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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Van Cruncheon on December 30, 2007, 11:32:20 PM

Title: I AM FUCKING 34 TODAY
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 30, 2007, 11:32:20 PM
what what in the butt :spin

Title: Re: I AM FUCKING 34 TODAY
Post by: demi on December 30, 2007, 11:33:38 PM
thats a nice waistline
Title: Re: I AM FUCKING 34 TODAY
Post by: MCD on December 30, 2007, 11:35:11 PM
Happy birthday
Title: Re: I AM FUCKING 34 TODAY
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 30, 2007, 11:35:46 PM
i also wear size 34 pants :'(
Title: Re: I AM FUCKING 34 TODAY
Post by: Powerslave on December 30, 2007, 11:35:46 PM
hey grandpa pass me the werther's
Title: Re: I AM FUCKING 34 TODAY
Post by: demi on December 30, 2007, 11:36:47 PM
i also wear size 34 pants :'(

sounds like i might have to take a trip over yonder
Title: Re: I AM FUCKING 34 TODAY
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 30, 2007, 11:37:19 PM
i also wear size 34 pants :'(

Me too. I guess I can get in your pants after all.
Title: Re: I AM FUCKING 34 TODAY
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 30, 2007, 11:37:39 PM
Have you chosen a retirement home yet?  I wouldn't leave it up to the wife or you'll get place in one of those abusive places. That wouldn't be good for you, feeble and delicate as a man your age must be. 

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Happy Birthday dude.
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Title: Re: I AM FUCKING 34 TODAY
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 30, 2007, 11:39:55 PM
Soon, you'll start watching game shows on weekdays.
Title: Re: I AM FUCKING 34 TODAY
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 30, 2007, 11:41:30 PM
Soon you'll be old enough to enjoy the wii with its intuitive control.
Title: Re: I AM FUCKING 34 TODAY
Post by: Powerslave on December 30, 2007, 11:41:48 PM
and then, the bingo evenings
Title: Re: I AM FUCKING 34 TODAY
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 31, 2007, 12:03:16 AM
:'(
Title: Re: I AM FUCKING 34 TODAY
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 31, 2007, 12:08:01 AM
I thought you were like 31 or 32 tops. I'm sorry to hear that  :'(

Can't wait for MAF's first June 2008 thread: LOL PROLE IS WEARING SOCKS WITH SANDALS
Title: Re: I AM FUCKING 34 TODAY
Post by: Mandark on December 31, 2007, 12:08:47 AM
Hey, you're president-eligible this cycle!

I'll totally write you in if Hillary Biden Lieberman is the Democratic nominee.
Title: Re: I AM FUCKING 34 TODAY
Post by: Himu on December 31, 2007, 12:31:23 AM
I thought you were like 31 or 32 tops. I'm sorry to hear that  :'(

Can't wait for MAF's first June 2008 thread: LOL PROLE IS WEARING SOCKS WITH SANDALS


:lol :lol

OMG
Title: Re: I AM FUCKING 34 TODAY
Post by: Eel O'Brian on December 31, 2007, 01:29:39 AM
Happy Birthday!
Title: Re: I AM FUCKING 34 TODAY
Post by: T234 on December 31, 2007, 01:38:58 AM
i also wear size 34 pants :'(

Me too. I guess I can get in your pants after all.
You skinny motherfuckers!
Title: Re: I AM FUCKING 34 TODAY
Post by: xnikki118x on December 31, 2007, 02:52:07 AM
i also wear size 34 pants :'(

Me too. I guess I can get in your pants after all.
You skinny motherfuckers!

Not really. 34 is a good size for a waist. :)

Happy birthday, Drinky!
Title: Re: I AM FUCKING 34 TODAY
Post by: T234 on December 31, 2007, 03:00:37 AM
Compared with me that's pretty skinny  :(
Title: Re: I AM FUCKING 34 TODAY
Post by: T234 on December 31, 2007, 03:11:51 AM
38 here :(
Title: Re: I AM FUCKING 34 TODAY
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 31, 2007, 03:19:32 AM
i was a 32 in high school when i weighed 155 pounds!
Title: Re: I AM FUCKING 34 TODAY
Post by: Oblivion on December 31, 2007, 03:21:59 AM
Ouch.  Sorry to hear that, dude. Seems it's only gonna get worse. First to go is the hearing, then the teeth, then the eyes, and next thing you know, you're eatin tapioca and taking sponge baths.

