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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Himu on January 04, 2008, 03:19:46 AM

Title: Britney is holding her children hostage apparently
Post by: Himu on January 04, 2008, 03:19:46 AM: Quote
Another ambulance, more fire trucks and several additional police cars have just rolled up to Britney's house. One person on the ground described the situation to us as "scary."

Holy Kramer vs. Kramer!

TMZ is at Britney's house in Beverly Hills as several more police cars, fire trucks, an ambulance and a police chopper have now all descended on the popwreck's humble abode. Don't let 'em git me!!

We've learned Spears has refused to turn her two sons back over to their daddy tonight, as ordered by the court. LAPD tells us they've been called to the home to deal with the family custody dispute.

Sources confirm to TMZ that K-Fed's attorney Mark Vincent Kaplan was at Britney's home earlier, but has since left.

http://www.tmz.com/

Fucking awesome.
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Post by: Vizzys on January 04, 2008, 03:31:55 AM: lol
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Post by: Kyle on January 04, 2008, 03:35:19 AM: youtube plz
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Post by: Ichirou on January 04, 2008, 03:37:14 AM: hahahaha, awesome. Hope they send the FBI in to extract the kids, providing us with fodder for some Elian Gonzalez-style photoshops.
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Post by: Ichirou on January 04, 2008, 03:40:01 AM: (http://static.taume.com/image/Britney-Spears-attack.jpg)
"AH WON'T LET YUH TAKE MUH CHILLUNS!"
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Post by: Joe Molotov on January 04, 2008, 03:50:25 AM: Oops, I did it again?
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Post by: TVC15 on January 04, 2008, 03:53:28 AM: Someone needs some valium!
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Post by: Ichirou on January 04, 2008, 03:54:07 AM: Britney is bald and fat. She's like a younger David Huckabee.
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Post by: xnikki118x on January 04, 2008, 04:04:37 AM: That was hilarious, Ichi. Again, I'm glad you're back.
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Post by: Ichirou on January 04, 2008, 04:41:01 AM: Hahahah, according to Perez Hilton, Britney was just taken away from her house tied to a gurney and then put in an ambulance and rushed to the hospital for a mental evaluation. She was apparently "under the influence" of some unspecified substance. :lol
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Post by: Candyflip on January 04, 2008, 07:04:05 AM: There's footage of it too.

[youtube=425,350]sFF_DUvGP4w[/youtube]
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Post by: Shuri on January 04, 2008, 07:17:36 AM: I'm starting to feel bad for her.
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Post by: Candyflip on January 04, 2008, 07:21:01 AM: I can't believe she's gone this crazy.
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Post by: SpudBud on January 04, 2008, 09:29:19 AM: Wow, she is crazy.
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Post by: Rman on January 04, 2008, 09:43:00 AM: I wonder if she has any "real" friends? I appears as if everyone around is just content to watch her life implode. She definitely needs some sort of intervention.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 04, 2008, 02:27:32 PM: :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
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Post by: Ichirou on January 04, 2008, 02:59:58 PM: What a fuckin' trainwreck this chick turned out to be.
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Post by: Bloodwake on January 04, 2008, 03:04:17 PM: Well, time for Britney Spears to pull a Robert Downey Jr. and disappear for a while... in a mental hospital.

But she won't come back and kick ass like Downey has and will kick.
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Post by: Ichirou on January 04, 2008, 03:06:42 PM: She's at a hospital under suicide watch now, btw.
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Post by: brawndolicious on January 04, 2008, 03:22:35 PM: I hate this gossip shit.

is anybody honestly surprised this happened? to a coke whore pop star?
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Post by: Tauntaun on January 04, 2008, 03:26:23 PM: Whatever you think about Brit, the paparazzi need to die, I was hoping for that ambulance to run them over! :punch
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Post by: FlameOfCallandor on January 04, 2008, 03:40:34 PM: I feel sorry for her too.
Title: Re: Britney is holding her children hostage apparently
Post by: Ichirou on January 04, 2008, 04:26:21 PM: Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on January 04, 2008, 03:40:34 PM
I feel sorry for her too.

There are too many people around that I legitimately feel sorry for to waste any pity on that tubby whore.