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Title: A New Challenger Has Entered the Ring! am nintendo pulls a PHOENIX DARK!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 22, 2008, 03:23:38 PM
"I checked out Brazil last week.  didn't get what all the hype was about."
- am nintenho
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Post by: Bloodwake on January 22, 2008, 03:24:52 PM
"I checked out Brazil last week.  didn't get what all the hype was about."
- am nintenho


lmfao

In the internet rating craze, I gave it a 9/10. Probably one of two Gilliam films I can stand, and it's amazing. It's like 1984 except hilarious and with this great art style.
Title: Re: A New Challenger Has Entered the Ring! am nintendo pulls a PHOENIX DARK!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 22, 2008, 03:27:14 PM
I'd give Brazil a 15 Nathan's hot dogs out of 18.
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Post by: Mupepe on January 22, 2008, 03:28:01 PM
He ranked it 3 Curry Pies out of 7 Osama Beards
Title: Re: A New Challenger Has Entered the Ring! am nintendo pulls a PHOENIX DARK!
Post by: Robo on January 22, 2008, 03:31:48 PM
This news is unsurprising and par for the course.  Did you miss his analysis of Slaughterhouse Five?  Or Raiders of the Lost Ark?
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Post by: Tauntaun on January 22, 2008, 03:34:03 PM
Isn't this the movie about this one concentration camp survivor seeking out Nazis in hiding?
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 22, 2008, 03:34:56 PM
I gave it a 9.5, and later bought it. I'm off the hook here. Comparing me to someone who hates Godfather AND Brazil ain't fair!
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Post by: T234 on January 22, 2008, 03:35:20 PM
SO HOW DOES IT COMPARE TO RUMBLE ROSES AM NINTENHO?
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Post by: Ichirou on January 22, 2008, 03:51:53 PM
Isn't this the movie about this one concentration camp survivor seeking out Nazis in hiding?

That's The Boys from Brazil. :lol
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Post by: Tauntaun on January 22, 2008, 03:55:51 PM
Isn't this the movie about this one concentration camp survivor seeking out Nazis in hiding?

That's The Boys from Brazil. :lol

oh yeah, ty nig  :-*
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Post by: Flannel Boy on January 22, 2008, 04:29:01 PM
I give it a three out of four big round Brazilian asses.
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Post by: AdmiralViscen on January 22, 2008, 04:40:32 PM
I'm not a huge fan of it either
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Post by: Human Snorenado on January 22, 2008, 04:45:59 PM
I gave it a 9.5, and later bought it. I'm off the hook here. Comparing me to someone who hates Godfather AND Brazil ain't fair!

UNFORGIVEN AND FORREST GUMP, NEVER FORGET!
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Post by: TVC15 on January 22, 2008, 05:53:13 PM
I give Brazil 9 out of 10 Mutant Gil Thorp Weirdos.
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Post by: brawndolicious on January 22, 2008, 09:10:24 PM
the movie was all right but I don't really get why they went with that ending.  it just seemed off.  The movie goes back and forth between being serious to being screwy and then you suddenly get to the ending.  I saw the criterion edition that has "final cut" written on the front and it says gilliam took scenes from the american and british version (I would not have guessed that while watching) to make the "definitive" version.  I remember people talked about how there was a lot of differences between the different versions so I hope I got the right one.
This news is unsurprising and par for the course.  Did you miss his analysis of Slaughterhouse Five?  Or Raiders of the Lost Ark?
what did I say about indiana jones?
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Post by: abrader on January 22, 2008, 09:12:02 PM
I like brazil - but like flix such as A Clockwork Orange - it IS over-rated.

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Post by: brawndolicious on January 22, 2008, 09:14:47 PM
before somebody menstruates on me since abrader mentioned it, yes I still absolutely hate clockwork orange.

I have different tastes.  I know how to read arabic.
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Post by: abrader on January 22, 2008, 09:18:01 PM
Deniro is a plus for Brazil...the winged dream sequences are not :(

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Post by: Joe Molotov on January 22, 2008, 09:26:19 PM
SMH x 2

That's shaking my head, and so much homo.
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Post by: Tauntaun on January 22, 2008, 09:27:51 PM
before somebody menstruates on me since abrader mentioned it, yes I still absolutely hate clockwork orange.

I have different tastes.  I know how to read arabic.

:rofl  That makes no sense.  <3 Dude.
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Post by: brawndolicious on January 22, 2008, 09:28:01 PM
I'm making a funny tauntaun.
Deniro is a plus for Brazil...the winged dream sequences are not :(
I agree, the movie is fun but I don't get the hype for it.

am I missing something?  it must be blindingly obvious or you all just wanted a movie to jack off on and you chose that one.
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Post by: bluemax on January 23, 2008, 06:26:20 AM
Which ending did you get? There's like 3 IIRC.

