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Title: What video game system should I own?
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 08, 2008, 03:41:58 PM
(http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/6989/consolechartyr2.jpg)
Title: Re: What video game system should I own?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 08, 2008, 03:43:25 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: What video game system should I own?
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 08, 2008, 04:02:29 PM
Nice.
Title: Re: What video game system should I own?
Post by: AdmiralViscen on January 08, 2008, 04:22:35 PM
:lol
Title: Re: What video game system should I own?
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on January 08, 2008, 04:25:27 PM
Nice.
Title: Re: What video game system should I own?
Post by: hyp on January 08, 2008, 05:03:23 PM
*applause*
Title: Re: What video game system should I own?
Post by: Rman on January 08, 2008, 05:05:52 PM
 :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: What video game system should I own?
Post by: Eel O'Brian on January 08, 2008, 05:07:52 PM
"acurate"
Title: Re: What video game system should I own?
Post by: The Sceneman on January 08, 2008, 05:11:27 PM
thats pretty funny

did you make it Patel?

has it been posted on the gaming age forum yet? they will probably ban you for 'ps3 trolling'
Title: Re: What video game system should I own?
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 08, 2008, 05:12:58 PM
I found it on Digg, and it's not on GAF yet afaik
Title: Re: What video game system should I own?
Post by: ToxicAdam on January 08, 2008, 05:16:44 PM
 :lol


That's great.



http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=9235609#post9235609


Do I get banned ... watch and find out.

Title: Re: What video game system should I own?
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 08, 2008, 05:21:37 PM
oh snap

if I'd know you were gonna post it I woulda redone it in Visio so it doesn't look like crap
Title: Re: What video game system should I own?
Post by: The Sceneman on January 08, 2008, 05:24:26 PM
oh man I was gonna post it, lets see the lulz roll on in

several sfags will come out of the woodwork I betcha
Title: Re: What video game system should I own?
Post by: The Sceneman on January 08, 2008, 05:26:54 PM
wtf, GAF keeps getting worse and worse

wonderful posts here

"dumb"

"okay"

"nice knowing you"

why dont these pricks have a sense of humor?
Title: Re: What video game system should I own?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 08, 2008, 05:29:47 PM
Wow, GAF is seriously lacking a sense of humor.
Title: Re: What video game system should I own?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 08, 2008, 05:30:24 PM
why did you get banned for that post
Title: Re: What video game system should I own?
Post by: The Sceneman on January 08, 2008, 05:30:39 PM
I would back this up on GAF but I got banned today for this: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=9165384&postcount=203 (http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=9165384&postcount=203)


P.S. Andrews is a taco.

how did you get banned for that? stating your opinion on a videogame?!
Title: Re: What video game system should I own?
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 08, 2008, 05:33:26 PM
dammit and I just finished it

(http://i12.tinypic.com/86k0ohv.gif)
Title: Re: What video game system should I own?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 08, 2008, 05:36:11 PM
missing an arrow

you fail at visio!
Title: Re: What video game system should I own?
Post by: hyp on January 08, 2008, 05:36:24 PM
geez, gaf is so sensitive.

eb > gaf
Title: Re: What video game system should I own?
Post by: hyp on January 08, 2008, 05:36:53 PM
i like the old one better patel...  comic sans makes it even more epic.
Title: Re: What video game system should I own?
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 08, 2008, 05:37:54 PM
missing an arrow

you fail at visio!

that's because "yes" is always a lie

 :'(
Title: Re: What video game system should I own?
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 08, 2008, 05:40:01 PM
fixed!

in my defense, I've never used Visio before
Title: Re: What video game system should I own?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 08, 2008, 05:42:04 PM
add a branch under "do you have no friends" called "do you lack morals" and for "yes" put "buy a psp"
Title: Re: What video game system should I own?
Post by: Rman on January 08, 2008, 05:45:08 PM
Jeez, Drinky, was GAF always this uptight?
Title: Re: What video game system should I own?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 08, 2008, 05:48:16 PM
no idea, but that's the twee-est i've seen them be yet, i think

buncha butthurt uptight nerdlingers

saint c was right :bow :bow
Title: Re: What video game system should I own?
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 08, 2008, 05:50:18 PM
I'll let you post this one on GAF:

