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Title: Oh FUCK NO! Tyler Perry joins Star Trek Cast
Post by: Gay Boy on December 30, 2007, 09:29:12 AM
Apparently so.  :(

http://www.comingsoon.net/news/startreknews.php?id=40469

That damn Madea Family Reunion guy is in the new Trek movie.  :-\ And not just a simple walk on cameo either. He is playing the head of Starfleet Academy according to this.
Title: Re: Oh FUCK NO! Tyler Perry joins Star Trek Cast
Post by: Eric P on December 30, 2007, 10:43:28 AM
yes

hopefully we can get Tracy Morgan in here too.

Chunky Grandma Be Trippin' in SPACE
Title: Re: Oh FUCK NO! Tyler Perry joins Star Trek Cast
Post by: Beezy on December 30, 2007, 10:58:14 AM
What's wrong with that? Star Trek sucks. Anyway, it's not like he's gonna dress up as an old black woman. :lol
Title: Re: Oh FUCK NO! Tyler Perry joins Star Trek Cast
Post by: Himu on December 30, 2007, 12:39:55 PM
Beezy: He hates on Tyler Perry without having even seen one I think. He probably hasn't even seen Diary of a Mad Black Woman, which is classic.
Title: Re: Oh FUCK NO! Tyler Perry joins Star Trek Cast
Post by: Gay Boy on December 30, 2007, 12:57:50 PM
The mere fact he stars in a movie playing a old lady in drag is worthy enough to not like him. That mere fact places him alongside Robin Williams, and Modern Eddie Murphy in a very unwelcome group of people!

There is no film where its a good idea to have a middle aged male play a old woman in drag as the starring role. It's a concept that has never once been funny nor never will be funny.

And Himu, seeing how I have a reputation for sourcing RT. I guess I must also. Diary of a Mad Black Woman is one of the worst reviewed movies EVER. 16% on RT.

One star from Roger Ebert.  :lol
Title: Re: Oh FUCK NO! Tyler Perry joins Star Trek Cast
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 30, 2007, 12:58:46 PM
You forgot Martin Lawrence.
Title: Re: Oh FUCK NO! Tyler Perry joins Star Trek Cast
Post by: Gay Boy on December 30, 2007, 01:00:15 PM
You forgot Martin Lawrence.
Yes, him too.

DIARY OF A MAD BLACK WOMAN. A CLASSIC!

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I've been reviewing movies for a long time, and I can't think of one that more dramatically shoots itself in the foot.
- Roger Ebert

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Stay clear of this mess.
- New York Post

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Blows to the head are delivered with more subtlety than the message of Diary of a Mad Black Woman.
- Boston Globe

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To review Diary of a Mad Black Woman is really to review three different movies, none of which is very good.
- Washington Post

The Chicago Tribune compared Tyler Perry to Ed Wood in film making ability.  :lol
Title: Re: Oh FUCK NO! Tyler Perry joins Star Trek Cast
Post by: Himu on December 30, 2007, 01:06:40 PM
And Himu, seeing how I have a reputation for sourcing RT. I guess I must also. Diary of a Mad Black Woman is one of the worst reviewed movies EVER. 16% on RT.

One star from Roger Ebert.  :lol

Watch it yourself.
Title: Re: Oh FUCK NO! Tyler Perry joins Star Trek Cast
Post by: Gay Boy on December 30, 2007, 01:07:36 PM
And Himu, seeing how I have a reputation for sourcing RT. I guess I must also. Diary of a Mad Black Woman is one of the worst reviewed movies EVER. 16% on RT.

One star from Roger Ebert.  :lol

Watch it yourself.
Why would I watch a movie considered one of the worst of the decade?

You can like it but calling one of the most hated movies of the decade a classic is a big joke.

