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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Phoenix Dark on October 25, 2006, 03:25:00 PM

Title: WTF Brown Bunny
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 25, 2006, 03:25:00 PM
I just stumbled across this movie. Well, not the movie, but a certain scene from the movie...

Has anyone seen this movie? wtf is this. Please tell me this guy isn't considered to be some brilliant indie mind ugh. That was basically porn
Title: Re: WTF Brown Bunny
Post by: Thee Reverend Gary Davis on October 25, 2006, 03:32:40 PM
i was going to buy it due to the ace soundtrack.
Title: Re: WTF Brown Bunny
Post by: Melissa on October 25, 2006, 03:51:33 PM
Trivia for The Brown Bunny

-Both Winona Ryder and Kirsten Dunst were already on the set, shooting scenes, when director/star Vincent Gallo fired them from the project. Gallo revealed this during a press conference in Cannes 2003.

-For many critics, the worst film ever admitted into the competition of the Cannes film festival.

-When Roger Ebert first viewed the movie in May 2003, he stated that he thought it was the worst movie in the history of the Cannes Film Festival. In August 2004, after watching an edited-down, shorted version of the film, Ebert gave it a thumbs up on his show, stating its editing changed the film.

-The opening scene of Gallo driving was originally almost 20 minutes of him just driving until it was cut down because it was too long.

-In particular, Roger Ebert called the film "the worst in the history of Cannes" to which Vincent Gallo responded that Ebert was a "fat pig with the physique of a slave trader". Ebert paraphrased a remark of Winston Churchill and responded that "although I am fat, one day I will be thin, but Mr. Gallo will still have been the director of 'Brown Bunny'". Gallo then put a "hex" on Ebert's colon, to which Ebert responded that "even my colonoscopy was more entertaining than his film".

-Chloë Sevigny claimed in interviews that the fellatio scene was not simulated.

-On 31 July 2004 a billboard for the film was put up on Sunset Blvd. It depicted the infamous fellatio scene, cut off and blurred. Due to limited (but vocal) community outcry, the billboard was taken down on August 5.

-The oral sex scene was filmed using remote cameras with only Vincent Gallo and Chloë Sevigny in the room.

-The Region 1 (U.S.) DVD version of The Brown Bunny contains about 304 shots in just under 92 minutes of action. This equates to: An Average Shot Length = ~17.9 seconds. A Median Shot Length = ~18.6 seconds. This contrasts with most contemporary Hollywood films that usually contain a few thousand shots, and hence average shot lengths around 2 to 5 seconds.
Title: Re: WTF Brown Bunny
Post by: Fishie on October 25, 2006, 03:52:45 PM
Nice blow job.
Title: Re: WTF Brown Bunny
Post by: Vizzys on October 25, 2006, 03:59:12 PM
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-In particular, Roger Ebert called the film "the worst in the history of Cannes" to which Vincent Gallo responded that Ebert was a "fat pig with the physique of a slave trader". Ebert paraphrased a remark of Winston Churchill and responded that "although I am fat, one day I will be thin, but Mr. Gallo will still have been the director of 'Brown Bunny'". Gallo then put a "hex" on Ebert's colon, to which Ebert responded that "even my colonoscopy was more entertaining than his film".

Damn  :lol Ebert is pimp smooth.
Title: Re: WTF Brown Bunny
Post by: Saint Cornelius on October 25, 2006, 04:08:26 PM
I heard it was a "stunt cock"

Vincent Gallo is fucking unbearable
Title: Re: WTF Brown Bunny
Post by: Bacon on October 25, 2006, 04:14:51 PM
Nice blow job.

Not really.
Title: Re: WTF Brown Bunny
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 25, 2006, 04:19:48 PM
Nice blow job.

Not really.

Didn't really seem like a good one. She was just moving her mouth up and down it, not really doing anything. I'VE SEEN BETTER
Title: Re: WTF Brown Bunny
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on October 25, 2006, 05:16:25 PM
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-In particular, Roger Ebert called the film "the worst in the history of Cannes" to which Vincent Gallo responded that Ebert was a "fat pig with the physique of a slave trader". Ebert paraphrased a remark of Winston Churchill and responded that "although I am fat, one day I will be thin, but Mr. Gallo will still have been the director of 'Brown Bunny'". Gallo then put a "hex" on Ebert's colon, to which Ebert responded that "even my colonoscopy was more entertaining than his film".

Damn  :lol Ebert is pimp smooth.

QFMFT
Title: Re: WTF Brown Bunny
Post by: Saint Cornelius on October 25, 2006, 05:20:44 PM
If you watched the movie - which I'm not saying you should - you would know why it wasn't a good blowjob. It wasn't SUPPOSED to be.
Title: Re: WTF Brown Bunny
Post by: brawndolicious on October 26, 2006, 12:23:14 AM
Most disgusting scene I've seen in a film.  It's like the ultimate ego-stroke.