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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Phoenix Dark on January 18, 2008, 08:06:24 PM

Title: Hi guys
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 18, 2008, 08:06:24 PM
(http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e86/PhoenixDark1/tears.jpg)

:(
Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: Mupepe on January 18, 2008, 08:07:33 PM
is that jizz?
Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 18, 2008, 08:08:01 PM
Is that jizz on your Harrry Potter book?

edit: beaten and we both used the word jizz.  :lol
Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 18, 2008, 08:08:02 PM
are those tear drops on the lens? 
Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: brawndolicious on January 18, 2008, 08:10:14 PM
are those tear drops on the lens? 
hell no.  that's jizz.

this is disgusting.  fucking this is friday night and there you are jacking off near a candy bar.
Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 18, 2008, 08:11:12 PM
are those tear drops on the lens? 
hell no.  that's jizz.

this is disgusting.  fucking this is friday night and there you are jacking off near a candy bar.
He needed some energy.
Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: AdmiralViscen on January 18, 2008, 08:11:32 PM
That's thin jizz.
Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: brawndolicious on January 18, 2008, 08:12:12 PM
I guess that's what happens when you jack off 10 times a day...
Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 18, 2008, 08:12:27 PM
That's thin jizz.

Well, when you jack off 6 times a day...
Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: lordmaji on January 18, 2008, 08:13:44 PM
PD... what's w/ the suspense? :P
Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: AdmiralViscen on January 18, 2008, 08:16:39 PM
This thread is full of myna birds  :o
Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on January 18, 2008, 08:17:07 PM
Would you be willing to send me that Snickers bar?
Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 18, 2008, 08:21:41 PM
Well, at least the book had one good climax in it.
Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 18, 2008, 08:23:10 PM
 :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: Ichirou on January 18, 2008, 08:26:47 PM
I can't believe you jacked off on your Harry Potter book.  You've truly gone "over the edge."
Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 18, 2008, 08:26:52 PM
Well, at least the book had one good climax in it.

Your jokes are so fucking corny. But I love them. :lol
Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: bud on January 18, 2008, 08:27:12 PM
they're almost as good as the ones in family guy.
Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 18, 2008, 08:35:09 PM
Why?

Did she see the picture and cry out in a pig calling shriek "PARRRRRTICLE!  Is that ejaculation on that Potter book?"


Couse thats how I imagine such an event going down. 
Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 18, 2008, 08:37:29 PM
Did she see the picture and cry out in a pig calling shriek "PARRRRRTICLE!  Is that ejaculation on that Potter book?"

The nominal form is "ejaculate"

pronounced with a soft-a as in apple, not the hard-a as in hate of the verb
Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: Eel O'Brian on January 18, 2008, 08:41:18 PM
smh @ pd's low sperm count
Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 18, 2008, 08:48:12 PM
Did she see the picture and cry out in a pig calling shriek "PARRRRRTICLE!  Is that ejaculation on that Potter book?"

The nominal form is "ejaculate"

pronounced with a soft-a as in apple, not the hard-a as in hate of the verb

I was trying to making it sound like a dump pig farming trying to say something beyond her vocabulary.   
Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: TVC15 on January 18, 2008, 08:50:25 PM
Did she see the picture and cry out in a pig calling shriek "PARRRRRTICLE!  Is that ejaculation on that Potter book?"

The nominal form is "ejaculate"

pronounced with a soft-a as in apple, not the hard-a as in hate of the verb

Is that "hate" as in "I hate those fucking Harry Potter books"?
Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 18, 2008, 08:53:43 PM
Did she see the picture and cry out in a pig calling shriek "PARRRRRTICLE!  Is that ejaculation on that Potter book?"

Replace Particle with Brian and you got it. She told me to stay off the porno sites.


She didn't even question you in your choice of porn?
Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 18, 2008, 08:54:36 PM
Those are tears :(
Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 18, 2008, 08:56:20 PM
Those are tears :(
Honestly, jizz would be less embarrassing.
Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 18, 2008, 08:58:40 PM
Why would you be crying at the opening and not at the end?


