THE BORE

General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: hyp on January 14, 2008, 07:17:31 PM

Title: Lair coming to Wii.
Post by: hyp on January 14, 2008, 07:17:31 PM
okay not really.  but Factor 5 is.

http://kotaku.com/344690/lair-developer-goes-to-wii

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Factor 5's Lair wasn't exactly the most well received of PlayStation 3 games, despite its often-pretty graphics. It was generally blasted for inaccurate SIXAXIS control, unreliable SIXAXIS control and craptastic SIXAXIS control, among a few other things we don't remember. According to a report from IGN, the team has decided to give game development and motion control a go on another platform, bringing an unnamed game to the Wii. F5 boss man Julian Eggebrecht told the outlet that the team is hard at work on something that's not for the Virtual Console and not running on GameCube era Star Wars Rogue Squadron tech, with IGN believing that it's not a waggle-filled PilotWings sequel.
Title: Re: Lair coming to Wii.
Post by: calcifer on January 14, 2008, 07:25:27 PM
(http://i18.tinypic.com/86zhvki.png)
Title: Re: Lair coming to Wii.
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 14, 2008, 07:45:11 PM
Nintendo doesn't want them
Title: Re: Lair coming to Wii.
Post by: Beezy on January 14, 2008, 07:45:58 PM
Who cares. Factor 5 doesn't know how to make fun games.
Title: Re: Lair coming to Wii.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 14, 2008, 08:10:35 PM
I loved RS2.  Bring it on.
Title: Re: Lair coming to Wii.
Post by: tiesto on January 14, 2008, 09:25:37 PM
Factor 4.9 should just build graphic engines and make developer tools for other 3rd parties on the Wii, and have other, more competent designers do the gameplay portion. Their games always looked fantastic but the gameplay looked snore inducing.
Title: Re: Lair coming to Wii.
Post by: hyp on January 14, 2008, 09:28:33 PM
Factor 4.9 should just build graphic engines and make developer tools for other 3rd parties on the Wii, and have other, more competent designers do the gameplay portion. Their games always looked fantastic but the gameplay looked snore inducing.

that actually sounds like a great idea.
Title: Re: Lair coming to Wii.
Post by: bork on January 14, 2008, 09:43:41 PM
Who cares. Factor 5 doesn't know how to make fun games.

Didn't they make Mega Turrican for the Genesis?  That was pretty good.  I mean, it came out like 13 years ago, but still.
Title: Re: Lair coming to Wii.
Post by: Smooth Groove on January 14, 2008, 09:54:36 PM
Factor 5's Nintendo games were never great but they were at least playable, unlike Lair.  Calcifier's pic should have Sony and Factor 5 switched around.  Lair probably did more damage to the PS3 than anything else. 
Title: Re: Lair coming to Wii.
Post by: calcifer on January 14, 2008, 10:21:45 PM
Lair probably did more damage to the PS3 than anything else. 

 :lol

xbot logic at it's best

halo 3 made bungie a laughing stock and ms got rid of them.. 360 is enough damaged on its own
Title: Re: Lair coming to Wii.
Post by: MCD on January 14, 2008, 10:23:48 PM
yeah, 8 million sales sure is a laughing stock.
Title: Re: Lair coming to Wii.
Post by: AdmiralViscen on January 14, 2008, 10:25:02 PM
I wish I could be unbiased like calcifer.

Calcifer, tell us again about how Epic never mentioned kill.switch as inspiration for Gears.
Title: Re: Lair coming to Wii.
Post by: calcifer on January 14, 2008, 10:25:34 PM
yeah, 8 million sales sure is a laughing stock.

a) it's not 8m sold to people
b) how many albums have britney spears sold?

halo 3 is 360s lair except you xbots are so thick that you actually bought it

Title: Re: Lair coming to Wii.
Post by: MCD on January 14, 2008, 10:26:22 PM
 :spin
Title: Re: Lair coming to Wii.
Post by: AdmiralViscen on January 14, 2008, 10:26:41 PM
:rofl

Wrong on all counts?

calcifer, where are you from?
Title: Re: Lair coming to Wii.
Post by: calcifer on January 14, 2008, 10:27:36 PM
:rofl

Wrong on all counts?

calcifer, where are you from?

uranus
Title: Re: Lair coming to Wii.
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 14, 2008, 10:30:48 PM
Calcifer is a PD joke poster, I'm calling it.
Title: Re: Lair coming to Wii.
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on January 14, 2008, 10:31:17 PM
He's someone's joke account, that's for sure.
Title: Re: Lair coming to Wii.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 14, 2008, 10:36:43 PM
yeah, 8 million sales sure is a laughing stock.