I just watched the trailer to appease you. How can you say this looks good? It looks like it was made by a 3 year old.
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Title: Re: Oh FUCK NO! Tyler Perry joins Star Trek Cast
Post by: Himu on December 30, 2007, 01:09:20 PM
It's hardly one of the worst movies ever. I don't see how people can call the movie worst of anything. Just seems like critics trashing a black movie to me. How they can give Garden State good reviews and trash Mad Black Woman is just plain criminal.
Title: Re: Oh FUCK NO! Tyler Perry joins Star Trek Cast
Post by: Gay Boy on December 30, 2007, 01:12:10 PM
damnit I edited wrong post
Title: Re: Oh FUCK NO! Tyler Perry joins Star Trek Cast
Post by: Himu on December 30, 2007, 01:13:25 PM
Um. The movie is not about Tyler Perry's character. Learn your stuff before you trash movies you don't know anything about.
Title: Re: Oh FUCK NO! Tyler Perry joins Star Trek Cast
Post by: Gay Boy on December 30, 2007, 01:15:14 PM
Um. The movie is not about Tyler Perry's character. Learn your stuff before you trash movies you don't know anything about.
How does that save a film from its obvious black christian-over tones?

I hate "ethnic" comedies, they are painful
Obvious christian over-tones tend to ruin movies


What is there that would appeal to me?
Title: Re: Oh FUCK NO! Tyler Perry joins Star Trek Cast
Post by: Himu on December 30, 2007, 01:18:47 PM
The only Christian overtone is at the very end of the movie when they go to church.

WTF are you TALKING about

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What is there that would appeal to me?

it's funny

you get to see a man almost drowned by a woman
Title: Re: Oh FUCK NO! Tyler Perry joins Star Trek Cast
Post by: Gay Boy on December 30, 2007, 01:20:46 PM
Ok then, whats the movie about? Black ethnic culture comedy/drama is just as unappealing as crossing dressing and christian over-tones and is one of my main turn offs. I'm white, come on whats next telling me to see BARBERSHOP?

Tyler Perry wants to make movies FOR black people? Fuck him. If he ignores me I can ignore seeing his movies. The reviews may seem odd to you but it seems to me its IMPOSSIBLE for a white man to connect with a tyler perry movie.

Even you can admit  that.
Title: Re: Oh FUCK NO! Tyler Perry joins Star Trek Cast
Post by: Himu on December 30, 2007, 01:23:59 PM
The movie is hardly made for black people. It's about a woman who's husband cheats on her. She gets pissed and does a bunch of things in revenge. If it starred white people I'd like it just as much.

The fact you brought up the BLACK thing just proves you are RACIST.
Title: Re: Oh FUCK NO! Tyler Perry joins Star Trek Cast
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 30, 2007, 01:27:45 PM
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Title: Re: Oh FUCK NO! Tyler Perry joins Star Trek Cast
Post by: Gay Boy on December 30, 2007, 01:36:19 PM
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"a classic"!
Title: Re: Oh FUCK NO! Tyler Perry joins Star Trek Cast
Post by: Himu on December 30, 2007, 02:00:13 PM
go back to reading Rotten Tomatoes cigarillo boy
Title: Re: Oh FUCK NO! Tyler Perry joins Star Trek Cast
Post by: Gay Boy on December 30, 2007, 02:41:25 PM
go back to reading Rotten Tomatoes cigarillo boy
Want proof they are for black people?

There is NEVER tyler perry movie trailers played before romantic and drama movies. There is almost never tyler perry tv spots played on ABC/CBS/NBC...etc for new movies. Tyler Perry movie advertising is almost exclusively put on black aimed tv entertainment like CW shows or BET and in black churches.

Hell PD and I talked about this. He is the one who said they only advertise tyler perry movies to black people on black related channels and shows.
Title: Re: Oh FUCK NO! Tyler Perry joins Star Trek Cast
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 30, 2007, 04:28:16 PM
You've already embarrassed yourself Cheebs, why not watch the movie for yourself as I suggested ages ago?

Diary of a Mad Black Woman is not a good movie. It's hilarious at times, but far too preachy for me. Basically the entire second half of the film takes a 360 into megachurch territory. That being said, it's not the worse thing ever, and I'm not particularly shocked that many white people find the films so "bad". You have no frame of reference to the characters and concepts presented in the film, even if you are a church going person. I would bet that Himu and Beezy like certain aspects of the film in part because it reminds them of situations they've witnessed, people they know, etc. I don't give a fuck what Roger Ebert has to say about this type of film. I do know that nearly every member of my extended family has seen the movie, and all my female family members like it. Despite not being a strictly religious film many black churches actually show it on weekends, and older people are brought to the church on church buses just to see it (including my grandma) lol.

