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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: abrader on January 11, 2008, 06:50:08 PM

Title: The Reaping (BluRay - as if it matters)
Post by: abrader on January 11, 2008, 06:50:08 PM: Bad movie

Falls completely apart at the end - in fact there is even a scene where the camera pans as if to show something creepy at the end and then it just cuts to the final scene......

Isnt even a good eye candy lay on Blu Ray disk.

Epic failure IMO.

There are a few times where it felt like it had decent potential too.... :(
Title: Re: The Reaping (BluRay - as if it matters)
Post by: TVC15 on January 11, 2008, 06:53:17 PM: what is this movie
Title: Re: The Reaping (BluRay - as if it matters)
Post by: abrader on January 11, 2008, 06:54:08 PM: Quote from: TVC 15 on January 11, 2008, 06:53:17 PM
what is this movie

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0444682/
Title: Re: The Reaping (BluRay - as if it matters)
Post by: MrAngryFace on January 11, 2008, 06:59:22 PM: I need to watch my Resident Evil Bluray Trilogy sometime soon, but this weekend its probably Omega Man and Pan's Labrynth
Title: Re: The Reaping (BluRay - as if it matters)
Post by: MrAngryFace on January 11, 2008, 07:01:57 PM: hahah
Title: Re: The Reaping (BluRay - as if it matters)
Post by: abrader on January 11, 2008, 07:02:21 PM: Quote from: Dr. William Weir on January 11, 2008, 06:59:22 PM
I need to watch my Resident Evil Bluray Trilogy sometime soon, but this weekend its probably Omega Man and Pan's Labrynth

I picked up Extinction today while at Best Buy.

I already had part 2...and they didnt have Resident Evil 1 BRD in stock.
Title: Re: The Reaping (BluRay - as if it matters)
Post by: MrAngryFace on January 11, 2008, 07:02:24 PM: I almost bought D-War so I dunno if abrader can be made fun of too much
Title: Re: The Reaping (BluRay - as if it matters)
Post by: MrAngryFace on January 11, 2008, 07:02:42 PM: Yeah I didnt have any of them yet, so the three pack was a good idea
Title: Re: The Reaping (BluRay - as if it matters)
Post by: abrader on January 11, 2008, 07:03:21 PM: They didnt even have the 3 pak :(

You have seen Omega Man before right?

I <3 that flikk!
Title: Re: The Reaping (BluRay - as if it matters)
Post by: TVC15 on January 11, 2008, 07:03:26 PM: Quote from: abrader on January 11, 2008, 06:54:08 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on January 11, 2008, 06:53:17 PM
what is this movie

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0444682/

David Morrissey? You might also be interested in Basic Instinct 2 on BD.
Title: Re: The Reaping (BluRay - as if it matters)
Post by: abrader on January 11, 2008, 07:03:56 PM: Oh I didnt buy the reaping - I netflixxed it.

I only buy movies I know I like and have seen before multiple times.
Title: Re: The Reaping (BluRay - as if it matters)
Post by: MrAngryFace on January 11, 2008, 07:05:36 PM: According to Ecrofirt he fell asleep during an action scene, which doesnt bode well. I already got burned by Ice Spiders

Abrader: No but I read the book it was based off of (I am Legend). Unlike the Will Smith Movie, they were smart enough to not name their movie the name of the book, so its ok if they diverge from the book with me. Should be fun! I also got Stir of Echoes (which is awesome) from TVC with Omega Man for christmas, so im all set for Matheson-ized movies.
Title: Re: The Reaping (BluRay - as if it matters)
Post by: TVC15 on January 11, 2008, 07:05:46 PM: Quote from: abrader on January 11, 2008, 07:03:56 PM
Oh I didnt buy the reaping - I netflixxed it.

I only buy movies I know I like and have seen before multiple times.

Netflix Basic Instinct 2 on BD and watch the awesome first scene. Then watch the next 20 minutes, and report back to us.
Title: Re: The Reaping (BluRay - as if it matters)
Post by: bud on January 11, 2008, 07:45:12 PM: Quote from: abrader on January 11, 2008, 06:50:08 PM
There are a few times where it felt like it had decent potential too.... :(

wtf

this movie is fucking awful--from start to finish. like, omg, i can't even describe how bad it is.

it's the very definition of zzZZZZZZzzzzZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz
Title: Re: The Reaping (BluRay - as if it matters)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on January 11, 2008, 07:46:17 PM: does hilary swank show her bosoms
Title: Re: The Reaping (BluRay - as if it matters)
Post by: bud on January 11, 2008, 07:50:29 PM: no

she does get fucked, though, by the guy who asks her to ''solve'' the issue--HE'S BASICALLY THE BADGUY OMG WHAT A TWIST!!! it appears that he's the devil or something and that his, semen, which he unloaded in her flower (lol), is indeed demonsemen. so basically she'll give birth to the devil or something along those lines. i don't remember anymore because by the time it ended i was playing sudoku on my phone, lol.

