THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Himu on December 31, 2007, 11:14:03 PM
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Me and my friend ordered pizza two and a half hours ago. About 15 minutes ago the pizza guy came, and he's like SORRY YOU HAVE TO CALL TO USE A CARD. I'm tell him "what? every other pizza place takes cards, maybe you're just distinguished mentally-challenged. I would count on it since it took you 2 fucking hours to bring my pizza. I'm not paying for this."
He says I don't get my pizza if I don't pay, and at this point I'm desperate because I'm hungry as shit. So we go to the gas station so I can go to the atm. As luck would have it, the thing is broken. I tell him and he says there's another gas station nearyby so I drive over. The guy isn't even there when I get there and doesn't show up. I go and get money from the ATM anyways. He still isn't there. So I'm like fuck it, this queef probably has some sense in him, so maybe he drove back to my friends house. He's not there.
Welp. Some teenage taco who looks llike Cheebs took off with my pizza after waiting for 2 goddamn hours. I'm trying to reach his store now, not only so I can get the cunt fired, but also so I can scream my ass off and get free pizza.
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owned, yell in their window
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Cheebs haircut strikes again.
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owned, yell in their window
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY PIZZA CUNTS
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Lol Allah hates you
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Allah is testing your faith
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The pizza must've been poisoned.
Allah loves you. :heart
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frozen pizza ftw
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I have never ordered pizza in my life.
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I am going to order a pizza into my colon using the oven, you lazy bums.
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I have never ordered pizza in my life.
You're missing out, on a lot.
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i've used an online service to order pizza for somebody in another state
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Dominos sucks.
I've never been able to use a card in person, you always have to call with it.
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I have never ordered pizza in my life.
Jesus no wonder you're so Dutch depressed
I'm just having the blues :violin
but for me it has always been about frozen pizza.
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i went to Sonic instead
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<insert drive-thru joke>
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sonic is nothin but drive-thru, and at home I have a car so I had no problem
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I wish we had Sonics in Canada.
I also wish we had Dutch girls in Canada too.
Fuck you Himuro
Fuck you dourslave
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sonic owns
but i think i like whataburger more i dunno