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Title: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: Himu on January 09, 2008, 06:28:58 PM: gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
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Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: bud on January 09, 2008, 06:30:37 PM: they have to sell this game somehow.
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: Himu on January 09, 2008, 06:31:31 PM: :lol :lol
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: demi on January 09, 2008, 06:33:14 PM: Those pics look good, might just buy this
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: Eel O'Brian on January 09, 2008, 06:34:45 PM: actually the vader looks pretty cool

yoda not so much

he'll be like gon in tekken, fuckin cheap character to use
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: Rman on January 09, 2008, 06:36:06 PM: WHHHHAAAAAAATTT?!
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: Vizzys on January 09, 2008, 06:36:08 PM: awesome too bad you wont be able to cut off body parts

edit: this is far less gay than adding link or that tekken guy
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: Eel O'Brian on January 09, 2008, 06:42:02 PM: well, to be fair, it's a pretty gay game to begin with
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: bud on January 09, 2008, 06:42:47 PM: Quote from: Eel_O_Brian on January 09, 2008, 06:42:02 PM
well, to be fair, it's a pretty gay game to begin with

bububu big boobs
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: Vizzys on January 09, 2008, 06:47:56 PM: Quote from: ParticleReality on January 09, 2008, 06:36:44 PM
No come on this is the gayest shit ever. Couldn't they get like Spawn or someone from tekken? Seriously how the fuck did they even get involved in Soul Caliber? STOP RUINING THE LEGACY YOU JAPANESE ASSHOLES.

star wars is like 1 billion times less gay

tekken is major homo
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: bud on January 09, 2008, 06:48:29 PM: t3 :bow
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: MrAngryFace on January 09, 2008, 06:52:16 PM: hahahaha oh jesus
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 09, 2008, 06:53:56 PM: What in the hell
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: hyp on January 09, 2008, 06:56:23 PM: namco needs to put pac-man in this game. :rock
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 09, 2008, 07:02:57 PM: what.

well, at least it's not Necron.
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: trh on January 09, 2008, 07:07:37 PM: i am laughing my ass off, this is awesome. they look great too
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: Eel O'Brian on January 09, 2008, 07:09:06 PM: they need to put a nude raquel welch circa 1969 in there, and maybe serpico, i mean you know just go fucking nuts, i'd buy it
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: tiesto on January 09, 2008, 07:12:37 PM: This is the lamest shit I've ever seen, I thought Spawn was bad but this takes the cake :yuck
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: Vizzys on January 09, 2008, 07:18:44 PM: spawn was way better than the alternatives

who bought the ps2 version for heihachi

nobody i hope
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: MCD on January 09, 2008, 07:21:10 PM: Quote from: tiesto on January 09, 2008, 07:12:37 PM
This is the lamest shit I've ever seen, I thought Spawn was bad but this takes the cake :yuck
Spawn was excellent IMO

and that because his design fit in the SC universe.
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: Eel O'Brian on January 09, 2008, 07:21:44 PM: they should put john travolta in his saturday night fever outfit, he could boogie you to death
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: abrader on January 09, 2008, 07:29:39 PM: I actually like it - iv never been able to play a game as darth vadar! I bet the breathing sounds are wkyd...and I love to see his special moves and combos...
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: abrader on January 09, 2008, 07:29:54 PM: Fukk yoda tho :(
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 09, 2008, 07:35:06 PM: Quote from: McDragon on January 09, 2008, 07:21:10 PM
Quote from: tiesto on January 09, 2008, 07:12:37 PM
This is the lamest shit I've ever seen, I thought Spawn was bad but this takes the cake :yuck
Spawn was excellent IMO

and that because his design fit in the SC universe.

Holy shit, someone who agrees with me.

Anyway, SC2 apparently started the lameless and this is just a new level.
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: abrader on January 09, 2008, 07:35:57 PM: OMFG!!!

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Soul Edge to be in StarWars EP 7????
[close]
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: bork on January 09, 2008, 07:41:44 PM: :yuck

Spawn did not fit in with Soul Calibur II, but that game will always be permanently tainted due to the presence of Todd McFarlene's other character, "Necrid," being present. Heichachi being a Namco character might have fit in better if he had a damn weapon. Link was a cool bonus in the GC version, I think. He fit in better than I would have thought, and his play style survived in a way as the thief style in SC3. I would have preferred no bonus characters in the end.

