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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Van Cruncheon on October 24, 2006, 10:45:17 PM

Title: Willco in TETRAGRAMMATON MEGATON
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 24, 2006, 10:45:17 PM: Will says:
How is that for coincidence.
Doug says:
your filthy hebrew YHVH planned it this way
Will says:
YHVH?
Doug says:
omg

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HE IS NO ELDER OF ZION
Title: Re: Willco in TETRAGRAMMATON MEGATON
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 24, 2006, 10:46:52 PM: YHVH?
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Post by: Mupepe on October 24, 2006, 10:47:04 PM: He's a fraud. I knew it. I CALLED SHENANIGANS YEARS AGO!
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 24, 2006, 10:48:29 PM: I also never had a bar mitzvah :(
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 24, 2006, 10:48:57 PM: TVC-15 says:
Tell him I want him to fuck me with his hook nose
Title: Re: Willco in TETRAGRAMMATON MEGATON
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 24, 2006, 10:49:45 PM: :lol
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 24, 2006, 10:50:38 PM: FAKER THAN 50 CENT
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Post by: BlueTsunami on October 24, 2006, 10:52:35 PM: YEAH, YOU CAN TALK MR.CHER ROCKS
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 24, 2006, 11:01:31 PM: I'm a real Jew! I swear it!
Title: Re: Willco in TETRAGRAMMATON MEGATON
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 24, 2006, 11:02:43 PM: who will swear you on? Obviously not the GOD YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THE NAME OF

admit it, you're just in it for the money
Title: Re: Willco in TETRAGRAMMATON MEGATON
Post by: TVC15 on October 24, 2006, 11:03:19 PM: I bet he's eating a haunch of PORK right now.
Title: Re: Willco in TETRAGRAMMATON MEGATON
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 24, 2006, 11:04:04 PM: God's name is God - duh.
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 24, 2006, 11:04:37 PM: he's a CHRISTIAN!
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Post by: Flannel Boy on October 24, 2006, 11:06:07 PM: deleted by user
Title: Re: Willco in TETRAGRAMMATON MEGATON
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 24, 2006, 11:08:58 PM: (http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/9438/yahwehhm2.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

"WILLCO, HOW COULD YOU?"
Title: Re: Willco in TETRAGRAMMATON MEGATON
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 24, 2006, 11:09:07 PM: According to Mister Fake Jew, ENGLISH IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR THE TORAH
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 24, 2006, 11:10:15 PM: Lots of people use English translations of the Torah!
Title: Re: Willco in TETRAGRAMMATON MEGATON
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 24, 2006, 11:10:50 PM: yeah, they call those folks goyim
Title: Re: Willco in TETRAGRAMMATON MEGATON
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 24, 2006, 11:12:14 PM: I bet Willco puts his Torah through bablefish
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 24, 2006, 11:12:39 PM: Like I have a Torah. I don't even have a yamulke anymore.
Title: Re: Willco in TETRAGRAMMATON MEGATON
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 24, 2006, 11:13:02 PM: i bet his yarmulke is just a John Deere cap without a bill
Title: Re: Willco in TETRAGRAMMATON MEGATON
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 24, 2006, 11:13:21 PM: Willco which books of the bible are in the Torah?
Title: Re: Willco in TETRAGRAMMATON MEGATON
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 24, 2006, 11:13:58 PM: The 10 Commandments and stuff.
Title: Re: Willco in TETRAGRAMMATON MEGATON
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 24, 2006, 11:14:38 PM: Willco:Yiddish :: PhoenixDark:Black

:o
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 24, 2006, 11:14:47 PM: :lol
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Post by: TVC15 on October 24, 2006, 11:15:20 PM: Are you or are you not eating a giant hunk of raw pork right now?
Title: Re: Willco in TETRAGRAMMATON MEGATON
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 24, 2006, 11:16:52 PM: he's praying to his household gods of macintosh, doing penance for his intimacy with CrystalPepsi during her time of feminine uncleanliness
Title: Re: Willco in TETRAGRAMMATON MEGATON
Post by: G The Resurrected on October 24, 2006, 11:22:24 PM: haha (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v252/bzchanboy/6f86927c2d1efd17851b208aad5e4211.gif)
Title: Re: Willco in TETRAGRAMMATON MEGATON
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 24, 2006, 11:23:59 PM: Willco can't wait for Santa Claus to come and give him his presents. What's on your Christmas list little boy?

