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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: MrAngryFace on January 04, 2008, 05:09:00 PM

Title: Why do songs from female country singers always involve
Post by: MrAngryFace on January 04, 2008, 05:09:00 PM: trashing their unfaithful guys car?
Title: Re: Why do songs from female country singers always involve
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 04, 2008, 05:09:59 PM: a southern man's most valued possession is his pickup truck
the threat of damage to his F350 is the only threat that carries any real weight
Title: Re: Why do songs from female country singers always involve
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 04, 2008, 05:10:36 PM: Well in the south, it does a lot more damage as a man's vehicle is also his home, and is usually where he stores all his beer.
Title: Re: Why do songs from female country singers always involve
Post by: Mandark on January 04, 2008, 05:10:50 PM: Why are you listening to these songs? You live in the Pacific northwest. There's no excuse.
Title: Re: Why do songs from female country singers always involve
Post by: jobber on January 04, 2008, 05:11:05 PM: never heard that in a song by Reba or Rissi Palmer.

vvvv

stop listening to Outlaw Country!!!!!!!!!!

listen to Starlite <3
Title: Re: Why do songs from female country singers always involve
Post by: MrAngryFace on January 04, 2008, 05:11:08 PM: satellite radio is being a jerk today :(
Title: Re: Why do songs from female country singers always involve
Post by: demi on January 04, 2008, 05:11:44 PM: i still hold the opinion that country songs are more emo than emo songs

mah wife left meeeee i need you baayyybeee

be real now, you're grown men, leave the crying to us teens

smh @ old people
Title: Re: Why do songs from female country singers always involve
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 04, 2008, 05:19:38 PM: Quote from: demi on January 04, 2008, 05:11:44 PM
leave the crying to us teens

Didn't you stop being a teen three years ago? Or is moving out of ones mom's basement a requirement to entering ones 20's?
Title: Re: Why do songs from female country singers always involve
Post by: Mupepe on January 04, 2008, 05:23:05 PM: Garth Brooks - Friends In Low Places :bow :bow :bow

Blame it all on my roots
I showed up in boots
And ruined your black tie affair
The last one to know
The last one to show
I was the last one
You thought you'd see there
And I saw the surprise
And the fear in his eyes
When I took his glass of champagne
And I toasted you
Said, honey, we may be through
But you'll never hear me complain

'Cause I've got friends in low places

Where the whiskey drowns
And the beer chases my blues away
And I'll be okay
I'm not big on social graces
Think I'll slip on down to the oasis
Oh, I've got friends in low places

Well, I guess I was wrong
I just don't belong
But then, I've been there before
Everything's all right
I'll just say goodnight
And I'll show myself to the door
Hey, I didn't mean
To cause a big scene
Just give me an hour and then
Well, I'll be as high
As that ivory tower
That you're livin' in

'Cause I've got friends in low places

Where the whiskey drowns
And the beer chases my blues away
And I'll be okay
I'm not big on social graces
Think I'll slip on down to the oasis
Oh, I've got friends in low places
Title: Re: Why do songs from female country singers always involve
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 04, 2008, 05:24:34 PM: friends in low places is good stuff
Title: Re: Why do songs from female country singers always involve
Post by: demi on January 04, 2008, 05:41:49 PM: Quote from: Father_Mike on January 04, 2008, 05:19:38 PM
Quote from: demi on January 04, 2008, 05:11:44 PM
leave the crying to us teens

Didn't you stop being a teen three years ago? Or is moving out of ones mom's basement a requirement to entering ones 20's?

i'm a young adult
Title: Re: Why do songs from female country singers always involve
Post by: Mupepe on January 04, 2008, 05:42:33 PM: Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on January 04, 2008, 05:24:34 PM
friends in low places is good stuff
*high five*
Title: Re: Why do songs from female country singers always involve
Post by: BobbyRobby on January 04, 2008, 06:06:41 PM: i love how it's supposed to be an empowering songs for girls. it's so petty. If a girl trashed my car, I'd sue her for damages.
Title: Re: Why do songs from female country singers always involve
Post by: Tauntaun on January 04, 2008, 06:08:13 PM: For the most part country music sucks rotten donkey testicles. Just my opinion. 8)
Title: Re: Why do songs from female country singers always involve
Post by: xnikki118x on January 05, 2008, 03:32:46 AM: "Friends in Low Places" is definitely a guilty pleasure. :)

The only song I know of where a chick trashes her cheating ex's car is "Before He Cheats". I don't doubt that there are more, but that's the only one that I know of.

Of course, you also have Martina McBride's "Independence Day" when she kills her husband. :)
Title: Re: Why do songs from female country singers always involve
Post by: Himu on January 05, 2008, 03:34:41 AM: honky tonk badonkadonk
Title: Re: Why do songs from female country singers always involve
Post by: Eel O'Brian on January 05, 2008, 10:33:44 AM: I like really old country music from the 30s - 50s, Western Swing, and some Johnny Cash. I don't really care for much of anything recorded after 1970, with the exception of Willie Nelson. I hated all of it for the longest time, but once I got over being a music dickhead and started really listening I began to appreciate the artistry involved.
Title: Re: Why do songs from female country singers always involve
Post by: Yeti on January 05, 2008, 03:17:11 PM: Blame it on your lyin', cheatin', cold dead beatin', two-timing, double-dealin', mean, mistreatin' lovin' heart.
Title: Re: Why do songs from female country singers always involve
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 05, 2008, 04:05:19 PM: Quote from: Dr. William Weir on January 04, 2008, 05:11:08 PM
satellite radio is being a jerk today :(

So listen to KEXP or KUOW instead.
Title: Re: Why do songs from female country singers always involve
Post by: MrAngryFace on January 05, 2008, 04:37:04 PM: fm/am is for poors
Title: Re: Why do songs from female country singers always involve
Post by: Akala on January 05, 2008, 05:10:22 PM: When I was young, I had to learn the chorus to "friends in low places" in order to be fed. This daycare my parents sent me to to required children to sing it, as a grace.

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Title: Re: Why do songs from female country singers always involve
Post by: Eric P on January 05, 2008, 08:01:53 PM: Quote from: Akala on January 05, 2008, 05:10:22 PM
When I was young, I had to learn the chorus to "friends in low places" in order to be fed. This daycare my parents sent me to to required children to sing it, as a grace.

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that's really surreal
Title: Re: Why do songs from female country singers always involve
Post by: Mupepe on January 05, 2008, 08:03:25 PM: [youtube=425,350]5WtoR9u2cnU[/youtube]
:bow :bow :bow
Title: Re: Why do songs from female country singers always involve
Post by: Mupepe on January 05, 2008, 08:05:24 PM: OH BUT I'LL BE ALRIGHT AS LONG AS THERE'S LIGHT FROM A NEON MOON

OHHH IF YOU LOSE YOUR ONE AND ONLY THERE'S ALWAYS ROOM THERE FOR THE ONLY

WATCH YOUR BROKEN DREAMS DANCE IN AND OUT OF THE BEAMS OF A NEON MOON