Now it's fucking Star Wars in a game set in the 1600s? Light Sabers? FUCKING YODA? HUH?
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 09, 2008, 07:42:31 PM: Yea, Necrid was worse than any of those extra characters. What a piece of shit.
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: Trent Dole on January 09, 2008, 07:44:24 PM: Quote from: ParticleReality on January 09, 2008, 06:36:44 PM
No come on this is the gayest shit ever. Couldn't they get like Spawn or someone from tekken? Seriously how the fuck did they even get involved in Soul Caliber? STOP RUINING THE LEGACY YOU JAPANESE ASSHOLES.
Lucas already ruined it himself with Eps I-III. :shh
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: MCD on January 09, 2008, 07:45:20 PM: necrid lol
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 09, 2008, 08:16:49 PM: They are desperate for some sells.
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: Eric P on January 09, 2008, 08:17:34 PM: ok i'm happy to see i'm not the only one who found this lame
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: Oblivion on January 09, 2008, 08:25:41 PM: What they did for SCII, I could understand, but this sort of thing seems to just be out of NOWHERE.

Hope they make Ivy's boobs bigger to compensate.
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on January 09, 2008, 08:33:37 PM: Darth Vader is cool, but there's no way in hell the game's going to be balanced with little 'ol Yoda in there. That guy in GAF who hopes for a "no Star Wars" option for online play is spot-on.
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: Ichirou on January 09, 2008, 09:14:45 PM: This is pretty kewl.
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: hyp on January 09, 2008, 09:20:15 PM: Quote from: Kotaku
The recently announced guest appearances of Darth Vader and Yoda in Soulcalibur IV come with a catch—each release will feature a console exclusive Star Wars character, with Darth Vader playable only in the PlayStation 3 version, Yoda playable only in the Xbox 360 version. Yes, you'll be able to enjoy pitting light saber against sword, but you may not be able to actually have a Yoda versus Darth battle unless Namco Bandai and LucasArts decide to make them available via downloadable content.

just include both you fucking whores.

green and black.. oh i get it! ::)
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 09, 2008, 09:23:15 PM: Quote from: Ichirou on January 09, 2008, 09:14:45 PM
This is pretty kewl.

Gayest sentence I've ever read.
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: Ichirou on January 09, 2008, 09:24:34 PM: Guess I'm getting the PS3 version. What can I say, I'm pretty gay for pre-Hayden Christensen Darth Vader.
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: abrader on January 09, 2008, 09:26:59 PM: isnt this about as out of place as Solid Snake in smash brothers?

Anyway - glad im getting the PS3 edition...

vadar >>> yoda
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: hyp on January 09, 2008, 09:29:27 PM: Quote from: abrader on January 09, 2008, 09:26:59 PM
Anyway - glad im getting the PS3 edition...

vadar >>> yoda

..............................
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 09, 2008, 09:29:48 PM: ...
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on January 09, 2008, 09:30:57 PM: OMG A VIDEO IS UP!!

http://www.soulcalibur.com/
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: abrader on January 09, 2008, 09:33:42 PM: vadar is amazing!
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 09, 2008, 09:35:06 PM: This is distinguished mentally-challenged. Wouldn't the lightsaber just cut through everything?

Also, who would buy the Xbox 360 over the PS3 version? Vader > Yoda. PS3 KILLER APP CONFIRMED.
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: Rman on January 09, 2008, 09:35:26 PM: Dante at GAF said that the you might be able to buy the non-native SW character via XBL/PSN. That would suck.

Paying for secret characters >:(

But, then again, I don't know where he got his info.
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: abrader on January 09, 2008, 09:35:51 PM: ITs like I dont see how you guys get all angry like - "OMG its so out of place!!!"

ITs not a game about history its bloody soul calibur! Where a 90 lb girl can take a smash from a 200 lb axe and keep on juke-in.

I personally am very entertained by this and cant wait to play vadar.
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: abrader on January 09, 2008, 09:36:33 PM: Quote from: Willco on January 09, 2008, 09:35:06 PM
This is distinguished mentally-challenged. Wouldn't the lightsaber just cut through everything?

Also, who would buy the Xbox 360 over the PS3 version? Vader > Yoda. PS3 KILLER APP CONFIRMED.

