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Title: Drinky Hits the Nail on the Head: WTF happened to Stephen King?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 24, 2006, 02:17:59 PM
The man used to be so good.  Salem's Lot is one of the best horror novels in American literature, and the best modern vampire story by far.  Now he pumps out pure shit; locked in eternal combat with Dean Koontz on who can churn out the most formulaic manuscripts in a morning bowel movement.
Title: Re: Drinky Hits the Nail on the Head: WTF happened to Stephen King?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 24, 2006, 02:20:44 PM
He's more of a brand now, it seems. Like a factory that churns out stuff on a consistantly mediocre basis. Sort of like EA
Title: Re: Drinky Hits the Nail on the Head: WTF happened to Stephen King?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 24, 2006, 02:22:29 PM
I think the last books of his I even moderately liked were Desperation and The Regulators, and that was more of a novelty due to the cool interlocking covers and how they used the same characters in different roles.
Title: Re: Drinky Hits the Nail on the Head: WTF happened to Stephen King?
Post by: whiteACID on October 24, 2006, 02:32:03 PM
Cell had potential, it was good at the beginning but the ending sucked.
Title: Re: Drinky Hits the Nail on the Head: WTF happened to Stephen King?
Post by: Mupepe on October 24, 2006, 04:21:35 PM
The Dark Towers series is still fucking fantastic.  Classics.
Title: Re: Drinky Hits the Nail on the Head: WTF happened to Stephen King?
Post by: BenjaminBirdie on October 24, 2006, 04:27:32 PM
I liked Cell from front to back, The Dark Tower is pretty much infallible.  I've been a lot kinder to his work than most.
Title: Re: Drinky Hits the Nail on the Head: WTF happened to Stephen King?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 24, 2006, 04:30:30 PM
I hated the first two Dark Tower books -- it's like he got all his ideas from the vastly superior Peter Straub and then railroaded them all into his horribly formulaic style. Are the later ones any better? Maybe I've simply outgrown him.

Haven't read Cell, because a) the plot idea was distinguished mentally-challenged; b) The Stand really wasn't all that good anyway; and c) I haven't liked a book he's written since The Shining. Actually, Salem's Lot, The Shining, and Carrie are the only three books he's written I feel are legitimately good.
Title: Re: Drinky Hits the Nail on the Head: WTF happened to Stephen King?
Post by: Bacon on October 24, 2006, 04:32:43 PM
Remember when he tried to remake The Shining? Haha what a taco.
Title: Re: Drinky Hits the Nail on the Head: WTF happened to Stephen King?
Post by: Mupepe on October 24, 2006, 04:41:22 PM
I hated the first two Dark Tower books -- it's like he got all his ideas from the vastly superior Peter Straub and then railroaded them all into his horribly formulaic style. Are the later ones any better? Maybe I've simply outgrown him.

Haven't read Cell, because a) the plot idea was distinguished mentally-challenged; b) The Stand really wasn't all that good anyway; and c) I haven't liked a book he's written since The Shining. Actually, Salem's Lot, The Shining, and Carrie are the only three books he's written I feel are legitimately good.
The first two are mediocre at best because they're setting everything up.  I just finished Book 6 and it's one of the best books I've ever read.  The pacing picks up tremendously around book 4.

The Stand is my best example of a "Great Idea, Horrible Execution" syndrome.  Oh god, it makes me want to punch him in the balls thinking what that book could have been.

Have you read Insomnia?  His greatest book IMO.  I love it.

And just for reference, I own every Stephen King/Other Pen Names books ever written not counting the crap that's been written in the last 3 or 4 years.  Bag of Bones and the Dark Tower books are all I've bought of his in the last 4 years or so.
Title: Re: Drinky Hits the Nail on the Head: WTF happened to Stephen King?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 24, 2006, 05:39:14 PM
Hm. Maybe I'll give the series another shot.
Title: Re: Drinky Hits the Nail on the Head: WTF happened to Stephen King?
Post by: cubicle47b on October 24, 2006, 05:45:27 PM
I thought books 5, 6, and 7 of the Dark Tower series were mediocre.  1 is alright, 2 is good, 3+4 are great, then 5 is back to okay, 6 is meh, and 7 is okay again (most of the time).

Wizard and Glass is the best of the Dark Tower books IMO.