zzzzzzzzzz
Title: Re: The Reaping (BluRay - as if it matters)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on January 11, 2008, 07:53:44 PM: too bad no swank stank is present, i would have watched for that, she has a fantastic body
Title: Re: The Reaping (BluRay - as if it matters)
Post by: abrader on January 11, 2008, 08:06:06 PM: I love the fukkin wanked studatude they roll out the plot twist with too - as if Im watching Angel Heart or something.

That awful awful plot twist.
Title: Re: The Reaping (BluRay - as if it matters)
Post by: TVC15 on January 11, 2008, 08:07:23 PM: <3 Angel Heart. mmmm cosby titties
Title: Re: The Reaping (BluRay - as if it matters)
Post by: abrader on January 11, 2008, 08:23:42 PM: The little girl was a cool casting and its a shame they had to ruin her fukkin potential horror icon stardom with that crap. They coulda made her like that girl in FEAR....but noooooooooooooooooooooo...i hope when she gets old enough to realize how bad they held her back she pulls a Firestarter on them all (she coulda been better than barrymore?)

Is she even a little girl or a midget woman?

(http://thecia.com.au/reviews/r/images/reaping-6.jpg)
(http://www.moviesonline.ca/movie-gallery/albums/The_Reaping_2007/reaping-b2-9.jpg)
Title: Re: The Reaping (BluRay - as if it matters)
Post by: abrader on January 11, 2008, 08:24:51 PM: scariest kid I have seen in a while.
Title: Re: The Reaping (BluRay - as if it matters)
Post by: TVC15 on January 11, 2008, 08:30:45 PM: I will rip select scenes from Basic Instinct 2 if some of you gits promise to watch it. I will rip the good parts from the first 20 minutes.
Title: Re: The Reaping (BluRay - as if it matters)
Post by: bud on January 11, 2008, 08:31:37 PM: does stone go nude in those first 20 minutes.
Title: Re: The Reaping (BluRay - as if it matters)
Post by: TVC15 on January 11, 2008, 08:40:56 PM: Quote from: bud on January 11, 2008, 08:31:37 PM
does stone go nude in those first 20 minutes.

I don't think I saw her naked in the portion I watched. You don't want to see her naked. She looks like she is made of plastic. She has that "ageless" Joan Rivers robot look.
Title: Re: The Reaping (BluRay - as if it matters)
Post by: abrader on January 11, 2008, 09:28:05 PM: I added the basic instincts to my netflox qeue.
Title: Re: The Reaping (BluRay - as if it matters)
Post by: TVC15 on January 11, 2008, 09:38:10 PM: Quote from: abrader on January 11, 2008, 09:28:05 PM
I added the basic instincts to my netflox qeue.

The original or the sequel or both? The original is a legitimately fun movie, in that awesomely cheesy Paul verhoeven way.
Title: Re: The Reaping (BluRay - as if it matters)
Post by: Eric P on January 11, 2008, 09:39:29 PM: Quote from: TVC 15 on January 11, 2008, 08:40:56 PM
Quote from: bud on January 11, 2008, 08:31:37 PM
does stone go nude in those first 20 minutes.

I don't think I saw her naked in the portion I watched. You don't want to see her naked. She looks like she is made of plastic. She has that "ageless" Joan Rivers robot look.

oh yeah

all my Friday fantasies come true.

thank you mr heinlein
Title: Re: The Reaping (BluRay - as if it matters)
Post by: TVC15 on January 11, 2008, 09:46:30 PM: The plot of the movie is so ludicrous that I recommend you read the AV Club My Year of Flops writeup on it. If I tried to describe the plot myself, well, my description would be accurate, but you would suspect that I was finally having my psychotic break.
Title: Re: The Reaping (BluRay - as if it matters)
Post by: abrader on January 12, 2008, 01:50:47 AM: Quote from: TVC 15 on January 11, 2008, 09:38:10 PM
Quote from: abrader on January 11, 2008, 09:28:05 PM
I added the basic instincts to my netflox qeue.

The original or the sequel or both? The original is a legitimately fun movie, in that awesomely cheesy Paul verhoeven way.

Both - I havent seen either.
Title: Re: The Reaping (BluRay - as if it matters)
Post by: abrader on January 12, 2008, 02:58:13 AM: actually I know I have seen one of them once - but I was tired or something as I cant remember a thing.