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Seriously, tho. Happy b-day. :)
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Title: Re: I AM FUCKING 34 TODAY
Post by: TVC15 on December 31, 2007, 03:23:03 AM
(http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/5237/1203fh7.jpg)

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I lent him my wiinis today, btw.
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Title: Re: I AM FUCKING 34 TODAY
Post by: ToxicAdam on December 31, 2007, 03:27:48 AM
(http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q76/moobalot/demo/jpgpostingwitch.jpg)
Title: Re: I AM FUCKING 34 TODAY
Post by: Oblivion on December 31, 2007, 03:31:28 AM
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I lent him my wiinis today, btw.
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That was your present? Letting him borrow your system? :P

Speaking of which, I hear Amazon Japan has Wii Fit at 50% off.
Title: Re: I AM FUCKING 34 TODAY
Post by: TVC15 on December 31, 2007, 03:31:55 AM
No!  I gave him my copy of Kane and Lynch, too.
Title: Re: I AM FUCKING 34 TODAY
Post by: demi on December 31, 2007, 03:33:52 AM
(http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/1697/83613033zm6.jpg)
Title: Re: I AM FUCKING 34 TODAY
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 31, 2007, 03:34:31 AM
kane and lynch :'(
Title: Re: I AM FUCKING 34 TODAY
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on December 31, 2007, 03:35:04 AM
I bought him Scott Pilgrim 1-4
Title: Re: I AM FUCKING 34 TODAY
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 31, 2007, 03:36:02 AM
:heartbeat
Title: Re: I AM FUCKING 34 TODAY
Post by: demi on December 31, 2007, 03:39:57 AM
is it too late to give Prole gifts? i have a bunch of shitty above-average, full of variety Wii games to go along with his new toy. his daughter would love... disney princess
Title: Re: I AM FUCKING 34 TODAY
Post by: ToxicAdam on December 31, 2007, 03:41:16 AM
I bought Drinky a new mousepad:

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(http://gizmodo.com/assets/images/gallery/4/2007/12/medium_2140820153_620d19f507_o.jpg)
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Title: Re: I AM FUCKING 34 TODAY
Post by: Beezy on December 31, 2007, 03:43:02 AM
daaaaaammn.....nicca u old
Title: Re: I AM FUCKING 34 TODAY
Post by: The Sceneman on December 31, 2007, 04:09:53 AM
(http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q76/moobalot/demo/jpgpostingwitch.jpg)

lmfao
Title: Re: I AM FUCKING 34 TODAY
Post by: Powerslave on December 31, 2007, 06:36:35 AM
I bought Drinky a new mousepad:

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(http://gizmodo.com/assets/images/gallery/4/2007/12/medium_2140820153_620d19f507_o.jpg)
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those would have so much stains on em if they were mine lulz
Title: Re: I AM FUCKING 34 TODAY
Post by: Eric P on December 31, 2007, 09:12:45 AM
happy birthday.
Title: Re: I AM FUCKING 34 TODAY
Post by: DJ_Tet on December 31, 2007, 09:47:57 AM
It beats the alternative  :-*


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Usher in the New Year with Boss Ni**er!
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Title: Re: I AM FUCKING 34 TODAY
Post by: T234 on December 31, 2007, 12:32:18 PM
the 30s rock.

All hail the prole hitting 34.

you are only as old as the woman you are thinking about feeling and all that...


