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Title: So I'm watching JOHN CONNOR WANTS TO FUCK HIS TERMINATOR: THE TV SERIES
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 22, 2008, 03:48:55 PM
This is pretty ridiculous so far. :lol

They are setting this up for the ridiculous John Connor on machine sex episode.
Title: Re: So I'm watching JOHN CONNOR WANTS TO FUCK HIS TERMINATOR: THE TV SERIES
Post by: demi on January 22, 2008, 03:50:01 PM
god shut the fuck up already
Title: Re: So I'm watching JOHN CONNOR WANTS TO FUCK HIS TERMINATOR: THE TV SERIES
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 22, 2008, 03:50:50 PM
No homo.
Title: Re: So I'm watching JOHN CONNOR WANTS TO FUCK HIS TERMINATOR: THE TV SERIES
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 22, 2008, 04:02:15 PM
What the hell, they're running naked. :lol

Oh my God, he looks like he's going to take his mom doggystyle. :o
Title: Re: So I'm watching JOHN CONNOR WANTS TO FUCK HIS TERMINATOR: THE TV SERIES
Post by: Tauntaun on January 22, 2008, 04:03:50 PM
I watched that ep, it does not.   >:(  Tis a good show.
Title: Re: So I'm watching JOHN CONNOR WANTS TO FUCK HIS TERMINATOR: THE TV SERIES
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 22, 2008, 05:06:51 PM
So the cover story is that his Terminator bodyguard is his sister?  This is like bad Terminator incest fan fiction.
Title: Re: So I'm watching JOHN CONNOR WANTS TO FUCK HIS TERMINATOR: THE TV SERIES
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 22, 2008, 05:14:03 PM
and she has to pretend to be a high school student!

HIJINX ENSUE
Title: Re: So I'm watching JOHN CONNOR WANTS TO FUCK HIS TERMINATOR: THE TV SERIES
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 22, 2008, 05:16:03 PM
Yes, but Sarah Connor is hot.
Title: Re: So I'm watching JOHN CONNOR WANTS TO FUCK HIS TERMINATOR: THE TV SERIES
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 22, 2008, 05:18:57 PM
apparently after killing the T-1000 she decided to let herself go.

do you think that the Cylon can get pregnant with John's child? I mean Terminator.
Title: Re: So I'm watching JOHN CONNOR WANTS TO FUCK HIS TERMINATOR: THE TV SERIES
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 22, 2008, 05:23:08 PM
apparently after killing the T-1000 she decided to let herself go.

do you think that the Cylon can get pregnant with John's child? I mean Terminator.

Will it then tell him that "God is love"?
Title: Re: So I'm watching JOHN CONNOR WANTS TO FUCK HIS TERMINATOR: THE TV SERIES
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 22, 2008, 05:28:32 PM
all is full of love

bjork bot > cameron bot

alphabetically and hottidelically
Title: Re: So I'm watching JOHN CONNOR WANTS TO FUCK HIS TERMINATOR: THE TV SERIES
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 22, 2008, 05:39:32 PM
 :lol

I think an even better bit will be the inevitable storyline when the pretty ugly girl who John dumps because he doesn't want to risk her life (and has conflicted emotions about his Terminator bodyguard), catches John and the Cylonator making out - thinking that they're brother and sister.

Hot!
Title: Re: So I'm watching JOHN CONNOR WANTS TO FUCK HIS TERMINATOR: THE TV SERIES
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 22, 2008, 05:49:01 PM
I think I can feel my liquid metal reshaping itself
Title: Re: So I'm watching JOHN CONNOR WANTS TO FUCK HIS TERMINATOR: THE TV SERIES
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 22, 2008, 05:51:32 PM
This is like Boston Public meets something that barely resembles The Terminator franchise.  The special effects are awful - some of the worst CG on television!
Title: Re: So I'm watching JOHN CONNOR WANTS TO FUCK HIS TERMINATOR: THE TV SERIES
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 22, 2008, 05:53:06 PM
Daisy chained Xboxes and PlayStations :lol

SKYNET: POWERED BY CELL!!!
Title: Re: So I'm watching JOHN CONNOR WANTS TO FUCK HIS TERMINATOR: THE TV SERIES
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 22, 2008, 05:56:03 PM
OH MY GOD: THIS SHOW HAD THE SUICIDAL GIRL JUMP TO HER DEATH :lol

For real :lol
Title: Re: So I'm watching JOHN CONNOR WANTS TO FUCK HIS TERMINATOR: THE TV SERIES
Post by: Eel O'Brian on January 22, 2008, 06:12:05 PM
as if the movies ever made a goddamned lick of sense
Title: Re: So I'm watching JOHN CONNOR WANTS TO FUCK HIS TERMINATOR: THE TV SERIES
Post by: bork on January 23, 2008, 10:27:27 AM
It's weird; I went and watched T1 and T2 after not having watched them in forever.  I didn't even remember T1.  Neither was as good as I remembered them being.   :-\

And what the hell was up with the suicide girl in the last episode?  All that stuff being painted on the school walls and then the end...it had NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING ELSE GOING ON!  And now it's over...what the hell was the point of that?
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Post by: Tauntaun on January 23, 2008, 10:47:30 AM
It's weird; I went and watched T1 and T2 after not having watched them in forever.  I didn't even remember T1.  Neither was as good as I remembered them being.   :-\

And what the hell was up with the suicide girl in the last episode?  All that stuff being painted on the school walls and then the end...it had NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING ELSE GOING ON!  And now it's over...what the hell was the point of that?

John wanted to help her but the terminator wouldn't let him because he needed to stay out of the spotlight.  Also one thing that's probably been said before but if you aren't allowed to bring anything through when time traveling.....HOW CAN A TERMINATOR WHO IS A MACHINE GET THROUGH??!?!?   :maf
Title: Re: So I'm watching JOHN CONNOR WANTS TO FUCK HIS TERMINATOR: THE TV SERIES
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on January 23, 2008, 01:48:23 PM
What the hell, they're running naked. :lol

Oh my God, he looks like he's going to take his mom doggystyle. :o

Are they replaying the first episode?

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=16507.msg396063#msg396063
Title: Re: So I'm watching JOHN CONNOR WANTS TO FUCK HIS TERMINATOR: THE TV SERIES
Post by: Tauntaun on January 23, 2008, 02:23:56 PM
Are they replaying the first episode?

You can watch it on www.fox.com (http://www.fox.com)
Title: Re: So I'm watching JOHN CONNOR WANTS TO FUCK HIS TERMINATOR: THE TV SERIES
Post by: abrader on January 23, 2008, 02:44:45 PM
Im glad you dont like.

I am terribly terrified of anyone who thinks this is good TV.

Title: Re: So I'm watching JOHN CONNOR WANTS TO FUCK HIS TERMINATOR: THE TV SERIES
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 23, 2008, 03:29:21 PM
Yes, can anyone explain what that painted door and the girl have to do with each other?  I couldn't understand it at all.  She then just jumped to her death.  That has been the pinnacle of the show thus far. :lol
Title: Re: So I'm watching JOHN CONNOR WANTS TO FUCK HIS TERMINATOR: THE TV SERIES
Post by: Shins on January 23, 2008, 08:03:34 PM
Also one thing that's probably been said before but if you aren't allowed to bring anything through when time traveling.....HOW CAN A TERMINATOR WHO IS A MACHINE GET THROUGH??!?!?   :maf

Pretty sure its got something to do with the biological covering the Terminators have. Or something. Why they never implanted some humans with totally badass future-tech in their spines, I don't know.