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Title: What do you say when a gay friend says you are a super stud
Post by: AdmiralViscen on January 24, 2008, 01:31:47 PM: :-*
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Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on January 24, 2008, 01:32:38 PM: Pics.
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Post by: Powerslave on January 24, 2008, 01:33:07 PM: cigarillo
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Post by: Rman on January 24, 2008, 01:33:52 PM: "Thanks. I'm flattered"
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Post by: abrader on January 24, 2008, 01:34:16 PM: Why did you tell your straight friend he was a 'superstud'?
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Post by: AdmiralViscen on January 24, 2008, 01:38:23 PM: He complimented by gf too so I said "yes, we are hot." Facebook pm btw.

Quote from: abrader on January 24, 2008, 01:34:16 PM
Why did you tell your straight friend he was a 'superstud'?

OMFG YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH ME YOU MUST BE SAD
Title: Re: What do you say when a gay friend says you are a super stud
Post by: abrader on January 24, 2008, 01:39:22 PM: First time I post in a thread of yours?

Im just trying to be nice to you so you dont feel so rejected.
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Post by: MrAngryFace on January 24, 2008, 01:43:22 PM: "Thanks!"

But like, that's it.
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 24, 2008, 01:44:53 PM: i also slap my ass and say "you still ain't gettin' none of this sweet candy, sugar!"

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Title: Re: What do you say when a gay friend says you are a super stud
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 24, 2008, 01:46:19 PM: Ask him for a blowjob. It's not gay as long as you don't kiss him
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on January 24, 2008, 01:47:47 PM: and then when he is done make an awkward gaf thread about it
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Post by: MrAngryFace on January 24, 2008, 01:51:46 PM: Of when he says that roar "YEAH!!!!!!!!!!" Then start talkin bout CHICKS
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Post by: Eric P on January 24, 2008, 01:52:38 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 24, 2008, 01:46:19 PM
Ask him for a blowjob. It's not gay as long as you don't kiss him

i think studies show this to be true

you're not technically gay as long as you don't taste a dick
Title: Re: What do you say when a gay friend says you are a super stud
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 24, 2008, 01:54:44 PM: :lol

There are a lot of gay guys on campus, and sometimes they come up to me in the library. It's always a weird moment because you want to be nice, but at the same time if chicks SEE you with the gay guys they might think you're gay. I just laugh at their jokes and say no thanks, I'm straight. Luckily my gay friends are pretty damn cool about that stuff
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Post by: Shins on January 24, 2008, 01:55:44 PM: My gay friend never compliments my appearance. :(
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Post by: Mupepe on January 24, 2008, 02:08:24 PM: ask him if he wants you on all fours or on your back
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Post by: Eric P on January 24, 2008, 02:08:46 PM: Quote from: Shins on January 24, 2008, 01:55:44 PM
My gay friend never compliments my appearance. :(

then he's probably not gay

he's just acting that way to get the chicks

try to put the moves on him
Title: Re: What do you say when a gay friend says you are a super stud
Post by: Robo on January 24, 2008, 02:11:50 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 24, 2008, 01:54:44 PM
:lol

There are a lot of gay guys on campus, and sometimes they come up to me in the library. It's always a weird moment because you want to be nice, but at the same time if chicks SEE you with the gay guys they might think you're gay. I just laugh at their jokes and say no thanks, I'm straight. Luckily my gay friends are pretty damn cool about that stuff

"sup, maurice?"

"NO THANKS I'M STRAIGHT" *looks around*

"uhhh... anyway, how is english lit. going?"

"HAHAH I'M STRAIGHT"
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Post by: Powerslave on January 24, 2008, 02:12:25 PM: lol
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Post by: Mupepe on January 24, 2008, 02:18:40 PM: Quote from: RoboJ on January 24, 2008, 02:11:50 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 24, 2008, 01:54:44 PM
:lol

There are a lot of gay guys on campus, and sometimes they come up to me in the library. It's always a weird moment because you want to be nice, but at the same time if chicks SEE you with the gay guys they might think you're gay. I just laugh at their jokes and say no thanks, I'm straight. Luckily my gay friends are pretty damn cool about that stuff

"sup, maurice?"

