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General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: MCD on January 16, 2008, 02:42:22 AM

Title: SSBB is parfecto!
Post by: MCD on January 16, 2008, 02:42:22 AM: According to Famitsu:

(http://i6.tinypic.com/80yu70i.jpg)
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 16, 2008, 02:45:31 AM: SSBB is as good as Nintendogs
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Post by: MrAngryFace on January 16, 2008, 02:48:22 AM: Oh Famitsu, you used to mean something
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Post by: MrAngryFace on January 16, 2008, 02:57:03 AM: It was before they gave perfect scores to games I think are dumb
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Post by: Himu on January 16, 2008, 02:58:26 AM: what maf said
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Post by: Vizzys on January 16, 2008, 02:58:59 AM: I like smash bros :(
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Post by: RevenantKioku on January 16, 2008, 02:59:53 AM: POOR JUICED 2! :(
Who really gives a rats ass about scores for SSBB? You were either going to buy it as soon it was announced or not.
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Post by: MrAngryFace on January 16, 2008, 03:01:55 AM: Quote from: Viz on January 16, 2008, 02:58:59 AM
I like smash bros :(

Hey, don't worry about it. I like Azumanga, you like Smash Bros.
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 16, 2008, 03:03:57 AM: Quote from: Steiner on January 16, 2008, 03:01:55 AM
Quote from: Viz on January 16, 2008, 02:58:59 AM
I like smash bros :(

Hey, don't worry about it. I like Azumanga, you like Smash Bros.

Azumanga is good, though! :'(
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Post by: Himu on January 16, 2008, 03:04:01 AM: but azumanga is awesome
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Post by: Oblivion on January 16, 2008, 03:05:42 AM: Famitsu vindicated. :bow

Quote from: dcharlie on January 16, 2008, 02:59:18 AM
the reaction to the 40/40 is comedy gold.

Game gets 40/40 : oh it's as good as Nintendo Dogs! i.e. it's shit
Game gets 39 or below : Famitsu confirms : bomba. i.e. it's shit.

Will you be getting SSB, dcharlie? We can play over the wifi connection.

NWC :bow :bow
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 16, 2008, 03:07:59 AM: if ANY of you over the age of 13 buys smash bros i will mock you relentlessly

you are ADULTS and there are attendant responsibilities associated with your age, and one of them is not twee-ing out like a little girl for kiddy mascot fanservice!

respect knuckles
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Post by: MrAngryFace on January 16, 2008, 03:11:49 AM: Hay I like Azumanga, but this is more about accepting forum mockery than it is Azumanga or SSBB sucking.
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Post by: Ichirou on January 16, 2008, 03:16:56 AM: Quote from: Professor Prole on January 16, 2008, 03:07:59 AM
if ANY of you over the age of 13 buys smash bros i will mock you relentlessly

you are ADULTS and there are attendant responsibilities associated with your age, and one of them is not twee-ing out like a little girl for kiddy mascot fanservice!

respect knuckles

Knuckles is in this too? I thought it was only Sonic.
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Post by: Ichirou on January 16, 2008, 03:22:01 AM: Isn't your kid like two or three years old?
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Post by: MrAngryFace on January 16, 2008, 03:22:51 AM: IT COUNTS!
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Post by: Ichirou on January 16, 2008, 03:41:21 AM: It's kinda your job to keep him away from crap, though.
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Post by: RevenantKioku on January 16, 2008, 03:55:15 AM: Quote from: Professor Prole on January 16, 2008, 03:07:59 AM
if ANY of you over the age of 13 buys smash bros i will mock you relentlessly

you are ADULTS and there are attendant responsibilities associated with your age, and one of them is not twee-ing out like a little girl for kiddy mascot fanservice!

respect knuckles
Bring it on. It's so worth it.
:hump
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Post by: Ichirou on January 16, 2008, 04:00:01 AM: Quote from: Groo on January 16, 2008, 03:50:02 AM
That's exactly why he won't be watching Azumanga anytime soon.

