THE BORE
General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: Smooth Groove on January 19, 2008, 02:21:21 AM
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Anyone else tried the crap demo?
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Poor Bishop. :lol
I never really bought into this game being good. Turok has been awful for a long time, and what do we know about the developers of this game? Nothing. Other than Bishop's shameless promotion of it every chance he gets, I don't know why people were so hyped for it. Although I haven't really followed every detail of it's development, so maybe it looked promising at one point. And I still haven't played the demo either, but I heard so it sucked so I probably won't bother. Got enough good FPSs to play through at the moment without playing all the sucky ones too.
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:'(
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THE GOOD: DINOSAURS
THE BAD: EVERYTHING ELSE
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you would think there would be no way in hell that you could fuck up a game which features shooting dinosaurs which are trying to eat you, but, well, there it is.
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They didn't even do a good job of trying to fool us with a good demo. Way to kill off any excitement by starting off in a dark cave where you try to find the way out for 15 mins because you can't see shit.
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i wonder if they'll sticky the turok thread, lol
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I like how you can see your feet
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yet another generic fps with a twist -- dinos. played the ps3 demo tonight and was not even remotely impressed. the controls feel too loose and graphically unimpressive. major props to the virals for making this game seem like it was going to be some reinvention of the franchise. too bad the demo fucked up all that hard work.
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I guess I'll have to wait for Haze for my godly FPS fix :'(
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I think it's completely average at its best. It's just not engaging.
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BONES...THAT AIN'T GOOD
SO MUCH FOR OUR PLEASANT STROLLLLLL
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(http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/upload/2006/02/trex_in_f14.jpg)
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I guess I'll have to wait for Haze for my godly FPS fix :'(
Never thought I'd hear that phrase...
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The people turn into zombies turn into dinos? :o Sounds good!
yea something like that. they gave the main character frank's move set from dead rising. you can rip the necks off the dinos even!
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don't support it
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I just have a bad feeling about the new Turok. I mean squad mechanics? stealth kills? That's not the Turok I know.
There better be:
a) those little golden triangles you pick up to gain health that make that awesome noise
b) a grenade launcher
c) portals to the otherworld
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Health regenerates over time.
They got Halo in my Turok. FUCK!
In remembrance of this great game, and as a history lesson for particlereality:
[youtube=425,350]L4zIVLJw7fE[/youtube]
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PARTICLE ACCELERATOR :bow
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I just played the demo. It was horribly boring.
I think it's about time the series finally dies.
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what do you mean about time? it's been dead since... 2000? lol
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what do you mean about time? it's been dead since... 2000? lol
In the sense that there would be no more entries in the series. I thought Evolution's reception was proof enough that nobody cared about the franchise anymore. Apparently, I was wrong.
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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=9397712&postcount=325
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That is a complete embarrassment. It'd be the worst port ever done.
i'd say RSX budget gpu but it looks like a ps2 game.
emotion engine budget gpu :gloomy
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My Lord, I have the Ps3 demo, and now that I see the Xbox demo, what the fuck? Looks like a washed out PC game with a poor vid card on the PS3. At first I thought it was your cable, but theeeeeeeeeeen. It became clear.
Still though, the game itself was trash.
I wonder why :rofl
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it's waaaaaaay too late but I'm up with a newborn and couldn't let this particular brand of idiocy rest unchallenged.
IW has done it.
My studio pulled it off.
So has Epic.
At some point, you have to remove the blinkers and look between the lines at what's not being said. If it's excuse-making to cover up the lack of portability in your engine, so be it. But when other studios can get the job done, those words ring hollow.
Sony's architecture may be more difficult to work with in comparison to the 360 and PC, but it has provided a wonderful litmus test in separating the wheat from the chaff when it comes to coding.
No excuses.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=8687445&postcount=277
hmm...
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I'm banned :lol
You have been banned for the following reason:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=9398638&postcount=381
Date the ban will be lifted: 04-20-2008, 01:00 PM
Before posting this though :'(
You do realize that the demo was put together months before optimizations on the finished product, right? Like it or not, there are going to be differences in multiplatform titles, and getting an equivalent-playing UE3 game up and running on the PS3 takes a lot of effort.
