THE BORE

General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: recursivelyenumerable on January 14, 2008, 06:50:27 AM

Title: i've fallen to 80 wpm. will any woman ever love me?
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on January 14, 2008, 06:50:27 AM

even when I was getting 120 wpm (a few minutes ago) I wasn't getting laid (let alone invited into a long-term fulfilling committed relationship).  if i couldn't get any play then, is there any hope for me now? 

and I don't think I can even have a do-over because I've just about exhausted the entire Gettysburg Address.  i'd be a filthy cheater.

Title: Re: i've fallen to 80 wpm. will any woman ever love me?
Post by: Powerslave on January 14, 2008, 07:35:10 AM

Train yourself to get better, you can forget women until you improve. Make a montage of your training sessions.