ITs a video game - by a coinop company at that!
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: Ichirou on January 09, 2008, 09:37:44 PM: It's not VADAR it's VADER. :maf
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 09, 2008, 09:38:14 PM: It is out of place. Being a videogame doesn't excuse it for breaking the rules setup in its own individual universe. It's extremely out of place. The only folks I can see being excited about this are the same 'tards who wet their pants when Link was playable - distinguished mentally-challenged fellows, basically.
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: Ecrofirt on January 09, 2008, 09:38:32 PM: Uh, how the hell does the lightsaber not cause an instant win in matches?
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: abrader on January 09, 2008, 09:38:43 PM: semantics - somantics ;P

color - colour

shop - shoppe
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 09, 2008, 09:39:17 PM: Quote from: Ecrofirt on January 09, 2008, 09:38:32 PM
Uh, how the hell does the lightsaber not cause an instant win in matches?

Exactly.
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: demi on January 09, 2008, 09:40:40 PM: Where were you guys when Masters of Teras Kesai was out? lol, nerds
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: Ichirou on January 09, 2008, 09:41:36 PM: Quote from: abrader on January 09, 2008, 09:38:43 PM
semantics - somantics ;P

color - colour

shop - shoppe

Whatever, ABRADAR.

Your poor spelling shall be the death of you.

I am sure others have told you this before.
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: Rman on January 09, 2008, 09:41:54 PM: Quote from: Ecrofirt on January 09, 2008, 09:38:32 PM
Uh, how the hell does the lightsaber not cause an instant win in matches?

Think about it. How the hell do sharpened katanas and zweihanders don't cause instant wins either?
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: abrader on January 09, 2008, 09:42:56 PM: Quote from: Willco on January 09, 2008, 09:38:14 PM
It is out of place. Being a videogame doesn't excuse it for breaking the rules setup in its own individual universe. It's extremely out of place. The only folks I can see being excited about this are the same 'tards who wet their pants when Link was playable - distinguished mentally-challenged fellows, basically.

With all due respect - yes it is excused - this is Soul Caliber we are talking here! The more far out the better.....more nuclear titties please!

Also why insult ? MAny people who are far from distinguished mentally-challenged want this.
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: abrader on January 09, 2008, 09:44:40 PM: Quote from: Ichirou on January 09, 2008, 09:41:36 PM
Quote from: abrader on January 09, 2008, 09:38:43 PM
semantics - somantics ;P

color - colour

shop - shoppe

Whatever, ABRADAR.

Your poor spelling shall be the death of you.

I am sure others have told you this before.

If you can scrape together around $10,000 I will mail you some of my used worn boxer-shorts so you can sniff them.
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 09, 2008, 09:45:26 PM: The original Soul Calibur :bow :bow

I might be done with the series now. I got bored with 3 pretty quickly. I didn't play much with friends though.
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: Rman on January 09, 2008, 09:46:38 PM: Same here. The original Soul Calibur on DC was pure hotness.
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: abrader on January 09, 2008, 09:46:49 PM: Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 09, 2008, 09:45:26 PM
The original Soul Calibur :bow :bow

I might be done with the series now. I got bored with 3 pretty quickly. I didn't play much with friends though.

IT really sux against the AI - and those extra quest modes they add are ass.....

So yeah - Noone should buy this unless they will play with friends - its straight outa coin-op-ton.
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 09, 2008, 09:47:37 PM: AND THE SOUL STILL BURNS

Even 2 I didn't love anywhere near as much as the first. God, that game MADE me get a fucking Dreamcast.
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 09, 2008, 09:47:39 PM: Soul Calibur was fantastic and an amazing improvement over Soul Edge. Soul Calibur III was pretty good too. But, yeah, I think I'm done with this series now. This is scraping the bottom of the Hot Topic barrel.
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: Rman on January 09, 2008, 09:47:50 PM: Quote from: abrader on January 09, 2008, 09:46:49 PM
Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 09, 2008, 09:45:26 PM
The original Soul Calibur :bow :bow

I might be done with the series now. I got bored with 3 pretty quickly. I didn't play much with friends though.

IT really sux against the AI - and those extra quest modes they add are ass.....

So yeah - Noone should buy this unless they will play with friends - its straight outa coin-op-ton.

