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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: whiteACID on October 24, 2006, 12:55:10 PM

Title: Alabama Libertarian runs for governor on boobs vs. boobs platform
Post by: whiteACID on October 24, 2006, 12:55:10 PM
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15392890/
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Loretta Nall, the Libertarian Party's write-in candidate for governor of Alabama, is campaigning on her cleavage and hoping that voters' eyes will eventually refocus on her platform.

Early in her campaign, she talked about how her misdemeanor arrest for marijuana possession in 2002 caused her to start the U.S. Marijuana Party and become an advocate for decriminalizing marijuana.

Then she entertained readers of her campaign Web site with lots of information about her personal life, including a discussion of why she doesn't wear panties.

Now her campaign is offering everything from T-shirts to marijuana stash boxes adorned with a photo of her in a dress with a plunging neckline and the words: "More of these boobs."

Below that are pictures of other candidates for governor — including Republican incumbent Bob Riley and Democratic Lt. Gov. Lucy Baxley — along with the words: "And less of these boobs."

This country is going straight down the shitter, I tell you what.
Title: Re: Alabama Libertarian runs for governor on boobs vs. boobs platform
Post by: Saint Cornelius on October 24, 2006, 12:56:24 PM
Why is it going down the shitter? This oughta be good.
Title: Re: Alabama Libertarian runs for governor on boobs vs. boobs platform
Post by: whiteACID on October 24, 2006, 12:57:07 PM
Did you click on the link and see her picture?
Title: Re: Alabama Libertarian runs for governor on boobs vs. boobs platform
Post by: whiteACID on October 24, 2006, 12:59:04 PM
If we had a serious candidate who would advocate for decrimalizing marijuana that would be a different story. But jokes like this...

I lost my train of thought
Title: Re: Alabama Libertarian runs for governor on boobs vs. boobs platform
Post by: Saint Cornelius on October 24, 2006, 01:00:13 PM
So it's bad because she's not hot? Get out of the shallow end of the gene pool, missy. You're not exactly all that either.
Title: Re: Alabama Libertarian runs for governor on boobs vs. boobs platform
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 24, 2006, 01:00:46 PM
Its hard to keep on track when youre you know, on pot lol rite ;)

im kiddin. chipotle LOLZ
Title: Re: Alabama Libertarian runs for governor on boobs vs. boobs platform
Post by: whiteACID on October 24, 2006, 01:02:55 PM
So it's bad because she's not hot? Get out of the shallow end of the gene pool, missy. You're not exactly all that either.
Jesus Christ, it's not about hot or not. She just looks like white trash. Hillary Clinton isn't hot but she looks clean-cut and professional.
Title: Re: Alabama Libertarian runs for governor on boobs vs. boobs platform
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 24, 2006, 01:03:44 PM
Yeah but Hillary is bat shit insane, I wouldnt vote for her because of that
Title: Re: Alabama Libertarian runs for governor on boobs vs. boobs platform
Post by: Saint Cornelius on October 24, 2006, 01:04:59 PM
Jesus Christ, it's not about hot or not. She just looks like white trash. Hillary Clinton isn't hot but she looks clean-cut and professional.

What the fuck does it matter? Bush has a nice haircut too, lolz
Title: Re: Alabama Libertarian runs for governor on boobs vs. boobs platform
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 24, 2006, 01:06:41 PM
She just looks like white trash.
so she's a blonde, drunken, pale, tat-sporting pothead?
Title: Re: Alabama Libertarian runs for governor on boobs vs. boobs platform
Post by: Saint Cornelius on October 24, 2006, 01:08:46 PM
All these "pothead" comments are beginning to irk me.
Title: Re: Alabama Libertarian runs for governor on boobs vs. boobs platform
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 24, 2006, 01:09:43 PM
dude. i am a friend of the kind bud. i am also pale and a drunk. i'm just pointing out a little irony here.
Title: Re: Alabama Libertarian runs for governor on boobs vs. boobs platform
Post by: Saint Cornelius on October 24, 2006, 01:10:23 PM
oh i know. but still  :pimp
Title: Re: Alabama Libertarian runs for governor on boobs vs. boobs platform
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 24, 2006, 01:20:26 PM
Everyone I know who advocates the legalization of weed already smokes it on a pretty consistant basis. I'm not saying it shouldn't be legalized (I haven't made up my mind), but it seems like it basically is to me. Especially in Ann Arbor with our weed laws lol
Title: Re: Alabama Libertarian runs for governor on boobs vs. boobs platform
Post by: whiteACID on October 24, 2006, 01:23:59 PM
We need someone who looks professional and has a good image to represent our cause. This woman just reinforces the stereotype.
Title: Re: Alabama Libertarian runs for governor on boobs vs. boobs platform
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 24, 2006, 01:24:53 PM
I dont care if its legalized or not, if people end up smoking so much they lose their jobs shame on them.

With regular tobacco cigs costing as much as they do they might as well be weed.
Title: Re: Alabama Libertarian runs for governor on boobs vs. boobs platform
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 24, 2006, 01:27:14 PM
We need someone who looks professional and has a good image to represent our cause. This woman just reinforces the stereotype.