Happy birthday man.

i am actually on the verge of throwing out a load of japafag shit (PCE, Megadrive, etc) so if you want some gifts , let me know because living in a shoe box means stuff takes up space

Anyways, once again
Rock over London
Rock on Chigaco
The Prof
The breakfast of champions

If he don't want this stuff, I do.
Title: Re: I AM FUCKING 34 TODAY
Post by: Barry Egan on December 31, 2007, 12:49:11 PM
happy birthday Prole!
Title: Re: I AM FUCKING 34 TODAY
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on December 31, 2007, 12:50:48 PM
34? wow almost 40. Might as well move into the retirement community tomorrow.
Title: Re: I AM FUCKING 34 TODAY
Post by: bork on December 31, 2007, 12:51:52 PM
Happy Birthday, Professor!  Here's to another 34 years (and more!) of internet ownage.
Title: Re: I AM FUCKING 34 TODAY
Post by: Mupepe on December 31, 2007, 12:53:26 PM
Size 36 waist hurr


happy b day snookums
Title: Re: I AM FUCKING 34 TODAY
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 31, 2007, 12:54:04 PM
Size 36 waist hurr


happy b day snookums
I can get in your pants so easily.  :shh
Title: Re: I AM FUCKING 34 TODAY
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 31, 2007, 01:10:21 PM
i will say that women seem to take a greater interest in the flabby, surly me of 33 then they did in the insecure, cut me of 23 :-\
Title: Re: I AM FUCKING 34 TODAY
Post by: tiesto on December 31, 2007, 01:32:03 PM
I bought Drinky a new mousepad:

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A coworker of mine has that same mousepad, kind of weird for someone to have it at a place of business, you know? :P

Happy birthday, Prole... enjoy the Wii!
Title: Re: I AM FUCKING 34 TODAY
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 31, 2007, 01:34:13 PM
*points and laughs*

HAHA!  YOU WILL ALWAYS BE OLDER THAN ME!
Title: Re: I AM FUCKING 34 TODAY
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 31, 2007, 01:43:31 PM
i was gonna play the wii last night but then i looked at the stack of "games", sighed, and watched season 1 of father ted instead
Title: Re: I AM FUCKING 34 TODAY
Post by: Eric P on December 31, 2007, 01:50:52 PM
i think father ted was the right choice
Title: Re: I AM FUCKING 34 TODAY
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 31, 2007, 01:53:28 PM
i think so too
Title: Re: I AM FUCKING 34 TODAY
Post by: MCD on December 31, 2007, 02:01:51 PM
Drinky has a wii  :o
Title: Re: I AM FUCKING 34 TODAY
Post by: demi on December 31, 2007, 02:06:33 PM
he sleeps with young boys! young boys!
Title: Re: I AM FUCKING 34 TODAY
Post by: MCD on December 31, 2007, 02:08:12 PM
Shotas!   :o
Title: Re: I AM FUCKING 34 TODAY
Post by: demi on December 31, 2007, 02:08:57 PM
SHOUTA!?
Title: Re: I AM FUCKING 34 TODAY
Post by: MCD on December 31, 2007, 02:10:21 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shotacon

 :o
Title: Re: I AM FUCKING 34 TODAY
Post by: demi on December 31, 2007, 02:12:12 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/4199G4826BL._AA240_.jpg)
Title: Re: I AM FUCKING 34 TODAY
Post by: Eric P on December 31, 2007, 02:19:50 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shotacon

 :o

well my mind is blown
Title: Re: I AM FUCKING 34 TODAY
Post by: Beezy on December 31, 2007, 02:25:12 PM
Top Shottas
Title: Re: I AM FUCKING 34 TODAY
Post by: Robo on December 31, 2007, 02:34:16 PM
I AM FUCKING 34 SHOTAS TODAY
Title: Re: I AM FUCKING 34 TODAY
Post by: Rman on December 31, 2007, 10:34:47 PM
Happy Birthday, Professor.


Title: Re: I AM FUCKING 34 TODAY
Post by: bork on January 01, 2008, 11:25:14 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shotacon

 :o

I'm more creeped out by whoever it is that wrote that long Wikipedia entry.
Title: Re: I AM FUCKING 34 TODAY
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on January 01, 2008, 12:00:21 PM
Happy Birthday mang.You're superior vernacular always makes me check a dictionary.