(http://i3.tinypic.com/850u45i.gif)

Title: Re: What video game system should I own?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 08, 2008, 05:50:50 PM
awesome!
Title: Re: What video game system should I own?
Post by: ToxicAdam on January 08, 2008, 05:54:24 PM
I love GAF, but man is the gaming side a bunch of dull pricks.

 :lol
Title: Re: What video game system should I own?
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 08, 2008, 05:56:33 PM
yeah, I was expecting some whinery, but nothing on THIS scale
Title: Re: What video game system should I own?
Post by: demi on January 08, 2008, 05:57:27 PM
(http://addybojangles.ehost-services110.com/chart.jpg)

I don't get this one - is he referring to rental services?

edit: oh nvm, it's a red ring joke, it's not funny when you gotta explain the joke in the other box...
Title: Re: What video game system should I own?
Post by: Rman on January 08, 2008, 05:57:56 PM
And they wonder why they don't have friends.
Title: Re: What video game system should I own?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 08, 2008, 05:59:48 PM
what killer apps does the ps3 have in 2008? hell, what new features can it actually enable with its budget gpu and broken half-assed waggle?
Title: Re: What video game system should I own?
Post by: demi on January 08, 2008, 06:01:00 PM
He also left out Home and it's trophies... but you don't need a sonytard like me to point that out :shh
Title: Re: What video game system should I own?
Post by: AdmiralViscen on January 08, 2008, 06:06:38 PM
I would back this up on GAF but I got banned today for this: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=9165384&postcount=203 (http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=9165384&postcount=203)


P.S. Andrews is a taco.

how did you get banned for that? stating your opinion on a videogame?!

Quote from: dante786
Dude, stop posting in the thread, you've become a joke, I hope thats what you honestly intended, reading over the last page its almost impossible to imagine you think you should be taken seriously. 

In regards to seeing people fired over scathing ps3 reviews, what ps3 games have come out and been trashed in reviews???  Lair is the only one that comes to mind, and the general concesus among almost ALL reviewers and regular gamers is that the game was simply not any good. 

Bioshock on the other hand has been met with universal acclaim by critics, and by regular average joe real life gamers everywhere.  The fact that you would try to drag that obvious AAA game into this is really pathetic, I guess it was more unique than just using Halo 3. 

Face it SDF...the ps3 currently has LESS AAA EXCLUSIVES THAN 360.  I own all systems....yeah, im playing that card, because its the truth....right now, the AAA ps3 games that have come out this fall season have been ratchet and uncharted.  Period.  You can argue how great they are, but the general feeling is that both games are pretty great.  Thats it.  They were both reviewed very well, around 90 percent. 

What more do you want, really? 

I'd like to apologize to all the level headed posters in here for this rant, but the implications of gerstmann being fired for this really should not be a platform for bitching about how ps3 is treated unfairly.  I'm more concerned about the fact that I actually used to put a lot of faith into cnet reviews of tons of tech products, all of which are now essentially worthless I guess.

Quote from: dante786
I haven't played Warhawk, but I have heard tons of good things, and it certainly was very well received.  Some will hold the total lack of any single player against it, but thats not what it was designed for and supposedly it does what it does admirably. 

Not familiar with folklore, but opinions on that game seem to be more mixed, I dont have a valid opinion to offer, but I'm sure you love it and it may well be a very good game, I'm just singling out big name, (near)universally acclaimed games.  Like uncharted or bioshock.  Again, Heavenly Sword seems to have a lot of complaints leveled against it, whether stemming from a brief campaign or certain mechanics.  I haven't played the full game so I can't really comment.

