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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: The Fake Shemp on January 15, 2008, 04:31:47 PM

Title: "Tom Cruise, have you met a SP?"
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 15, 2008, 04:31:47 PM: (http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k36/SlinkyT82/tomcruiselaugh.gif)
Title: Re: "Tom Cruise, have you met a SP?"
Post by: demi on January 15, 2008, 04:36:14 PM: jew
Title: Re: "Tom Cruise, have you met a SP?"
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 15, 2008, 04:37:39 PM: "I'd like to go on vacation and just romp and play and do that. That's what I want it to be ... but I can't. Because I know. I know. So I have to do something about it. ... You can sit here and wish it was different. You know I have to do something, don't I? Because I can't live with myself if I don't."

:lol

WHAT THE FUCK
Title: Re: "Tom Cruise, have you met a SP?"
Post by: bud on January 15, 2008, 04:38:27 PM: there are so many tom cruise threads on gaf/eb today.

in before lock
Title: Re: "Tom Cruise, have you met a SP?"
Post by: brawndolicious on January 15, 2008, 04:53:22 PM: SP?
Title: Re: "Tom Cruise, have you met a SP?"
Post by: Tauntaun on January 15, 2008, 04:57:26 PM: Quote from: Willco on January 15, 2008, 04:37:39 PM
"I'd like to go on vacation and just romp and play and do that. That's what I want it to be ... but I can't. Because I know. I know. So I have to do something about it. ... You can sit here and wish it was different. You know I have to do something, don't I? Because I can't live with myself if I don't."

:lol

WHAT THE FUCK

that part made me go:

(http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k36/SlinkyT82/tomcruiselaugh.gif)
Title: Re: "Tom Cruise, have you met a SP?"
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 15, 2008, 04:57:53 PM: Quote from: am nintenho on January 15, 2008, 04:53:22 PM
SP?

"Suppressive Person, an evil person; someone who criticizes Scientology in any way."
Title: Re: "Tom Cruise, have you met a SP?"
Post by: brawndolicious on January 15, 2008, 04:59:13 PM: okay, wow. he is insane.
Title: Re: "Tom Cruise, have you met a SP?"
Post by: Robo on January 15, 2008, 04:59:37 PM: I wish I could wear turtle neck sweaters.
Title: Re: "Tom Cruise, have you met a SP?"
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 15, 2008, 05:30:20 PM: How did that man convert Will Smith? A crazy homeless man incoherently rambling on about the apocalypse makes more sense.
Title: Re: "Tom Cruise, have you met a SP?"
Post by: ToxicAdam on January 15, 2008, 05:34:07 PM: (http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k34/FoxFoxerson/UsingDianetics.gif)
Title: Re: "Tom Cruise, have you met a SP?"
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 15, 2008, 05:36:45 PM: It's only slightly less plausible than deism.
Title: Re: "Tom Cruise, have you met a SP?"
Post by: ToxicAdam on January 15, 2008, 05:37:40 PM: Oh Malek, you motherfucker.

:maf
Title: Re: "Tom Cruise, have you met a SP?"
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 15, 2008, 05:39:06 PM: Malek, want to create a new Veronica Belmont-based religion?
Title: Re: "Tom Cruise, have you met a SP?"
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 15, 2008, 05:39:57 PM: Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 15, 2008, 05:39:06 PM
Malek, want to create a new Veronica Belmont-based religion?
About time we ditch virgins and go back to worshiping goddesses.
Title: Re: "Tom Cruise, have you met a SP?"
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 15, 2008, 06:17:15 PM: BUT GUYS ITS NO WORSE THAN CATHOLICISM RITE
Title: Re: "Tom Cruise, have you met a SP?"
Post by: Ichirou on January 15, 2008, 06:18:21 PM: Tom Cruise is batshit insane.
Title: Re: "Tom Cruise, have you met a SP?"
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 15, 2008, 06:20:50 PM: but he's one of our greatest leading men :bow

TOM TOM TOM
Title: Re: "Tom Cruise, have you met a SP?"
Post by: trh on January 15, 2008, 06:40:01 PM: my (ex) friend is buying all of this, what the fuck
Title: Re: "Tom Cruise, have you met a SP?"
Post by: Ichirou on January 15, 2008, 09:52:07 PM: Lions for Lambs flopped pretty hard. Let us hope the age of Tom Cruise as leading man is now over.
Title: Re: "Tom Cruise, have you met a SP?"
Post by: AdmiralViscen on January 15, 2008, 10:16:20 PM: Quote from: ToxicAdam on January 15, 2008, 05:34:07 PM
(http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k34/FoxFoxerson/UsingDianetics.gif)

:lol
Title: Re: "Tom Cruise, have you met a SP?"
Post by: Mupepe on January 15, 2008, 11:08:22 PM: For any who missed it

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4249u_tomcruise_animals
Title: Re: "Tom Cruise, have you met a SP?"
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 15, 2008, 11:14:54 PM: Has any other country created as many fuckin' religions as America?

Come on!
Title: Re: "Tom Cruise, have you met a SP?"
Post by: AdmiralViscen on January 15, 2008, 11:21:49 PM: So no one else is capable of helping people? lol

Why doesn't he put words to action and give all his money to Africa instead of the estate of Hubbard?
Title: Re: "Tom Cruise, have you met a SP?"
Post by: Barry Egan on January 15, 2008, 11:22:15 PM: Rome had more mystery cults cropping up then you could shake a stick at!
Title: Re: "Tom Cruise, have you met a SP?"
Post by: Fresh Prince on January 15, 2008, 11:24:27 PM: Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on January 15, 2008, 11:14:54 PM
Has any other country created as many fuckin' religions as America?

Come on!
India!
Title: Re: "Tom Cruise, have you met a SP?"
Post by: Powerslave on January 15, 2008, 11:26:09 PM: Hinduism is the worst religion ever.
Title: Re: "Tom Cruise, have you met a SP?"
Post by: Fresh Prince on January 15, 2008, 11:29:41 PM: Apart from the gods, ceremonies that involve fire etc. it's true.
Title: Re: "Tom Cruise, have you met a SP?"
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 15, 2008, 11:39:37 PM: I don't know, in a short time you've created a lot of stupid religions.
Title: Re: "Tom Cruise, have you met a SP?"
Post by: Mupepe on January 16, 2008, 12:15:55 AM: Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on January 15, 2008, 11:39:37 PM
I don't know, in a short time you've created a lot of stupid religions.
And tons of Canadians fall for them. Americans are just forward thinking businessmen (except the car industry).
Title: Re: "Tom Cruise, have you met a SP?"
Post by: TVC15 on January 16, 2008, 12:33:56 AM: Holy fucking shit. That video was tits up awesome. I'm signing up.