Have you chosen a retirement home yet? I wouldn't leave it up to the wife or you'll get place in one of those abusive places. That wouldn't be good for you, feeble and delicate as a man your age must be.
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Happy Birthday dude.
Ouch. Sorry to hear that, dude. Seems it's only gonna get worse. First to go is the hearing, then the teeth, then the eyes, and next thing you know, you're eatin tapioca and taking sponge baths.
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Seriously, tho. Happy b-day. :)
(http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/5237/1203fh7.jpg)
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I lent him my wiinis today, btw.
I bought Drinky a new mousepad:
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(http://gizmodo.com/assets/images/gallery/4/2007/12/medium_2140820153_620d19f507_o.jpg)
It beats the alternative :-*
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Usher in the New Year with Boss Ni**er!