My main point, however, is that I think the bias against ps3 has been grossly exagerrated, since all the games that were mentioned by either of us have been well received.

Permaban. Half of his last 30 posts or so were extolling Uncharted and Ratchet in their official threads btw.
Title: Re: What video game system should I own?
Post by: Himu on January 08, 2008, 06:16:37 PM
fucking awesome
Title: Re: What video game system should I own?
Post by: AdmiralViscen on January 08, 2008, 06:17:48 PM
Just showing another bullshit ban involving the Sony zoo crew getting a well-meaning dude lynched.

You're not perma are you?
Title: Re: What video game system should I own?
Post by: Shuri on January 08, 2008, 06:29:03 PM
wow, console wars bullshit. Interesting.
Title: Re: What video game system should I own?
Post by: Eel O'Brian on January 08, 2008, 06:29:40 PM
That "killer apps" one is lulz for unintended reasons.  as a joke it sucks, too wordy.

comedy must strike like cobra - precise, accurate, and dripping with venom
Title: Re: What video game system should I own?
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 08, 2008, 06:41:04 PM
Yeah, gaming side fucking sucks nuts.  I was banned in that fucking horrible "Trico" thread for saying that, um, Team Ico games aren't that good.  The information describing the third game sounded exactly like SotC, so I said it sounds as if the game will be boring and will suck.  And I was banned.

grumble
Title: Re: What video game system should I own?
Post by: y2kev on January 08, 2008, 06:44:08 PM
Yeah, gaming side fucking sucks nuts.  I was banned in that fucking horrible "Trico" thread for saying that, um, Team Ico games aren't that good.  The information describing the third game sounded exactly like SotC, so I said it sounds as if the game will be boring and will suck.  And I was banned.

grumble

that's because you suck, dude
Title: Re: What video game system should I own?
Post by: demi on January 08, 2008, 06:45:54 PM
that's because team ico sucks, dude
Title: Re: What video game system should I own?
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 08, 2008, 06:50:26 PM
Yeah, gaming side fucking sucks nuts.  I was banned in that fucking horrible "Trico" thread for saying that, um, Team Ico games aren't that good.  The information describing the third game sounded exactly like SotC, so I said it sounds as if the game will be boring and will suck.  And I was banned.

grumble

that's because you suck, dude

Y2K, I love you, but both Ico and SotC are glitchy and clunky messes.  There's a difference between having awesome art direction (which both games have, I want to make that clear) and having a game play well.  Those two games only succeed in art and music.  They both play like garbage.  Don't tell me you didn't want to rip your balls off trying to fight your way around the control system of SotC.
Title: Re: What video game system should I own?
Post by: y2kev on January 08, 2008, 06:57:37 PM
Yeah, gaming side fucking sucks nuts.  I was banned in that fucking horrible "Trico" thread for saying that, um, Team Ico games aren't that good.  The information describing the third game sounded exactly like SotC, so I said it sounds as if the game will be boring and will suck.  And I was banned.

grumble

that's because you suck, dude

Y2K, I love you, but both Ico and SotC are glitchy and clunky messes.  There's a difference between having awesome art direction (which both games have, I want to make that clear) and having a game play well.  Those two games only succeed in art and music.  They both play like garbage.  Don't tell me you didn't want to rip your balls off trying to fight your way around the control system of SotC.

you suck
Title: Re: What video game system should I own?
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 08, 2008, 06:59:48 PM
 :'(
Title: Re: What video game system should I own?
Post by: The Sceneman on January 08, 2008, 07:01:57 PM
nah I think you suck in this instance, Team Ico are fucking shit
Title: Re: What video game system should I own?
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 08, 2008, 07:02:04 PM
at least here on EB we can tell BrandNew he sucks without fear of a ban

EDIT: and Scenester
Title: Re: What video game system should I own?
Post by: hyp on January 08, 2008, 07:05:30 PM
Jesus pretty soon GAF will be whining about how the kid down the street runs his lawnmower too loud and how the negro mailman is stealing coupon booklets.