"NO THANKS I'M STRAIGHT" *looks around*

"uhhh... anyway, how is english lit. going?"

"HAHAH I'M STRAIGHT"

:lol :lol :lol :lol
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Post by: demi on January 24, 2008, 02:24:03 PM: I ask them if they would suck my dick, let me bang them, and then thank them for the compliment
Title: Re: What do you say when a gay friend says you are a super stud
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 24, 2008, 02:26:18 PM: Quote from: RoboJ on January 24, 2008, 02:11:50 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 24, 2008, 01:54:44 PM
:lol

There are a lot of gay guys on campus, and sometimes they come up to me in the library. It's always a weird moment because you want to be nice, but at the same time if chicks SEE you with the gay guys they might think you're gay. I just laugh at their jokes and say no thanks, I'm straight. Luckily my gay friends are pretty damn cool about that stuff

"sup, maurice?"

"NO THANKS I'M STRAIGHT" *looks around*

"uhhh... anyway, how is english lit. going?"

"HAHAH I'M STRAIGHT"

:rofl
Title: Re: What do you say when a gay friend says you are a super stud
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 24, 2008, 02:27:58 PM: Quote from: RoboJ on January 24, 2008, 02:11:50 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 24, 2008, 01:54:44 PM
:lol

There are a lot of gay guys on campus, and sometimes they come up to me in the library. It's always a weird moment because you want to be nice, but at the same time if chicks SEE you with the gay guys they might think you're gay. I just laugh at their jokes and say no thanks, I'm straight. Luckily my gay friends are pretty damn cool about that stuff

"sup, maurice?"

"NO THANKS I'M STRAIGHT" *looks around*

"uhhh... anyway, how is english lit. going?"

"HAHAH I'M STRAIGHT"

:lol
Title: Re: What do you say when a gay friend says you are a super stud
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 24, 2008, 02:40:42 PM: Quote from: RoboJ on January 24, 2008, 02:11:50 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 24, 2008, 01:54:44 PM
:lol

There are a lot of gay guys on campus, and sometimes they come up to me in the library. It's always a weird moment because you want to be nice, but at the same time if chicks SEE you with the gay guys they might think you're gay. I just laugh at their jokes and say no thanks, I'm straight. Luckily my gay friends are pretty damn cool about that stuff

"sup, maurice?"

"NO THANKS I'M STRAIGHT" *looks around*

"uhhh... anyway, how is english lit. going?"

"HAHAH I'M STRAIGHT"

:tbslol :tbslol :tbslol
Title: Re: What do you say when a gay friend says you are a super stud
Post by: Bloodwake on January 24, 2008, 02:41:39 PM: Quote from: RoboJ on January 24, 2008, 02:11:50 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 24, 2008, 01:54:44 PM
:lol

There are a lot of gay guys on campus, and sometimes they come up to me in the library. It's always a weird moment because you want to be nice, but at the same time if chicks SEE you with the gay guys they might think you're gay. I just laugh at their jokes and say no thanks, I'm straight. Luckily my gay friends are pretty damn cool about that stuff

"sup, maurice?"

"NO THANKS I'M STRAIGHT" *looks around*

"uhhh... anyway, how is english lit. going?"

"HAHAH I'M STRAIGHT"

:rofl

So fucking funny.
Title: Re: What do you say when a gay friend says you are a super stud
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 24, 2008, 02:44:13 PM: give him a courtesy reacharound
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 24, 2008, 02:44:59 PM: It's even funnier if you imagine it in the whitest voice possible. Like, "Hello, I'm a CFO for a well established financial organization and read the Wall Street Journal every day!" voice.
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Post by: Tauntaun on January 24, 2008, 03:13:51 PM: Quote from: Willco on January 24, 2008, 02:44:59 PM
It's even funnier if you imagine it in the whitest voice possible. Like, "Hello, I'm a CFO for a well established financial organization and read the Wall Street Journal every day!" voice.

