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Title: Pacman Fever - Titans CB heads for record 7th arrest after punching a stripper
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 16, 2008, 04:37:11 AM: The dude has been suspended from the NFL for a season and is on thin ice after that plea bargain in that Nevada attempted murder case. So what he does he do? He punched a stripper in the face. (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3197653) :lol

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Title: Re: Pacman Fever - Titans CB heads for record 7th arrest after punching a stripper
Post by: Ichirou on January 16, 2008, 04:39:09 AM: I :lol whenever I look at that picture of Tommy. Any chance of shrinking it down and turning it into an emoticon?
Title: Re: Pacman Fever - Titans CB heads for record 7th arrest after punching a stripper
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 16, 2008, 04:40:09 AM: We should get one of our talented animators to make an animated head scratching gif.
Title: Re: Pacman Fever - Titans CB heads for record 7th arrest after punching a stripper
Post by: DJ_Tet on January 16, 2008, 09:01:52 AM: Why does he have a claw?

And Pacman Jones is fucking stupid :lol
Title: Re: Pacman Fever - Titans CB heads for record 7th arrest after punching a stripp
Post by: Tauntaun on January 16, 2008, 11:09:01 AM: His plea should be:

"I don't know, I mean I do what I do because I do it you know? I do things....BWAHAHAHA ALL THE WAY! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!"

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Title: Re: Pacman Fever - Titans CB heads for record 7th arrest after punching a stripper
Post by: Bloodwake on January 16, 2008, 02:17:19 PM: There are no words.

Wow.
Title: Re: Pacman Fever - Titans CB heads for record 7th arrest after punching a stripp
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 16, 2008, 03:37:10 PM: Dumbass. For a second I thought he was going to stay quiet.
Title: Re: Pacman Fever - Titans CB heads for record 7th arrest after punching a stripp
Post by: Mandark on January 16, 2008, 04:30:58 PM: Not a stripper. A lawyer.

Read the article, mang.
Title: Re: Pacman Fever - Titans CB heads for record 7th arrest after punching a stripp
Post by: demi on January 16, 2008, 04:39:55 PM: Quote from: Mandark on January 16, 2008, 04:30:58 PM
Not a stripper. A lawyer.

Read the article, mang.

I did. It says she was a lawyer stripper.
Title: Re: Pacman Fever - Titans CB heads for record 7th arrest after punching a stripp
Post by: Ecrofirt on January 16, 2008, 06:15:17 PM: Quote from: Willco on January 16, 2008, 04:40:09 AM
We should get one of our talented animators to make an animated head scratching gif.
Perhaps tonight, if I have the time.
Title: Re: Pacman Fever - Titans CB heads for record 7th arrest after punching a stripp
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 16, 2008, 06:20:51 PM: wakka wakka wakka
Title: Re: Pacman Fever - Titans CB heads for record 7th arrest after punching a stripp
Post by: Tauntaun on January 16, 2008, 06:24:46 PM: Quote from: demi on January 16, 2008, 04:39:55 PM
Quote from: Mandark on January 16, 2008, 04:30:58 PM
Not a stripper. A lawyer.

Read the article, mang.

I did. It says she was a lawyer stripper.

Does she give "free" legal advice if you drop $20's instead of $1's? :-*
Title: Re: Pacman Fever - Titans CB heads for record 7th arrest after punching a stripp
Post by: Mandark on January 16, 2008, 06:34:34 PM: Quote from: Tauntaun on January 16, 2008, 06:24:46 PM
Quote from: demi on January 16, 2008, 04:39:55 PM
Quote from: Mandark on January 16, 2008, 04:30:58 PM
Not a stripper. A lawyer.

Read the article, mang.

I did. It says she was a lawyer stripper.

Does she give "free" legal advice if you drop $20's instead of $1's? :-*

PRO BONO. That punchline is begging you to use the phrase "pro bono". Come on!
Title: Re: Pacman Fever - Titans CB heads for record 7th arrest after punching a stripp
Post by: T234 on January 16, 2008, 06:38:24 PM: To be fair Mandark, you can't expect us all to be as good as you at forum posting, as you got a hapless mmorpg nerd/disney fan to fake kill himself just a short time ago!
Title: Re: Pacman Fever - Titans CB heads for record 7th arrest after punching a stripper
Post by: Ichirou on January 16, 2008, 09:04:19 PM: Manabyte pretended to kill himself?
Title: Re: Pacman Fever - Titans CB heads for record 7th arrest after punching a stripp
Post by: T234 on January 16, 2008, 09:08:02 PM: I can't do any searching on GAF, but yeah.

EDIT: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=9039483#post9039483 (http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=9039483#post9039483)
Title: Re: Pacman Fever - Titans CB heads for record 7th arrest after punching a stripp
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 16, 2008, 11:03:29 PM: Quote from: Mandark on January 16, 2008, 04:30:58 PM
Not a stripper. A lawyer.

They both sell themselves for money - what's the difference?