Why Did I Get Married is horrible - Diary isn't. But to dismiss Perry's films and be upset he's going to star in your shitty Star Trek remake without even being familiar with his work is stupid; didn't you just get on people for dismissing Juno without seeing it? I like you, but omg Cheebs wtf

Go rent the movie
Title: Re: Oh FUCK NO! Tyler Perry joins Star Trek Cast
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 30, 2007, 04:40:53 PM
Your talking about his show House of Pain, which sucks ass. Basically all the humor goes like this:

Son: It's cold out there, shut the door!
Father: Why don't you shut yo stupid face!
*cue laugh track*

Title: Re: Oh FUCK NO! Tyler Perry joins Star Trek Cast
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 30, 2007, 05:00:41 PM
Don't forget The Closer! My dad LOVES that show  :lol

I just realized my dad has an HDTV at his practice; he sometimes has to put this small camera thing into people's mouths and the images come up on the HDTV. It's like 17 inches, but looks nice. I want to bring it home and see how TNT HD casts look  :o
Title: Re: Oh FUCK NO! Tyler Perry joins Star Trek Cast
Post by: Himu on December 30, 2007, 05:12:12 PM
Your talking about his show House of Pain, which sucks ass. Basically all the humor goes like this:

Son: It's cold out there, shut the door!
Father: Why don't you shut yo stupid face!
*cue laugh track*



 :lol
Title: Re: Oh FUCK NO! Tyler Perry joins Star Trek Cast
Post by: Gay Boy on December 30, 2007, 08:10:03 PM
You've already embarrassed yourself Cheebs, why not watch the movie for yourself as I suggested ages ago?

Diary of a Mad Black Woman is not a good movie. It's hilarious at times, but far too preachy for me. Basically the entire second half of the film takes a 360 into megachurch territory. That being said, it's not the worse thing ever, and I'm not particularly shocked that many white people find the films so "bad". You have no frame of reference to the characters and concepts presented in the film, even if you are a church going person. I would bet that Himu and Beezy like certain aspects of the film in part because it reminds them of situations they've witnessed, people they know, etc. I don't give a fuck what Roger Ebert has to say about this type of film. I do know that nearly every member of my extended family has seen the movie, and all my female family members like it. Despite not being a strictly religious film many black churches actually show it on weekends, and older people are brought to the church on church buses just to see it (including my grandma) lol.

Why Did I Get Married is horrible - Diary isn't. But to dismiss Perry's films and be upset he's going to star in your shitty Star Trek remake without even being familiar with his work is stupid; didn't you just get on people for dismissing Juno without seeing it? I like you, but omg Cheebs wtf

Go rent the movie
I have a irrational hatred of Tyler Perry! I'd slug him in the face.
Title: Re: Oh FUCK NO! Tyler Perry joins Star Trek Cast
Post by: Beezy on December 30, 2007, 08:36:25 PM
...so yeah, Star Trek sucks.
Title: Re: Oh FUCK NO! Tyler Perry joins Star Trek Cast
Post by: Trent Dole on December 30, 2007, 08:50:02 PM
Diary of a gay black guy dressed up as a fat old woman.
Title: Re: Oh FUCK NO! Tyler Perry joins Star Trek Cast
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 30, 2007, 08:59:44 PM
Guys your making to much of this.  It got to be a minor role and he was probably only hired because he works for canned goods.

Title: Re: Oh FUCK NO! Tyler Perry joins Star Trek Cast
Post by: bud on December 30, 2007, 09:01:50 PM
You've already embarrassed yourself Cheebs, why not watch the movie for yourself as I suggested ages ago?

Diary of a Mad Black Woman is not a good movie. It's hilarious at times, but far too preachy for me. Basically the entire second half of the film takes a 360 into megachurch territory. That being said, it's not the worse thing ever, and I'm not particularly shocked that many white people find the films so "bad". You have no frame of reference to the characters and concepts presented in the film, even if you are a church going person. I would bet that Himu and Beezy like certain aspects of the film in part because it reminds them of situations they've witnessed, people they know, etc. I don't give a fuck what Roger Ebert has to say about this type of film. I do know that nearly every member of my extended family has seen the movie, and all my female family members like it. Despite not being a strictly religious film many black churches actually show it on weekends, and older people are brought to the church on church buses just to see it (including my grandma) lol.

