight.
Title: Re: Official Pats Perfection Watch thread
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 29, 2007, 11:00:45 PM: He'll be sleeping on Belichick's couch if he can't pull this one out.
Title: Re: Official Pats Perfection Watch thread
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 29, 2007, 11:28:29 PM: ~18 yard sack, are you kidding me? Manning, just take a hit, you homo!
Title: Re: Official Pats Perfection Watch thread
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 30, 2007, 12:00:04 AM: Way to not tackle Giants. :lol It's looks like the next 7 1/2 minutes should be a non-stop Brady slurpfest.
Title: Re: Official Pats Perfection Watch thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 30, 2007, 12:12:52 AM: My God, the Patriots were just toying with them all along. That is just cruel.

Brady: "Hey guys, let 'em hang for about three quarters so they don't feel so bad for themselves. That kid, Eli, especially - he looks so distinguished mentally-challenged. I don't think we can rout distinguished mentally-challenged fellows."
Moss: "You're right, Tom. We're good people. Let's just let them think they're winning!"
Brady: "Good show, Randy! After this exhibition, let's go have a round at the local tavern!"
Moss: "Indeed!"
Title: Re: Official Pats Perfection Watch thread
Post by: Mandark on December 30, 2007, 12:31:22 AM: That about sums it up. Same thing they did with the Cowboys.
Title: Re: Official Pats Perfection Watch thread
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 30, 2007, 12:35:01 AM: Quote from: Willco on December 30, 2007, 12:12:52 AM
My God, the Patriots were just toying with them all along. That is just cruel.

Brady: "Hey guys, let 'em hang for about three quarters so they don't feel so bad for themselves. That kid, Eli, especially - he looks so distinguished mentally-challenged. I don't think we can rout distinguished mentally-challenged fellows."
Moss: "You're right, Tom. We're good people. Let's just let them think they're winning!"
Brady: "Good show, Randy! After this exhibition, let's go have a round at the local tavern!"
Moss: "Indeed!"
:rofl
Title: Re: Official Pats Perfection Watch thread
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 30, 2007, 12:47:07 AM: Shula won't make it past mid 2008 confirmed

BRADY
32-42
356 YDS
2 TD
0 INT

:bow
Title: Re: Official Pats Perfection Watch thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 30, 2007, 12:47:52 AM: Brady is a replicant confirmed.
Title: Re: Official Pats Perfection Watch thread
Post by: Mandark on December 30, 2007, 12:50:36 AM: Quote from: Willco on December 30, 2007, 12:47:52 AM
Brady is a replicant confirmed.

The perfect season would have been better if Belichick left it ambiguous, so the fans could decide for themselves.
Title: Re: Official Pats Perfection Watch thread
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 30, 2007, 12:55:05 AM: I heard that Tom Brady went back in a time machine to have sex with a young Sean Young. He then took her back to 1961 so she could give birth to Steve Young.
Title: Re: Official Pats Perfection Watch thread
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 30, 2007, 02:54:20 AM: Only The True Savior Brett Farve can beat the Patriots and The Anti-Christ Tom Brady.

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Or throw 6 INTs trying.
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