you need a woman dude.
Sorry duder.:lol
Take solace in the fact she can't dance
(http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb219/CajoleJuice/veronicadance.gif)
That's part of it.
You can also watch Dancer in the Dark. That will make you feel better about yourself by displacing your feelings of dread and despair and self-pity onto Bjork's character. And then out of sheer love, you can send Bjork a package filled with your love and/or bombs.
The stuff doesnt work if you dont sit in the dark after taking it tho, and you dont wanna take too much or LOL VIVID NIGHTMARES but I dont really have nightmares so I might just have VIVID FUN DREAMS eventually who knows.