I would block her attempt to attack me, twist her around and embrace her lovingly from behind. Then I'd toss it in her butt - no lube - then tell her "this hurts me more than it hurts you".:lol :lol
I can not BELIEVE that a nice guy like Mups would aggravate a girl in real life so much that she had to haul off and belt him. This MUST be a hypothetical, as iOliver would say.definitely hypothetical. fighting a woman would imply I have contact with a woman
I don't believe in hitting women, so no. I would, however, grab her arms, restrain her and then rub my hairy asshole all over her face. I figure that would teach her.
You all are distinguished mentally-challenged. What if it's some martial arts expert computer hacker assassin like Maggie Q from Die Hard? Then you'd have no choice but to go all John McClane on her (punching, brawling, hitting with a car, etc.). The fact that you all underestimate how lethal the opposite sex can be will be your undoing!Well at least EB apparently has a better male to female ratio than GAF.
it's easy for a gay man to hit a woman... :P
I have three sisters, I don't think I could hit a woman.
Because you have 3 sisters?
If you have brothers would you be unable to hit a man?
Or are you a racist
You gotta preempt this sort of thing, that's why I always carry a dirty dish and a sponge. She can't hit you if she's busy cleaning! ;)
Exactly.I have three sisters, I don't think I could hit a woman.
Because you have 3 sisters?
If you have brothers would you be unable to hit a man?
Or are you a racist
He beat the shit out of his sisters so much, it's boring to him now.
You gotta preempt this sort of thing, that's why I always carry a dirty dish and a sponge. She can't hit you if she's busy cleaning! ;)post of the year (starting early)
I have three sisters, I don't think I could hit a woman.
I'm sure you would.I have three sisters, I don't think I could hit a woman.
I would gladly hit (on) your sisters.
I just said I did.I know you did.
Thanks for the confirmation.Anytime.
Wait you're not mad are you?Why would I be?
Dunno, maybe you don't like strangers talking about your sis'.
Dunno, maybe you don't like strangers talking about your sis'.
Dunno, maybe you don't like strangers talking about your sis'.You're a nerd from the internets. You're no threat :spin
Dunno, maybe you don't like strangers talking about your sis'.You're a nerd from the internets. You're no threat :spin
(http://i13.tinypic.com/82uu42r.jpg)Dunno, maybe you don't like strangers talking about your sis'.You're a nerd from the internets. You're no threat :spin
Is that a challenge?
Post their AIM/MSN whatver and watch how good the cocky&funny can work.
We can make them cheatMaybe, maybe not. You will never know. Muhahaha!
Dunno, maybe you don't like strangers talking about your sis'.You're a nerd from the internets. You're no threat :spin
Is that a challenge?
Post their AIM/MSN whatver and watch how good the cocky&funny can work.
No, it would be like hitting a small child. I'd just restrain her arms and put her on the ground before she could kick my balls. Then I'd slowly walk away backwards, just in caselike hitting a small child? fuck that. small children aren't fully aware of their actions and their impact. *smack smack*
QFT(http://i13.tinypic.com/82uu42r.jpg)Dunno, maybe you don't like strangers talking about your sis'.You're a nerd from the internets. You're no threat :spin
Is that a challenge?
Post their AIM/MSN whatver and watch how good the cocky&funny can work.
No way, I'm giving info out on the world wide web. I'm available though. :heartbeatspoiler (click to show/hide)Really, I'm not mad. Plus, One is married with kids and the other two and in long-term relationships, so you guys are no threat really. Lulz[close]
I have NEVER met a woman who hadn't cheated (unless she was ugly).
Either your sisters are ugly or they're cheaters. Which is it? Give us a shot, unless you're really afraid ;)
Your logic is flawless!(http://i13.tinypic.com/82uu42r.jpg)Dunno, maybe you don't like strangers talking about your sis'.You're a nerd from the internets. You're no threat :spin
Is that a challenge?
Post their AIM/MSN whatver and watch how good the cocky&funny can work.
No way, I'm giving info out on the world wide web. I'm available though. :heartbeatspoiler (click to show/hide)Really, I'm not mad. Plus, One is married with kids and the other two and in long-term relationships, so you guys are no threat really. Lulz[close]
I have NEVER met a woman who hadn't cheated (unless she was ugly).
