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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Ichirou on January 20, 2008, 12:44:41 AM

Title: Is Phoenix Dark the sexiest black man on Evilbore?
Post by: Ichirou on January 20, 2008, 12:44:41 AM: omg yes

Please post some pics of you and Gay Boy together. Like, preferably with your arm over his shoulder, and having him, like, rubbing your chest. :hyper
Title: Re: Is Phoenix Dark the sexiest black man on Evilbore?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 20, 2008, 12:53:08 AM: Indeed. I resign the title, crown, and cravat to him.
Title: Re: Is Phoenix Dark the sexiest black man on Evilbore?
Post by: Ichirou on January 20, 2008, 12:54:55 AM: You're black?
Title: Re: Is Phoenix Dark the sexiest black man on Evilbore?
Post by: Himu on January 20, 2008, 12:55:01 AM: -_-
Title: Re: Is Phoenix Dark the sexiest black man on Evilbore?
Post by: TVC15 on January 20, 2008, 12:55:38 AM: Quote from: Ichirou on January 20, 2008, 12:54:55 AM
You're black?

He just doesn't know what a black person is. He's Canadian.
Title: Re: Is Phoenix Dark the sexiest black man on Evilbore?
Post by: Ichirou on January 20, 2008, 12:56:02 AM: (http://www.shoxty.com/archives/gary-coleman.jpg)

Sorry, Himu. It's no contest. :(
Title: Re: Is Phoenix Dark the sexiest black man on Evilbore?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 20, 2008, 12:59:19 AM: Quote from: Ichirou on January 20, 2008, 12:54:55 AM
You're black?

I did not see black in the title! I have been drinking! I have been watching the currie of life episodes of Naruto!
Title: Re: Is Phoenix Dark the sexiest black man on Evilbore?
Post by: Himu on January 20, 2008, 01:00:21 AM: I don't look like Gary Coleman AT ALL.
Title: Re: Is Phoenix Dark the sexiest black man on Evilbore?
Post by: Ichirou on January 20, 2008, 01:00:56 AM: Post a pic. Let's make this an Evilbore Nubian Beauty Contest.
Title: Re: Is Phoenix Dark the sexiest black man on Evilbore?
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 20, 2008, 01:02:09 AM: Quote from: Himuro on January 20, 2008, 01:00:21 AM
I don't look like Gary Coleman AT ALL.

Yeah. I agree.
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Title: Re: Is Phoenix Dark the sexiest black man on Evilbore?
Post by: TVC15 on January 20, 2008, 01:02:20 AM: Quote from: Father_Mike on January 20, 2008, 12:59:19 AM
Quote from: Ichirou on January 20, 2008, 12:54:55 AM
You're black?

I did not see black in the title! I have been drinking! I have been watching the currie of life episodes of Naruto!

How drunk are you? Show us your weenis!
Title: Re: Is Phoenix Dark the sexiest black man on Evilbore?
Post by: Ichirou on January 20, 2008, 01:05:00 AM: Show us your Bzhole, Arvie.
Title: Re: Is Phoenix Dark the sexiest black man on Evilbore?
Post by: Himu on January 20, 2008, 01:06:12 AM: I'll make some new pics this week.
Title: Re: Is Phoenix Dark the sexiest black man on Evilbore?
Post by: TVC15 on January 20, 2008, 01:06:58 AM: Quote from: Ichirou on January 20, 2008, 01:05:00 AM
Show us your Bzhole, Arvie.

[youtube=425,350]YXxhV0LZtJs[/youtube]
Title: Re: Is Phoenix Dark the sexiest black man on Evilbore?
Post by: Ichirou on January 20, 2008, 01:08:21 AM: Quote from: Himuro on January 20, 2008, 01:06:12 AM
I'll make some new pics this week.