 :lol :lol :lol

you made me choke on my water.
Title: Re: What video game system should I own?
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 08, 2008, 07:06:29 PM
at least here on EB we can tell BrandNew he sucks without fear of a ban

EDIT: and Scenester

 :'( :'(
Title: Re: What video game system should I own?
Post by: hyp on January 08, 2008, 07:07:09 PM
at least here on EB we can tell BrandNew he sucks without fear of a ban

EDIT: and Scenester

 :'( :'(

don't be sad.  we can also hump each other furiously.   :hump :hump :hump
Title: Re: What video game system should I own?
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 08, 2008, 08:16:45 PM
:lol


That's great.



http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=9235609#post9235609


Do I get banned ... watch and find out.



Haha, that was worth it just to see all the console kiddies at GAF get all butthurt.
Title: Re: What video game system should I own?
Post by: demi on January 08, 2008, 08:22:47 PM
we are above the age of 12 so none of us posted it on 7chan, dweeb
Title: Re: What video game system should I own?
Post by: Mana Knight on January 08, 2008, 08:39:35 PM
(http://addybojangles.ehost-services110.com/chart.jpg)

I don't get this one - is he referring to rental services?

edit: oh nvm, it's a red ring joke, it's not funny when you gotta explain the joke in the other box...
I love that one.  Really cracks me up.

Well, anyway, the original one (yes I saw that on another forum) is pretty funny to me.  I have no friends and I like PS3.  Makes a lot of sense. ;)
Title: Re: What video game system should I own?
Post by: Vizzys on January 08, 2008, 08:42:05 PM
yes, yes it does
Title: Re: What video game system should I own?
Post by: AdmiralViscen on January 08, 2008, 08:48:51 PM
PD in the GAF thread :lol
Title: Re: What video game system should I own?
Post by: y2kev on January 08, 2008, 09:06:26 PM
at least here on EB we can tell BrandNew he sucks without fear of a ban

EDIT: and Scenester

they both suck a big PENIS
Title: Re: What video game system should I own?
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 08, 2008, 09:09:45 PM
Y2k, all the games you've ever liked in your entire lifetime are bad
Title: Re: What video game system should I own?
Post by: The Sceneman on January 08, 2008, 09:19:55 PM
at least here on EB we can tell BrandNew he sucks without fear of a ban

EDIT: and Scenester

they both suck a big PENIS

says the man with the Hotel Dusk avatar, try explaining that

BURN

:piss kev
Title: Re: What video game system should I own?
Post by: y2kev on January 08, 2008, 09:21:48 PM
1. i like all games except The Darkness
2. second time i got burned by the hotel dusk avatar
Title: Re: What video game system should I own?
Post by: demi on January 08, 2008, 09:23:25 PM
1. i like all games except The Darkness

i think that is the PROBLEM
Title: Re: What video game system should I own?
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on January 08, 2008, 09:35:09 PM
I would back this up on GAF but I got banned today for this: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=9165384&postcount=203 (http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=9165384&postcount=203)


P.S. Andrews is a taco.


Got to stay away from that groupthink!  Right evilore?  Right?

If they want to ban shit like that then they need to open their god damn eyes and make that a universal rule that applies to everyone.  Hell, look at people like Ookiespookie or Intermoniker...free fucking fanboy reign.  If they were anything but Sony-bots they would've been tagged and/or banned a long time ago.
Title: Re: What video game system should I own?
Post by: The Sceneman on January 08, 2008, 09:36:11 PM
fess up time: I have completed Hotel Dusk  :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

I have to admit, the bit where Kyle drinks at the bar is hilarious
Title: Re: What video game system should I own?
Post by: Eel O'Brian on January 08, 2008, 09:57:37 PM
OokieSpokie got a courtesy ban for his cumulative fanboy bullshit in that HD wars thread, but he came back as fervent as ever, baptized in in his own gelatinous jizzum over that Warner announcement