Maybe you should read this:

http://www.faqs.org/faqs/movies/brazil-faq/
Title: Re: A New Challenger Has Entered the Ring! am nintendo pulls a PHOENIX DARK!
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on January 23, 2008, 12:08:04 PM
Brazil is my favorite movie.
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Post by: Tauntaun on January 23, 2008, 12:45:47 PM
I'm making a funny tauntaun.

It seems I have caught the funny, no?  :-*
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Post by: Robo on January 23, 2008, 12:51:08 PM
This news is unsurprising and par for the course.  Did you miss his analysis of Slaughterhouse Five?  Or Raiders of the Lost Ark?
what did I say about indiana jones?

I'm not going to dig around for an exact quotation, but I recall you saying that the Jones trilogy is BORING and anyone who finds them somehow entertaining is distinguished mentally-challenged.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 23, 2008, 12:53:00 PM
Seems like you missed one of the points of the film Nintenho. The combination of fantasy and reality was central to the plot, and while the sudden switches are a bit random at times they make perfect sense in context. As the film progresses Lowry's ability to separates fantasy from reality deteriorates to the point where he finally escapes the physical and mental prison of his dystopian society. The trailer of the movie says Brazil is "only a state of mind", and that's how I saw it as well. Lowry finally escaped to a place where no amount of bureaucracy, group think, or fascism could effect him
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Post by: Robo on January 23, 2008, 12:57:07 PM
I decided to dig around -- didn't take that long! (http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=8733.msg212496#msg212496)

Quote from: am nintenho
You'd have to be pretty damn distinguished mentally-challenged to think [Indiana Jones] movies are fun, and coming from me that's a big insult.

hurhur
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Post by: FlameOfCallandor on January 23, 2008, 12:59:34 PM
Seems like you missed one of the points of the film Nintenho. The combination of fantasy and reality was central to the plot, and while the sudden switches are a bit random at times they make perfect sense in context. As the film progresses Lowry's ability to separates fantasy from reality deteriorates to the point where he finally escapes the physical and mental prison of his dystopian society. The trailer of the movie says Brazil is "only a state of mind", and that's how I saw it as well. Lowry finally escaped to a place where no amount of bureaucracy, group think, or fascism could effect him

Thats funny coming from you PD. You understand the movie completly but you still dont "get it"
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Post by: Tauntaun on January 23, 2008, 01:03:29 PM
Seems like you missed one of the points of the film Nintenho. The combination of fantasy and reality was central to the plot, and while the sudden switches are a bit random at times they make perfect sense in context. As the film progresses Lowry's ability to separates fantasy from reality deteriorates to the point where he finally escapes the physical and mental prison of his dystopian society. The trailer of the movie says Brazil is "only a state of mind", and that's how I saw it as well. Lowry finally escaped to a place where no amount of bureaucracy, group think, or fascism could effect him

Thats funny coming from you PD. You understand the movie completly but you still dont "get it"

And the funniest part is, none of you niccas get it.  :P
Title: Re: A New Challenger Has Entered the Ring! am nintendo pulls a PHOENIX DARK!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 23, 2008, 01:15:55 PM
Quote from: am nintenho
I don't like scorsese because while goodfellas was all right, raging bull was all style and had a character you couldn't care about (even by biography standards it was horrible), aviator was pretty underwhelming because the only thing it paid attention to was the fact that the guy might have OCD and not what effect the time period might have on him, departed was pretty mediocre in every way and the fact that it was based on another movie and has some pretty horrible plot choices that make it worse then that movie makes it also bad, and I really don't see what got taxi driver praise.  I might not have understood that one or what made it more than a possible oscar for a "yes man" who made a box office hit, so if it was actually good I would appreciate somebody explaining that.

Spielberg also hasn't made any really good movies in my opinion.  Munich was all right.  Schindler's List didn't really seem to be about the war, about the internment camps, you really don't see any character development in it.  Indie movies weren't very fun.  Jaws was a good idea for studios but you felt stupider after you saw it.  I can't think of any other movies of his that might be considered good.


The only thing I saw of Kubrick was Full Metal Jacket and I hated that pretty much the whole way through.  Any relevant look at the vietnam war would show the politics, not some fucking drill sergeant getting shot by a psycho.

Tarantino is good, Resorvoir Dogs was probably the first crime movie I saw that felt real.  Pulp Fiction wasn't as good in my opinion but Kill Bill, which you could say has no redeeming qualities in writing, was awesome.