I liked the quest modes myself.
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 09, 2008, 09:49:10 PM: TWO GREAT SERIES DESTROYED IN 2008

R.I.P. BURNOUT
R.I.P. SOUL CALIBUR
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: abrader on January 09, 2008, 09:49:33 PM: Quote from: Rman on January 09, 2008, 09:47:50 PM
Quote from: abrader on January 09, 2008, 09:46:49 PM
Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 09, 2008, 09:45:26 PM
The original Soul Calibur :bow :bow

I might be done with the series now. I got bored with 3 pretty quickly. I didn't play much with friends though.

IT really sux against the AI - and those extra quest modes they add are ass.....

So yeah - Noone should buy this unless they will play with friends - its straight outa coin-op-ton.

I liked the quest modes myself.

I personally like the tekken and mortal kombat add ons best.....
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 09, 2008, 09:50:01 PM: Star Wars kills yet another franchise (the first being Star Wars).
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: abrader on January 09, 2008, 09:51:56 PM: Quote from: Willco on January 09, 2008, 09:50:01 PM
Star Wars kills yet another franchise (the first being Star Wars).

Well that I will agree with - I just like vaDAR!
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: abrader on January 09, 2008, 09:53:57 PM: Honestly with how boring Soul Calibur got with II and III last gen - VADAR inclusion spices this up enough for me to even be on my buy list.
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 09, 2008, 09:56:44 PM: The fact that the inclusion of two nerdy out-of-place fantasy characters make the game a must-buy purchase instead of, y'know, the actual game just proves that you're EXACTLY the fanboy demographic that Namco is targeting. And that's the exact demographic that will be the first to go when the revolution happens.

Fuck, let's just put Chewbacca in there with Robocop and the Predator. Add Freddy and Jason for good measure.
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 09, 2008, 09:57:45 PM: Link is why the GC version of SC2 sold better than the other versions. :-\
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: Beezy on January 09, 2008, 09:59:22 PM: This is weird and dumb, but having each character exclusive to a console is even dumber.
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: abrader on January 09, 2008, 09:59:47 PM: Quote from: Willco on January 09, 2008, 09:56:44 PM
The fact that the inclusion of two nerdy out-of-place fantasy characters make the game a must-buy purchase instead of, y'know, the actual game just proves that you're EXACTLY the fanboy demographic that Namco is targeting. And that's the exact demographic that will be the first to go when the revolution happens.

Fuck, let's just put Chewbacca in there with Robocop and the Predator. Add Freddy and Jason for good measure.

That doesn't even make sense dood - the core Soul Caliber game is good - I wouldn't buy a Pokemon game with Vadar slapped on....

I will buy this game just to smash up the soul caliber cast with Darth Brooks.

I also do not even like starwars.
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 09, 2008, 09:59:58 PM: Quote from: Beezy
This is weird and dumb, but having each character exclusive to a console is even dumber.

It's so they can make even more money off of NERDS! DLC!
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 09, 2008, 10:00:12 PM: I think Namco should just cut the bullshit and create a brawler exclusively for self-masturbatory fanservice. Get this shit out of Soul Calibur. Call it XTREME GLADIATORZ and have it feature every popular film and game geek character ever. Solid Snake, Mega Man, Darth Vader, Sonic, Legolas, Master Chief, RoboCop, that bitch from Ridge Racer, Terminator, etc.
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: abrader on January 09, 2008, 10:01:33 PM: Quote from: Willco on January 09, 2008, 10:00:12 PM
that bitch from Ridge Racer,

Id buy for that alone ;)
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 09, 2008, 10:02:04 PM: See, Super Smash was already about stupid, mindless fan service, so even if Solid Snake doesn't fit into the universe...it didn't really matter. Keep this shit there. Soul Calibur at least had some sort of respectable aesthetic going. Ugh.
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: abrader on January 09, 2008, 10:04:53 PM: Also - I wont download Yoda - EVER

And Cajole yes I agree that Soul Calibur has traditionally been >more serious< in nature - but its a bloody coin-op title not a fudel dueling simulation....I mean for fucks sake the physics and scale in the game are the most fakest ever and it has been that way since Soul Edge.
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 09, 2008, 10:05:09 PM: I'd buy a horror/sci-fi fanservice brawler.

Put in Jason, Riddick, Freddy, Ash, Wishmaster, Predator, Norman Bates, Pinhead, Dr. William Weir, Xenomorph (Alien), Leprechaun, Sil (Species), etc.
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: abrader on January 09, 2008, 10:06:14 PM: What developer?
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 09, 2008, 10:07:41 PM: Quote from: Willco on January 09, 2008, 10:05:09 PM
I'd buy a horror/sci-fi fanservice brawler.