(http://videodetective.com/photos/602/025325_18.jpg)
Title: Re: What do you say when a gay friend says you are a super stud
Post by: INTUNEevolution on January 24, 2008, 03:16:46 PM: Quote from: Eel_O_Brian on January 24, 2008, 01:47:47 PM
and then when he is done make an awkward gaf thread about it

Make sure to thank him for hospitality/directions to and away from his house.

Bring the Natty Ices or else you're just rude.
Title: Re: What do you say when a gay friend says you are a super stud
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 24, 2008, 03:31:58 PM: Quote from: RoboJ on January 24, 2008, 02:11:50 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 24, 2008, 01:54:44 PM
:lol

There are a lot of gay guys on campus, and sometimes they come up to me in the library. It's always a weird moment because you want to be nice, but at the same time if chicks SEE you with the gay guys they might think you're gay. I just laugh at their jokes and say no thanks, I'm straight. Luckily my gay friends are pretty damn cool about that stuff

"sup, maurice?"

"NO THANKS I'M STRAIGHT" *looks around*

"uhhh... anyway, how is english lit. going?"

"HAHAH I'M STRAIGHT"

Fuck, I'm laughing at work right now. :lol
Title: Re: What do you say when a gay friend says you are a super stud
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 24, 2008, 03:57:43 PM: I was just walking back from grabbing a coke and I started laughing to myself imagining this again. A co-worker looked at me funny. :lol
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Post by: INTUNEevolution on January 24, 2008, 04:00:37 PM: Next time you see tha coworker, stroke his shoulder and laugh the same way again.
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Post by: Powerslave on January 24, 2008, 04:00:37 PM: Explain him the full story, including posting history from PD on GAF and EB.
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Post by: bud on January 24, 2008, 04:10:48 PM: i kinda wish i'd know a gay guy irl. the gays on the gaf and eb seem to be pretty laid back guys

it'd be a nice change of pace from all the straight guys i know
Title: Re: What do you say when a gay friend says you are a super stud
Post by: TVC15 on January 24, 2008, 04:12:02 PM: I have decided to abandon homosexuality in order to prepare myself for my film adaptation of Gil Thorp. We know there are none of those god-hated nancies in Eisenhowerverse, and I've gotta get my head in that world.

PENISES EWWWWWWW </disgustedly flays arms>
Title: Re: What do you say when a gay friend says you are a super stud
Post by: INTUNEevolution on January 24, 2008, 04:12:45 PM: The gay guys that grew up and mellowed out are cool people.

The ones in HS.

They got some issues that need working out.
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Post by: TVC15 on January 24, 2008, 04:15:22 PM: The mexican city employees next to me are serial leering at women jogging by in spandex. i am disgusted. DISGUSTED.
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Post by: Tauntaun on January 24, 2008, 04:16:05 PM: Quote from: TVC 15 on January 24, 2008, 04:15:22 PM
The mexican city employees next to me are serial leering at women jogging by in spandex. i am disgusted. DISGUSTED.

Go give 'em what for!

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Title: Re: What do you say when a gay friend says you are a super stud
Post by: INTUNEevolution on January 24, 2008, 04:17:11 PM: SHit dude, that's me!
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Post by: Tauntaun on January 24, 2008, 04:18:31 PM: Quote from: INTUNEevolution on January 24, 2008, 04:17:11 PM
SHit dude, that's me!

You're mexican?

(http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k36/SlinkyT82/barf_smiley.gif)
Title: Re: What do you say when a gay friend says you are a super stud
Post by: INTUNEevolution on January 24, 2008, 04:19:47 PM: Well, I'm Irish, but you know how they have white mexicans?

I'm a mexican white.

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Title: Re: What do you say when a gay friend says you are a super stud
Post by: Tauntaun on January 24, 2008, 04:21:57 PM: Quote from: INTUNEevolution on January 24, 2008, 04:19:47 PM
Well, I'm Irish, but you know how they have white mexicans?