Are these tears of anticipation? 
Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 18, 2008, 09:00:28 PM
OMG your mom caught you with Bible Black?  O fuck.
Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 18, 2008, 09:08:03 PM
haha.  I hope for the sake of your inheritance she didn't see any girl with penis rape.
Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: AdmiralViscen on January 18, 2008, 09:38:27 PM
What is Bible Black
Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 18, 2008, 09:42:16 PM
haha.  I hope for the sake of your inheritance she didn't see any girl with penis rape.

It wasn't even a full episode. It was just boobs.

You are a lucky man.

AV:  Download it.  I dare you.  New Testament preferably. 
Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: flonamen on January 18, 2008, 09:55:33 PM
haha.  I hope for the sake of your inheritance she didn't see any girl with penis rape.

It wasn't even a full episode. It was just boobs.
So do you prefer Hentai or real porn? Ever catch your dad watching porn? Would be funny to blackmail him :D
Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: AdmiralViscen on January 18, 2008, 10:04:07 PM
He's in porn? :o
Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: flonamen on January 18, 2008, 10:04:18 PM
So do you prefer Hentai or real porn? Ever catch your dad watching porn? Would be funny to blackmail him :D

Real Porn. Hentai isn't appealing but its funny sometimes. I don't need to blackmail my dad with porn. He's already in enough shit as it is.
Heh, me to. Though my friend is crazy about Hentai and watches it 90% of the time. I will give Hentai one accolade though, it actually can have a decent story.
Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 19, 2008, 09:02:27 PM
(http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e86/PhoenixDark1/cheebo4.jpg)
Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 19, 2008, 09:07:18 PM
Cheebs confirm that it's PD.
Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 19, 2008, 09:08:58 PM
wtf no way
Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on January 19, 2008, 09:10:56 PM
Oh fucking shit
Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: demi on January 19, 2008, 09:12:39 PM
haha look at that little bit of hair on the front, PD is balding
Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 19, 2008, 09:21:07 PM
He looks really good...If thats him. 
Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: Mupepe on January 19, 2008, 09:21:24 PM
THERE IS NO EXCUSE AS TO WHY YOU SHOULD NOT GET LAID
Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 19, 2008, 09:23:17 PM
THERE IS NO EXCUSE AS TO WHY YOU SHOULD NOT GET LAID

I'm living proof that girls aren't lying when they say that personality is everything  :'(
Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: Ichirou on January 19, 2008, 09:24:21 PM
(http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e86/PhoenixDark1/cheebo4.jpg)

Hahaha, you're actually good-looking.  Disappointment total.

Now take a pic of your gigantic black penis.
Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 19, 2008, 09:25:35 PM
Yea what the fuck, PD. You should've banged like 10 hoes by now.
Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: Ichirou on January 19, 2008, 09:28:32 PM
(http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/4773/dryhumpdanceyd8.gif)

By all rights, this should be you, PD!
Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 19, 2008, 09:29:23 PM
Now take a pic of your gigantic black penis.

Yes I will not believe its PD until I see that face, a gigantic black penis and a Harry Potter book all in one picture. 
Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: drew on January 19, 2008, 09:29:29 PM
Whaaaaaaat I thought PD was super skinny?

Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: Ichirou on January 19, 2008, 09:33:29 PM
Have you missed the posts where he said he's been working out?
Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: drew on January 19, 2008, 09:37:20 PM
I guess so.
Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 19, 2008, 09:39:25 PM
How could you tell from that pic?
Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: drew on January 19, 2008, 09:45:21 PM
That is not the face, neck, or shoulders of a skinny man.
Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 19, 2008, 09:45:52 PM
Eh, he should've gotten laid if that were the case.
Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: brawndolicious on January 19, 2008, 09:47:19 PM
what kind of camera is that?  you look orange.  take a pic in fluorescent or natural light.  also shave the mustache or grow a beard.  it makes you look like a young teen.