Sony's architecture may be more difficult to work with in comparison to the 360 and PC, but it has provided a wonderful litmus test in separating the wheat from the chaff when it comes to coding.
No excuses.
Fuckin a' man.
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I'm stunned.
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me too.
Three months for saying Turok looks like a PS2 game? I guess I'll stick to dissing Dyack games LOL
edit: Can someone post that barb I didn't quite get off?
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Hilarious shit.
Let's all protest Bishop by impregnating a female and sticking around for at least 2 months.
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hmm...
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You're probably going to get permabanned, McDragon. :lol Bishop's asshole is puckered so tight right now, you couldn't squeeze a greased nickel through it. Should have shined that shit up for the Cell, mang. I don't what's more embarrassing, those PS3 shots, or his defense of them.
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so be it.
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:lol oh god, my stomach :lol :lol, AdmiralViscen, you are my hero
:rofl
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so be it.
I just think it's funny that he's getting all super pissed off about this, then he's trying to act like it's no big deal and he expected this from GAF. :lol
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IW has done it.
My studio pulled it off.
So has Epic.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
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:lol
bishop is full of it. Hopefully he gets reminded of his "separate wheat from the chaff" fiasco anytime he dares to criticize another dev house from now on.
BTW, the demo is godawful. Feels like a generic console FPS from 2001.
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if i were him, i wouldn't have even mentioned that i worked on the game in the first place.
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what does he do anyway? is he QA? a lowly AP? guess i'll have to look it up
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what does he do anyway? is he QA? a lowly AP? guess i'll have to look it up
PR ;)
Nah, he said he was working on the AI, I think. At least that's his cover story. He's in this video, but it doesn't say who he is.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6Hd-iOmGs4
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Hilarious shit.
Let's all protest Bishop by impregnating a female and sticking around for at least 2 months.
:rofl
edit: omfg thank you McDragon :lol
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btw someone should spam the Evilbore link by PM to everyone who backed me up in that thread.
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what does he do anyway? is he QA? a lowly AP? guess i'll have to look it up
PR ;)
Nah, he said he was working on the AI, I think. At least that's his cover story. He's in this video, but it doesn't say who he is.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6Hd-iOmGs4
I'd imagine it was the black guy in the beginning, no? Game looks so awfully generic it's not even funny.
What was the bish fuck and chuck story again?
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Hilarious shit.
Let's all protest Bishop by impregnating a female and sticking around for at least 2 months.
what?
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Nah, he said he was working on the AI, I think. At least that's his cover story. He's in this video, but it doesn't say who he is.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6Hd-iOmGs4
Holy shit, are those fucking SPACE MARINES?
That's it, I'm setting their building on fire.
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Hilarious shit.
Let's all protest Bishop by impregnating a female and sticking around for at least 2 months.
what?
BishopTL left his wife and baby. Too busy shining up that shit for the Cell I believe.
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Hilarious shit.
Let's all protest Bishop by impregnating a female and sticking around for at least 2 months.
what?
BishopTL left his wife and baby. Too busy shining up that shit for the Cell I believe.
What? Just up and left? How do you know this?
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:o :o :o :o
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:o :o :o :o
Don't play dumb. :lol
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Hilarious shit.
Let's all protest Bishop by impregnating a female and sticking around for at least 2 months.
what?
BishopTL left his wife and baby. Too busy shining up that shit for the Cell I believe.
What? Just up and left? How do you know this?
I read the whole story on OA. Guy is a deadbeat piece of shit.
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Don't hate the player, hate the game.
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/carnosaur/carnosaur5.jpg)
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read Post 465 and down.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=228221&page=10
Uprising acoming. Ron Pauuuuuuuuuuuuul :-*
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me too.
Three months for saying Turok looks like a PS2 game? I guess I'll stick to dissing Dyack games LOL
edit: Can someone post that barb I didn't quite get off?