Why Did I Get Married is horrible - Diary isn't. But to dismiss Perry's films and be upset he's going to star in your shitty Star Trek remake without even being familiar with his work is stupid; didn't you just get on people for dismissing Juno without seeing it? I like you, but omg Cheebs wtf

Go rent the movie

aren't you right where you started when you do a 360
Title: Re: Oh FUCK NO! Tyler Perry joins Star Trek Cast
Post by: Mupepe on December 30, 2007, 09:03:00 PM
Diary of a Mad Black Woman is a terrible movie, but it is definitely not one of the worst of the decade.  It's a black movie through and through which is probably why Gay Boy finds it so unappealing as the only black person he's met is PD whose ethnic loyalty has been questionable for years now. 

The movie is too preachy and too predictable.  The movie's only saving grace (which actually lets it drown) is the sparse (good) humor.
Title: Re: Oh FUCK NO! Tyler Perry joins Star Trek Cast
Post by: brawndolicious on December 30, 2007, 09:06:01 PM
DS9>*

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Title: Re: Oh FUCK NO! Tyler Perry joins Star Trek Cast
Post by: Tauntaun on December 30, 2007, 09:11:58 PM
Uh oh, it's gettin all racial up in here, I've been gone for one week and look what happens.  Niggaz be getting crazy.   :pimp
Title: Re: Oh FUCK NO! Tyler Perry joins Star Trek Cast
Post by: bud on December 30, 2007, 09:14:17 PM
pd's not even black. he's never seen an eddie murphy movie/stand-up, or so he claims.

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Title: Re: Oh FUCK NO! Tyler Perry joins Star Trek Cast
Post by: Shuri on December 30, 2007, 09:15:17 PM
For some reasons, I was convinced the thread was going to be about that dude from Aerosmith joining the cast of the show.

I was really confused
Title: Re: Oh FUCK NO! Tyler Perry joins Star Trek Cast
Post by: Tauntaun on December 30, 2007, 09:16:04 PM
For some reasons, I was convinced the thread was going to be about that dude from Aerosmith joining the cast of the show.

I was really confused

:lol
Title: Re: Oh FUCK NO! Tyler Perry joins Star Trek Cast
Post by: Gay Boy on December 30, 2007, 10:14:44 PM
Diary of a Mad Black Woman is a terrible movie, but it is definitely not one of the worst of the decade.  It's a black movie through and through which is probably why Gay Boy finds it so unappealing as the only black person he's met is PD whose ethnic loyalty has been questionable for years now. 

The movie is too preachy and too predictable.  The movie's only saving grace (which actually lets it drown) is the sparse (good) humor.

:bow lets have sex.
Title: Re: Oh FUCK NO! Tyler Perry joins Star Trek Cast
Post by: Mupepe on December 30, 2007, 10:16:32 PM
yes, sir!
Title: Re: Oh FUCK NO! Tyler Perry joins Star Trek Cast
Post by: Mandark on December 30, 2007, 10:27:19 PM
Frame of reference my ass.  It doesn't take specific life experience to "get" a series of broad character archetypes.  Sometimes movies are just bad.
Title: Re: Oh FUCK NO! Tyler Perry joins Star Trek Cast
Post by: Gay Boy on December 30, 2007, 11:10:25 PM
Where were you guys this morning when I was having to take accusations of racism for denying this is a "classic"?  :lol