This is probably the worse post of all time
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Post by: bud on January 23, 2008, 01:18:08 PM
:lol

i feel dirty reading that
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Post by: TVC15 on January 23, 2008, 01:26:05 PM
PD and am nintenho must review The Third Man!  I need to see their hilarious opinions.
Title: Re: A New Challenger Has Entered the Ring! am nintendo pulls a PHOENIX DARK!
Post by: Robo on January 23, 2008, 01:28:03 PM
That FMJ criticism tomahawks all other terrible cinema analysis made on this forum.
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Post by: Mandark on January 23, 2008, 01:32:28 PM
PD and am nintenho must review The Third Man!  I need to see their hilarious opinions.

"I thought he was being really unfair to Switzerland.  I hear nice things about that place!"
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Post by: Joe Molotov on January 23, 2008, 01:56:51 PM
Quote from: am nintenho
I don't like scorsese because while goodfellas was all right, raging bull was all style and had a character you couldn't care about (even by biography standards it was horrible), aviator was pretty underwhelming because the only thing it paid attention to was the fact that the guy might have OCD and not what effect the time period might have on him, departed was pretty mediocre in every way and the fact that it was based on another movie and has some pretty horrible plot choices that make it worse then that movie makes it also bad, and I really don't see what got taxi driver praise.  I might not have understood that one or what made it more than a possible oscar for a "yes man" who made a box office hit, so if it was actually good I would appreciate somebody explaining that.

Spielberg also hasn't made any really good movies in my opinion.  Munich was all right.  Schindler's List didn't really seem to be about the war, about the internment camps, you really don't see any character development in it.  Indie movies weren't very fun.  Jaws was a good idea for studios but you felt stupider after you saw it.  I can't think of any other movies of his that might be considered good.


The only thing I saw of Kubrick was Full Metal Jacket and I hated that pretty much the whole way through.  Any relevant look at the vietnam war would show the politics, not some fucking drill sergeant getting shot by a psycho.

Tarantino is good, Resorvoir Dogs was probably the first crime movie I saw that felt real.  Pulp Fiction wasn't as good in my opinion but Kill Bill, which you could say has no redeeming qualities in writing, was awesome.

This is probably the worse post of all time

WTF
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Post by: bud on January 23, 2008, 02:00:51 PM
''you felt stupider after you saw jaws''
- am nintenho
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Post by: bud on January 23, 2008, 02:01:37 PM
''Indie movies weren't very fun.''
- am nintenho
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Post by: Tauntaun on January 23, 2008, 02:15:57 PM
^ bud's posts are like sex for the eyes, it's his e-penus powah.  :-*
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 23, 2008, 02:33:06 PM
Clearly there's no comparison between myself and Nintenho. I have chosen to give average scores to some critically hailed films, whereas he simply bashes the greatest films of all time.
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Post by: TVC15 on January 23, 2008, 02:50:52 PM
Watch and review The Third Man!
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Post by: Eric P on January 23, 2008, 03:56:12 PM
Watch and review The Third Man!

spoiler (click to show/hide)
dude shows up 30 minutes into the movie.  should have called it Third of the Movie Without This Man
[close]
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Post by: brawndolicious on January 23, 2008, 04:50:34 PM
what I assumed was that brazil would go and show a clear moral message.  Instead, even after extensively showing the backstory of the main character, the movie just shows that a totalitarian society just dehumanizes the human inside of you.  I figured it got hyped a lot only because of how detailed the setting of the world was.

that faq was helpful in that it taught me that it was the acid lady's funeral at the end of the movie.  the second half was so confusing that I had no idea what was going on.  That's one of my major issues with this, why show 50% of the movie as a hallucination/dream?  we get that a world like that would be fucked up, so try to develop the character trying to "better" himself.  at least that's what I'd like.

PD, I am criticizing the story decisions in those movies.  I'm not making comparisons to the cinematography they use because I really couldn't care about that.
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Post by: Robo on January 23, 2008, 04:58:49 PM
Oh, the mind of a nintenho...
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Post by: TVC15 on January 23, 2008, 05:00:20 PM
That's one of my major issues with this, why show 50% of the movie as a hallucination/dream?  we get that a world like that would be fucked up, so try to develop the character trying to "better" himself.  at least that's what I'd like.

So basically, you don't like the best part of the movie?
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Post by: Robo on January 23, 2008, 05:03:01 PM
I don't think nintenho is capable of any form of objective analysis.  The bulk of his criticisms boil down to SUX BECAUSE IT DIDN'T DO WHAT I WANTED IT TO.
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Post by: brawndolicious on January 23, 2008, 05:32:42 PM
I wanted it to do something because it had BACKSTORY TO IT.