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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Joe Molotov on January 09, 2008, 01:03:03 AM

Title: Will you see In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale this friday?
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 09, 2008, 01:03:03 AM
I will.  :-*

With Jason Statham teaming up with John Rhys-Davies to battle the evil Matthew Lillard and Ray Liotta and save Burt Reynold's kingdom in Uwe Boll's first full-fledged Sword & Sorcery epic, this promises to the the most spectacular camp-fest of the decade!
Title: Re: Will you see In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale this friday?
Post by: Ichirou on January 09, 2008, 01:03:31 AM
Leelee Sobieski's in it.  She's hot in a young Helen Hunt kinda way.

She's also an accomplished poet:

This Day And All The Rest
by Leelee Sobieski

One day.
One.
More than another.
The other,
that day,
those people,
too many,
too personal,
but not.
People you know know,
but you yourself know not.
Crashing down,
all frown,
hurting,
walking,
silently screaming,
slowly running,
often feeling nothing.
Seeing the lucky ones fleeing,
seeing those trapped inside.
Cry.
Cry.
It's OK.
It's not OK.
Smile if it's natural
Feel alive.
The president speaks,
The situation reeks an act of war.
I enter my room, close the door
Sit here.
Here where buildings do not fall to the floor.
we young will experience much more
future, liberty, the freedom to mope about in poetry.
My brother I love you.
Old friends and family too.
Safe for now glad to know I'm alive with all of you.
Feel what is real feel later heal.
One.
One person feeling the same as all the rest.
Please let us act and do what is best.
Title: Re: Will you see In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale this friday?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 09, 2008, 01:08:39 AM
Could be the greatest Matthew Lilliard(sp?) movie of all-time!
Title: Re: Will you see In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale this friday?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 09, 2008, 01:13:46 AM
this will be the blurst movie of all time

i'm so there
Title: Re: Will you see In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale this friday?
Post by: HyperZoneWasAwesome on January 09, 2008, 01:32:56 AM
I'm slightly disappointed that White Man still hasn't posted in this thread yet, but I'm also pretty sure he already bought his tickets at least a month in advance.
Title: Re: Will you see In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale this friday?
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 09, 2008, 01:53:34 AM
I was at Best Buy today and they had one of those Free Ticket/DVD Promos for it. I was tempted to buy Road House SE to get it.   :hyper
Title: Re: Will you see In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale this friday?
Post by: cubicle47b on January 09, 2008, 02:01:26 AM
I'll be driving on Friday / Saturday but if it's playing I'll see it on Sunday.  If it can be as awesomely bad as House of the Dead was, omg.
Title: Re: Will you see In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale this friday?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 09, 2008, 02:11:36 AM
smh

Persepolis is coming out, yet people want to see this intead?

smh
Title: Re: Will you see In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale this friday?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 09, 2008, 02:16:00 AM
persepolis is arty-mcfarty "oh oh oh it's hard growing up as an arab woman oh oh"

dungeon siege is an UWE BOLL production featuring BURT FUCKING REYNOLDS
Title: Re: Will you see In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale this friday?
Post by: ToxicAdam on January 09, 2008, 02:18:23 AM
When I first watched LOTR  years ago ... I floated out of the movie theatre thinking about all the GREAT fantasy movies that were going to be made in it's successful wake. Every summer I would be able to count an another adaption of a book I read as a kid.


Here I am ... years later .. posting in this thread.

 :-\
Title: Re: Will you see In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale this friday?
Post by: MrAngryFace on January 09, 2008, 02:18:58 AM
I liked house of the dead, so I will watch this if I can
Title: Re: Will you see In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale this friday?
Post by: TVC15 on January 09, 2008, 02:22:28 AM
It is my birthday next week.  We should do a  BIRFDAY EVENT.  Surely seeing this on the day I turn 27 will mean a year's worth of good blessings.
Title: Re: Will you see In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale this friday?
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 09, 2008, 02:38:24 AM
smh

Persepolis is coming out, yet people want to see this intead?

smh

Get out of my thread with that, this thread is for reveling in gratuitous B-movie awesomeness only. Maybe when Persepolis is showing on more that a dozen screens then you can have your own thread about that.
Title: Re: Will you see In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale this friday?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 09, 2008, 02:52:12 AM
It is my birthday next week.  We should do a  BIRFDAY EVENT.  Surely seeing this on the day I turn 27 will mean a year's worth of good blessings.

this is a good idea. let me schedule a morale event!
Title: Re: Will you see In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale this friday?
Post by: MrAngryFace on January 09, 2008, 02:53:46 AM
lol
Title: Re: Will you see In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale this friday?
Post by: Eric P on January 09, 2008, 08:33:31 AM
persepolis is arty-mcfarty "oh oh oh it's hard growing up as an arab woman oh oh"

just a point of contention here, persian not arab.
Title: Re: Will you see In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale this friday?
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 09, 2008, 08:44:09 AM
When I first watched LOTR  years ago ... I floated out of the movie theatre thinking about all the GREAT fantasy movies that were going to be made in it's successful wake. Every summer I would be able to count an another adaption of a book I read as a kid.


Here I am ... years later .. posting in this thread.

 :-\

lol owned
Title: Re: Will you see In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale this friday?
Post by: T-Short on January 09, 2008, 09:35:13 AM
persepolis is arty-mcfarty "oh oh oh it's hard growing up as an arab woman oh oh"

dungeon siege is an UWE BOLL production featuring BURT FUCKING REYNOLDS
The man makes a good case
Title: Re: Will you see In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale this friday?
Post by: Tauntaun on January 09, 2008, 11:05:17 AM
I'll be seeing it, sometime.
Title: Re: Will you see In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale this friday?
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 09, 2008, 12:50:23 PM
persepolis is arty-mcfarty "oh oh oh it's hard growing up as an arab woman oh oh"

just a point of contention here, persian not arab.

see how hard it is?? people don't even know what country you're from.