Well why don't YOU take leadership?
Title: Re: Alabama Libertarian runs for governor on boobs vs. boobs platform
Post by: cubicle47b on October 24, 2006, 01:28:25 PM
She's Ayn Rand ugly.
Title: Re: Alabama Libertarian runs for governor on boobs vs. boobs platform
Post by: whiteACID on October 24, 2006, 01:28:46 PM
I work for the military, I can't go around advocating for the legalization of marijuana.
Title: Re: Alabama Libertarian runs for governor on boobs vs. boobs platform
Post by: Saint Cornelius on October 24, 2006, 01:29:17 PM
We need someone who looks professional and has a good image to represent our cause. This woman just reinforces the stereotype.

Give me a break. You're arguing just for the sake of arguing.

This isn't a fucking beauty contest, but I'm sure she's crying herself to sleep because a couple of beautiful people on the internet are making fun of her.
Title: Re: Alabama Libertarian runs for governor on boobs vs. boobs platform
Post by: whiteACID on October 24, 2006, 01:31:34 PM
Like I said before this has nothing to do with how beautiful she may or may not be. And I doubt she cares what anyone thinks about her.
Title: Re: Alabama Libertarian runs for governor on boobs vs. boobs platform
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 24, 2006, 01:37:16 PM
I work for the military, I can't go around advocating for the legalization of marijuana.


lolz I should report you
Title: Re: Alabama Libertarian runs for governor on boobs vs. boobs platform
Post by: Saint Cornelius on October 24, 2006, 01:37:40 PM
Like I said before this has nothing to do with how beautiful she may or may not be. And I doubt she cares what anyone thinks about her.

hard to tell from comments like

Did you click on the link and see her picture?

She just looks like white trash.

This woman just reinforces the stereotype.

Title: Re: Alabama Libertarian runs for governor on boobs vs. boobs platform
Post by: cubicle47b on October 24, 2006, 01:39:25 PM
You can be really beautiful white trash.
Title: Re: Alabama Libertarian runs for governor on boobs vs. boobs platform
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 24, 2006, 01:41:20 PM
:-*
Title: Re: Alabama Libertarian runs for governor on boobs vs. boobs platform
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 24, 2006, 01:47:08 PM
You can be really beautiful white trash.

That's news to me
Title: Re: Alabama Libertarian runs for governor on boobs vs. boobs platform
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 24, 2006, 01:53:22 PM
shut it, porkbiscuit

stop disrespecting my people
Title: Re: Alabama Libertarian runs for governor on boobs vs. boobs platform
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 24, 2006, 02:01:49 PM
I've never been to a trailer park in my life, but I've seen them. Ann Arbor is really good at hiding its poor, thus making the city look even more upper class. Trailer parks are always hidden behind hills or roads or trees.

I have been told that some of the women there are pretty cheap (as in $10 cheap), but I'm not stepping foot in a god damn trailer park, especially not to fuck someone. But maybe Drinky will give me some protection if I change my mind
Title: Re: Alabama Libertarian runs for governor on boobs vs. boobs platform
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 24, 2006, 02:07:02 PM
we'll drink some schlitz ice wihile we chillax on the hood of my '82 firebird

i'll show you my collection of vintage shotguns and then me and you and tvc'll go down his tornado cellar where we keep this city boy hogtied, my oh my he's a plumper

you kin have first go if ya likes
Title: Re: Alabama Libertarian runs for governor on boobs vs. boobs platform
Post by: Saint Cornelius on October 24, 2006, 02:09:38 PM
You're talking about Willco? Where does one sign up for this?
Title: Re: Alabama Libertarian runs for governor on boobs vs. boobs platform
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 24, 2006, 02:13:47 PM
I am no city boy!
Title: Re: Alabama Libertarian runs for governor on boobs vs. boobs platform
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 24, 2006, 02:14:17 PM
corny you keep this on the downlow
Title: Re: Alabama Libertarian runs for governor on boobs vs. boobs platform
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 24, 2006, 02:14:50 PM
Get a trailer you two
Title: Re: Alabama Libertarian runs for governor on boobs vs. boobs platform
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 24, 2006, 02:17:31 PM
we'll drink some schlitz ice wihile we chillax on the hood of my '82 firebird

i'll show you my collection of vintage shotguns and then me and you and tvc'll go down his tornado cellar where we keep this city boy hogtied, my oh my he's a plumper

you kin have first go if ya likes

I hope hes still tight hur hurs
Title: Re: Alabama Libertarian runs for governor on boobs vs. boobs platform
Post by: Cheebs on October 24, 2006, 03:12:31 PM
I read the title as "Abraham Lincoln runs for governor on boobs vs. boobs platform" :(
Title: Re: Alabama Libertarian runs for governor on boobs vs. boobs platform
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on October 24, 2006, 04:26:35 PM
I read the title as "Abraham Lincoln runs for governor on boobs vs. boobs platform" :(

Same. Dissapointment total. :-\
Title: Re: Alabama Libertarian runs for governor on boobs vs. boobs platform
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 24, 2006, 05:42:39 PM
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