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General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: Van Cruncheon on January 15, 2008, 12:49:53 AM

Title: my daughter's review of the first hour of ff12 transcribed
Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 15, 2008, 12:49:53 AM
is this a city
yes, it's a city sweetie
go outside
okay, god this thing is a maze
the girl is not outside
she is a he
no, the girl is a girl
fine, okay
go outside
fuck i can't find my way around this godawful town
it's not a town it's a city
that's a credible observation
no that's a mans
that guy? he's a lizard man
yeah he's a lizard mans, go back to the lizard mans
no
go left
no
go left
no
go left
jesus let me drive in peace
go outside the city
we're outside
go back into the city
no, i need to level up
no, not level up, go back into the city
yes, see the cactus man? let's beat his ass
no no no
okay, fine, let's go back into the stupid maze city
no, go outside
WHAT DO YOU WANT
play the space game daddy, the space game is better

(the "space game" is mario galaxy)

:'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: my daughter's review of the first hour of ff12 transcribed
Post by: MrAngryFace on January 15, 2008, 12:51:37 AM
Hahaa youre playing 12? At least play 9 haha :(
Title: Re: my daughter's review of the first hour of ff12 transcribed
Post by: MCD on January 15, 2008, 12:51:49 AM
Your daughter is right, space game is better.

and Vaan is a girl.
Title: Re: my daughter's review of the first hour of ff12 transcribed
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 15, 2008, 12:52:02 AM
A+ review

FF9 sucks, worst FF other than 2
Title: Re: my daughter's review of the first hour of ff12 transcribed
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on January 15, 2008, 12:52:15 AM
 :rofl
Title: Re: my daughter's review of the first hour of ff12 transcribed
Post by: Oblivion on January 15, 2008, 12:53:28 AM
play the space game daddy, the space game is better

(the "space game" is mario galaxy)

:'( :'( :'(

Your kid knows whats  what it seems.

Ya done good, prof.
Title: Re: my daughter's review of the first hour of ff12 transcribed
Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 15, 2008, 12:53:37 AM
ff9 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ff12
Title: Re: my daughter's review of the first hour of ff12 transcribed
Post by: Himu on January 15, 2008, 12:54:32 AM
omfg :rofl
Title: Re: my daughter's review of the first hour of ff12 transcribed
Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 15, 2008, 12:55:12 AM
she leared "left" and "right" recently, btw, but her little 6502 class KID PROCESSING UNIT lags behind the input, so this made dalmasca even LESS navigable by her standards

she is also OBSESSED with super mario galaxy. FUCK YOU MIYAMOTO.
Title: Re: my daughter's review of the first hour of ff12 transcribed
Post by: Ellrick on January 15, 2008, 12:55:20 AM
 :lol

My kid loves the space game too, but we beat it. I got her Mario Party for Christmas, and all Ive heard about since is candy, coins and stars. What a terrible fucking game, and I play it EVERY DAY.
Title: Re: my daughter's review of the first hour of ff12 transcribed
Post by: Oblivion on January 15, 2008, 12:55:45 AM
Also, before I read the SMG part in parenthesis, I thought she was referring to Super Star Dust HD or Space giraffe.
Title: Re: my daughter's review of the first hour of ff12 transcribed
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 15, 2008, 12:57:03 AM
play the space game daddy, the space game is better

I was hoping she was talking about Doom or StarCraft at first. Oh well, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree
Title: Re: my daughter's review of the first hour of ff12 transcribed
Post by: Himu on January 15, 2008, 12:58:52 AM
she leared "left" and "right" recently, btw, but her little 6502 class KID PROCESSING UNIT lags behind the input, so this made dalmasca even LESS navigable by her standards

she is also OBSESSED with super mario galaxy. FUCK YOU MIYAMOTO.

rabanastre is the most ridiculous city ever in an rpg. It's huge as hell, but there nothing to do there and everything is so stupidly spread out. So boring.
Title: Re: my daughter's review of the first hour of ff12 transcribed
Post by: MrAngryFace on January 15, 2008, 12:59:25 AM
im gunna punch u next time yer in town for that synth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: my daughter's review of the first hour of ff12 transcribed
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 15, 2008, 01:02:00 AM
 :lol :lol :lol