Put in Jason, Riddick, Freddy, Ash, Wishmaster, Predator, Norman Bates, Pinhead, Dr. William Weir, Xenomorph (Alien), Leprechaun, Sil (Species), etc.

Badass. Three-breasted chick from Total Recall as secret unlockable character.
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: abrader on January 09, 2008, 10:08:28 PM: Have yukes develop it so they can wrastle.
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: y2kev on January 09, 2008, 10:11:49 PM: Yeah I agree this is pretty weird (dumb). How would you even make this happen?

Scamco: We want to put star wars characters in our fighting game
Lucas: suck my balls first
Scamco: okay
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: abrader on January 09, 2008, 10:13:28 PM: Maybe namco has a deal to make a new star wars coinop.
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: MrAngryFace on January 09, 2008, 10:20:06 PM: SC4 is suk, its somehow become even sillier than tekken, which is baffling
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: Eel O'Brian on January 09, 2008, 10:20:21 PM: I want a 1970s pop culture icon fighting game. The Duke Boys, Six Million Dollar Man, The Lou Ferrigno Hulk, Fonzie, Lenny and Squiggy, Horseshack, Fred Sanford, The Hardy Boys, Shogun Warriors, Stretch Armstrong, KISS, Quint from Jaws, Ralph Furley
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: abrader on January 09, 2008, 10:21:57 PM: Quote from: Eel_O_Brian on January 09, 2008, 10:20:21 PM
I want a 1970s pop culture icon fighting game. The Duke Boys, Six Million Dollar Man, The Lou Ferrigno Hulk, Fonzie, Lenny and Squiggy, Horseshack, Fred Sanford, The Hardy Boys, Shogun Warriors, Stretch Armstrong, KISS, Quint from Jaws, Ralph Furley

MR FURLEY!!!
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 09, 2008, 10:23:28 PM: If the game plays well, I don't see the problem.
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: Eric P on January 09, 2008, 10:24:13 PM: Quote from: Eel_O_Brian on January 09, 2008, 10:20:21 PM
I want a 1970s pop culture icon fighting game. The Duke Boys, Six Million Dollar Man, The Lou Ferrigno Hulk, Fonzie, Lenny and Squiggy, Horseshack, Fred Sanford, The Hardy Boys, Shogun Warriors, Stretch Armstrong, KISS, Quint from Jaws, Ralph Furley

unlockable shaft, dolemite, blacula and boss is popeye doyle and i'll buy it
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: abrader on January 09, 2008, 10:25:23 PM: Quote from: BrandNew on January 09, 2008, 10:23:28 PM
If the game plays well, I don't see the problem.

EXACTLY!

ITs a fighttine game - nobody complained about Capcom Vs MArvel (well im sure someone did) and it broke so many rules from every known universe.

You have been the voice of reason many times lately. Touche'
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: Eel O'Brian on January 09, 2008, 10:26:13 PM: hell yeah, and the voodoo guy from Live And Let Die

why has no one made a blaxploitation game, btw, that would be so awesome
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: Akala on January 09, 2008, 10:26:58 PM: Lame.

This is going to be the first one in the series that is online, right?

It's going to be a non-stop parade of Yodas or Vaders or whatever the hell else they decided to throw in there. :yuck
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 09, 2008, 11:03:46 PM: Quote from: Rman on January 09, 2008, 09:41:54 PM
Quote from: Ecrofirt on January 09, 2008, 09:38:32 PM
Uh, how the hell does the lightsaber not cause an instant win in matches?

Think about it. How the hell do sharpened katanas and zweihanders don't cause instant wins either?

Not to mention that Siegfried gets a full fucking suit of armor while Ivy gets ...a thong. Come on you over-serious mongs, this is a made of awesome and every single last one of you that plays SCIV will want to try it. oh noes the internal consistency of the intricate Soul Calibur universe has been rent asunder oh noes
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: CurseoftheGods on January 09, 2008, 11:10:22 PM: Am I the only one that only enjoyed the original? 2 and 3 did nothing for me.