Drewsy, he's about 160.  Not skinny.  Not really fat.  Maybe he started working out to work off the weight you gain in freshman year?

I'm 150 and I don't look skinny.  except for my arms.  and neck.  and nipples.
Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 19, 2008, 09:52:18 PM
DON'T MAKE FUN OF THE ORANGE, RACIST!
Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: Fresh Prince on January 19, 2008, 09:57:01 PM
I'm trying to imagine PD on his bed, hunched over and slowly sobbing while reading Harry Potter. It's difficult to do.
Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: brawndolicious on January 19, 2008, 09:58:23 PM
I'm imagining him reading HP with a bangbros site on his screen and drinking orange soda...
Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: Fresh Prince on January 19, 2008, 10:02:19 PM
I'm more likely to believe the picture is fake.
Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 19, 2008, 10:05:25 PM
The pic kinda jives with what he's posted already...which is why I'm inclined to believe it's possibly real.
Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: brawndolicious on January 19, 2008, 11:17:26 PM
I'm more likely not to give a shit if he has such a noob mustache.
Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: Ichirou on January 20, 2008, 12:19:32 AM
At least this picture definitely confirms that PD is the man and Gay Boy is the woman in their relationship.
Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: Candyflip on January 20, 2008, 12:21:52 AM
I'd hit PD.

(http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/4773/dryhumpdanceyd8.gif)

By all rights, this should be you, PD!
Sauce? Really. What the hell was supposed to be going on here? And what happens in the left side of the pic towards the end?
Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 20, 2008, 12:34:00 AM
(http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e86/PhoenixDark1/cheebo1.jpg)
Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 20, 2008, 12:36:45 AM
You look sad.  :-\
Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: Ichirou on January 20, 2008, 12:38:17 AM
More hot PD pixxx:

(http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e86/PhoenixDark1/cheebo2.jpg)
"The 'come hither' look"

(http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e86/PhoenixDark1/cheebo5.jpg)
"Tonight, I'll be your loverman"

HOT HOT HOT

Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: Ichirou on January 20, 2008, 12:39:18 AM
I'd hit PD.

(http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/4773/dryhumpdanceyd8.gif)

By all rights, this should be you, PD!
Sauce? Really. What the hell was supposed to be going on here? And what happens in the left side of the pic towards the end?

demi posted it.  It's awesome.
Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: brawndolicious on January 20, 2008, 02:46:52 AM
he started taking these pics last week to make a special thread to post them.

wow, that's gay.
Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: AdmiralViscen on January 20, 2008, 02:57:09 AM
who gives a fuck
Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on January 20, 2008, 04:03:27 AM
Quote
THERE IS NO EXCUSE AS TO WHY YOU SHOULD NOT GET LAID

i've been told i'm pretty cute and i (mostly) can't either
(http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z47/contextfree/fnb1.jpg)

The guy in my avatar is sexier, though.
Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: Ichirou on January 20, 2008, 04:12:12 AM
You look like Jared Leto in My So-Called Life.

lol
Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on January 20, 2008, 04:14:20 AM
yeah, I get that a lot.   :-[  8)  :(  :D ???

god, I love my new avatar!
Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: Ichirou on January 20, 2008, 04:17:22 AM
He fucked Claire Danes and her best friend in the first season of the show.

HIGH FIVE
Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on January 20, 2008, 04:20:10 AM
i may start a band soon, and i guarantee it'll be better than 30 Seconds to Mars
Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: TVC15 on January 20, 2008, 04:20:20 AM
PD, get somebody else to hold the camera so we don't have to see blurry pics.  Also don't use a shitty format like JPG unless it's high resolution and not compressed.  Give us PNGs!  Alternately, if you got shaky hands, use a higher ISO, or a slower shutter speed.  Are those auto settings on that photo?  The exposure time is 1/11th of a second, so I think it might be, but that's a funky time for an auto.
Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: brawndolicious on January 20, 2008, 04:21:44 AM
he looks like a normal black guy.  why are you guys so excited for more pictures of him?
Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on January 20, 2008, 04:22:38 AM
because not everyone thinks black people all look the same.
Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: Ichirou on January 20, 2008, 04:22:59 AM
he looks like a normal black guy.