Title: Re: my daughter's review of the first hour of ff12 transcribed
Post by: Ichirou on January 15, 2008, 01:03:59 AM
Drinky's kid. :bow

BTW, you didn't really swear in front of her, did you? Bad Prole!
Title: Re: my daughter's review of the first hour of ff12 transcribed
Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 15, 2008, 01:08:19 AM
i swear in front of her all the time when her mom ain't lookin'. maf/tvc will confirm. she's never repeated any of it!
Title: Re: my daughter's review of the first hour of ff12 transcribed
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 15, 2008, 01:08:43 AM
...
Title: Re: my daughter's review of the first hour of ff12 transcribed
Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 15, 2008, 01:09:47 AM
i don't want her growin' up into some home-schoolie vagine what sobs during harry fucking potter books
Title: Re: my daughter's review of the first hour of ff12 transcribed
Post by: MCD on January 15, 2008, 01:09:55 AM
i swear in front of her all the time when her mom ain't lookin'. maf/tvc will confirm. she's never repeated any of it!
Such is the power of Xenos

NEXT GEN  KID :bow :bow :bow
Title: Re: my daughter's review of the first hour of ff12 transcribed
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 15, 2008, 01:14:24 AM
i bet she likes harry potter too
Title: Re: my daughter's review of the first hour of ff12 transcribed
Post by: Ichirou on January 15, 2008, 01:15:43 AM
i swear in front of her all the time when her mom ain't lookin'. maf/tvc will confirm. she's never repeated any of it!

Since you say "when her mom ain't lookin'," I take it she would object?
Title: Re: my daughter's review of the first hour of ff12 transcribed
Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 15, 2008, 01:21:32 AM
oh yes, and how
Title: Re: my daughter's review of the first hour of ff12 transcribed
Post by: Ichirou on January 15, 2008, 01:25:45 AM
My parents never swore around me when I was a little kid but now that everyone in the house is over twenty my mom swears up a storm.  My dad never swears, tho (which is weird 'cuz he's spanish and they're a notoriously foul-mouthed people).
Title: Re: my daughter's review of the first hour of ff12 transcribed
Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 15, 2008, 01:25:51 AM
:bow :bow groo awesome dad confirmed total :bow :bow
Title: Re: my daughter's review of the first hour of ff12 transcribed
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on January 15, 2008, 01:26:42 AM
i don't want her growin' up into some home-schoolie vagine what sobs during harry fucking potter books
Drinky, don't ever change.  :-*
Title: Re: my daughter's review of the first hour of ff12 transcribed
Post by: MrAngryFace on January 15, 2008, 01:31:03 AM
I downloaded FFVII --> FFX Piano last night, forgot how good FFVIII Piano was, tho Silence and Motion is still better on the OST, a lot is lost in a piano version.
Title: Re: my daughter's review of the first hour of ff12 transcribed
Post by: Ichirou on January 15, 2008, 01:36:02 AM
I downloaded FFVII --> FFX Piano last night, forgot how good FFVIII Piano was, tho Silence and Motion is still better on the OST, a lot is lost in a piano version.

Did you cry when you listened to Aerith's theme on piano, remembering how she got killed?

AERIS/TH NOOOOOO
Title: Re: my daughter's review of the first hour of ff12 transcribed
Post by: MrAngryFace on January 15, 2008, 01:47:05 AM
Nah, I didnt like FFVII that much
Title: Re: my daughter's review of the first hour of ff12 transcribed
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 15, 2008, 02:02:53 AM
I arranged Aerith's theme for my HS orchestra :-[
Title: Re: my daughter's review of the first hour of ff12 transcribed
Post by: Ichirou on January 15, 2008, 02:12:19 AM
I arranged Aerith's theme for my HS orchestra :-[

Quote
Synthesizer Patel
Captain of the HMS Japafag

You wear that tag well.
Title: Re: my daughter's review of the first hour of ff12 transcribed
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 15, 2008, 02:26:12 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCCiB7yNeic
[youtube=425,350]FCCiB7yNeic[/youtube]