Uwe Boll > Tyler Perry
Title: Re: Oh FUCK NO! Tyler Perry joins Star Trek Cast
Post by: Himu on December 30, 2007, 11:12:45 PM
You have't seen anything by Tyler Perry, cigarillo Boy. I hope Star Trek sucks you cry bloody tears. Star Trek blows.
Title: Re: Oh FUCK NO! Tyler Perry joins Star Trek Cast
Post by: Gay Boy on December 30, 2007, 11:15:40 PM
You have't seen anything by Tyler Perry, cigarillo Boy. I hope Star Trek sucks you cry bloody tears. Star Trek blows.
then why is everyone in here who saw it hatin' on the perry?
Title: Re: Oh FUCK NO! Tyler Perry joins Star Trek Cast
Post by: Beezy on December 30, 2007, 11:21:11 PM
Eddie Murphy was awesome in Dreamgirls.
Title: Re: Oh FUCK NO! Tyler Perry joins Star Trek Cast
Post by: Himu on December 30, 2007, 11:22:23 PM
I got my mom and dad Boomerang and Coming To America for Xmas beezy :bow
Title: Re: Oh FUCK NO! Tyler Perry joins Star Trek Cast
Post by: Beezy on December 30, 2007, 11:23:44 PM
I don't remember Boomerang at all, but Coming to America is a classic. :lol
Title: Re: Oh FUCK NO! Tyler Perry joins Star Trek Cast
Post by: Himu on December 30, 2007, 11:24:53 PM
have you seen beverly hills cop movies
Title: Re: Oh FUCK NO! Tyler Perry joins Star Trek Cast
Post by: Gay Boy on December 30, 2007, 11:25:35 PM
Eddie Murphy was awesome in Dreamgirls.
that wasnt evil fat suit murphy of doctor doolittle or norbit.


Eddie was AMAZING in Bowfinger. :)

Classic muprhy is GOD. I own
Trading Places
Beverly Hills Cop
Beverly Hills Cop II
48 Hours
Bowfinger
Coming to America

:bow :bow
Title: Re: Oh FUCK NO! Tyler Perry joins Star Trek Cast
Post by: Himu on December 30, 2007, 11:27:38 PM
Norbit isn't even bad
Title: Re: Oh FUCK NO! Tyler Perry joins Star Trek Cast
Post by: Beezy on December 30, 2007, 11:28:15 PM
I haven't seen Norbit.

have you seen beverly hills cop movies
Haven't seen them in years, but yeah.

that wasnt evil fat suit murphy of doctor doolittle or norbit.
True. I just had to mention it because the movie is on right now on one of the HBOs.
Title: Re: Oh FUCK NO! Tyler Perry joins Star Trek Cast
Post by: Mupepe on December 30, 2007, 11:29:48 PM
Norbit is rated like 1 percent on RT :lol :lol
Title: Re: Oh FUCK NO! Tyler Perry joins Star Trek Cast
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 30, 2007, 11:34:37 PM
wfederman@gmail.com says:
Haha, Phoenix Dark spittin' real talk like he's a brother

wfederman@gmail.com says:
CHEEBS U DONT UNDERSTAND TYLER PERRY BECAUSE YOU AINT BLACK LIKE US

wfederman@gmail.com says:
WE HAVE CONTEXT U DONT HAVE - BLACK CONTEXT

Doug says:
so basically all black people have no taste?

 :lol
Title: Re: Oh FUCK NO! Tyler Perry joins Star Trek Cast
Post by: Gay Boy on December 30, 2007, 11:36:59 PM
Norbit holy shit. Himumu is trying to make up for his lack of fitting into black stereotypes due to his anime obsession in this thread it seems.  :lol
Title: Re: Oh FUCK NO! Tyler Perry joins Star Trek Cast
Post by: Gay Boy on December 30, 2007, 11:59:04 PM
Eddie Murphy was the funniest motherfucker back in the 80's.  God damn, there was so much good funny back then.


80's is the best decade ever for comedies. It's a fact! Thanks mostly to SNL. Jesus christ Chevy Chase, Bill Murrary, Dan Akyrod, John Belushi, and Eddie Murphy all discovered by one show in less than a 5 year time span.
Title: Re: Oh FUCK NO! Tyler Perry joins Star Trek Cast
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 31, 2007, 12:16:21 AM
Shut up, Cheebs.  You don't get life as a BLACK MAN because you are WHITE and not BLACK.  As someone who has walked a mile in a BLACK MAN's shoes kicks, I understand life as a BLACK MAN.  Being BLACK is TUFF.
Title: Re: Oh FUCK NO! Tyler Perry joins Star Trek Cast
Post by: Himu on December 31, 2007, 12:32:34 AM
Norbit holy shit. Himumu is trying to make up for his lack of fitting into black stereotypes due to his anime obsession in this thread it seems.  :lol

Norbit isn't bad at all. God. Most people who trash it haven't even seen it. It's not great, but it's not AWFUL either.