Awesome. Now if we can get Beezy to join in, we'll have us a beauty pageant.
Title: Re: Is Phoenix Dark the sexiest black man on Evilbore?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 20, 2008, 01:09:34 AM: Would I win sexies black man if I showed my g-hole? I always wanted to be a sexy black man.

Not that drunk. Just enough to laugh more than I should at lees drunken mastery.
Title: Re: Is Phoenix Dark the sexiest black man on Evilbore?
Post by: Ichirou on January 20, 2008, 01:16:05 AM: Well, you don't know who your dad is. Maybe you're part black, and you know about the one-drop rule, right?
Title: Re: Is Phoenix Dark the sexiest black man on Evilbore?
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 20, 2008, 01:17:15 AM: Quote from: Father_Mike on January 20, 2008, 01:09:34 AM
Would I win sexies black man if I showed my g-hole? I always wanted to be a sexy black man.

I bet you can get a little black in you if you expose your Bzhole to Himuro in person . ;)
Title: Re: Is Phoenix Dark the sexiest black man on Evilbore?
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 20, 2008, 01:19:02 AM: Quote from: Ichirou on January 20, 2008, 01:16:05 AM
Well, you don't know who your dad is. Maybe you're part black, and you know about the one-drop rule, right?
If Arvie fails to swallow every last drop, TCV15 beats him until he's black and bruised?
Title: Re: Is Phoenix Dark the sexiest black man on Evilbore?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 20, 2008, 01:19:20 AM: Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on January 20, 2008, 01:17:15 AM
Quote from: Father_Mike on January 20, 2008, 01:09:34 AM
Would I win sexies black man if I showed my g-hole? I always wanted to be a sexy black man.

I bet you can get a little black in you if you expose your Bzhole to Himuro in person . ;)

Would that count as the one-inch rule?
Title: Re: Is Phoenix Dark the sexiest black man on Evilbore?
Post by: TVC15 on January 20, 2008, 01:19:36 AM: Quote from: Ichirou on January 20, 2008, 01:16:05 AM
Well, you don't know who your dad is. Maybe you're part black, and you know about the one-drop rule, right?

Would ANY fucking black man wear a fucking cravat? I have a copy of Blackula right here, and let me tell you, Blackula ain't wearing no cravat, and as a matter of fact, he kills some homos in the movie. I think that is evidence enough that black men are not fans of the cravat.
Title: Re: Is Phoenix Dark the sexiest black man on Evilbore?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 20, 2008, 01:26:59 AM: Thats because the trend never hit them; when men were wearing cravats they were still wearing cotton shirts made from their own hand.
Title: Re: Is Phoenix Dark the sexiest black man on Evilbore?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 20, 2008, 02:22:42 AM: I wouldn't wear a cravat - too formal for me. I like button up shirts but...cravats? Only guys with long hair can pull that off, like Father Mike :bow
Title: Re: Is Phoenix Dark the sexiest black man on Evilbore?
Post by: Beezy on January 20, 2008, 03:02:48 AM: i win
Title: Re: Is Phoenix Dark the sexiest black man on Evilbore?
Post by: TVC15 on January 20, 2008, 03:38:33 AM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 20, 2008, 02:22:42 AM
I wouldn't wear a cravat - too formal for me. I like button up shirts but...cravats? Only guys with long hair can pull that off, like Father Mike :bow

How about an ascot? Blackula does seem to be wearing one of them when Dracula turns him into Blackula.
Title: Re: Is Phoenix Dark the sexiest black man on Evilbore?
Post by: Ichirou on January 20, 2008, 03:43:09 AM: Quote from: Beezy on January 20, 2008, 03:02:48 AM
i win

PICS
Title: Re: Is Phoenix Dark the sexiest black man on Evilbore?
Post by: T234 on January 20, 2008, 03:47:01 AM: As somebody who has seen pics of all three of the dudes in question, 'tis close to call.
Title: Re: Is Phoenix Dark the sexiest black man on Evilbore?
Post by: Beezy on January 20, 2008, 03:56:11 AM: I have no new pics except for one where my head is cut off. Here are the same old ones that I always post:

(http://profile.ak.facebook.com/profile2/150/113/n27609721_22530.jpg)
(http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/v10/21/14/10508378/n10508378_6245528_2459.jpg)
Title: Re: Is Phoenix Dark the sexiest black man on Evilbore?
Post by: Himu on January 20, 2008, 03:59:51 AM: someone post that image of beezy where the black stallion is in front of him

demi made it
Title: Re: Is Phoenix Dark the sexiest black man on Evilbore?
Post by: Beezy on January 20, 2008, 04:02:06 AM: ???
Title: Re: Is Phoenix Dark the sexiest black man on Evilbore?
Post by: Ichirou on January 20, 2008, 04:09:58 AM: Perhaps I should change this thread into a poll and let the public decide.
Title: Re: Is Phoenix Dark the sexiest black man on Evilbore?
Post by: treythemovie on January 20, 2008, 05:29:56 AM: I voted for Father Mike because he is drunk, always a plus in my book
Title: Re: Is Phoenix Dark the sexiest black man on Evilbore?
Post by: Tauntaun on January 20, 2008, 08:30:50 AM: Beezy's my weezy fo sho. :maf <~~~gangsta face
Title: Re: Is Phoenix Dark the sexiest black man on Evilbore?
Post by: Ichirou on January 20, 2008, 09:51:40 AM: Himu better post photographic proof of his hotness soon, he's fading fast in the polls. :o
Title: Re: Is Phoenix Dark the sexiest black man on Evilbore?
Post by: cloudwalking on January 20, 2008, 11:58:58 AM: we have some fine ebony hunks here on evilbore. we should release a 2009 calendar: "eb's dark chocolate" and feature all our distinguished black dreamboats in compromising poses.
Title: Re: Is Phoenix Dark the sexiest black man on Evilbore?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 20, 2008, 01:01:25 PM: Quote from: cloudwalking on January 20, 2008, 11:58:58 AM
we have some fine ebony hunks here on evilbore. we should release a 2009 calendar: "eb's dark chocolate" and feature all our distinguished black dreamboats in compromising poses.

It will be a three month year?
Title: Re: Is Phoenix Dark the sexiest black man on Evilbore?
Post by: Himu on January 20, 2008, 01:06:29 PM: FATHER MIKE IS NOT BLACK.
Title: Re: Is Phoenix Dark the sexiest black man on Evilbore?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 20, 2008, 01:13:05 PM: White man still holding the Black man down!
Title: Re: Is Phoenix Dark the sexiest black man on Evilbore?
Post by: Ichirou on January 20, 2008, 11:13:44 PM: Quote from: cloudwalking on January 20, 2008, 11:58:58 AM
we have some fine ebony hunks here on evilbore. we should release a 2009 calendar: "eb's dark chocolate" and feature all our distinguished black dreamboats in compromising poses.

I propose we call it "Sexual Dark Chocolate: The Evilbore 2009 Experience" and make it an interactive multimedia calendar you install on your PC. So, like, everyday there'll be a random audio quote from Himu ("Nice tits!"), Phoenix Dark "I'm really a woman, and my name is Michelle"), or Beezy ("Mmm...Blasians...") whenever you start up your computer.
Title: Re: Is Phoenix Dark the sexiest black man on Evilbore?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 21, 2008, 03:52:34 PM: I might start wearing a cravet to combat Mike :o
Title: Re: Is Phoenix Dark the sexiest black man on Evilbore?
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 21, 2008, 03:54:45 PM: The only time a black man touches a cravat is when he's chocking the life out of whitey.
Title: Re: Is Phoenix Dark the sexiest black man on Evilbore?
Post by: demi on January 21, 2008, 04:00:48 PM: Quote from: Beezy on January 20, 2008, 04:02:06 AM
???

:lol fuck i remember what it was too, but i dont have it... it was posted on GAF