:lol
Title: Re: Willco in TETRAGRAMMATON MEGATON
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 24, 2006, 11:24:34 PM: Dude, my folks celebrate Christmas - so what.
Title: Re: Willco in TETRAGRAMMATON MEGATON
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 24, 2006, 11:25:17 PM: I am eating pizza was extra cheese and bacon.
Title: Re: Willco in TETRAGRAMMATON MEGATON
Post by: brawndolicious on October 24, 2006, 11:27:35 PM: *drops penny*
Title: Re: Willco in TETRAGRAMMATON MEGATON
Post by: G The Resurrected on October 24, 2006, 11:28:20 PM: add some red onions and some bbq sauce and i'd eat that pizza
Title: Re: Willco in TETRAGRAMMATON MEGATON
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 24, 2006, 11:28:25 PM: Quote from: Willco on October 24, 2006, 11:24:34 PM
Dude, my folks celebrate Christmas - so what.

No real jew would ever be affiliated with that dirty holiday.

Celebrate Hannukkkuh and be happy; I bought you some scented cadles to keep the bagel smell out the living room
Title: Re: Willco in TETRAGRAMMATON MEGATON
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 24, 2006, 11:33:35 PM: My family celebrates both. My mom is a convert, my father is Hebrew born and all, but they both remarried Christian folks. So my half-sibilings celebrate Christian stuff, as well as their respective mother and father, so both my parents celebrate both holidays. So yes, I essentially get two Christmases and two Hannukahs.
Title: Re: Willco in TETRAGRAMMATON MEGATON
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 24, 2006, 11:38:44 PM: well that level of mercenary holiday milking seems pretty jewish
Title: Re: Willco in TETRAGRAMMATON MEGATON
Post by: TVC15 on October 24, 2006, 11:42:06 PM: Can I convert to judaism?
Title: Re: Willco in TETRAGRAMMATON MEGATON
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 24, 2006, 11:42:48 PM: I'll bring it to another level. At one point, since my stepmom is black and her mom's family is heavy into the whole African pride thing, we did Christmas, Hannukah and Kwanza. Except Kwanza gifts sucked, but the food was good. And her brother, who is not African pride whatsoever, gave me $20 and a copy of Waterworld on DVD.
Title: Re: Willco in TETRAGRAMMATON MEGATON
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 24, 2006, 11:43:29 PM: p.s. i sold the copy of waterworld for spinal tap
Title: Re: Willco in TETRAGRAMMATON MEGATON
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 24, 2006, 11:53:35 PM: So you have black siblings?

You should give them a watermelon for Christmas just to see what happens
Title: Re: Willco in TETRAGRAMMATON MEGATON
Post by: Mandark on October 25, 2006, 12:00:24 AM: It's YHWH, not YHVH. Stop Anglicizing my heritage, you gringo goy!

Multiple holidays are awesome. My mom would get a big peeved when the cheap Chanukah gifts upstaged the Christmas stuff. You spend $500 on electronics, and your kids spend all day rewinding a $5 Muppet Show VHS tape to hear the Mahna Mahna song again.
Title: Re: Willco in TETRAGRAMMATON MEGATON
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 25, 2006, 12:02:20 AM: My sister is black, yes.
Title: Re: Willco in TETRAGRAMMATON MEGATON
Post by: Mandark on October 25, 2006, 12:03:15 AM: Man, you do live in a sitcom.
Title: Re: Willco in TETRAGRAMMATON MEGATON
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 25, 2006, 12:04:39 AM: Quote from: Willco on October 25, 2006, 12:02:20 AM
My sister is black, yes.

How old is she?
Title: Re: Willco in TETRAGRAMMATON MEGATON
Post by: G The Resurrected on October 25, 2006, 12:09:04 AM: Seriously will you must have a black mans dick
Title: Re: Willco in TETRAGRAMMATON MEGATON
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 25, 2006, 12:22:28 AM: She's too young for you, Phoenix Dark! Surprisingly (maybe not), she beats you in maturity, though.
Title: Re: Willco in TETRAGRAMMATON MEGATON
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 25, 2006, 12:23:48 AM: God I'd kill to meet you in real life. You'd be shocked for life :lol
Title: Re: Willco in TETRAGRAMMATON MEGATON
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 25, 2006, 12:24:39 AM: No, I am pretty sure I've seen the somewhat creepy, socially awkward nerd types before. I once sat across from a GAF meet-up at E3.