Yeah, and Slaughterhouse-Five sucked.  Tell me moar.  PD is sizzling.
Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on January 20, 2008, 04:23:35 AM
TVC does my avatar turn you on?
Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: TVC15 on January 20, 2008, 04:26:25 AM
I don't know who he is, and it appears he might have a bit of a butt chin, but aside from that, he appears handsome.
Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on January 20, 2008, 04:27:37 AM
what do you have against butt chins?

I wonder if there's a Wikipedia entry for "butt chin"
Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: Ichirou on January 20, 2008, 04:27:51 AM
Cleft chins are hot.  Cary Grant omgggg
Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on January 20, 2008, 04:28:37 AM
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Cleft chin
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
(Redirected from Butt chin)

from the talk page:

Quote
I'm really perplexed as to what the anonymous House of Representatives IP contributor's interest in this article is. I monitor their contributions to ensure NPOV, and this is one article they keep coming back to and adding- it's quite bizarre. --Kuzaar-T-C-

Congress is trying to covertly manipulate the American public's conception of butt chins!
Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: Ichirou on January 20, 2008, 04:31:16 AM
Hahaha, they actually redirect you from butt chin.

Too bad PD doesn't have one of those too.  It'd make him even hotter.
Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: brawndolicious on January 20, 2008, 04:32:35 AM
because not everyone thinks black people all look the same.
what the feck?

I'm asking why do you guys want to hound an internet forum poster for pictures.  If he's doing something interesting, I would be interested in pictures of that.  If he is giving the same expressionless pose with some different shirts, I would not be interested in that.

what should happen is that PD and the Michigan Gayness should go on a playdate (lol gay humor) and then they should take pics.  that may be an efficient use of time, bandwidth, and lots of other things.

and numerable, you're avatar's beard is scruffy.
Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: Ichirou on January 20, 2008, 04:44:20 AM
I have already requested pics of PD and Gay Boy together, preferably in some sort of embrace.  I don't think it'll happen tho.
Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: brawndolicious on January 20, 2008, 04:53:57 AM
I could see them watching harry potter and arguing about which is better while cuddling.
Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 20, 2008, 06:19:11 AM
PD, get somebody else to hold the camera so we don't have to see blurry pics.  Also don't use a shitty format like JPG unless it's high resolution and not compressed.  Give us PNGs!  Alternately, if you got shaky hands, use a higher ISO, or a slower shutter speed.  Are those auto settings on that photo?  The exposure time is 1/11th of a second, so I think it might be, but that's a funky time for an auto.

I will fiddle with it tomorrow and start working on better pics
Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: TVC15 on January 20, 2008, 06:25:13 AM
If you have any questions or need help, just ask.  I get benefited in the end once you get drunk and give us all cock pics.
Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 20, 2008, 06:28:25 AM
you better post some recent pics too omg
Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: Ichirou on January 20, 2008, 06:30:22 AM
I've never figured out how to change shutter speed on my Cybershot. :(
Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: TVC15 on January 20, 2008, 06:34:01 AM
I've never figured out how to change shutter speed on my Cybershot. :(

I use my cybershot for like P shots exclusively.  The interface on the camera is very friendly for effects and changing lighting conditions and all that stuff, but it's not so well designed when it comes to fine tuning.  Cybershots are point and shoots, anyway, and I try and restrict my fiddlin to cameras with higher quality image sensors.

Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: Ichirou on January 20, 2008, 06:40:26 AM
I've never been able to take decent night shots with my Cybershot.  I've been thinking of upgrading to something a little nicer.
Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: TVC15 on January 20, 2008, 06:42:25 AM
I've never been able to take decent night shots with my Cybershot.  I've been thinking of upgrading to something a little nicer.

I'm getting good at sunsets and evening.  I'm still trying to figure out what I'm doing at night, though.