I hope 4 changes that. The Star Wars inclusion is the most random thing ever. I am not sure what to make of it.
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on January 09, 2008, 11:38:00 PM: Quote from: Willco on January 09, 2008, 09:35:06 PM
Also, who would buy the Xbox 360 over the PS3 version? Vader > Yoda. PS3 KILLER APP CONFIRMED.
Me. I don't have a PS3 yet, brah. :-*
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on January 09, 2008, 11:48:35 PM: Fucking great. Now all we'll have to read a metric ton of distinguished mentally-challenged discussions about which fucking Star Wars guy could kick who's ass.

Sweet.
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: Yeti on January 09, 2008, 11:56:56 PM: What the hell is science fiction doing in a game about period fantasy? :lol Let's throw in some characters with guns while we're at it.
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 10, 2008, 12:01:30 AM: Quote from: CurseoftheGods on January 09, 2008, 11:10:22 PM
Am I the only one that only enjoyed the original? 2 and 3 did nothing for me.

I hope 4 changes that. The Star Wars inclusion is the most random thing ever. I am not sure what to make of it.

I already said that to an extent. Although I enjoyed 2, I didn't love it like I did with the original.
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on January 10, 2008, 12:02:27 AM: (http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/programGuide/program/The%20Doodlebops%20for%20program%20guide.jpg)
NOW ENTERING THE ARENA TO MEET THEIR DESTINY...
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 10, 2008, 12:05:21 AM: Come on now chaps, it's not like its on the Wii.
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: Barry Egan on January 10, 2008, 12:09:32 AM: lol this is pure shit.
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: Himu on January 10, 2008, 12:13:16 AM: Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 09, 2008, 09:49:10 PM
TWO GREAT SERIES DESTROYED IN 2008

R.I.P. BURNOUT
R.I.P. SOUL CALIBUR

i feel so sorry for you cajole :(
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: Beezy on January 10, 2008, 12:16:10 AM: Destroyed my ass. I'll still be buying SC4. That new armored chick with the spear and sword looks cool.
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: Vizzys on January 10, 2008, 12:19:43 AM: Quote from: Beezy on January 10, 2008, 12:16:10 AM
I'll still be buying SC4. That new armored chick with the spear and sword looks cool.

I agree.
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 10, 2008, 12:24:29 AM: Quote from: Beezy on January 10, 2008, 12:16:10 AM
Destroyed my ass. I'll still be buying SC4. That new armored chick with the spear and sword looks cool.

Every time I'll play online I'll run into people playing with fucking Yoda and then Vader when he's DLC. It'll be GH3 with fucking Through the Fire and the Flames. Fuck that.
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: treythemovie on January 10, 2008, 12:33:07 AM: Problem-- Crappy sequel and even crappier spinoff sell poorly
Solution -- increase breast size

Problem -- breast size increase does not work
Solution -- add random popular characters to the game

Problem -- Random characters do not fit into the game's setting
Solution -- make each character console exclusive

:-\
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: Akala on January 10, 2008, 10:21:18 AM: Quote from: Yeti on January 09, 2008, 11:56:56 PM
What the hell is science fiction doing in a game about period fantasy? :lol Let's throw in some characters with guns while we're at it.

Two birds, one stone...Boba Fett DLC. :punch
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: Rman on January 10, 2008, 10:55:16 AM: Quote from: CurseoftheGods on January 09, 2008, 11:10:22 PM
Am I the only one that only enjoyed the original? 2 and 3 did nothing for me.

I hope 4 changes that. The Star Wars inclusion is the most random thing ever. I am not sure what to make of it.

Nope. I enjoyed the first one immensely. I guess because it was a huge leap from Soul Edge. 2 and 3 were more like expansion packs.
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on January 10, 2008, 10:55:54 AM: I mentioned this in a comment in James Mielke's 1up.com blog about this, and I'll repeat it here. If Yoda's broken as hell in the X360 version, I'll be incredibly happy that Samurai Showdown is going to take another stab at 3D, pun fully intended. :-*
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: Mupepe on January 10, 2008, 11:12:14 AM: Quote from: demi on January 09, 2008, 06:33:14 PM
Those pics look good, might just buy this
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: hyp on January 10, 2008, 01:13:35 PM: let's not forget who started this trend.

(http://xbox360.tsay.jp/img/20060406a.jpg)

:-\
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: calcifer on January 10, 2008, 01:15:45 PM: Quote from: hyp on January 10, 2008, 01:13:35 PM
let's not forget who started this trend.