I'm a mexican white.

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Oh, good. For a minute there I thought I was gonna have to smear taco bell on your door step and make the back side of your house wet. Saves me some time and money. :-*
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Post by: INTUNEevolution on January 24, 2008, 04:22:32 PM: HAHAHAHA

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IM STRAIGHT!
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Post by: Tauntaun on January 24, 2008, 04:30:04 PM: Quote from: INTUNEevolution on January 24, 2008, 04:22:32 PM
HAHAHAHA

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IM STRAIGHT!
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Depends on how often you post here. :-*
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Post by: INTUNEevolution on January 24, 2008, 04:32:14 PM: Check please!
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Post by: Tauntaun on January 24, 2008, 04:33:40 PM: Quote from: INTUNEevolution on January 24, 2008, 04:32:14 PM
Check please!

You came for the awesome, you stayed for the Ron Paul....and gay gold dildos!
Title: Re: What do you say when a gay friend says you are a super stud
Post by: Powerslave on January 24, 2008, 04:47:28 PM: Ever since I've been here I became a little gay. It's not that I like men but I don't know I'd like to suck a dick or two to see what it's like. Maybe kiss it a little.
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Post by: CajoleJuice on January 24, 2008, 04:59:00 PM: I wouldn't mind having a JO buddy. No gay stuff though. Just JO.

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Post by: Tauntaun on January 24, 2008, 05:04:07 PM: Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 24, 2008, 04:59:00 PM
I wouldn't mind having a JO buddy. No gay stuff though. Just JO.

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:rofl It never gets old. You man enough?
Title: Re: What do you say when a gay friend says you are a super stud
Post by: Beezy on January 24, 2008, 06:01:26 PM: Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 24, 2008, 04:59:00 PM
I wouldn't mind having a JO buddy. No gay stuff though. Just JO.

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:lol
Title: Re: What do you say when a gay friend says you are a super stud
Post by: Shins on January 24, 2008, 07:24:47 PM: Quote from: Eric P on January 24, 2008, 02:08:46 PM
then he's probably not gay

If he's not gay, he's letting this guy
(http://profile.ak.facebook.com/profile5/136/90/s762747359_2189.jpg)
stick it in his pooper for all the wrong reasons.

Shit, maybe George is rich. Maybe I should be nicer to him. Sexually.

Shit.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 24, 2008, 07:43:00 PM: I told Whiteman "no", then sent him nudies in PM.
Title: Re: What do you say when a gay friend says you are a super stud
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on January 24, 2008, 08:14:18 PM: Quote
I have decided to abandon homosexuality in order to prepare myself for my film adaptation of Gil Thorp. We know there are none of those god-hated nancies in Eisenhowerverse, and I've gotta get my head in that world.

Does this mean I'll have to get my hair cut short? And how does the full frontal nudity fit into this?

Maybe I'll play a woman.
Title: Re: What do you say when a gay friend says you are a super stud
Post by: Eric P on January 24, 2008, 08:25:54 PM: Quote from: Shins on January 24, 2008, 07:24:47 PM
Quote from: Eric P on January 24, 2008, 02:08:46 PM
then he's probably not gay

stick it in his pooper for all the wrong reasons.

there are WRONG reasons?
Title: Re: What do you say when a gay friend says you are a super stud
Post by: TVC15 on January 24, 2008, 08:28:14 PM: Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on January 24, 2008, 08:14:18 PM
Quote
I have decided to abandon homosexuality in order to prepare myself for my film adaptation of Gil Thorp. We know there are none of those god-hated nancies in Eisenhowerverse, and I've gotta get my head in that world.

Does this mean I'll have to get my hair cut short? And how does the full frontal nudity fit into this?

Maybe I'll play a woman.

I'll work something out. There's no story that wouldn't be improved with male full frontal nudity, in a non-gay way. Just like how the ancient Greeks and shit VERY HETEROLY admired the male form.
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on January 24, 2008, 08:31:58 PM: My form is a bit quirky and niche, though.