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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: TVC15 on January 14, 2008, 01:23:22 AM

Title: Deathly Hallows to officially blow ass in movie form
Post by: TVC15 on January 14, 2008, 01:23:22 AM
Split in two movies?  From what I understand, there was barely enough material for one book.  BOMBA CONFIRMED.
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 14, 2008, 01:24:12 AM
it was pretty much two crappy books rolled into one
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 14, 2008, 01:34:47 AM
Spielberg rumors :bow
Del Toro rumors :bow :bow
Two chances to bring the most emotional piece of literature I've ever read to life :bow :bow :bow
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Post by: Joe Molotov on January 14, 2008, 01:36:13 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 14, 2008, 01:34:47 AM
Spielberg rumors :bow
Del Toro rumors :bow :bow

Speilberg should direct the first part, and Del Toro should direct the second part.  :lol
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 14, 2008, 01:36:59 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 14, 2008, 01:34:47 AM
the most emotional piece of literature I've ever read

I like the Harry Potter books, but fuck, man.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 14, 2008, 01:40:29 AM
Quote from: distantmantra on January 14, 2008, 01:36:59 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 14, 2008, 01:34:47 AM
the most emotional piece of literature I've ever read

I like the Harry Potter books, but fuck, man.

You don't understand. I almost had a heart attack after Chapter 5 - ie (spoilers)



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where it seemed like Hagrid was gonna die
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...and I cried on more than 3 different occassions before finishing the book, at which point I teared up again.
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Post by: Ichirou on January 14, 2008, 01:40:51 AM
I've never read any of the Harry Potter books, and the only movies I've seen are 1 and 3 (and chunks of 2 on HBO).  I wasn't very impressed.

Also, distantmantra, check your PMs!
Title: Re: Deathly Hallows to officially blow ass in movie form
Post by: TVC15 on January 14, 2008, 01:40:58 AM
If Spielberg wastes his power on this, then he's as big a tool as I think he is.

Okay, PD, PLEASE FUCKING SAY that your last post here was a joke post.  I don't care if it was or not, just say it's a fucking joke post because I am needing to be hearing that right now.
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 14, 2008, 01:41:03 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 14, 2008, 01:34:47 AM
Two chances to bring the most emotional piece of literature I've ever read to life :bow :bow :bow

Have you ever read anything other than the Harry Potter books ooc
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Post by: Christopher on January 14, 2008, 01:42:20 AM
How's movie 5 good/
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 14, 2008, 01:42:41 AM
Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on January 14, 2008, 01:41:03 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 14, 2008, 01:34:47 AM
Two chances to bring the most emotional piece of literature I've ever read to life :bow :bow :bow

Have you ever read anything other than the Harry Potter books ooc

Yes, but very few books had ever made me cry. In fact the only ones that did were like books I read as a kid, like Gilly Hopkins and Tuck Everlasting lol :bow
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Post by: Ichirou on January 14, 2008, 01:44:41 AM
Did you like the Tuck Everlasting movie? Alexis Bledel, yum.
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Post by: Vizzys on January 14, 2008, 01:46:06 AM
I cried when pd said harry potter made him cry

a single tear
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 14, 2008, 01:46:24 AM
Never saw it Ich

but I did write a letter to Kristen Dunst more than ten years ago, asking if she'd play Gilly Hopkins in a film adaption. She never answered  :'(
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Post by: TVC15 on January 14, 2008, 01:46:28 AM
PD JUST FUCKING SAY YOU ARE JOKING.  YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE ME FUCKING DRINK OUT OF SHAME FOR THE distinguished mentally-challenged YOUTH.  THE CHILDREN ARE THE FUCKING FUTURE AND THEY ARE ALL GODDAMNED distinguished mentally-challenged
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Post by: Ichirou on January 14, 2008, 01:47:35 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 14, 2008, 01:46:24 AM
Never saw it Ich

but I did write a letter to Kristen Dunst more than ten years ago, asking if she'd play Gilly Hopkins in a film adaption. She never answered  :'(

I wrote a letter to Terry Farrell (Dax from Deep Space Nine) and she sent me back an autographed photo. :heartbeat

TVC, hasn't it already been said that in three years PD, Gay Boy, and BK Auteur are going to be large and in charge?  Weep for us.
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Post by: CajoleJuice on January 14, 2008, 01:47:43 AM
I've never read a Harry Potter book, TVC! Take solace in that.

Unfortunately, a friend begged me to watch the movies so much that I finally gave in.

I kinda hate him.
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on January 14, 2008, 01:49:34 AM
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...and I cried on more than 3 different occassions before finishing the book, at which point I teared up again.

I bet you faked it to get the fantasy-dork sympathy-solidarity vote
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 14, 2008, 01:50:06 AM
Quote from: TVC 15 on January 14, 2008, 01:46:28 AM
PD JUST FUCKING SAY YOU ARE JOKING.  YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE ME FUCKING DRINK OUT OF SHAME FOR THE distinguished mentally-challenged YOUTH.  THE CHILDREN ARE THE FUCKING FUTURE AND THEY ARE ALL GODDAMNED distinguished mentally-challenged

I'm not a sensitive man but I cried




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when Dobby died, mainly during his emotional funeral

when Ron left Harry in the woods

when Snape died. "look at me" :(

I was in tears for basically all of the final confrontation at Hogwarts

when Harry named his son after Snape
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Title: Re: Deathly Hallows to officially blow ass in movie form
Post by: TVC15 on January 14, 2008, 01:50:31 AM
okay, the next thing PD responds with had better be "I was joking."  Followed by a fucking apology.

PD, if fucking HARRY POTTER made you cry, you aren't a sensitive man, you are an emotionally-stunted hormonal adolescent girl.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 14, 2008, 01:52:50 AM
 :'(

Harry Potter means a lot to me, I'm sorry
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Post by: TVC15 on January 14, 2008, 01:54:06 AM
This interview is over.  I'm going to walk to the super market, and mentally convince myself that this was just some sort of dumb troll.
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Post by: Ichirou on January 14, 2008, 01:56:15 AM
PD, dude, I thought you were saving the jokey antics for GAF.  This is not good.

SMH
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 14, 2008, 01:57:03 AM
I'm pretty sure I talked about crying during DH here before. It's not like Harry Potter is my favorite book or anything