And what the fuck is this? Just because a black man likes anime he can't black. Shut the fuck up Cheebs. You've never met a black person in  your life. Lots of black folks like anime. How the hell am I obsessed with anime when I rarely talk about it, and even then, currently only watch one anime series? People obsessed with anime talk about anime all the time and watch more than 5 series at a time. I'm hardly obsessed.

Fuck off metrosexual.
Title: Re: Oh FUCK NO! Tyler Perry joins Star Trek Cast
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 31, 2007, 12:41:51 AM
black people don't need to front with shit like diary of a mad black woman and soul plane when they have coming to america and friday
Title: Re: Oh FUCK NO! Tyler Perry joins Star Trek Cast
Post by: Himu on December 31, 2007, 12:42:31 AM
Soul Plane sucks the same amount of dick cheebs does to afford going to the beauty salon

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Title: Re: Oh FUCK NO! Tyler Perry joins Star Trek Cast
Post by: brawndolicious on December 31, 2007, 12:52:00 AM
I think, but maybe I'm wrong here, that the gay started this thread as a joke.

mohammed al ibn himu, I do not believe that the gay thinks you will shank him while shrieking "desu desu".  although that would be awesome!!

also, PD, you have no authority whatsofuckittytittyfuckingever on black movies until you watch Coming to America, Trading Places, and Eddie Murphy Raw.  I mean, most people try to at least watch the best movies in a genre (if 'black movies' is a genre) and then they work down to that tyler perry crap.

and that tyler perry movie (the one where he's in drag) sounded like all sorts of suck (although I haven't seen it).  I remember watching an interview with tyler perry on BET and he sounded like an idiot talking about how everybody identifies with the insane militant grandma that has no connection to reality.
Title: Re: Oh FUCK NO! Tyler Perry joins Star Trek Cast
Post by: Himu on December 31, 2007, 12:53:46 AM
There's more to black movies than eddie murphy movies. The fact PD has seen In The Heat of the Night says a lot more than what I can say for most of you.
Title: Re: Oh FUCK NO! Tyler Perry joins Star Trek Cast
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 31, 2007, 12:56:13 AM
Hey - fuck you! - I've seen The Organization, and I bet you haven't even seen that!
Title: Re: Oh FUCK NO! Tyler Perry joins Star Trek Cast
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 31, 2007, 12:59:16 AM
i watched "in the heat of the night" regularly as a fuckin' child

and yes, i have also watched mississippi burning

tyler perry is a talentless, obnoxious fuck

and what honkies like you and pd miss is that tyler perry movies are not liked because they are good, they are liked because of their idealized if comedic view of black families. it's a cute conceit, but you need a better proponent than someone as technically terrible as tyler perry!
Title: Re: Oh FUCK NO! Tyler Perry joins Star Trek Cast
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 31, 2007, 12:59:25 AM
new jack city!
Title: Re: Oh FUCK NO! Tyler Perry joins Star Trek Cast
Post by: brawndolicious on December 31, 2007, 01:03:53 AM
OMG mississippi burning is a black movie!?  I'm so black right now.

but anyways, I'm saying that if you want to watch a good comedy that has to do with ethnic relations (specifically about black people) then watch those two Eddie Murphy movies and for the love of god watch some of his stand-up shit.
Title: Re: Oh FUCK NO! Tyler Perry joins Star Trek Cast
Post by: Himu on December 31, 2007, 01:04:48 AM
and what honkies like you and pd miss is that tyler perry movies are not liked because they are good, they are liked because of their idealized if comedic view of black families.

