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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Eel O'Brian on January 19, 2008, 02:01:39 AM

Title: demi moore is a horrible actress
Post by: Eel O'Brian on January 19, 2008, 02:01:39 AM

Just finished watching Mr. Brooks, which is a fairly enjoyable B movie with some decent performances, except Demi Moore.  Goddamn she is worthless.  I know she's going to be one of those mediocre actors who achieve some sort of credibility just by growing old, but she sucks.  The movie is fluff, but her pinched-face acting style drops it to below-fluff levels.  I would have enjoyed it at least 20% more if some other, any other, actress was in it.  Even danefuckingcook was better in it than she was.

Demi Moore:  Fucking up my enjoyment of trash cinema since 1981.

Title: Re: demi moore is a horrible actress
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 19, 2008, 02:03:06 AM

I'd let her act like she liked taking one up the pooper.

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If it were 1995

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Title: Re: demi moore is a horrible actress
Post by: flonamen on January 19, 2008, 02:12:49 AM

Isn't she around your age though? Thought you might like her.

Title: Re: demi moore is a horrible actress
Post by: Eel O'Brian on January 19, 2008, 02:26:13 AM

hahaha, you're pretty funny for a zygote.

Title: Re: demi moore is a horrible actress
Post by: AdmiralViscen on January 19, 2008, 02:34:15 AM

 :lol

Title: Re: demi moore is a horrible actress
Post by: Eel O'Brian on January 19, 2008, 02:36:55 AM

Dane Cook:  All the adorable pockmarks of a Tommy Lee Jones, with none of the bothersome talent

Title: Re: demi moore is a horrible actress
Post by: flonamen on January 19, 2008, 02:57:28 AM

She was good in G.I. Jane.

Title: Re: demi moore is a horrible actress
Post by: TVC15 on January 19, 2008, 03:00:10 AM

She is generally pretty terrible, but boy did she used to be atomically fucking cute.

Title: Re: demi moore is a horrible actress
Post by: flonamen on January 19, 2008, 03:03:57 AM

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 19, 2008, 03:00:10 AM

She is generally pretty terrible, but boy did she used to be atomically fucking cute.

how would you know, you're ghey.

Title: Re: demi moore is a horrible actress
Post by: TVC15 on January 19, 2008, 03:20:09 AM

I am comfortable enough with my homosexuality to be able to be able to admit that a female is handsome.

Title: Re: demi moore is a horrible actress
Post by: Ichirou on January 19, 2008, 04:23:55 AM

I would have hit it back when she had those huge implants. :drool

Title: Re: demi moore is a horrible actress
Post by: thekavorka on January 19, 2008, 05:01:29 AM

she was so hot in striptease

Title: Re: demi moore is a horrible actress
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on January 19, 2008, 06:13:31 AM

she was very cute in Ghost.  dumb movie though, but I watched it with my roommate who likes anything from the 80s.

Title: Re: demi moore is a horrible actress
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 19, 2008, 06:23:20 AM

I always get her mixed up with Jennifer Connelly wtf i FAIL  :-\

Title: Re: demi moore is a horrible actress
Post by: demi on January 19, 2008, 06:23:34 AM

Anyone named Demi can't be that bad

Title: Re: demi moore is a horrible actress
Post by: Ichirou on January 19, 2008, 06:27:10 AM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 19, 2008, 06:23:20 AM

I always get her mixed up with Jennifer Connelly wtf i FAIL  :-\

'Scool.  All whiteys look alike.

Title: Re: demi moore is a horrible actress
Post by: Kyle on January 19, 2008, 06:42:37 AM

Quote from: demi on January 19, 2008, 06:23:34 AM

Anyone named Demi can't be that bad

:bow demi :bow

Title: Re: demi moore is a horrible actress
Post by: Shuri on January 19, 2008, 10:54:57 AM

that douglas-rape scene in entrapment was godly.

Title: Re: demi moore is a horrible actress
Post by: Ichirou on January 19, 2008, 11:07:01 AM

You're thinking of Disclosure.

Title: Re: demi moore is a horrible actress
Post by: rodi on January 19, 2008, 11:12:02 AM

Don't fuck with her. She's with the navy seal's.

Title: Re: demi moore is a horrible actress
Post by: Ichirou on January 19, 2008, 11:29:43 AM

If I have to choose between more demi or Demi Moore, it becomes quite simple.  Demi Moore is already past her prime.  demi FTW.

Title: Re: demi moore is a horrible actress
Post by: bud on January 19, 2008, 12:51:18 PM

she was pretty hot in ghost and disclosure

Title: Re: demi moore is a horrible actress
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 19, 2008, 01:35:08 PM

Quote from: Ichirou on January 19, 2008, 11:07:01 AM

You're thinking of Disclosure.

I jerked off to that movie so many times.

Title: Re: demi moore is a horrible actress
Post by: bud on January 19, 2008, 01:49:58 PM

(http://www.barstoolsports.com/_images/articles/2007/05/04/bruceashdemi.jpg)

 :lol

Title: Re: demi moore is a horrible actress
Post by: Shuri on January 20, 2008, 10:27:34 PM

that pic is so awkward.

Title: Re: demi moore is a horrible actress
Post by: TVC15 on January 20, 2008, 11:02:17 PM

Quote from: Ichirou on January 19, 2008, 11:29:43 AM

If I have to choose between more demi or Demi Moore, it becomes quite simple.  Demi Moore is already past her prime.  demi FTW.

And demi isn't past his prime?

Title: Re: demi moore is a horrible actress
Post by: Ichirou on January 20, 2008, 11:37:58 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 20, 2008, 11:02:17 PM

Quote from: Ichirou on January 19, 2008, 11:29:43 AM

If I have to choose between more demi or Demi Moore, it becomes quite simple.  Demi Moore is already past her prime.  demi FTW.

And demi isn't past his prime?

He's a young buck.

Title: Re: demi moore is a horrible actress
Post by: TVC15 on January 21, 2008, 12:32:24 AM

you mean cub

Title: Re: demi moore is a horrible actress
Post by: demi on January 21, 2008, 12:38:28 AM

cool young dude

Title: Re: demi moore is a horrible actress
Post by: TVC15 on January 21, 2008, 12:44:00 AM

Quote from: demi on January 21, 2008, 12:38:28 AM

cool young dude

You're getting too old for that.

Title: Re: demi moore is a horrible actress
Post by: demi on January 21, 2008, 12:51:42 AM

Then I guess I'll have to take the next step to Sugar Daddy-dom

Title: Re: demi moore is a horrible actress
Post by: TVC15 on January 21, 2008, 01:05:59 AM

You're way too femme for that.

Title: Re: demi moore is a horrible actress
Post by: SpudBud on January 21, 2008, 01:37:57 AM

Quote from: bud on January 19, 2008, 01:49:58 PM

(http://www.barstoolsports.com/_images/articles/2007/05/04/bruceashdemi.jpg)

 :lol

Wow :lol