a) it's not 8m sold to people

b) how many albums have britney spears sold?

halo 3 is 360s lair except you xbots are so thick that you actually bought it


:lol
Title: Re: Lair coming to Wii.
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 14, 2008, 10:37:53 PM
laughing at your own jokes, I see!
Title: Re: Lair coming to Wii.
Post by: tiesto on January 14, 2008, 10:38:22 PM
Halo 3 is the best single-player Halo ever, about 80% of the game is quality (the other 20% being the final 2 stages of course). Plus the sales for the game were astronomical, I have no idea how anybody could call it a failure of a game... though I know of at least a few people who prefer H2 in multiplayer (and I'll admit I'm more partial to some of the H2 maps).
Title: Re: Lair coming to Wii.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 14, 2008, 10:40:14 PM
laughing at your own jokes, I see!

Why would I troll my favorite console?
Title: Re: Lair coming to Wii.
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 14, 2008, 10:42:50 PM
I don't know, you tell us, ma'am!
Title: Re: Lair coming to Wii.
Post by: AdmiralViscen on January 14, 2008, 10:44:09 PM
calcifer do you like vomit porn?
Title: Re: Lair coming to Wii.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 14, 2008, 10:47:36 PM
well, let's see, calcifer is a character from a shitty miyazaki movie

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

who could it be
Title: Re: Lair coming to Wii.
Post by: Ichirou on January 15, 2008, 12:17:42 AM
I don't believe calcifer is anyone's joke account.
Title: Re: Lair coming to Wii.
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 15, 2008, 02:42:23 AM
Hang on, the LAIR engine is supposed to be good now  ??? 
Title: Re: Lair coming to Wii.
Post by: Ichirou on January 15, 2008, 02:49:53 AM
No, like dcharlie said, it's just some pathetic PS3 fan still in denial about the state of suckitude over in Sonyland.
Title: Re: Lair coming to Wii.
Post by: calcifer on January 15, 2008, 08:21:00 AM
 :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Lair coming to Wii.
Post by: abrader on January 15, 2008, 09:32:57 AM
LAIR was fun - I guess they decided to take their waggle where the fans really wanna waggle.

Title: Re: Lair coming to Wii.
Post by: abrader on January 15, 2008, 01:11:26 PM
any of it really - I like the tilt control and like playing something  different for a change.

Title: Re: Lair coming to Wii.
Post by: hyp on January 15, 2008, 01:13:04 PM
here we go again.
Title: Re: Lair coming to Wii.
Post by: abrader on January 15, 2008, 07:45:17 PM
oh I agree - its been done before and better.

The tilt controls alone are what save it for me - its just something different to play admist a primarily analog stick controlled library of games.

I dont think its a must have or a system seller - but instead a different kind of game id rate a 7.0.

Its like a different kind of game in my library - like a DDR, Samba D Amigo or a arcade lightgun game that doesnt use conventional controls.


Title: Re: Lair coming to Wii.
Post by: abrader on January 15, 2008, 08:33:02 PM
yeah dood its like a drinking fun time game.... not a major part of anyones gaming life or anything...except all the attention I get for owning it ;)

Title: Re: Lair coming to Wii.
Post by: AdmiralViscen on January 15, 2008, 10:29:23 PM
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:lol :lol :lol


I fail to see how it could be any worse than the "real" version.

I remember everyone on GAF believing wollan over me and a load of other people when we warned people that this game ran like gash at TGS06, but NOoooooooooooooooooo.

All the Sfags sided with ONE SONY AFFILIATED PERSON (oh, and Kaching - who wasn't even there!) rather than a good 20 people because we were all "xbots"

Seriously, i fucking LOVE being right all the time.

Wollan tried to push that game? After playing it? :rofl
Title: Re: Lair coming to Wii.
Post by: AdmiralViscen on January 16, 2008, 12:36:32 AM
How could anyone not come back after hearing about PS3's dominant 2008 lineup?
Title: Re: Lair coming to Wii.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 16, 2008, 01:19:49 AM
omg xenos :bow :bow

ps3 will seem lastgen total :o :o
Title: Re: Lair coming to Wii.
Post by: TVC15 on January 16, 2008, 02:42:09 AM
Lair was unfun and gross looking.  I can't decide whether it was better or worse than Kane and Lynch.  I think K&L might be slightly better, but really, it's splitting hairs.