Azumanga is awesome. You have either never seen it or dcharlie has polluted your mind against it. BAD DCHARLIE BAD
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Post by: Ichirou on January 16, 2008, 04:04:51 AM: Quote from: Groo on January 16, 2008, 04:02:11 AM
I can't wait for my little boy to school Drinky's daughter online in Smash Bros.
I'll have him use Bowser and Drinky's daughter can use Peach. The in-character rape will be hilarious.

lol girls don't play video games unless they're Bratz or Barbie
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 16, 2008, 04:12:12 AM: there will be no smash bros in my house. if she wants marketing material targeting prepubescents, she can watch saturday morning programming like the rest of did before we developed discretionary faculties
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 16, 2008, 04:14:37 AM: Quote from: Professor Prole on January 16, 2008, 04:12:12 AM
there will be no smash bros in my house. if she wants marketing material targeting prepubescents, she can watch saturday morning programming like the rest of did before we developed discretionary faculties

speaking of, why HASN'T some enterprising developer made a Sumabura clone starring all your favorite 80s cartoon rejects
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 16, 2008, 04:15:58 AM: i call dibs on peter potamus and grape ape
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Post by: Ichirou on January 16, 2008, 04:17:37 AM: Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on January 16, 2008, 04:14:37 AM
Quote from: Professor Prole on January 16, 2008, 04:12:12 AM
there will be no smash bros in my house. if she wants marketing material targeting prepubescents, she can watch saturday morning programming like the rest of did before we developed discretionary faculties

speaking of, why HASN'T some enterprising developer made a Sumabura clone starring all your favorite 80s cartoon rejects

Takara did one in Japan for PS2, sorta. Features Optimus Prime, the guy from Hudson's Adventure Island, Bomberman, and a few other characters from games/animation.
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Post by: bork on January 16, 2008, 04:25:32 AM: Quote from: Ichirou on January 16, 2008, 04:17:37 AM
Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on January 16, 2008, 04:14:37 AM
Quote from: Professor Prole on January 16, 2008, 04:12:12 AM
there will be no smash bros in my house. if she wants marketing material targeting prepubescents, she can watch saturday morning programming like the rest of did before we developed discretionary faculties

speaking of, why HASN'T some enterprising developer made a Sumabura clone starring all your favorite 80s cartoon rejects

Takara did one in Japan for PS2, sorta. Features Optimus Prime, the guy from Hudson's Adventure Island, Bomberman, and a few other characters from games/animation.

That game hit the Game Cube as well, and also had Konami representation with SIMON BELMONT and SOLID SNAKE. :lol It sucked, but damn was the cast a cool idea.
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Post by: tiesto on January 16, 2008, 08:58:05 AM: Game of the forever, nice to see Famitsuu has taste.
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Post by: Joe Molotov on January 16, 2008, 12:08:42 PM: Like there was any doubt. Super Smash Bros. :bow
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Post by: Beezy on January 16, 2008, 12:13:13 PM: 2008 GOTY :bow :bow :bow
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Post by: MrAngryFace on January 16, 2008, 12:15:39 PM: oh god
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Post by: Joe Molotov on January 16, 2008, 12:22:14 PM: Quote from: Steiner on January 16, 2008, 12:15:39 PM
oh god

Yes, Smash Bros is godly. :bow
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Post by: FlameOfCallandor on January 16, 2008, 12:36:09 PM: Fuck you guys, Smash brothers is fun fun FUN.
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Post by: Beezy on January 16, 2008, 12:39:49 PM: SSB is better than orange juice, scotch, something Drinky likes, and japanese wives, combined. :rock
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Post by: SpudBud on January 16, 2008, 12:41:53 PM: Smash Bros FTW.
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 16, 2008, 01:20:36 PM: we really need to institute an age limit of > 18 for posting privileges
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Post by: hyp on January 16, 2008, 01:25:21 PM: i've never played a smash bros. game in my life.

am i really missing out on anything?
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Post by: CajoleJuice on January 16, 2008, 01:41:18 PM: So Tom, have you ever played SSB?

(http://i15.tinypic.com/6jpkqdg.gif)

spoiler (click to show/hide)
I like SSB :-\
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Title: Re: SSBB is parfecto!
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on January 16, 2008, 02:17:29 PM: Quote from: Professor Prole on January 16, 2008, 01:20:36 PM
we really need to institute an age limit of > 18 for posting privileges

Your out numbered grandpa. Go change your depends and watch some 60 minutes.
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 16, 2008, 02:31:35 PM: If Nintendogs is a non-game, then Smash Brothers is a non-non-game. Actually, Mr. Game-and-Watch is kind of like Doom Patrol's Mr. Nobody.
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Post by: Oblivion on January 16, 2008, 03:56:27 PM: Patel, if SSB isn't your thing, I hear a Mushroom Kingdom Hears is in the works. :hyper :hyper