(http://xbox360.tsay.jp/img/20060406a.jpg)

:-\

because doa4 came out before sc2.. oh wait no it didnt so i guess itagaki still sucks
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: hyp on January 10, 2008, 01:19:19 PM: n/m, you're right. i forgot they had link and spawn in SC2. :-\

still, cameos are fucking distinguished mentally-challenged.
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 10, 2008, 01:22:44 PM: You've got your Star Wars in my Soul Calibur!

No, you've got your Soul Calibur in my Star Wars!
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: AdmiralViscen on January 10, 2008, 01:44:30 PM: So fucking lame. I think I'm done with this series.
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: abrader on January 10, 2008, 02:24:38 PM: Master Chief was a cool cameo too.

Some of you youts need to be schooled in the ways of coin-op.
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: demi on January 10, 2008, 02:29:21 PM: Quote from: hyp on January 10, 2008, 01:13:35 PM
let's not forget who started this trend.

(http://xbox360.tsay.jp/img/20060406a.jpg)

:-\

Not very good logic... Xbox related character in an Xbox 360 game
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: hyp on January 10, 2008, 02:32:18 PM: how would you explain spawn in SC2 on xbox1?
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: demi on January 10, 2008, 02:35:27 PM: Overuse of OTC drugs?
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: hyp on January 10, 2008, 02:40:37 PM: http://kotaku.com/343175/soulcalibur-iv-directors-choice-for-a-cameo-fighter-pac+man

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I braced for something from Gundam lore, but Sasaki surprised us both with his choice: Pac-Man. The thing holding him back from a SC IV guest appearance, he said, was that Pac-Man doesn't have a weapon. Now, I could have sworn I'd seen Pac-Man sporting a helmet and lance at some point...

darn, pac-man could have been reality.
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on January 10, 2008, 02:50:44 PM: Quote from: hyp on January 10, 2008, 02:40:37 PM
http://kotaku.com/343175/soulcalibur-iv-directors-choice-for-a-cameo-fighter-pac+man

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I braced for something from Gundam lore, but Sasaki surprised us both with his choice: Pac-Man. The thing holding him back from a SC IV guest appearance, he said, was that Pac-Man doesn't have a weapon. Now, I could have sworn I'd seen Pac-Man sporting a helmet and lance at some point...

darn, pac-man could have been reality.
Somebody please take away the bong this man has been smoking through... :-\
lyte edge, please tell me the new Samurai Showdown game is shaping up to be good...
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: The Sceneman on January 10, 2008, 03:09:16 PM: Quote from: ParticleReality on January 10, 2008, 12:16:42 AM
Wait, what the fuck is this bullshit?

Yoda is Xbox 360 Exclusive.
Darth Vader is PS3 Exclusive.

The fuck?

the plot thickens!

I actually dont think this is that bad, its a lot better than Link Heihachi and Spawn

:piss "Link"
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: The Sceneman on January 10, 2008, 03:10:21 PM: Quote from: ferrarimanf355 on January 10, 2008, 02:50:44 PM
Quote from: hyp on January 10, 2008, 02:40:37 PM
http://kotaku.com/343175/soulcalibur-iv-directors-choice-for-a-cameo-fighter-pac+man

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I braced for something from Gundam lore, but Sasaki surprised us both with his choice: Pac-Man. The thing holding him back from a SC IV guest appearance, he said, was that Pac-Man doesn't have a weapon. Now, I could have sworn I'd seen Pac-Man sporting a helmet and lance at some point...

darn, pac-man could have been reality.
Somebody please take away the bong this man has been smoking through... :-\
lyte edge, please tell me the new Samurai Showdown game is shaping up to be good...

the funny thing is Heihachi doesnt have a weapon, that didnt stop him being in the PS2 version of SC2 :-\
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: Bloodwake on January 10, 2008, 03:31:39 PM: Fuck this noise. Most distinguished mentally-challenged.
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 11, 2008, 03:09:31 AM: Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 09, 2008, 10:02:04 PM
See, Super Smash was already about stupid, mindless fan service, so even if Solid Snake doesn't fit into the universe...it didn't really matter. Keep this shit there. Soul Calibur at least had some sort of respectable aesthetic going. Ugh.
:lol
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on January 11, 2008, 11:30:23 AM: Leave it to Tycho and Gabe to try to make some sense out of this...
(http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2008/20080111.jpg)
Title: Re: MEGATON: DARTH VADER AND YODA IN SOUL CALIBUR IV
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 11, 2008, 12:21:31 PM: :lol