THE BORE

General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: CajoleJuice on January 09, 2008, 10:32:31 PM

Title: WHAT THE FUCK
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 09, 2008, 10:32:31 PM
I've been trying to get on XBL the past few days, and it for some weird reason whenever I tried to connect to XBL on my CajoleJuice gamertag while in the dashboard, it wouldn't connect and it wouldn't even load my gamertag. The same thing just happened now. So I just started Assassin's Creed and I naturally have to pick a gamertag, so I pick CajoleJuice. I then get a message that says, "In accordance with Xbox LIVE policy, the gamertag CajoleJuice is no longer allowed. Please change your gamertag before playing on Xbox LIVE"

WHAT THE FUCK

I BETTER BE ABLE TO PICK MY OWN FUCKING ARCADE GAME TO MAKE UP FOR THIS BULLSHIT
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 09, 2008, 10:34:32 PM
Fuck you, Microsoft!
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 09, 2008, 10:37:50 PM
Change it to

fuk_u_mikrosoft
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 09, 2008, 10:38:00 PM
Call customer service, that sounds really gay.
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK
Post by: abrader on January 09, 2008, 10:38:22 PM
Change it to

fuk_u_mikrosoft

IS that part of the 'revolution'?


Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 09, 2008, 10:38:31 PM
Yea, I guess they want me to change it? It gives me the option. CajoleJuice is offensive? FUCK YOU MICROSOFT
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK
Post by: Shuri on January 09, 2008, 10:42:26 PM
isnt cajole 'balls' in spanish?
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 09, 2008, 10:44:22 PM
No, that's cajone.
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 09, 2008, 10:44:55 PM
lol willco made that joke.

BUT IT'S PEOPLE LIKE YOU THAT MADE THIS HAPPEN SHURI! Cajole is a fucking real English word. Cajone is what you're thinking of.

Yea, he beat me to it.
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 09, 2008, 10:50:15 PM
I sent them an email asking what the fuck is up. it would've been nice if they sent me a XBL message or email about it. But no. Fucking douchebags.
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 09, 2008, 10:55:51 PM
Wow, someone must have reported your name or something like "OMGAWD THATS BALL JUICE IN ENGLISH. I AM OFFENDED. AMURRRICA!" . Total bullshit, time to teach them Spanish Cajole.
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK
Post by: y2kev on January 09, 2008, 11:00:19 PM
Cajole Juice is another term for rape. You force someone to ejaculate. You cajole their juice.
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 09, 2008, 11:01:20 PM
Cajoling isn't the same as forcing! It'd be more like a sensual handjob!
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK
Post by: y2kev on January 09, 2008, 11:11:26 PM
Well why don't you try CoerceJuice and we'll see if they have any issues.
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 09, 2008, 11:11:52 PM
lol

Willco recommended CajoneJuice
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 09, 2008, 11:12:45 PM
Well why don't you try CoerceJuice and we'll see if they have any issues.

:lol
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 09, 2008, 11:15:25 PM
Cajoling isn't the same as forcing! It'd be more like a sensual handjob!

No it would be more like your fist sensual handjob from a man. 
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 09, 2008, 11:49:15 PM
KingOfTheJuice
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Post by: drew on January 09, 2008, 11:53:44 PM
Wow, they're really cracking down.

You can't even say no homo in your bio.
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK
Post by: Himu on January 10, 2008, 12:09:25 AM
i can't even sign onto msn
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 10, 2008, 12:54:22 AM
Every time I try to log-on to Live it lets me connect, but then it kicks me off after about five minutes. I had just enough time to download Omega Five this afternoon before it gave me the boot.  :maf
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 10, 2008, 12:55:39 AM
i can't even sign onto msn

The CIA already has you black listed? Good
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK
Post by: demi on January 10, 2008, 01:51:39 AM
Sounds like someone should have got a PS3

It's ok to admit I was right
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK
Post by: drew on January 10, 2008, 02:15:07 AM
psh, demi is a flip-flopper.
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK
Post by: MrAngryFace on January 10, 2008, 02:16:06 AM
Im gonna change my name to SkyNet and my tag will be No Homosapien
Title: Re: WHAT THE FUCK
Post by: drew on January 10, 2008, 02:44:45 AM
 :lol