That bishop is pretty fucked up. People say worse shit than that and get away with it.
Well, at the very least it'll bomb, so there's that.
And you always have us, AV. :heartbeat :interracial
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:D
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AV, fuck it. go exclusive baby... :rock
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lol, thead's locked now
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I haven't made a serious post at GAF since last year.
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wait, bishop left his family and posted that?
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Hilarious shit.
Let's all protest Bishop by impregnating a female and sticking around for at least 2 months.
:rofl
edit: omfg thank you McDragon :lol
sure.
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That thread is a piece of work.
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EDIT: nm, I like Tim.
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Hilarious shit.
Let's all protest Bishop by impregnating a female and sticking around for at least 2 months.
what?
BishopTL left his wife and baby. Too busy shining up that shit for the Cell I believe.
What? Just up and left? How do you know this?
I read the whole story on OA. Guy is a deadbeat piece of shit.
Link, please. I didn't know he was such a shithead.
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Wow, he cannot take Turok criticism. Also, don't dredge up someone's personal life. If you want to engage in that kind of behavior - go sign up for OA. Don't bring that shit here.
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I have my PS3 hooked up to ethernet, and my other two consoles are still sitting in my car, along with all my games, but I'm still not downloading the Turok demo
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Anyone remember Bishop's hypework for 'The Outfit'?
Hilarious ban thread calling him on his shit.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=104461
Bishop, tell us what happened after the Outfit bombzered
Please, don't pull any punches(but please don't curse!)
Tell us, what went wrong? Are you still employed? Who is to blame?
Thanks. :)
Check out Demi's reply in that wonderfully orchestrated thread. :bow
Props to whomever bought that GAF account from Koala for 5 bucks on Paypal and kamikazeed BishopTL. :bow :bow :bow
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Nice to see a ban thread with a slew of awesome people in it instead of IN BEFORE LOCK LOL BAN PLZ FIRST
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yeah, i'm an amazing poster - best poster according to Frank O'Connor, btw
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Going on the internet to defend your work is just stupid.
Better than banning people on the internet to defend your work amirite
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his hard work as coffee gatherer, lols
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That coffee ain't gonna deliver itself!
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Chicken McFly? :lol :o :lol
I'm great. :-*
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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=230580
nyuknyuknyuk
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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=230580
nyuknyuknyuk
I love those screenshots. I mean, I know the point of it all was to show how much of the image is being cut off in the 16:9 shot but you really couldn't have picked a more bland, dark, and grey area. VERY IMPRESSIVE.
I also love how GAF is supposed to tip-toe around anything Turok related now. I doubt we'll be hearing too many cries of "LAZY DEVELOPER!" with this one.
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what's even worse are the bish cocksuckers "warning" other posters to keep quiet, like it's fucking soviet russia and not just a goddamned video game message board.
"hey dude, you really don't want to get banned do you shhhhh be careful"
i mean who gives a fuck, there are only like ten thousand other message boards out there
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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=230580
nyuknyuknyuk
I love those screenshots. I mean, I know the point of it all was to show how much of the image is being cut off in the 16:9 shot but you really couldn't have picked a more bland, dark, and grey area. VERY IMPRESSIVE.
I also love how GAF is supposed to tip-toe around anything Turok related now. I doubt we'll be hearing too many cries of "LAZY DEVELOPER!" with this one.
Developers ARE lazy. Just ask EA. :lol :o
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what's ap
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Oh, so like Jade Raymond's bitch?
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jade raymond's bitch's bitch
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Assistant Producer.
My friend in Hollywood tells me that position is at the bottom of the food chain for aspiring directors. The job barely pays more than minimum wage and sometimes it's even a voluntary position. Is assistant producer a similar position in the gaming world?
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Yes
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So AI work means that basically Bishop is just an AI that follows orders?
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Yes
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lol fake widescreen
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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=230580 (http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=230580)
Everyone in this thread is fucked. Everyone.
I posted in that thread. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!