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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: The Fake Shemp on December 30, 2007, 11:27:37 PM

Title: Mandark, so when are we having THE party
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 30, 2007, 11:27:37 PM

Break out the bandwagon, bitches! :lol

Title: Re: Mandark, so when are we having THE party
Post by: Mandark on December 31, 2007, 12:07:39 AM

I keep seeing these little "21" decals everywhere.

Why all the sudden love for Earnest Byner?

Title: Re: Mandark, so when are we having THE party
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 31, 2007, 12:13:41 AM

You make me cry.  This will go down as the greatest day in Internet sports coverage ever.  Check it:

(http://www.evilbore.com/images/bestcoverageever.jpg)

Title: Re: Mandark, so when are we having THE party
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 31, 2007, 12:18:28 AM

This comment makes me laugh so hard:

"I was on the sideline and guys were talking about the score, and then it hit me -- we won by 21," veteran left tackle Chris Samuels said. "I came in the locker room and I yelled it out, and immediately I just kind of broke down in tears. Because I miss Sean, you know."

I just imagine Chris Samuels running into the locker room, yelling out in pure joy, "OH MY GOD WE WON BY TWENTY-FOUR!" with a giant smile on his face.  Then he comes to the sudden realization that it is also the jersey number of his fallen comrade, and his smile fades into sadness and tears pour out of his eyes.  And that makes me :lol.

Title: You mean "TWENTY-ONE", right?
Post by: Mandark on December 31, 2007, 12:20:00 AM

What I'll miss most about Taylor is his ability to physically hurt and absolutely terrify TO.  It's not often in the NFL that you get really interesting or important one-on-one matchups.

Also, The Todd worries me a bit.  He seems to look straight at his one intended receiver for the entire play until he throws the ball.  Every replay seemed to show him with complete tunnel vision.  I know it's worked so far, but...

Title: Re: Mandark, so when are we having THE party
Post by: drozmight on December 31, 2007, 12:22:39 AM

Seattle will take all those hopes and dreams you have and beat them to death in an honor killing.

Title: Re: Mandark, so when are we having THE party
Post by: Mandark on December 31, 2007, 12:30:17 AM

I can't remember a single sports team that's been as consistently good as the Seahawks have been over as long a time, yet also been so completely, relentlessly uninteresting.

Title: Re: Mandark, so when are we having THE party
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 31, 2007, 12:30:55 AM

That's because the Seahawks play in an awful division and never win important games.

Title: Re: Mandark, so when are we having THE party
Post by: drozmight on December 31, 2007, 12:34:20 AM

Oh yeah, well... you... you... Yeah I don't even follow football.

Title: Re: Mandark, so when are we having THE party
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 31, 2007, 12:38:49 AM

Nobody in Seattle follows football.  I'm convinced people just go to Seahawks games hoping that the Mariners will show up one day.

Title: Re: Mandark, so when are we having THE party
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 31, 2007, 12:39:18 AM

wtf is this shit!

Title: Re: Mandark, so when are we having THE party
Post by: Mandark on December 31, 2007, 12:40:34 AM

I don't complain when you talk about YOUR hobbies, like European Diablo clones and aging.

Title: Re: Mandark, so when are we having THE party
Post by: drozmight on December 31, 2007, 12:42:29 AM

I only follow:

http://www.seattlethunderbirds.com/index.php

That's a real sport!

Title: Re: Mandark, so when are we having THE party
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 31, 2007, 12:42:34 AM

I think Drink is trying to call a timeout. Old people and timeouts.

(http://images.usatoday.com/sports/_photos/2006/11/18/gibbs.jpg)

Title: Re: Mandark, so when are we having THE party
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 31, 2007, 12:43:19 AM

sports isn't a hobby; it's tame homosexual subtext mixed with obsessive-compulsive disorders!

Title: Re: Mandark, so when are we having THE party
Post by: Mandark on December 31, 2007, 12:44:57 AM

Quote from: Professor Prole on December 31, 2007, 12:43:19 AM

it's tame homosexual subtext mixed with obsessive-compulsive disorders!

Okay, enough about Evilbore!

*rimshot*

Title: Re: Mandark, so when are we having THE party
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 31, 2007, 12:45:15 AM

ooo, you got me there!

Title: Re: Mandark, so when are we having THE party
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 31, 2007, 12:45:30 AM

 :lol