Either your sisters are ugly or they're cheaters. Which is it? Give us a shot, unless you're really afraid ;)
Ha, I like you. You got spunk.Your logic is flawless!(http://i13.tinypic.com/82uu42r.jpg)Dunno, maybe you don't like strangers talking about your sis'.You're a nerd from the internets. You're no threat :spin
Is that a challenge?
Post their AIM/MSN whatver and watch how good the cocky&funny can work.
No way, I'm giving info out on the world wide web. I'm available though. :heartbeatspoiler (click to show/hide)Really, I'm not mad. Plus, One is married with kids and the other two and in long-term relationships, so you guys are no threat really. Lulz[close]
I have NEVER met a woman who hadn't cheated (unless she was ugly).
Either your sisters are ugly or they're cheaters. Which is it? Give us a shot, unless you're really afraid ;)
Too bad your sisters' morals aren't!
my msn: radiohead47@hotmail.com
Your move ;)
Synbios still lurks, god damn loser :lolI'm pretty sure it's him now.
if a woman other than my wife or daughter coldcocked me with a closed fist, they'd get a heapin' helpin' of nordic wrath come down on 'em like the fuckin' hammer of thor. i adore and respect women, but when you closed-fist punch me, your gender card gets voided.:bow :bow :bow
if a woman other than my wife or daughter coldcocked me with a closed fist, they'd get a heapin' helpin' of nordic wrath come down on 'em like the fuckin' hammer of thor. i adore and respect women, but when you closed-fist punch me, your gender card gets voided.
he's too old to fight backif a woman other than my wife or daughter coldcocked me with a closed fist, they'd get a heapin' helpin' of nordic wrath come down on 'em like the fuckin' hammer of thor. i adore and respect women, but when you closed-fist punch me, your gender card gets voided.
You let your wife man handle you?
Well I guess S&M is big in the Fatherland.
he's too old to fight backif a woman other than my wife or daughter coldcocked me with a closed fist, they'd get a heapin' helpin' of nordic wrath come down on 'em like the fuckin' hammer of thor. i adore and respect women, but when you closed-fist punch me, your gender card gets voided.
You let your wife man handle you?
Well I guess S&M is big in the Fatherland.
yeah i don't like the idea of pissing in a bag. sorry, prolehe's too old to fight backif a woman other than my wife or daughter coldcocked me with a closed fist, they'd get a heapin' helpin' of nordic wrath come down on 'em like the fuckin' hammer of thor. i adore and respect women, but when you closed-fist punch me, your gender card gets voided.
You let your wife man handle you?
Well I guess S&M is big in the Fatherland.
Mupepe lets make a suicide pack so we never become feeble like Drinky.
arvie, would you let tvc slap you around after an episode of sex butlery?I don't think slaves have a choice.
nah, i just know that my wife would have no reason to initiate a fistfight with me, and my daughter is too cute and tiny. if they had reason to coldcock me, i musta done something pretty fuckin' awful. there's no scenario where my wife would punch me where i didn't start it and thus be responsible for it. random crazy chicks, though? yikes!
arvie, would you let tvc slap you around after an episode of sex butlery?
if a woman other than my wife or daughter coldcocked me with a closed fist, they'd get a heapin' helpin' of nordic wrath come down on 'em like the fuckin' hammer of thor. i adore and respect women, but when you closed-fist punch me, your gender card gets voided.
Toxic was she a redhead?
I guess it would really depend on the woman, and the circumstances.rosie o'donnel and she's mad that you took a sausage link from her plate
if a woman other than my wife or daughter coldcocked me with a closed fist, they'd get a heapin' helpin' of nordic wrath come down on 'em like the fuckin' hammer of thor. i adore and respect women, but when you closed-fist punch me, your gender card gets voided.:bow :bow :bow
and LOL at synbios IM'ing FA
Yeah...apparently he's talking shit about TVC now too. I don't want Synbios to die, but I wouldn't miss any sleep if he found himself trapped under the weight of *G*
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I guess it would really depend on the woman, and the circumstances.rosie o'donnel and she's mad that you took a sausage link from her plate