If that's the case then how come every time a new Tyler Perry movie comes out the various people I know all want to see it?
Title: Re: Oh FUCK NO! Tyler Perry joins Star Trek Cast
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 31, 2007, 01:05:17 AM
or any early spike lee. fuck, i think even bamboozled is good -- never fathomed why it got the hate it did.
Title: Re: Oh FUCK NO! Tyler Perry joins Star Trek Cast
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 31, 2007, 01:06:01 AM
and what honkies like you and pd miss is that tyler perry movies are not liked because they are good, they are liked because of their idealized if comedic view of black families. it's a cute conceit, but you need a better proponent than someone as technically terrible as tyler perry!

Then why do most of people I know - especially the women - find Tyler Perry's movies to be good?

why do most people of ANY color i know find shitty movies to be good? jesus, white women love shit like "what a girl wants" -- does that make amanda bynes talented?
Title: Re: Oh FUCK NO! Tyler Perry joins Star Trek Cast
Post by: Himu on December 31, 2007, 01:06:33 AM
Bamboozled is a really good movie.

Title: Re: Oh FUCK NO! Tyler Perry joins Star Trek Cast
Post by: Himu on December 31, 2007, 01:07:01 AM
and what honkies like you and pd miss is that tyler perry movies are not liked because they are good, they are liked because of their idealized if comedic view of black families. it's a cute conceit, but you need a better proponent than someone as technically terrible as tyler perry!

Then why do most of people I know - especially the women - find Tyler Perry's movies to be good?

why do most people of ANY color i know find shitty movies to be good? jesus, white women love shit like "what a girl wants" -- does that make amanda bynes talented?

it doesn't, but I don't think anyone in this thread even said Tyler Perry was talented.
Title: Re: Oh FUCK NO! Tyler Perry joins Star Trek Cast
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 31, 2007, 01:09:10 AM
well, then does the fact that white wimmenz love many godawful soppy romcoms make any of THOSE movies good?
Title: Re: Oh FUCK NO! Tyler Perry joins Star Trek Cast
Post by: Himu on December 31, 2007, 01:09:33 AM
Hell no.

All I'm sayin is that a movie does not have to be great to be fun. Me and my cousins watch Diary of a Mad Black Woman on occasions and we like it because it it is fun.

Critics may say Booty Call sucks, but I don't give a fuck, that movie rules.
Title: Re: Oh FUCK NO! Tyler Perry joins Star Trek Cast
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 31, 2007, 01:13:47 AM
i'm sure some white folks watch rob schneider comedies from time to time too!
Title: Re: Oh FUCK NO! Tyler Perry joins Star Trek Cast
Post by: Himu on December 31, 2007, 01:14:19 AM
Exactly.
Title: Re: Oh FUCK NO! Tyler Perry joins Star Trek Cast
Post by: brawndolicious on December 31, 2007, 01:17:52 AM
Critics may say Booty Call sucks, but I don't give a fuck, that movie rules.
you officially fail.

i'm sure some white folks watch rob schneider comedies from time to time too!
he's a Filipino Jew.  bad example.  I mean, he hates Mel Gibson after he insulted Jews so he can't be high on the white meter.
Title: Re: Oh FUCK NO! Tyler Perry joins Star Trek Cast
Post by: Himu on December 31, 2007, 01:20:00 AM
Critics may say Booty Call sucks, but I don't give a fuck, that movie rules.
you officially fail.

Booty Call is awesome. Next thing you know, you'll tell me I fail for watching and liking Drumline.
Title: Re: Oh FUCK NO! Tyler Perry joins Star Trek Cast
Post by: brawndolicious on December 31, 2007, 01:22:51 AM
Critics may say Booty Call sucks, but I don't give a fuck, that movie rules.
you officially fail.
Booty Call is awesome. Next thing you know, you'll tell me I fail for watching and liking Drumline.
I loved how drumline was like the only mainstream movie ever with a token white kid.
Title: Re: Oh FUCK NO! Tyler Perry joins Star Trek Cast
Post by: Beezy on December 31, 2007, 03:34:00 AM
Don't hate on Booty Call! >:(
Title: Re: Oh FUCK NO! Tyler Perry joins Star Trek Cast
Post by: Eric P on December 31, 2007, 09:23:11 AM
i'm going to jump in on this because drumline is good.
Title: Re: Oh FUCK NO! Tyler Perry joins Star Trek Cast
Post by: Gay Boy on December 31, 2007, 09:39:22 AM
Drumline was pretty decent